Mathilde Gøhler did this shoot for TREATS MAGAZINE … I don’t know anything about her, but she seems to be European and like all Europeans, she’s open to Nudity, and based on these pictures alone she’s pretty good at it, I guess since all nudity isn’t created equally, you need the girls who are better at it to star in the pictures of it, something the people at TREATS MAGAZINE , who you may know as Em Rata’s founding Fathers, have figured out… All this to say, Mathilde Gøhler, is the future…I’m not sure of what…but I am going to assume your masturbation….
Kim Kardashian was invited to the GQ Men of the Year Awards, because either she’s built like a man, has a man face, or she had sex with every man involved, or maybe her man was involved in the bullshit somehow…I don’t really look into this bullshit too much, I just know that I am amazed that she’s still relevant, especailly when looking at pics of her awful body in what looks like a farm animal, squeezed into some kind of metal harness, that PETA would protest naked, if it wasn’t on an actual farm animal, but instead on a girl with the sex appeal of a farm animal…. I am amazed people still bother with this trash…I mean fat girls in skimpy clothes is obviously a good way to generate some attention…but people aren’t supposed to like it, but people do like it, and people keep her relevant and making money. The second people stop caring, she disappears. So I blame us, for this….we are the reason society is cracking at the seam…like this outfit…because it’s a bit too small for delusional Kim… Cara Delevingne Was There and she was looking her best… #454522622 / gettyimages.com #454522626 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE GQ EVENT OF OTHER BABES CLICK HERE
Jessica Lowndes is some 25 year old Canadian who I have never met, even though I am in Canada, and you would think we all know each other, since Canada is one shitty small town filled with beavers, maple trees and ice, but I don’t leave my house and Jessica Lowndes lives in Los Angeles, being all “famous” thanks to landing one bullshit role on a bullshit show that is not on TV anymore, but that still make her think she’s more important and better than the people she’s left back home…even though she’s barely working now, but instead shooting slutty pics in her bikini for instagram, hoping someone will notice…like the bottom feeder she may not admit she is, but that she totally is….and luckily, I like bottom feeders, but that’s just becuase rim jobs feel good knowing that a girl is willing to lick your unshowered sweaty asshole, risking E Coli to please you…right…
I have travelled, very fucking little in my life, but enough to know that I’ve never been on a plane where the girl sitting next to me looks anything like this, or stretches like this, or is on seats anything like this. I am more of the back of the plane, hit by turbulence, too fat for one seat but too cheap to buy two seats, sitting next to two other pigs in the same situation as me, our fat spilling over onto each other, cramming the people in front and behind us, all while sticking up the plane with our fat person stench… It’s like this Izabel Goulart shit should be an ad for business class, because it seriously makes me want to save up money I steal from my wife to travel business class, and not just because I hate the prison I’ve built for myself, but because of the small and unlikely chance that I’d end up next to plane porn like this…leading to me mile high clubbing myself until they have to make an emergency landing and I get arrested for being indecent.
They were the wedding bells heard ’round the world, even if few were prepared for them to chime. And now People Magazine has your first look at the wedding dress that will soon be copied by millions around the world. Yes, fresh off her nuptials to Brad Pitt , Angelina Jolie graces the cover of this national publication in a gown that was partially decorated by her children. How adorable! The dress was created by Luigi Massi of Versace, but look closely: both the dress itself and the veil are adorned with drawings by Jolie’s six little ones. Maddox and Pax also walked their mom down the aisle, while Zaharah and Vivienne served as flower girls. Shiloh and Knox? They were ring bearers. Insiders confirm that the kids also helped their parents write their vows… and Pax baked the cake! “It was important to use that the day was relaxed and full of laughter,” Pitt and Jolie tell People. “It was such a special day to share with our children and a very happy time for our family.” Pitt simply donned a suit from his collection and jeweler Robert Procop designed the couple’s wedding bands. Brangelina Photos: Through the Years 1. Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: A Love Story Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are married! At last! Here’s a look back at some of their most gorgeous photos through the years. Only about 22 guests (not including Jolie’s famous dad, Jon Voight) attended the wedding , which was held in a chateau in France. This special issue of People, replete with many more photos from the big day, goes on sale Wednesday. Hello! Magazine, meanwhile, worked in conjunction with People on the spread, including its own picture of the newlyweds on its latest cover. Feast your eyes on it here:
They were the wedding bells heard ’round the world, even if few were prepared for them to chime. And now People Magazine has your first look at the wedding dress that will soon be copied by millions around the world. Yes, fresh off her nuptials to Brad Pitt , Angelina Jolie graces the cover of this national publication in a gown that was partially decorated by her children. How adorable! The dress was created by Luigi Massi of Versace, but look closely: both the dress itself and the veil are adorned with drawings by Jolie’s six little ones. Maddox and Pax also walked their mom down the aisle, while Zaharah and Vivienne served as flower girls. Shiloh and Knox? They were ring bearers. Insiders confirm that the kids also helped their parents write their vows… and Pax baked the cake! “It was important to use that the day was relaxed and full of laughter,” Pitt and Jolie tell People. “It was such a special day to share with our children and a very happy time for our family.” Pitt simply donned a suit from his collection and jeweler Robert Procop designed the couple’s wedding bands. Brangelina Photos: Through the Years 1. Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: A Love Story Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are married! At last! Here’s a look back at some of their most gorgeous photos through the years. Only about 22 guests (not including Jolie’s famous dad, Jon Voight) attended the wedding , which was held in a chateau in France. This special issue of People, replete with many more photos from the big day, goes on sale Wednesday. Hello! Magazine, meanwhile, worked in conjunction with People on the spread, including its own picture of the newlyweds on its latest cover. Feast your eyes on it here:
On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 20, or part two of the season finale, we chronicle Kim’s once in a lifetime journey to the altar. Or once every few seasons, as she’s currently averaging. Kim Kardashian Wedding Photos 1. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married! They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth. Whether you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online , on TV or even just read the tabloids, you know Kim married Kanye West this year. You also know it was an epic European affair, with no expense spared. On the season finale, we finally got to see what went on behind the scenes. It’s five days before the wedding and Kendall and Kylie Jenner arrive for fittings. Kim can tell that all of her sisters (and her mom) don’t like their dresses. Determined to make sure her friends and family have a good time and aren’t caught up in a total media circus, Kim takes Jonathan Cheban to the Eiffel Tower. Scott Disick is totally overwhelmed by the paparazzi in Paris. Rob Kardashian is too, but he’s taking it even harder than Lord D in a bit of foreshadowing. Kim’s friend Lorraine Schwartz decides to host a dinner for Kim’s friends and family. Everyone reminisces about Kim and the first time they met ‘Ye. Kim admits that the first time she ever talked to Kanye on the phone, they talked for eight hours, even though she was with someone else back then. Lorraine says Kanye claimed he was going to marry Kim five years ago before they even knew each other, which is either really romantic or stalkerish. It’s a thin line between those two things, as the old saying goes. 9 People Made Famous by the Kardashians 1. Jonathan Cheban Jonathan Cheban has been a publicist for years. But only by publicizing his friendship with the Kardashians has he become known. With just 24 hours to go, the tension is running high between designers, planners and even the happy couple … who drop a bomb on their guests: Kanye and Kim tell everyone they’re flying from Paris to Florence in the morning because that is where the wedding will actually be. OMG what? Khloe Kardashian is so hung over, she can barely function. The guys arrive in Italy in slightly better shape than Kim’s little sister (who is falling asleep while getting her makeup done, so that’s not saying a lot). But there’s a twist. While Jonathan Cheban & Co. made it fine, Scott reveals that Rob bailed on Kim’s wedding . Instead, he flew back to L.A. by his lonesome. When Rob flew to Paris, he read some of the very mean comments about himself online, so he decided that he couldn’t go through with the wedding. Kim is upset, but a little distracted at the moment. Not just by Kylie’s blue hair (which she decides to let slide) or her full length veil (possible safety issue). She’s about to become Mrs. Yeezus, baby! As the organ begins playing, the make-up team adds its last touches and pins her veil down as Kim walks down the aisle for the third and hopefully final time. 9 Guys Who Got it in with Kim Kardashian 1. T.J. Jackson T.J. Jackson, Michael’s nephew, was Kim’s first love. It’s believed that he was her “first” in the physical sense as well.
