You may already be familiar with the name Chet Haze. If not, prepare to be annoyed: Chet Haze: White and Purple That, friends, is the hardest rapper in the game, Chester Hanks, aka Tom Hanks’ son, aka Chet straight outta muthaf–kin’ Malibu Haze! We already knew that Chet is an embarrassment to Hanks and his wife (as he should be) but now it seems that the rest of the world is catching on to what a human facepalm this kid is. It seems Chet’s been taking a lot of flak this week, as a result of an interview on Eminem’s Sirius station in which the DJ and callers positively tore him a new one. (“You’re not Tom Hanks. You just came out of Tom Hanks’ d-ck,” is our favorite quote.) Like the rest of the world, Howard Stern found this hilarious and decided to crack a few jokes at Chet’s expense: Howard Stern on Chet Haze Actually pretty tame by Stern standards, but Chet wasn’t havin’ it, G! The former Mr. Chester Marlon Hanks went off on Stern in a lengthy Twitter rant, in which he promised the radio icon, “I am going to see you in person, and I am going to hurt you.” He went on to blast Stern’s show as “LAME FUCKING YUPPIE HUMOR!” Yes, the son of Tom Hanks’ son (whose name, again, is Chester) is calling other people yuppies. The worst part of this whole thing is that Chet Haze is fresh from rehab so he can’t even blame his idiocy on drugs. Stern has yet to publicly respond to the fact that he now has beef with the realest thug in Beverly Hills, but we imagine he’ll address Chester’s complaints on his show tomorrow. 17 Most Intelligent Rappers in the Game 1. Drake View Photo Drake was 2013’s most Tweeted about rapper. He definitely knows a thing or two about social media, and the personal stories behind his songs have made him immensely popular. 2. Jay Z View Photo Jay Z made himself into a mogul instead of just another rapper, which he was one of the best at in his own right. Hov is a pretty smart man (but if he were REALLY smart he’d fix things with Solange … just saying). 3. Lupe Fiasco View Photo Lupe Fiasco’s lyrical topics include terrorism, Islam, prostitution, and religion. But he did do a guest appearance on One Tree Hill, so… 4. Tupac Shakur View Photo Tupac Shakur’s ability to pour his heart into his songs and speak honestly about the world adds him to the list. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Pharrell View Photo Pharrell started out as a rapper before moving into producing and then coming back to the mic. His ability to do it all and do it all well shows his smarts. 6. Andre 3000 View Photo Andre 3000, part of Atlanta’s Outkast, has long been considered one of the smartest rappers in the game. 7. Nas View Photo Part anthropologist, part philosopher, Nas has earned his spot on this list. 8. Mos Def Mos Def, now known as Yasiin Bey, is a versatile talent, a rapper turned actor also famous for his notable role as Brother Sam in Dexter. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Talib Kweli Talib Kweli teamed up with Mos Def to form Black Star, a conscious rap duo who discussed politics in smart, provocative style. 10. Immortal Technique Immortal Technique, a Peruvian rapper raised in Harlem rapped about racism, religion, and class struggle. 11. Ludacris View Photo Ludacris is a rapper, entrepreneur, and actor from Atlanta who is also graduate of Georgia State. He is the co-founder of Disturbing tha Peace, a subsidiary of Def Jam Records. 12. RZA View Photo We could have selected many members of the Wu-Tang Clan, but it all comes back to RZA, the creative and emotional leader of the seminal hip hop collective who produced their epic 36 Chambers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Flavor Flav View Photo Flavor Flav is whacky and seems a bit off his rocker, but he’s also a musical prodigy. 14. Common Common is a rapper and actor from Chicago. In recent years he’s become a prominent voice in hip hop. 15. Del the Funky Homosapien Del the Funky Homosapien is a cousin of Ice Cube who made a name for himself with Heiroglyphics, with solo work, with Gorillaz, and by producing songs featured on video games. 16. Black Thought Black Thought, MC of The Roots, is famous for his live performance skills and his politically charged content. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Young MC “Bust a Move” rapper Young MC was a one-hit wonder, but its hilariously witty lyrics were no accident: He has an economics degree from the University of Southern California. The End. Up Next: ” 17 Most Intelligent Rappers in the Game .