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Paris Hilton’s Cleavage Is Back

It’s Fashion Week in New York right now, and you might be surprised I know that, considering my idea of “high fashion” is pairing my only sweatpants with a clean T-shirt. But it’s part of my job to know where all the hotties are going to be congregating each week, so I can be properly outraged that I wasn’t invited. Anyway, here’s Paris Hilton backstage and who cares if this pushed-up cleavage of hers probably isn’t real, just like last time ? I don’t go up to magicians and try to ruin their tricks. It’s more fun to believe in magic. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Emile Hirsch Gets Arrested for Felony Assault, Checks Into Rehab

Emile Hirsch is in serious trouble with the law. The actor was arrested on Thursday for third-degree felony assault stemming from an incident that allegedly took place in the very early morning on January 25. According to TMZ sources, police responded to a 911 call from a nightclub in Park City (during the Sundance Film Festival) and found Hirsch totally wasted. Officials say the star “asked [Paramount executive Daniele Bernfeld] why she looked ‘so tough’ and said she was a ‘rich kid’ who should not be at Sundance.” After Bernfeld left to go sit at a table with friends, Hirsch supposedly came up from behind and placed her in a “chokehold.” After that, Bernfeld alleged Hirsch “pulled her across the table and onto the floor” before landing on top of her and choking her to the point that she nearly passed out. A pair of onlookers finally pulled Hirsch off at this point. Hirsch, who is due in court on March 16, was charged with felony aggravated assault, which is punishable by up to five years in jail. In response to the incident, Hirsch’s rep tells TMZ: “Regarding the charges that have been brought against Emile today, the facts that I can relay are that he consumed an enormous amount of alcohol on the evening in question and he has no memory of what happened. “Emile takes these allegations very seriously, and is devastated that any of this has occurred. A few days after the incident, Emile sought help and checked himself into an alcohol rehabilitation facility, where he remains today, to ensure nothing like this ever happens again.” 19 Stars Who Have Gone to the Slammer 1. Lil Wayne The possession of drugs and weapons on his tour bus put Lil Wayne in jail for five months. That’s fewer months than children the rapper has out of wedlock. 2. Mark Wahlberg View Photo Mark Wahlberg spent 45 days in the slammer after attacking a Vietnamese man on the street with a stick. 3. Robert Downey Jr. View Photo Robert Downey Jr. used to have a drug problem. He once spent a year in prison for trespassing into a neighbor’s house and passing out inside. 4. Wesley Snipes Wesley Snipes can win money by hustling in basketball. But his failure to pay taxes resulted in a three-year prison sentence. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Tim Allen Tim Allen spent two years in the clink after being busted with 1.4 pounds of cocaine in Kalamazoo, Michigan. 6. 50 Cent 50 Cent received his GED while spending six months in shock incarceration boot camp. He was sent there for being in possession of heroin, crack and a gun. 7. Paris Hilton View Photo Paris Hilton spent three whole days in jail after being caught driving without a license and violating her probation as a result. 8. Lindsay Lohan View Photo Lindsay Lohan has been behind bars on multiple occasions, once for 84 minutes. She’s been charged with theft and probation violation. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Martha Stewart View Photo Martha Stewart lied to federal investigators and ended up in the click for five months. 10. T.I. View Photo T.I. has been arrested on more than one occasion. He spent one year in prison for the possession of illegal guns. 11. Michelle Rodriguez View Photo Michelle Rodriguez violated a DUI-based probation and didn’t attend court-assigned community service. Therefore, she went to jail for 18 days. 12. Ja Rule View Photo Ja Rule spent over two years behind bars due to possession of a gun. Also, tax evasion. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Kiefer Sutherland View Photo Kiefer Sutherland spent 48 days in the slammer due to a pair of DUIs in three years. 14. Michael Vick View Photo Michael Vick raised dogs to fight and kill each other. He spent nearly two years in prison before finding a job again in the NFL. 15. Lil Kim View Photo Lil Kim lied to a grand jury and ended up in jail for one years and one day. 16. Mike Tyson View Photo Mike Tyson raped someone. He ended up in the big house for 36 months as a result. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. OJ Simpson View Photo OJ Simpson likely killed his wife. But he went to jail for 33 years due to a charge of armed robbery and kidnapping. 18. Khloe Kardashian View Photo Khloe Kardashian served three hours in jail in 2008 due to a drunk driving charge. Yes, three hours. 19. Phil Spector View Photo Phil Spector is serving a prison sentence of 19 years to life for the 2003 murder of actress Lana Clarkson. The End. Did you like 19 Stars Who Have Gone to the Slammer? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:

