It’s difficult to keep track of Lindsay Lohan’s many, many brushes with the law, but you may recall that back in 2011, she was forced to serve court-ordered community service in the LA County Morgue after being found guilty of shoplifting. Lindsay talked about working at the morgue in her latest interview, and even though at the time at the time she was serving her sentence she described the experience as “humbling” and “amazing,” she’s now singing a different tune: Recently, Linds sat down with London’s Telegraph to promote her upcoming West End play Speed the Plow , but naturally she just ended up whining about how hard it is to be Lindsay Lohan. After – according to the interviewer – showing up late and reeking of booze (of course), Linds launched into one of her signature gripe sessions, this time weirdly focusing on the 120 hours of community service she completed almost three years ago. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan Drunk In London Lindsay looking rouch in London. Think she’s been partying too hard? Not surprisingly, she claims her time at the morgue was pretty dark. But hey, at least she got to meet famous people! “F-cked up and inappropriate,” Lindsay said when asked about her stint as a toe-tagger. “A lot of other people were meant to do it and they were like, ‘No they can’t handle it. Lohan can.'” “It’s different for me than it would be for other people – like, no one would really have to work at the morgue in LA and have to roll a body bag for Whitney Houston.” Okay – aside from the fact that up to 20 people a day serve community service at the LA County Morgue, officials at the facility say that unpaid workers never have any contact with the bodies. So, it looks like Lindsay is squeezing multiple lies into single sentences these days. She’s getting better with age, like the Lebron of insane junkie behavior. Again, when she wrapped up her time at the morgue she described it as a transformative experience that made her think twice about her life-threatening habits, but clearly the effect wore off. Lohan is now claiming that it’s, like, totally unfair she got had to serve the same slap on the wrist as millions of other people. Better yet, Lindsay is back to stealing ! Maybe if she had actually crossed paths with the body of a once-beloved star who self-destructed in the most tragic fashion imaginable, then the experience would’ve stuck with her a bit more. Lindsay Lohan Partying Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised.
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Lindsay Lohan: I Moved Whitney Houston’s Body Bag!