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Dear Bossip , I’m writing in for some advice. I know you’re famous for your saying, “mind yo damn business,” which I am doing, but something is just not sitting well with me. I’ve been staying with a friend of my mothers. I call her my auntie because the length of time her and my mom have been friends. She can be cool, but over the years I’ve noticed how manipulating and conniving she is. For example, she does my taxes and the year she did my taxes she got her utilities switched over in my name without me knowing. I confronted her and got everything turned off, but that’s not why I’m writing you. My aunt had been on and off with this guy for nine years. He’s been caught cheating numerous of times so my aunt had let him do him until he was ready to come home. He even cheated with one of my friends. SMH! One day, my mom came into town. My mom lives in a different state. I stayed behind to finish college and that’s why I’m staying with my mom’s friend. My mom and I were on the Metro train on our way to Chicago when this lady started talking about this man. The man had the same name as my aunt’s boyfriend. So, my mom being the nosey one, decided to join in on the conversation. She started asking question like “Joseph” who? The lady got on at the same train stop as us so my mom knew she probably was talking about someone in town. The lady was a big blabber mouth and spilled all the tea. She gave his first and last name and a full blown description of him. My mom and I both knew she was talking about my aunt’s on and off boyfriend of nine years. The most disgusting part came afterwards. She told us that “Joseph” had been involved with her sister and that he gave her AIDS. The look on mine and my mother’s face was priceless. We were moved by those allegations. Once we left the city, and headed back up to my aunt’s home, that’s when my mom sat my aunt down and told her the news. I wasn’t in the room when my mom broke it to her, but when she walked out I could see the hurt on my aunt’s face. She waited for “Joseph” to come over to confront him. He denied the allegations quick, but my aunt told him on that following Monday that she would like to get tested with him. That Monday came and they both went. About a week or so later she went to get her results. She wanted him to go, but he was nowhere to be found. She got her results and they were positive. She called him and he said he got his results and they were negative. She asked him if he had documentation to prove his claim and he said he threw it out. Yeah right! My aunt stopped messing with him after getting her results back, but that’s not what’s bothering me. My aunt started dating this older man and he takes good care of her and her daughter. He even threw me a few bucks here and there. My aunt likes to talk to me about her private life and she told me they are not intimate, but she hadn’t disclosed her status to him. About 3 months ago they called it quits and now my aunt is messing with another guy. This guy is fresh out of jail and they seem pretty cozy together. My aunt tells me they haven’t been intimate, mind you I don’t ask for any of this information, she just willingly tells me this stuff. I know it’s a lie though. She left her diary out one day and I just happened to read the latest entry. She talked about having unprotected sex with him. I cringed when I read that because he does not know she’s positive. I’ve been minding my business and not adding input about anything, but this is wrong on so many levels. I’m not going to say anything because it’s not my place to tell, but my auntie is wrong for that. I understand what her ex did to her is unforgivable, but she’s doing the same exact thing to others. Now, I doubt that she was honest about being intimate with the older guy, and on top of that the guy has cancer and is possibly HIV positive. I don’t want to say anything, but is there any insight you could give me? I don’t want to say anything, but is there any way I could talk to my aunt without her getting mad at me for snooping? I want to be real with my aunt and let her know what she’s doing is wrong, but at the same time these man are old enough to know that once they choose to have unprotected sex with someone there is a big risk factor involved. It’s none of my business that is why I’ve been so quiet about the whole situation, but I feel like since I know the truth, as crazy as it seems, it makes be somehow involved and guilty about knowing. – Protecting The Truth Dear Ms. Protecting The Truth , What your so-called ‘aunt,’ your mom’s friend, is doing is wrong. But, please don’t mistake your loyalty to her for protecting the truth. From the beginning this woman has been manipulative and deceptive. When she did your taxes she used your name and social security number to get utilities turned on in her name. That is unforgivable. I know you are to forgive folks, but you don’t forget. She is a con artist. No matter what, she will do whatever she can to get over on others, and now she is swindling men and not being honest about her HIV status. She is vile, disgusting, and trifling. Therefore, I don’t think you should be protecting her, or her status. She is playing a dangerous game with other people’s lives. She is putting other people at risk by not revealing her status, and one of those men will come back and do some serious harm