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11 Beyonce Pics Poorly Photoshopped Over This Girl’s Ex-Boyfriend: Best Breakup Ever?

Toronto native Cassandra Blackwel developed an interesting strategy for getting over her ex-boyfriend: photoshopping pictures of Beyonce over his face! In starting her Beyoncify My Boyfriend project (and Tumblr page), she said, “If imagining yourself at your happiest with Beyonce doesn’t help, I don’t know what will.” No arguments here. And yes, she knows that when it comes to photoshop skills, these are about as far from professional as you’ll find on the Internet. Not that she’s concerned. “The pictures aren’t the best quality, but that’s kind of the point. I have no idea how to use Photoshop . I’m not trying to professionally cover him.” “I’m just slapping him with Beyonce, and people are really responding to that … it’s an ode to how much effort I put into the relationship, if you will.” Touche. Girl Photoshops Beyonce Over Boyfriend in Photos 1. Beyoncify My Life! When you want to get rid of your boyfriend but keep the photos of yourself, who better to paste over him than Queen Bey?

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Farrah Abraham Announces Bad B-tch Tour Featuring "Lingerie DJ Sets"

Farrah Abraham’s business ventures don’t always work out as planned. Farrah’s celebrity sex tape was immediately exposed as just a plain old porn, and can now be found on the Internet alongside the filmographies of other “celebrities” like Jenna Jameson. Then there was Farrah’s frozen yogurt chain which sounded like a wholesome, family-friendly endeavor that would in no way involve her anus. And it was! Until someone uploaded pics from Farrah’s porn to the company website before the first location opened. Farrah’s learned from those failures, however, and she’s ready to move on. Hopefully she’s now aware that there’s no difference between a sex tape and a porn , and that people will always make fun of a porn star peddling creamy treats to fill your mouth.  Yes, Farrah is a little bit older and a whole lot wiser, and as a savvy, experienced businesswoman she’s ready to offer the public something it really needs: House music provided by a single mom in her underwear! Yes, Farrah announced her Bad B**** Tour on Twitter today, and she really uses that many stars in place of letters when promoting it. Seems like if she’s really that afraid of the word, she should just call it something else, but we digress! Farrah provided little in the way of details, but  threatened  promised that the tour will be coming to a city near you and will feature “lingerie DJ sets.” Providing people with something they didn’t know they needed is what real inventors do, folks. Farrah Abraham: great genius, or the greatest genius? You decide.  25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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7 Cats Who Hate Feminism: Who Wants to WORK??!

For the record, Miley Cyrus is a feminist . So is Courtney Stodden . But the following felines are decidedly NOT part of this movement. Not at all. Not even a little bit. In what appears to be a strange response to the even stranger hashtag #WomenAgainstFeminism, someone has created a Tumblr titled “Confused Cats Against Feminism.” Really, it’s unclear why it exists, but it’s even more unclear why anyone should care… because it’s totally hilarious!!! Why, you’re likely wondering, are cats against feminism? For reasons that range from food to vacuums to work to, well, food again. Flip through and learn more: Confused Cats Against Feminism: Hear Them Roar! 1. DON’T Work It, Girl! Seriously, women. Lie down and relax with us.

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Brandi Glanville Launches Wine Brand, Likely Plans to Sample a LOT of Product

Step aside, or drink up, Ramona Singer. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Brandi Glanville is launching her own brand of white wine, according to reports. Singer, 57, and her famed Ramona Pinot Grigio have had the Housewives wine market to themselves … until now! There’s a new boozy babe in town! “I need your help I can’t think of a name for my wine,” Glanville Tweeted. “It’s a Chardonnay coming out very soon and I cannot come up with anything I love!” Responses ranged from vulgar to hilarious, while Brandi Glanville noted that she suggested “STFU and Drink” but alas, the “distributors said no.” Which is really a shame. Brandi has turned Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes ‘ home-wrecking affair into a career, landing on the Bravo show and writing a best-selling memoir. Drinking and Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders made the New York Times best-seller list, and she remains one of the most popular Housewives. She’s got another book on the way, too. “It should be out by January or February of next year,” she said recently. “Mamma’s got to pay the rent.” More like Mamma’s gotta support her expensive wine habit by trading off her reputation for drinking and profiting from her own brand of the delicious beverage. ‘Murica. Brandi Glanville Photos: Through the Years 1. Brandi Glanville Drunk GIF Brandi hates to be sober. She’ll tell you all about it.

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Anderson Pooper, Disabled Dachshund, Competes in Wiener Dog Race

Anderson Pooper is here to once again prove the inner strength and determination of dogs everywhere. This seven-year old dachshund is paralyzed and uses a custom cart to get around, but that didn’t stop the canine from enterining the Star 101.5 Wiener Dog Race at Emerald Downs in Seattle. The competition marked Pooper’s first foray into racing, but let’s hope it isn’t his last. Watch the inspiring pup sprint down the muddy coarse in the following video: Disabled Dog Finishes Weinerdog Race Earlier this month, we posted GIFs of dogs playing fetch in their wheelchairs, while also introducing the world to Turbo, a two-legged puppy who gets around on a cart made of toy. Pretty amazing creatures, huh? We’d let these furry friends photobomb us any time! 23 Dogs Who Have Mastered the Art of Photobombing 1. Group Photobomb Don’t forget about me! This canine really wants to be included in this group photo.