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Kylie Jenner: Blonde and Big-Lipped for LOVE Magazine

LOVE Magazine is officially in love with the First Family of Reality Television. We’ve already given fans a look at Kim Kardashian’s upcoming spread in the next issue of this British publication. And we already know that Kendall Jenner will be featured on an alternate cover, getting very cozy with Cara Delevingne. But did you know that Kylie Jenner will also get her own spread? And that she’ll look nearly unrecognizable in it? Okay, yes. The giant lips we do recognize on Kylie. But check out that blonde hair! Do you think she can pull this look off? The 17-year old star posted the above photo and the below photo on Instagram today, hyping the February 9 release of the LOVE issue that will apparently be dedicated to famous people with no talent. “@THELOVEMAGAZINE ❤️ & love this sneak peak inside the February issue shot by @stevenkleinstudio & styled by @simonrobins1000 #love13,” Jenner wrote as a caption to the second picture. We can’t exactly say we’re huge fans of Kylie’s style in this shots, but hey. At least the teenager is wearing clothes, right? It’s a start! Kylie Jenner Lips: SEE THE TRANSFORMATION! 1. Kylie Jenner Then and Now View Photo Kylie Jenner now and just a few years ago. She looks a tad different. 2. Before & After: Kylie Jenner View Photo Kylie Jenner in photos before and after … whatever it is she did to herself that caused this dramatic makeover. 3. Kylie Jenner Face: Before & After View Photo Kylie Jenner’s face before and after. After what, we don’t know, but just look at the difference. 4. Kylie Jenner Lips: Before & After View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips before and after … whatever it is she did. It’s been a serious change, in any case! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kylie Jenner Injections View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips before and after she got injections … at least according to the Internet. 6. Kylie Jenner: Lip Injection Photos? View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips before and after … whatever it is she did or didn’t do to them. But they look quite a bit different. 7. Kylie’s Lip Injections View Photo Did she get them? How did she not get them, you’d think after looking at this photo comparison. 8. Kylie Jenner Lip Injection Photo View Photo Has Kylie had lip injections? It certainly looks that way in this photo. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kylie Jenner Lips: 2013-2014 View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips, as seen on Instagram on December 2013 and then December 2014. Just crazy. 10. Kylie Jenner Lip Comparison View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips, December 2013 vs. December 2014. WOW. 11. Kylie Jenner Crying View Photo Kylie posted this photo to Instagram. Looks as though she’s been crying. 12. Kylie Jenner Instagram Image View Photo We know: this looks like a mannequin. But it’s an actual photo of Kylie Jenner. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Kylie Jenner Self-Portrait View Photo Kylie Jenner celebrates “Cyber Saturday” with this selfie. She posted it to Instagram. 14. Kylie Jenner’s Blue Hair View Photo Kylie Jenner rocking some blue hair that definitely doesn’t leave us feeling blue. 15. Kylie Jenner: 16 Going on 30 View Photo Kylie Jenner sure has matured over the past couple of months. 16. Kylie Jenner Cleavage on Instagram View Photo Kylie Jenner posted this photo to Instagram. Actually pretty modest by her standards. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Kourtney and Kylie Photo View Photo Kourtney and Kylie smile here for a selfie. They are posing at a birthday party in honor of Khloe Kardashian’s 30th birthday. 18. Kendall and Kylie Jenner Selfie GIF View Photo Kendall and Kylie doing what they do best. What these girls have done before camera phones? 19. Kylie Jenner’s Lips View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips look luscious … and not like you would expect a 16-year-old’s to look. 20. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Pic View Photo Kylie Jenner squats and shows off her cleavage in this photo. NOTE: She is 16 years old. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Kylie Jenner: Lolita! View Photo Kylie Jenner’s Lolita-esque photos are causing quite a stir on Instagram. 22. Kylie Jenner: Lip Injections? View Photo Kylie recently posted this photo to Twitter. Think she’s had lip injections? 23. Kylie Jenner’s Face View Photo Kylie Jenner’s face has transformed quite a bit over the years. Check it out here to see what we mean. 24. Kylie Jenner Face View Photo Kylie Jenner’s face does not look like this anymore. But that doesn’t mean she had work done, does it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Kylie Jenner’s Face: WTH View Photo What the heck is up with Kylie Jenner’s face?! It’s not the one we used to know. 26. Sexy Kylie Jenner View Photo Kylie Jenner gets sexy in another selfie. This girl knows how to get followers on Instagram. 27. Kylie Jenner Weave Photo View Photo Kylie Jenner posted a photo of her new weave to Instagram. What’s got everyone’s attention, however, is the sight of her new lips. 28. Kylie Jenner: BIG Lips, Long Hair View Photo Kylie Jenner is rocking some serious lips and hair in this pic. Goodness. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Kylie Jenner, See-Through Top View Photo Kylie Jenner rocks a see-through top on Instagram. That’s pretty standard. 30. Kylie and Her Changing Face View Photo Kylie Jenner certainly never used to look like this. Wowza. 31. Kylie Jenner: LIP Service! View Photo Kylie Jenner is just trolling at this point. How else do you explain the lips up in here?! 32. Kylie Jenner Pouts Lips View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips are so darn plump it’s straight up ridic. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Kylie Jenner’s Plump Lips View Photo Goodness, those lips are plump on Kylie Jenner. You cannot deny this. The End. 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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 18 Recap: Who’s That Girl?