On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 20, or part two of the season finale, we chronicle Kim’s once in a lifetime journey to the altar. Or once every few seasons, as she’s currently averaging. Kim Kardashian Wedding Photos 1. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married! They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth. Whether you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online , on TV or even just read the tabloids, you know Kim married Kanye West this year. You also know it was an epic European affair, with no expense spared. On the season finale, we finally got to see what went on behind the scenes. It’s five days before the wedding and Kendall and Kylie Jenner arrive for fittings. Kim can tell that all of her sisters (and her mom) don’t like their dresses. Determined to make sure her friends and family have a good time and aren’t caught up in a total media circus, Kim takes Jonathan Cheban to the Eiffel Tower. Scott Disick is totally overwhelmed by the paparazzi in Paris. Rob Kardashian is too, but he’s taking it even harder than Lord D in a bit of foreshadowing. Kim’s friend Lorraine Schwartz decides to host a dinner for Kim’s friends and family. Everyone reminisces about Kim and the first time they met ‘Ye. Kim admits that the first time she ever talked to Kanye on the phone, they talked for eight hours, even though she was with someone else back then. Lorraine says Kanye claimed he was going to marry Kim five years ago before they even knew each other, which is either really romantic or stalkerish. It’s a thin line between those two things, as the old saying goes. 9 People Made Famous by the Kardashians 1. Jonathan Cheban Jonathan Cheban has been a publicist for years. But only by publicizing his friendship with the Kardashians has he become known. With just 24 hours to go, the tension is running high between designers, planners and even the happy couple … who drop a bomb on their guests: Kanye and Kim tell everyone they’re flying from Paris to Florence in the morning because that is where the wedding will actually be. OMG what? Khloe Kardashian is so hung over, she can barely function. The guys arrive in Italy in slightly better shape than Kim’s little sister (who is falling asleep while getting her makeup done, so that’s not saying a lot). But there’s a twist. While Jonathan Cheban & Co. made it fine, Scott reveals that Rob bailed on Kim’s wedding . Instead, he flew back to L.A. by his lonesome. When Rob flew to Paris, he read some of the very mean comments about himself online, so he decided that he couldn’t go through with the wedding. Kim is upset, but a little distracted at the moment. Not just by Kylie’s blue hair (which she decides to let slide) or her full length veil (possible safety issue). She’s about to become Mrs. Yeezus, baby! As the organ begins playing, the make-up team adds its last touches and pins her veil down as Kim walks down the aisle for the third and hopefully final time. 9 Guys Who Got it in with Kim Kardashian 1. T.J. Jackson T.J. Jackson, Michael’s nephew, was Kim’s first love. It’s believed that he was her “first” in the physical sense as well.
A lot can apparently change in a week. Just a few days ago, we reported that Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell were going strong . But we can now confirm that the former Bachelor star and his girlfriend have signed on for Season 5 of VH1’s Couples Therapy, on which they’ll be counseled by marriage and family therapist Dr. Jenn Berman. Look for Juan Pablo and Nikki to address the issues and obstacles they’ve been facing ever since getting together at the end of the aforementioned ABC reality show. Juan Pablo and Nikki drew a lot of fire after ending up together after Season 18, largely because Galavis never said he loved his new girlfriend. But Ferrell is okay with this. “Just because he hasn’t said it to me, doesn’t mean that I don’t say it to him,” she says. “I don’t expect him to say it back when I say it. Maybe one day, he will. In all reality, we haven’t been together too long. But he does; he loves me. He’s committed to this.” Galavis and Ferrell aren’t engaged. But they were all smiles when they spent a weekend in Florida in July and then also danced the evening away in August while celebrating Juan Pablo’s 33rd birthday. “We’re doing great,” Ferrell told People last month. “We’re very happy together.” Couples Therapy premieres September 10 at 9/8c on VH1. Other celebrities who have appeared on the ridiculous reality show include Doug Hutchison, Shayne Lamas, Angelina Pivarnick, Too $hort and Courtney Stodden . Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell Photos: True Love? 1. Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell Kiss Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell kiss in a cute photo.
Marloes Horst is a Victoria’s Secret model, who is not modelling for Victoria’s Secret in these pictures, like some sir of disloyal hooker who will bounce from client to client even if you’ve got her under contract…and they get paid a shit ton of money to just be in their underwear – because these hoes aint loyal, or more importantly, these brands are all in it together, because if I was paying a girl 30,000 dollars a day, or 800,000 dollars a year, you can be pretty fucking sure there would be no pictures taken with other people, hell, I wouldn’t let her out of my basement. You see because when you own a person…you don’t share the person…unless there’s some back end deal in it for you…it’s really the whole foundation of pimping. She’s pretty much my favorite looking model I’ve ever seen, even if someone just told me she used to be fat…she’s like an Avacado…good fat…