to her once they find out what she’s doing. So, I recommend you step to your aunt, confront her, and tell her that she is wrong for what she is doing. You give her an option: Either she tells the men she’s been sleeping with about her status, or you will tell them. You let her know that you love her and appreciate her for allowing you to stay with her, but you can’t hide the truth from these men because it is wrong. They deserve to know what they are getting into, even if they decide to be intimate with her and have unprotected sex. Besides, she may be telling them she is not, and not saying anything at all. I also would recommend that you get your mother involved with this, and you and your mother confront her together. You need a support system, and someone whom your “aunt” may listen to. She may feel it’s none of your business and you should stay out of it. But, your mom seems to have a close relationship with her, and she’s already confronted her before when you and she learned that your “aunt’s” previous boyfriend was HIV positive. Your mom seems to have a great way of confronting and being honest with her friend. So, call on your mother to be a support system with you, and let her know that you would like to confront her together. Also, I know you are staying with her because you are in college, and it may be saving you money, but it’s time to move. You don’t need to be in that environment. It’s toxic. She’s already used you before without your knowledge, and she is doing it again. You know her secret, and she is bringing different men in and out of HER house, and she is expecting you not to say anything, but she keeps telling you all her business with these men. Therefore, she is making you complicit by revealing her intimate details of her life. You don’t need to be hearing her personal business, and you should politely tell her that you don’t feel comfortable having these type of conversations with her about her personal sex life. Especially knowing that she is HIV positive and she is not being honest with the men. So, remove yourself from this environment to avoid being obligated to keep her secret and from being complicit in her lies. Lastly, removing yourself will relieve you of the stress and aggravation of keeping her secret. You don’t need to be worrying about her, her choices, and who she’s sleeping with. You should be focused on school, enjoying yourself, and hanging out with your friends. Your life should not be wrapped up in some older woman’s sexual exploits. And, you don’t owe her anything, especially if she is playing a dangerous game with her HIV status and not telling these men. You let her know that you will no longer sit idly by and watch her destroy other people’s lives. You love her, and you appreciate her for everything she’s done for you, but her behavior is reckless, irresponsible, and dangerous. And, that is something you can’t morally or ethically live with. – Terrance Dean Photo courtesy: Shuttershock Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? Share your opinions and thoughts below! 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Here’s a solid built, no longer fat, very muscular Jessica Simpson possibly drunk, possibly medicated, possibly just trying to communicate on an empty stomach, or maybe just on speed, diet pills…or whatever… Highlight of this interview, from the perspective of a drunken pervert, is pretty much the entire creepy interview…as she struggles.. But when she says her kid’s dad is her boyfriend, it reminded me of a pre-homosexual Joe selling his kids of for his personal gain, in what was creepy before learning he liked cock… I don’t know where her publicist was, or why they allowed this to happen, but I am glad they did…the only fail is that I’m trying to jerk off to her armpit fat, because it’s practically tit… The post Drunk Jessica Simpson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Farrah Abraham has come out swinging against her Teen Mom: OG co-stars, saying her life is way better than theirs and she won’t be a part of such negativity. Which she sort of is with past and present smack-talking … but we digress. Abraham‘s return to Teen Mom upset her co-stars , who pretty much openly hate on her these days and are not shy about wanting to keep their distance. Well, the feeling is mutual, according to the 23-year-old porn star. If you watch Teen Mom online , this season will feature the “the biggest, craziest fights ever,” she teases, but as far as where she is in life these days? “I will not contribute to the negativity. My life is so much better than theirs,” the MTV star said of Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, and Amber Portwood. “I’m tired of going around in circles with them. Somebody always has to say something negative all the time. I don’t care and I don’t value their opinion.” “They curse and bicker. I cater to making the world a better place.” “If some people don’t have enough self-love and can’t understand me it shows me how stunted they are in their growth and how backward-thinking they are.” “All they want to talk about is me,” Farrah Abraham adds, noting that she confronts criticisms about her sex tape, erotic novels and sex toy line head-on. “I honestly tell them how I feel,” she says. “The same jealous tendencies come up every time. It’s process of maturity. I don’t believe in fake tendencies.” “I don’t pay attention to any of them.” 