Our heroines were thrown a curveball on Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 18 , as a new girl arrived in Rosewood, claiming she knew Mona. Could Lesley be trusted? She said she was in town to support her mother as Alison’s trial neared, but Hanna saw a red flag due to her contrasting memories of Mona. Watch Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 18 Online Via a flashback to a sleepover between Mona and Hanna, the former’s disdain of Ali was more apparent than ever. Their connection then became all the more troublesome when lab results revealed the blood found in the storage unit matched Ali’s… not Mona’s. Detective Holbrook was back in town, but suspended from the force for “inappropriate behavior.” As you might expect, he was far from pleased with the Liars. As you’ll see when you watch Pretty Little Liars online, Hanna found a tape in Mona’s room that appeared to be a recording of Bethany dissing Ali in a therapy session at Radley. She proceeded to come face-to-face with Holbrook on a dark road (of course), who insisted he had no nefarious motives in dealing with Ali. Until she turned on him. When he got overly aggressive, Hanna slammed him with a metal bar. Elsewhere, Mike has been visiting Ali in jail?!? Aria was shocked to discover this. After seeing Hanna and Lesley had the aforementioned tape, Mike had an emotional confrontation with the duo. Later, Aria followed him to a lake where she witnessed her brother leaving candy. She asked him about seeing Ali, but he blew her off. Could Mike be Ali’s connection to the outside world?  As for Spencer’s mother, she was pressuring her child to choose a college, but Spencer responded by hanging out more with Jonny, who was building an art installation for The Brew. Why does he possess an old “missing” flyer? about Ali? Why does he seem so interested in her? Spencer had these questions on her mind as she continued to be impressed by his creativity. Toby and Spencer, meanwhile, continued to struggle and she continued to feel guilty about placing him in an awkward position. Finally, Emily kept being confused by Talia and her mixed signals. When they tried out Jonny’s “whispering” machine, things grew especially tense. Talia revealed herself to be rather vulnerable and Em went in for a smooch. We concluded the hour with a hooded figure angrily discovering the tape was missing from Mona’s room. Was it Mike?!? Sound off now with your theories and prepare for more craziness on  Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 19 .

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 12 Recap: Brandi vs. Kyle, Round 17

