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Paris Hilton’s Ass in a Dress of the Day

Paris Hilton may be in her mid to late 30s but like any superficial Beverly Hills rich kid – she knows the value of looking good and staying skinny. It’s a superficial world and you are what you present yourself as which in Paris’ case is a sensationalized overrated dumb blonde with a sex tape who talks in baby talk to be cute who above all is not fat and willing to show you because it’s how she markets herself. I am convinced she owns a percentage of Kim Kardashians empire because I’ve heard she’s a brilliant business person from a global hotel brand stock and not some bootleg sugar baby and lawyer daughter that is Kim K, and even if she’s not getting her 10-20 percent off the top, she’s still able to leverage that international brand name that is her last name for Arab men who pay her to go to their parties – it is status and probably a biohazard….at least in the pussy range… She still looks good to me…. To see the rest of the pics click here The post Paris Hilton’s Ass in a Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paris Hilton is Disgusting of the Day

This just in – Paris Hilton is still fucking garbage….and the source of Kim Kardashian who I assume pays out a management fee of 10 percent, allowing Paris Hilton to take the backseat, her favorite, only to make appearances every once in a while with her backseat…that many people have lost their keys / change / dignity and HERPES Negative Rating up inside… Garbage.. I think these made the rounds the other day, but who gives a fuck about Paris Hilton’s asshole gauze shaped as a thong…..to deal with her open sores. The best thing about Paris Hilton is that she blocked me on Social Media without me ever commenting on her shit, making it seem like she went out of her way to block me before I had a chance to cyber bully her into suicide, something less important to do now that she’s fallen off, but that I’d probably still get pleasure out of.. The post Paris Hilton is Disgusting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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What’s Happening In Hip-Pop: LAPD Wants To Charge Chris Brown For Disturbing The Peace, Keyshia Cole Reunites With Her Biological Father, & More

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Chris Brown is once again in trouble with the law, Keyshia Cole’s father happens to be a famous boxing trainer & more

What’s Happening In Hip-Pop: LAPD Wants To Charge Chris Brown For Disturbing The Peace, Keyshia Cole Reunites With Her Biological Father, & More

Paris Hilton Gives Us A Nipply Reminder She's Still Hot

Why hello there, Paris Hilton. We haven’t seen your nipples in quite a long time. I have to say, it’s good to see them again and we are all glad you doing so well and still looking so hot. … read more

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Naomi Watts is 100 Years old in a Magazine of the Day

Naomi Watts is about 100 years old…but this is what she wants you to think she looks like… I find it a little hard to believe…partially because no 100 year old looks like this…especially not an Australian….because due to ozone layer sun damage…and hard living, hard drinking, party life….they generally look like weather crocodiles by 35… I don’t know what Hollywood magic with lighting, after effect, photoshop, duct tape pounds of make-up, is going on here…I just know I know 20 year olds who don’t drink, do drugs, live the hollywood life, who drink lots of water and sleep well every night…who have more wrinkles than this.. Maybe this is shot in a wind tunnel…. The post Naomi Watts is 100 Years old in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day

If you’re an old haggard cokehead who has had vats of cum on your face – over the years…while making a ridiculous amount of money being an average at best actress…because the stars aligned for the bitch….because you were hot in your younger years… Do not pose next to your photoshopped cover of your magazine, on some outdated photo, or photoshopped photo…allowing us to do a comparison of “actual face”…and “phony lie hollywood face”…. I thought she was pregnant? Did she already have her lecherous kid with the cheesiest fucking dude in Hollywood, who you may remember from being one of the Good Charlotte mall brand punk….but I remember as the guy who used to rub herpes with Paris Hilton…before being a lottery winner with this haggard bitch… I guess what I’m saying is this is pretty hilarious… The post Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day

If you’re an old haggard cokehead who has had vats of cum on your face – over the years…while making a ridiculous amount of money being an average at best actress…because the stars aligned for the bitch….because you were hot in your younger years… Do not pose next to your photoshopped cover of your magazine, on some outdated photo, or photoshopped photo…allowing us to do a comparison of “actual face”…and “phony lie hollywood face”…. I thought she was pregnant? Did she already have her lecherous kid with the cheesiest fucking dude in Hollywood, who you may remember from being one of the Good Charlotte mall brand punk….but I remember as the guy who used to rub herpes with Paris Hilton…before being a lottery winner with this haggard bitch… I guess what I’m saying is this is pretty hilarious… The post Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Celebrity Easter Photos: How Stars Celebrated the Holiday!

Happy Easter! The stars celebrated the holy holiday with bunnies, eggs and prayer. See what your favorite celeb did for Easter this year! 1. Kim Kardashian Kim posted this pic to Snapchat, sporting bunny ears, nose and teeth. 2. Jenelle Evans Teen Mom 2’s Jenelle Evans had an Easter egg hunt with her son Kaiser. She posted this pic to Instagram with the caption, “Helping my baby boy. #FamilyFun” 3. Kourtney Kardashian, Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian The Kardashian-Jenner clan had a family Easter celebration, and Khloe’s estranged husband Lamar joined the fam. 4. Lauren Bushnell & Ben Higgins Bachelor Ben Higgins and his fiance Lauren Bushnell traveled to Warsaw, Indiana to spend the holiday with his family. That’s Ben’s mom on the right. 5. Farrah Abraham Farrah, along with daughter Sophia and mom Debra, had a “Face Paint Girl Party.” 6. Farrah Abraham, sexed up Of course, Farrah also posted a scandalous, sexed-up bunny pic of herself on Easter eve. View Slideshow

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Kirsten Dunst’s Hard Nipples of the Day

I know that Kristen Dunst is on some kind of comeback tour after pretty much disappearing for a decade, but I think this is her best work in recent years and it required as much talent as acting, all she had to do was show up and let her tits do the work. There was a time when hard nipples was enough for me to jerk off to, I am not even joking, and I was not even an overly horny dude, I was still a fucking pervert, but a fresh faced pervert, not desensitized pervert digging for complicated things to get off…and I guess that is a tribute to those glory days..which were around the time Kirsten Dunst hit the scene as a skinny body with big tits….before turning into a granny hipster dress wearing 40 year old with big tits…. I just googled her, she’s not even 35 yet…how the fuck does that make sense…but I guess any girl tainted by Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site cuz he’s a pussy, is not worth paying attention to…except when it involves her big, full, round tits with hard nipples! The post Kirsten Dunst’s Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Adams for GQ UK of the Day

Amy Adams is in the April Issue of GQ UK….and I don’t find her hot… I don’t even know what I’ve seen her in. I don’t even feel like further investigating this post…. I guess we can just try to visualize her orange pubic hair, something that used to make me gag when I thought about it, mainly because of the contrast of orange against pink against white white skin….but something in my later years has become fascinating because in all the gross I’ve fucked…none have had orange bush…and I feel like I’m missing out on a terrible fucking experience…that is probably Karma from pointing and laughing at girls in high school calling them Fire Crotch, probably decade before Paris Hilton and her rich friends did it to LOHAN…because I guess they read the site..back when the site mattered…. The post Amy Adams for GQ UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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