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume View Photo Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Mullet View Photo Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 3. Farrah Abraham Bent Over View Photo Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 4. Farrah Abraham Lip Implant Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham was the victim of some seriously botched lip implants. The former Teen Mom star shared photos of the procedure gone awry online. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Farrah Gets Off View Photo Or is off her rocker. We’re not really sure what the heck is going on here. 6. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery View Photo Nice face. 7. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot View Photo Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 8. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake View Photo This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Farrah Abraham Vivid View Photo Farrah Abraham is a Vivid girl. Everything about her is. 10. Farrah Abraham Cries View Photo Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 11. Farrah Abraham: Bad B-tch Tour View Photo Farrah announced her Bad B-tch Tour online. It will involve something called lingerie DJ sets 12. Farrah Abraham Crying View Photo A familiar sight. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot View Photo We can’t stop either. 14. Farrah Abraham Strip Club Promo View Photo An ad for Farrah Abraham doing her thing in Austin. Her thing being stripping for money. 15. Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ View Photo Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ up … the Internet with all her crazy shenanigans. 16. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! View Photo Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 18. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! View Photo Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera. 19. Farrah Abraham Mascot View Photo This is a promotional image for Farrah Abraham’s new restaurant Froco. It is a tad bit scary. 20. Farrah Abraham Lip Photo View Photo Farrah was the victim of a bad lip implant. She shared pics as a warning to fans. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Farrah Abraham and Daughter View Photo This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 22. Farrah Abraham Wisdom View Photo The wisdom of Farrah Abraham. Nothing more needs to be said. 23. Appearance, Sexuality, Ability View Photo Appearance, Sexuality, Ability … Farrah Abraham has got it all ladies and germs. 24. Farrah Abraham Candid Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham poses with what looks like a tasty meal. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Farrah Abraham Married Man Photo View Photo Hooking up with allegedly married men? Doesn’t exactly mesh with her Christian image. Then again neither does filming porn or lying about it. The End. Up Next: ” 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… “Personally what I’ve learned in groups and with therapy is if others want to act like they were better than me then they have bigger issues and you cannot be around them.” “You have to remove all the bad people in your life.” The one star she had praise for? Amber Portwood. “Amber is doing a great job,” Farrah said of her co-star, with whom she has famously feuded. “She’s way more focused and steady in her own peace of mind.” Still, Farrah is SO glad she’s nothing like them . Now living in Austin, Texas, and loving it, Abraham continued, “I would probably be like them if I had stay in [my native] Iowa. I would have the same mindset.” “I don’t regret anything that I do. I go to night clubs, adult clubs, and I’ve met some amazing women along the way. I don’t give a s–t what they say.” As for her many, varied pursuits of the almighty dollar, from porn to erotic novels to stripping, to that random frozen food joint to dabbling in businessmen ? “I look at all of this as a positive thing,” she said. “If there is something you can leverage and take advantage of a way to make money, then do it.” “We have no excuse for not being successful and investing in ourselves. We’ve been given money and opportunities that no other teen moms have.” Hard to argue with her on that last point. 