Tuesday on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 12 , Lisa Vanderpump’s son looked for his birth parents while Kyle’s mixer turned ugly. Watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 12 Online Picking up where last week’s show left off, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 12 saw Kim Richards how out of the hospital. According to Kim, she was stuck there for 7-8 days – or five days, as she later told Lisa Rinna – because she “coughed and something snapped.” “Kyle, I just let out a scream and Monty called the doctor … he said that’s it, get in the car,” Kim explained of her hernia and cracked and fractured rib. And as for Eileen Davidson’s poker party, she claims she is blissfully clueless. “I don’t remember anything because I took a pain pill,” Kim said. “I told [ex-husband] Monty, ‘I just don’t know if I should go. He said, ‘I’ll tell you what, take one of my pain pills, it’ll make you feel better.’ So I took one.” If you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online , prepare for a whole lot of rehashing of this one incident, who knew what and when, etc. Kylie visited Kim and the two discussed Brandi Glanville and their fight. Brandi later visited Kim and discussed Kyle Richards. So much DISCUSSING! Brandi Glanville Photos: Through the Years 1. Brandi Glanville Drunk GIF View Photo Brandi hates to be sober. She’ll tell you all about it. 2. I F–ked Too Many Guys View Photo Brandi Glanville in her own words. Her own glorious words. 3. Brandi is Not Sorry View Photo Brandi Glanville is not Sorry. You got that, LeAnn Rimes? 4. Brandi Glanville on Drugs View Photo Brandi is known to cross the line. She even accused Kim of doing drugs in the bathroom… Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Brandi Glanville Gets Drunk View Photo Brandi Glanville gets drunk on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Again. 6. Brandi Glanville Drunk View Photo Brandi Glanville drunk as a skunk. Check that, no skunk has ever been this wasted. 7. Brandi Glanville Face View Photo What happened to Brandi Glanville’s face? Does anyone know? 8. Kyle and Brandi Shed Tears View Photo Kyle and Brandi are really crying, yes. But they are trying to lighten the mood by sharing a napkin. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Brandi Glanville Book Cover View Photo Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders is the debut book by Brandi Glanville. Pretty fun title honestly. 10. Brandi Glanville on Celebrity Apprentice View Photo Brandi Glanville on Celebrity Apprentice, filming scenes in March 2014. 11. Eddie Cibrian, Brandi Glanville View Photo Eddie Cibrian and his wife, Brandi Glanville. Eddie was accused of serious boning of LeAnn Rimes earlier this year, but the two seem to have ended that, and he’s happy with Brandi. We think. 12. A Devastated Brandi View Photo Brandi Glanville is devastated by news from home on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Brandi Glanville Boobs View Photo Brandi Glanville’s dress at the 2013 Bravo Upfronts was a-maz-ing. If you’re a straight guy who likes cleavage on attractive women. 14. Brandi Glanville Oscars Dress View Photo Brandi Glanville’s dress at the 2013 Oscars. That is unreal. 15. Brandi Glanville Bikini Picture View Photo Brandi Glanville from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in a bikini. Quite the body on this woman. 16. Brandi Bikini Photo View Photo Brandi Glanville in a bikini. Pose, girl. Just pose like your life depends on it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Brandi Glanville Bikini Pic View Photo Brandi Glanville from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in a bikini. Quite the body on this woman. 18. Brandi Glanville Nipples View Photo Hey, it’s not our fault Bravo aired this. 19. Carlton and Brandi Kiss View Photo Carlton and Brandi Glanville show The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills how it’s done between good friends. 20. Brandi Glanville Thong View Photo Brandi Glanville shows the world her thong. And for that, we thank her. And tequila. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Brandi’s New Shoes View Photo Brandi gets a great gift from Yolanda on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 22. Brandi Glanville Bikini Photo View Photo Brandi Glanville from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in a bikini. Quite the body on this woman. 23. Brandi in the House View Photo Brandi Glanville gets all up in people’s business on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 24. Glanville, B. View Photo Brandi Glanville is kind of awesome. She is not afraid to mix it up with the housewives. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Did you like Brandi Glanville Photos: Through the Years? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE: Meanwhile, Yolanda Foster prepared for her latest, greatest trip to Europe and Lisa Vanderpump helped her son, Max, search for his birth parents. Then game Kyle’s gay mixer, where all the ladies brought their own gays, but things were anything but gay in the old, joyful sense of the word. Kyle and Brandi ended up getting into an epic argument and nearly exchanged physical blows along with their insults. It was getting a bit uncomfortable. At issue between them, at least ostensibly, is who has Kim’s best interests in mind as she continues to go through this difficult period in her life. “I just feel like my sister is not making good decisions right now,” Kyle Richards said of Kim’s recent behavior and (to her) inexplicable trust of Brandi. Kim did seem confused about what day it was, so we hope she’s alright. In any case, Eileen Davidson , Lisa Rinna and Lisa Vanderpump were mortified. Good times in the 90210. Follow the links above to watch the drama unfold for yourself, then check out photos of the ladies (term used loosely) below: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Cast Photos 1. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Cast View Photo A glamorous photo of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 cast members. Click through the gallery to meet each one individually. 2. Brandi Glanville View Photo Brandi’s back, and boozy as ever. Spoiler alert: At some point this season, she smacks Lisa Vanderpump. You’d HAVE to be drunk to assault such a classy lady! 3. Lisa Vanderpump View Photo Lisa V is doing double-duty again this year – starring in both RHOBH and the spin-off series Vanderpump Rules. 4. Kim Richards View Photo Kim is back for her fifth go-round. We’ll see how long that smile lasts once the drama kicks off. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kyle Richards View Photo And, of course, we couldn’t have Kim without Kyle. Fun fact: the Richards sisters are aunts to Paris Hilton. 6. Yolanda Foster View Photo The climate may be nicer in Beverly Hills, but we’re guessing there are times when the SoCal drama makes Yolanda long for life back home in the Netherlands. 7. Eileen Davidson View Photo Not only did Eileen win a Daytime Emmy for her work on Days of Our Lives, she wrote several mystery in the early 2000s. She’ll pull down a whopping $750,000 for her first season as a Housewife. 8. Lisa Rinna View Photo But Eileen may have some competition in the Most Accomplished Housewife category. Lisa also appeared on Days of Our Lives, she had a starring role on Melrose Place, and she’s married to mad Men actor Harry Hamlin. It begs the question – what’s she doing reality TV for? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Did you like The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Cast Photos? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:

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Paris Hilton Big Cleavage of the Day

I logged into instagram to see if this was a new picture of Paris Hilton flaunting her rich girl titties for the internet because she likes the attention…I feel like I’ve seen her whoring before…which I guess I have, since the sex tape happened…and it turns out she fucking blocked me on instagram… Out of 3.7 million people, she blocks me….I don’t even think I’ve ever left any comments on her shit, not even mean spirited shit, which means that I’ve said some shit about her that she thinks is mean, or hurtful…and that is fucking amazing… It’s like I don’t even have to instigate these idiots anymore, 10 years of making fun of them has finally got into their skin… Because when I started this shit out, there weren’t many people doing this…and I’ve met Paris Hilton at least once…so I know she knows I exist…but I didn’t know I affected her social media that much… It’s always funny when you come across random people who block me based on this site, rather than my behavior on social media, because I hardly use the shit… It’s like this shit is a crossover of trolling…trolling so hard it penetrates different apps.. All this to say, Paris Hilton is a fucking joke, and I’d let her herpes ridden ass choke me out….for old times…but also because I love girls who hate me…what a joke…. The post Paris Hilton Big Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Australian model Jordan Barrett pictures, Paris Hilton new boyfriend

Paris Hilton is rumoured to be dating eighteen-year-old Australian model Jordan Barrett months after splitting from young boyfriend River Viiperi. Paris and new boyfriend Jordan are in Europe for Milan Fashion Week and enjoyed a night out on the Italian city#39;s party scene. Both took to their Instagram accounts to share some snaps of the fun night out, most in which they were seen cuddling up together. The two were seen together at the Cavelli Club in Milan at the weekend Jordan Barret

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Australian model Jordan Barrett pictures, Paris Hilton new boyfriend

Paris Hilton is rumoured to be dating eighteen-year-old Australian model Jordan Barrett months after splitting from young boyfriend River Viiperi. Paris and new boyfriend Jordan are in Europe for Milan Fashion Week and enjoyed a night out on the Italian city#39;s party scene. Both took to their Instagram accounts to share some snaps of the fun night out, most in which they were seen cuddling up together. The two were seen together at the Cavelli Club in Milan at the weekend Jordan Barret

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In Case You Missed It: Paris Hilton’s Still Got It

With all the hustle & bustle of the modern world, sometimes things fall through the cracks. “In Case You Missed It” brings you the latest and greatest news you might have missed… It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Paris Hilton , but she’s been staying busy with her DJ career, and from the looks of things, she’s keeping her body in top notch shape as well! The hotel heiress posted this revealing selfie on Instagram, which has a no nipple policy, so this is about as revealing as you can get on the social media site. It’s nice to see she’s doing well, but even better, it’s nice to see her Hilton hooters once again!

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Paris Hilton Cleavage of the Day

Paris Hilton gets a lot of hate, but people still follow her around like she matters, because as much as you say you hate her, at least she’s not a Kardashian…..even though she’s obviously the reason for the Kardashians, they were just able to leverage everything she did like lecherous bottom feeders who had a strength in numbers competitive advantage, because animals are born in hairy shit colored litters….as Paris was off gallivanting because she was over it, You can assume this is her showing off the tits she always wanted, you can assume this is her trying to get attention…I can assume you’re right, because she did launch her career of socialite with a porn tape…and it worked…girls…it worked…so send me your porn tapes… All this to say, Paris isn’t so bad in the grand scheme of things…at least not like this.

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