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Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson Talk Fifty Shades of Grey, Sexual Acrobatics

If you’re still blushing from watching yesterday’s first Fifty Shades of Grey trailer , Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson know where you’re coming from. They filmed all of those sexy moments, after all … and it wasn’t easy. Jamie Dornan, Dakota Johnson on Today In a Today interview that followed the morning show’s PTC-criticized 50 Shades unveiling , the stars dished on the “sexual acrobatics” required. “The reality of it,” said Dornan, is much different. It may look sensual, but “there’s a burly man you don’t know very well three feet from your face … which isn’t how you usually have sex, [not] me, anyway.” Dakota Johnson deadpanned, “I do, a lot.” She kids, but “it’s more about visually what our bodies look like and what we’re doing,” she clarified, “so it’s more of like a dance. It’s like acrobatics.” “Sexual acrobatics,” Dornan laughed. 50 Shades of Grey Trailer: 9 Best Moments 1. Whips and Handcuffs! Christian prepares to WORK Ana like you’d expect in a marvelous GIF from the Fifty Shares of Grey trailer. Those hot Fifty Shades sex scenes won’t disappoint, at least according to the first trailer, which was so steamy it had to be edited down by NBC. It also earned a sharp rebuke from parenting groups decrying the project for glorifying sexual violence and porn, so that’s either a good or a bad thing. It’s a victory as far as E.L. James, who created Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele sees it, as it certainly remains true to the source material. The hit erotic novel’s author told Today of the trailer: “What I’ve seen hasn’t been particularly watered down, so, um, yeah … I thought it was interesting!” Interesting is one word for it … Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer

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9 Owners Who Look Hilariously Like Their Pets (Take Note of #6!)

Who knew that Nicki Minaj resembled He-Man? That’s just one of 9 celebrity look-alikes that we did NOT see coming. Another would be  Alec Baldwin and Former President Millard Fillmore . Who knew?!? But stars aren’t the only ones who share some eerie similarities with a few unexpected dopplegangers. Take the following owners and their pets, for instance. From facial expressions to needs for a haircut, these men and women have evolved to look a lot like their dogs. Or vice versa.  Either way, enjoy the following photo montage and take special hilarious note of example number-six: 9 Pets Who Look Just Like Their Owners 1. A Hairy Situation Both this owner and her hamster could benefit from a hairbrush.

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This Dog is Really Good at Pool

We already know that dogs can play soccer . Surprisingly well, in fact. But did you also know that canines can play billiards? Likely better than a majority of the population? The following video serves as (quasi) proof of this statement, as an adorable pet gets up on two legs and shows unexpected skills in the area of throwing balls into holes. He’s even better at it than James Franco… if you know what we mean! Check out the funny footage now: Dog Plays Billiards What else are dogs good at? Making us feel REALLY guilty. Like, guiltier than our mother-in-laws. To wit: 12 Dogs Who Lay on a Guilt Trip Worse Than Your Mother-in-Law 1. Sad Golden Retriever Studies have proven that it is physically impossible for human beings to say no to a dog when it makes this face.

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Deer Plays Mother to Kitten, Makes Everything Right in the World

Sorry, Saint Bernard who tried to befriend this cat . You may not wanna watch the following video. Don’t take it personally, but the kitten featured in the footage below is quite receptive to the gentle kisses being licked upon him by a most unexpected source: a deer. No, really! It’s as adorable as it is surprising, as one of nature’s cuter animals take very kindly to one of man’s cutest pets. See them bond peacefully her: Deer Licks Kitten Is this the cutest cat video we’ve ever seen? That’s saying a lot. Especially when there’s just so much to compare it to. Click around now and prepare to spend the next several minutes of your life wondering why you don’t own a cat… or why you don’t own MORE cats: 54 Crazy Cat Videos 1. Cat Licks Vacuum Cleaner, Holds it Like Bong Check out this awesome video of a cat licking a vacuum cleaner, and holding it like a bong.

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Golden Retriever Refuses to Leave Side of Dying Bird

We all know that Golden Retrievers have big hearts. Case in point: this canine, who adopted a rescue kitten as his own . Now comes a video that depicts a one-year old dog coming across a bird who fell out a tree and landed in his family’s garden. According to the dog’s owner, his pet refused to leave the side of this dying animal, lying in the dirt, licking its wounds and remaining vigil until the bird passed away. Incredibly, this footage arrives just days after a video that featured a hunting dog rescuing a bird from drowning . Pretty amazing all around, huh? Dog Remains by Side of Dying Bird In sad/related news, this Pit Bull/Terrier mix also refused to leave the side of its owner’s corpse in Oklahoma City this week. They aren’t called Man’s Best Friend for nothing. 12 Dogs Who Lay on a Guilt Trip Worse Than Your Mother-in-Law 1. Sad Golden Retriever Studies have proven that it is physically impossible for human beings to say no to a dog when it makes this face.

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