21 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. Permalink: Mom of the Year Added: February 18, 2014 1. Mom of the Year View Quote [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex … to me it’s kind of the same thing because both things are intimate. Permalink: Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom Added: February 18, 2014 2. Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom View Quote I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having… I feel like if I can’t show my true self, and if I can’t explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth. So if I feel like opening up a restaurant, opening up a gentlemen’s club, opening up a children’s clothing store, and doing songs, books, everything that I feel like doing, I’m going to do it. It suits me well. Permalink: It Suits Her Added: February 18, 2014 3. It Suits Her View Quote I feel like if I can’t show my true self, and if I can’t explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth…. I’m young, I’m 22, and I’m a single mom. On the flip side, I’m a very good mom. I work very hard. I’m probably one of the best parents you’re ever gonna meet. That’s who I am. Permalink: I Work HARD Added: February 18, 2014 4. I Work HARD View Quote I’m young, I’m 22, and I’m a single mom. On the flip side, I’m a very good mom. I work very hard. I’m probably one of the best parents… Advertisement A message from our sponsor. I think moving on in my future and in my career that is something that I am proud of at the same time I’m using it as a positive rather than a negative, which is hard to deal with at times. Permalink: Huh?!? Added: May 30, 2014 5. Huh?!? View Quote I think moving on in my future and in my career that is something that I am proud of at the same time I’m using it as a positive rather… I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that’s what I’m good at business-wise. That’s Farrah. If you know me, that’s me. Permalink: Better Products Added: February 18, 2014 6. Better Products View Quote I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that’s what I’m good… Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever – it was already out, it was already going to be out there for free, so I made a business deal out of it. I’m smart, and I’m happy that I did that. Permalink: Smart Business Woman Added: February 18, 2014 7. Smart Business Woman View Quote Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever – it was already out, it was already going to be… I am not a porn star, I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that, meeting new fans that appreciated me as being on Teen Mom and having a sex video that was out. Now I feel like it’s gotten too far and I just kinda want to be done with that. I think going out and doing some of these things are fun, but when it gets to a point when it’s not fun, it’s more distracting, I’m not about that anymore. Permalink: I’m Not a Porn Star! Added: February 18, 2014 8. I’m Not a Porn Star! View Quote I am not a porn star, I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that,… Advertisement A message from our sponsor. I have friends who are in the adult entertainment industry, and that is something that they make their full income off of. That is what they dedicated their life to. And if that’s your choice that’s fine. Personally, making a sex tape, and that’s all I’ve ever done, that’s not being a porn star. I live a very different life. I can’t help what the public perceives. Permalink: No, I’m Really Not a Porn Star! Added: May 30, 2014 9. No, I’m Really Not a Porn Star! View Quote I have friends who are in the adult entertainment industry, and that is something that they make their full income off of. That is what… ) #XXX I KNOW WHAT’S OUT. Don’t talk to me about it! Thanks Permalink: Don’t Talk About the Sex Tape! Added: February 18, 2014 10. Don’t Talk About the Sex Tape! View Quote ) #XXX You’re very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it’s only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person because I have more going on than my personal life, I have a professional life. So that’s how I feel about that. Permalink: True Professional Added: February 18, 2014 11. True Professional View Quote You’re very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it’s only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person… [On James Deen] I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women, and his penis is small. I haven’t seen many but his definitely was not big. Permalink: James Deen Sucks! Added: February 18, 2014 12. James Deen Sucks! View Quote [On James Deen] I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the… Advertisement A message from our sponsor. [To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection. Permalink: Take That, Charlie Sheen Added: February 18, 2014 13. Take That, Charlie Sheen View Quote [To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting… Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see… was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick up my phone. Permalink: Overwhelmed Added: February 18, 2014 14. Overwhelmed View Quote Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see… was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick… [Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to drink. Permalink: Not TRYING to Drink Added: February 18, 2014 15. Not TRYING to Drink View Quote [Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to… [On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone’s life. Permalink: .147 BAC = Safe Added: February 18, 2014 16. .147 BAC = Safe View Quote [On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone’s life. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have. Permalink: Farrah vs. Jenelle Added: February 18, 2014 17. Farrah vs. Jenelle View Quote Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have. I’m trying to do something in my own way. I’m staying true to myself. Permalink: Staying True Added: May 30, 2014 18. Staying True View Quote I’m trying to do something in my own way. I’m staying true to myself. I really enjoy at this time of my life writing about sex. I think it’s because I’m 22, and kind of single. What better to express yourself in a positive way than writing. Permalink: Writing About Sex Added: May 30, 2014 19. Writing About Sex View Quote I really enjoy at this time of my life writing about sex. I think it’s because I’m 22, and kind of single. What better to express… They need to look at those parts of their society and maybe just not want to kill each other and get rid of somebody like Hitler. Permalink: Peace in the Middle East Added: July 26, 2014 20. Peace in the Middle East View Quote They need to look at those parts of their society and maybe just not want to kill each other and get rid of somebody like Hitler. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. I say go where the getting is good. I’m not going to find such marriage material at a club. I do dabble with, like, some businessmen that I do meet. Permalink: Dabbling with Businessmen Added: July 26, 2014 21. Dabbling with Businessmen View Quote I say go where the getting is good. I’m not going to find such marriage material at a club. I do dabble with, like, some businessmen that… The End. Up Next: ” 21 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Lotti Bluemner #x0028;right#x0029; claims she felt compelled to expose her breasts for Erik Gordon #x0028;left#x0029; and his A-list friends at drug-fueled parties in order to keep her #x0024;90,000-a-year job as his personal assistant in LA. Lotti Bluemner, 31, accuses investor Erik Gordon, 41, of coercing her into exposing her bare breasts in front of crowds so he could snort cocaine off them to impress women. His requests did not stop even after she got pregnant, according to court document
Lotti Bluemner #x0028;right#x0029; claims she felt compelled to expose her breasts for Erik Gordon #x0028;left#x0029; and his A-list friends at drug-fueled parties in order to keep her #x0024;90,000-a-year job as his personal assistant in LA. Lotti Bluemner, 31, accuses investor Erik Gordon, 41, of coercing her into exposing her bare breasts in front of crowds so he could snort cocaine off them to impress women. His requests did not stop even after she got pregnant, according to court document
I think it’s pretty clear…that porn stars know more about love than you do, and by more about love, I mean more about taking random large objects inside them because they have a twisted perspective of what love actually is, or maybe their take on love is more pure, because they fuck a ton of random people for money, on camera, in a studio environment, so that their personal relationships at home are more authentic because they aren’t based on getting double or triple penetrated for 1000 dollars…. I don’t know much, but I find this pretty interesting, especially for Valentine’s Day…the loneliest day of the year for all you lonely fucks. This video features porn stars: Kleio Valentien, Nina Elle, Claudia Marie, Karla Kush, Claire Robbins, Alix Lynx, Mercedes Carrera, Riley Reid, Michael Vegas, Dahlia Sky The post “What is Love?” According to Porn Stars of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Last month, rapper Kevin Gates revealed that he has sex with his cousin in a series of Instagram videos that you really have to see to believe. If you were afraid that Gates wouldn’t be able to top that shocking admission, worry no longer. Here he is talking about the time he kicked a woman out of his house for refusing to have oral sex with his dog: Kevin Gates: Talks Dog Sex Things start off innocently enough (kind of), and for a glorious second, you think this will just be another case of a douchey rapper bragging about one of his sexual conquests. Savor that second, because you can never go back to the innocence you enjoyed before you listened to Kevin Gates talking about trying to get a woman to go down on his dog. “‘I’m not about to suck no dog’s d-ck,'” Gates quotes the woman as saying. “That’s a dog!” Sounds like a pretty reasonable argument to us, but Gates was having none of it: Kevin Gates Explains Women “What’s your sh-t smell like sh-t for?” Gates replied in the witty rhetorical fashion for which he is known. “I don’t get that.” In case you were wondering, “I don’t get that” is apparently some sort of catchphrase for Gates. Yes, the guy who’s best known for having sex with a blood relative and attempting to convince women to fellate his dog apparently often finds himself confused by the actions of others. We don’t get that. 17 Most Intelligent Rappers in the Game 1. Drake View Photo Drake was 2013’s most Tweeted about rapper. He definitely knows a thing or two about social media, and the personal stories behind his songs have made him immensely popular. 2. Jay Z View Photo Jay Z made himself into a mogul instead of just another rapper, which he was one of the best at in his own right. Hov is a pretty smart man (but if he were REALLY smart he’d fix things with Solange … just saying). 3. Lupe Fiasco View Photo Lupe Fiasco’s lyrical topics include terrorism, Islam, prostitution, and religion. But he did do a guest appearance on One Tree Hill, so… 4. Tupac Shakur View Photo Tupac Shakur’s ability to pour his heart into his songs and speak honestly about the world adds him to the list. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Pharrell View Photo Pharrell started out as a rapper before moving into producing and then coming back to the mic. His ability to do it all and do it all well shows his smarts. 6. Andre 3000 View Photo Andre 3000, part of Atlanta’s Outkast, has long been considered one of the smartest rappers in the game. 7. Nas View Photo Part anthropologist, part philosopher, Nas has earned his spot on this list. 8. Mos Def Mos Def, now known as Yasiin Bey, is a versatile talent, a rapper turned actor also famous for his notable role as Brother Sam in Dexter. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Talib Kweli Talib Kweli teamed up with Mos Def to form Black Star, a conscious rap duo who discussed politics in smart, provocative style. 10. Immortal Technique Immortal Technique, a Peruvian rapper raised in Harlem rapped about racism, religion, and class struggle. 11. Ludacris View Photo Ludacris is a rapper, entrepreneur, and actor from Atlanta who is also graduate of Georgia State. He is the co-founder of Disturbing tha Peace, a subsidiary of Def Jam Records. 12. RZA View Photo We could have selected many members of the Wu-Tang Clan, but it all comes back to RZA, the creative and emotional leader of the seminal hip hop collective who produced their epic 36 Chambers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Flavor Flav View Photo Flavor Flav is whacky and seems a bit off his rocker, but he’s also a musical prodigy. 14. Common Common is a rapper and actor from Chicago. In recent years he’s become a prominent voice in hip hop. 15. Del the Funky Homosapien Del the Funky Homosapien is a cousin of Ice Cube who made a name for himself with Heiroglyphics, with solo work, with Gorillaz, and by producing songs featured on video games. 16. Black Thought Black Thought, MC of The Roots, is famous for his live performance skills and his politically charged content. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Young MC “Bust a Move” rapper Young MC was a one-hit wonder, but its hilariously witty lyrics were no accident: He has an economics degree from the University of Southern California. The End. Did you like 17 Most Intelligent Rappers in the Game? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
In case you’re not already aware: Dan Bilzerian is an Instagram celebrity . But that description doesn’t quite do him justice. He’s more like a walking caricature of manliness – a bearded brute who’s primary interests are firearms, stacks of cash and scantily-clad women. This guy’s arsenal is so huge his friends have predicted Bilzerian will be killed by his massive gun collection . We’ll leave it to you to decide if he’s compensating for anything. Anyway, such an explosive lifestyle naturally creates occasional problems, such as when Bilzerian was arrested for trying to make a bomb back in December. Today, however, Bilzerian demonstrated the power of a little charm and whole buttload of cash by being cleared of all charges without so much as any restrictions on his firearm usage. The Most Interesting Man on Instagram will have to pay a pretty big fine, however…and for a very weird reason: Bilzerian has to fork over 20 grand for blowing up his own tractor trailer. Apparently, he detonated the thing on public land, so the 20 G’s will be used for cleanup. Yeah, $20,000 for an outdoor cleanup. That must have been quite the explosion. Apparently, Dan’s philosophy on explosions is the same as his view on beards: If you’re gonna do something, do it big. The Best Of Dan Bilzerian’s Instagram Photos! 1. Dan Bilzerian: A Day in the Life View Photo Just a typical day Bilzerian, who spends his life surrounded by women, guns, and piles of cash. There are worse ways to live. 2. Dan Bilzerian, Hot Model, Cat View Photo Bilzerian poses with a giant gun, a hot model, and his cat, Smushface. Epic photo. 3. Dan Bilzerian Loves Guns View Photo Blitz has more weaponry than a small militia. His gun collection is matched only by his harem of hot female “friends.” 4. Dan Bilzerian, Bikini Models View Photo Blitz and some of his babes. He captioned this photo, “I’m not a great swimmer, so I surround myself with lots of flotation devices.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Miley Cyrus, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Dan Bilzerian View Photo Miley and Patrick with a big cutout of Dan Bilzerian. It seems they’re fans of the Instagram icon. 6. Dan Bilzerian: Boobs and Firearms View Photo Blitz shows these models how it’s done. You never know when you’ll have to fire at an intruder whole nothing but suspenders and stockings. 7. Dan Bilzerian’s Harem View Photo Dan is an professional poker player and full-time Instagram ladies’ man. Fortunately for us, he shares his exploits online. 8. Bilzerian and “Friends” View Photo Dan Bilzerian posted this photo to Instagram. Needless to say, he’s quite popular with the ladies. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Did you like The Best Of Dan Bilzerian’s Instagram Photos!? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Rosie O’Donnell is out. Again! For the second time in just a few years, the talk show host has announced she’s leaving The View earlier than expected. According to O’Donnell’s publicist, she will exit the ABC gabfest next week to concentrate on her family, following a split from wife Michelle Rounds. “I can confirm that Rosie and her wife Michelle split in November. Rosie has teens and an infant at home that need her attention,” O’Donnell’s rep, Cindi Berger, said in a statement. “This has been a very stressful situation. She is putting her personal health and family first. ABC has been wonderfully understanding and supportive of her personal decision to leave ‘The View.’ Next week will be her last.” O’Donnell did break from Rounds in the last few months, but chatter around Rosie’s View departure has been growing stronger in recent weeks. At one point, insiders said she was unhappy that Whoopi Goldberg was the lead panelist on a daily basis. The colleagues got into a pretty big fight just a few weeks after they started working together in September. But Variety reports that O’Donnell was peeved when allegations surfaced of Rosie Perez leaving the program , despite the fact that she was only taking a leave of temporary absence. Perez and O’Donnell – who left the show in 2007 and just returned this past fall – are good friends. In general, it’s clear there’s a lack of communication (and professionalism?) backstage at The View. “Rosie is an immensely talented star who comes in each and every morning brimming with ideas, excitement and passion for the show,” ABC said in a statement, adding: “When she told us she wanted to exit ‘The View,’ we respected and understood her desire to put her well-being and her family first. We’re delighted she’s still part of the ABC family with upcoming guest appearances on ‘The Fosters,’ and we know she’ll return to ‘The View’ often with her unique point of view and updates on her work and her family.” So, we can now ask again: WHO SHOULD BE ADDED TO THE VIEW? 11 Possible Replacements on The View 1. Sarah Palin View Photo Sarah Palin won’t dismiss the possibility. She has acknowledged that The View needs fresh blood. 2. Kathy Griffin View Photo Kathy Griffin has a very dedicated fan base. She’s also unafraid of speaking her mind. 3. Mo’Nique View Photo Mo’Nique would bring Oscar-winning credibility to the series. 4. Kris Jenner View Photo She tried the talk show thing for a few episodes and failed miserably. But she had enough pull to get daughter Khloe the job as X Factor co-host for a season. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Wanda Sykes View Photo She’s outspoken, she’s funny and she’s definitely available. 6. Bethenny Frankel View Photo Bethenny Frankel also has talk show experience. Will she bring it along with her to The View? 7. Andi Dorfman View Photo Andi Dorfman already has an in at ABC. Will The View give her its final rose? 8. Martha Stewart Out of prison and anxious for another shot in the spotlight, Martha Stewart would bring a lot of television experience. And probably tasty treats. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Ross Mathews No. Please… no. 10. Jessica Simpson View Photo She’s not exactly a singer anymore, is she? Jessica Simpson would definitey amp up the male fan base. 11. Meghan McCain View Photo Meghan McCain has stopped by The View many times as a guest and has many strong opinions. The End. Did you like 11 Possible Replacements on The View? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
