There has been so much nudity on the site today, I figure why not celebrate along with this picture Sara Jean Underwood just posted to Twitter celebrating, what I can only assume is all the nudity today….I figure she is the perfect canditate to promote nudity as someone who launched her career and celebity getting naked for Playboy….but decided that those days were behind her….only to not get naked ever again…but to instead host shitty shows about nerd shit….but the good news is that once a whore, always a whore, and while she tries this mainstream shit…. I’ll just cross reference all her nude pics, you know sizing up her vagina lips, because I can …..it is just a matter of time before she gets back into pornography….we’ll just call these years the detour….every whore needs down time from whoring…otherwise their vaginas would explode…. Here’s the party pic for the virgin losers who love this bitch, even though she’s wronged them by turning her back on nudity…even though that’s kinda her fucking thing.
This Craigslist ad offers help bullying your kids. No, not protecting them from bullying in this cruel world. Actually administering mental and physical bullying. You know, because the property taxes you pay to send Junior to middle school just don’t buy you a good enough bullying experience these days. Why would you ever offer such a thing? Because “I’ve noticed an unsavory trend of self-entitlement among kids,” writes this bully-for-hire . “Fortunately, I think there’s a solution, so I’ve turned to the one place where I’m convinced I can cast the widest net to families: Craigslist.” “There I posted the following offer to parents, and so far no bites. Though it may just be a matter of getting the word out.” That word is this: As for the nuts and bolts of this seemingly foolproof, mutually beneficial arrangement, for which the wannabe bully seeks only “reasonable” compensation? The methodology includes, but is not limited to the following: Our only questions after reading this: How great is the Internet, and How does anyone NOT call this guy???
Might we have a case of true love for a True Blood star? Or perhaps just true lust… According to Heat Magazine sources, Joe Manganiello got along quite well with Demi Moore at a recent party in Los Angeles celebrating the premiere of That’s My Boy. “They looked amazing together,” the insider said of Ashton’s ex and the Magic Mike actor . “Demi was getting a lot more attention than a lot of the younger girls in the room, and Joe was seen waiting for her before they went off and hung out together at the party. They had amazing chemistry.” Joe and Demi met after the latter signed on for Magic Mike and have reportedly kept in touch, even after the actress pulled out of the film in which Manganiello stars as a stripper named Big Dick. This publication insider claims the hunk is responsible for getting Moore back on track after a rough few months . “Demi has finally got her groove back – and it’s all thanks to meeting Joe. She’s feeling confident again and, more importantly, sexy.” True, sex appeal is FAR more important than confidence in one’s self. To learn more about what is on tap for the actor professionally, meanwhile, visit the TV Fanatic section of True Blood spoilers !
Larry Birkhead appeared on Good Morning America today to answer a couple of burning questions: How has he explained the death of Anna Nicole Smith to the former couple’s five-year old daughter, Dannielynn? Is he truly the most despicable parent on the planet? Based on yet another instance of Birkhead milking Smith’s death for attention and money, it would be hard to answer inquiry number-two in anything but the affirmative (despite the best efforts of Taylor Armstrong ), as Birkhead told viewers how he responded when Dannielynn asks about her mother. “I said, ‘You know, they, doctors couldn’t fix her. But if you’re good … you’ll get to see her someday.’” Smith, a very troubled actress/model, was found dead in a Florida hotel room on February 8, 2007. Birkhead has spent every few months since parading his cute daughter in front of reporters and giving the world updates on a child we all just wish could live a regular life, out of the spotlight. But Larry insists on making Dannielynn a public figure… and then acting shocked when she’s in the news. Such as when he dragged her last month to the Kentucky Derby. “You know, it’s weird when your child is five years old and trending,” the moron told Robin Roberts this morning. “There’s all these big stars that came and the next thing you know Dannielynn’s picture is all over the place.” Overall, Birkhead says “it’s hard to move on.” Why? “Because you have this little 47-pound reminder of her mother walking around. And you have all these images that are still so much very alive that you have to deal with every day. “I want to keep Anna’s image alive in a positive way. She could light up a room. And now her daughter’s taken her place and she’s lighting up every room that she goes into, trust me. I feel it every day.”
Drake’s homie Meek Mill says he didn’t throw any bottles during the W.i.P. club brawl that got the venue shut down and injured Chris Brown last week. Meek says Chris didn’t throw any either, and denies there is any lingering beef with the R&B singer or his camp. Mill told XXL (dot) com the following: “Chris and Drake, them two was there, but it’s other people that be around that take sh!t to the next level … Things just happen in the club.” “I seen girls in there throwing bottles, all types of sh!t. All types of people. I never seen Chris Brown or Drake throw a bottle and I was there.” Asked if he threw a bottle at Brown, Meek replied, “F*%k no.” Mill, who was hanging at Drake’s table during the June 13 incident, was rumored to be an instigator in the fight (and to have banged Rihanna ). Meek claims, at least, that he spoke with Chris Brown on the phone after the brawl and both sides agreed they had no problem with the other.
Nick Stahl’s family and friends are once again searching for the missing Terminator actor after he bailed on rehab against his doctor’s orders days ago. Stahl, who was reported missing last month before contacting friends and family and entering treatment, has disappeared anew, according to reports. “He’s been missing for about four days,” the actor’s estranged wife, Rose Murphy Stahl, confirmed to E! News Monday. “I don’t want to comment any further.” After checking out of rehab, the Terminator 3 star went to stay at a friend’s. He was then seen in downtown L.A., but after that, Stahl returned back to his friends. He has not been spotted since he left a friend’s house Thursday. The source says: “He’s disappeared. We can’t find him anywhere. He hasn’t made contact with anyone. We are all just desperately looking for him.” “Everyone just wants him to come home,” the source adds, with no luck so far. “It’s just a terrible situation. We are searching, but we’ve had no solid leads.” Here’s hoping he surfaces safe and sound once again. [Photo: WENN.com]
Following the London fireworks that saw Kalon McMahon booted off the show a week ago, The Bachelorette and her eight remaining men hit Croatia tonight. Which log-throwing, kilt-wearing competitor dominated the manly competition? Who won over Emily with persistence in the face of defeat and earned a rose? Elsewhere, who surprisingly got the chop on tonight’s one-on-one date(s), and what surprising bombshell was dropped in the previews for next week? Follow this link for a rundown of The Bachelorette spoilers we know so far, including the (alleged) final three. Then read on for THG’s official +/- recap! Emily’s having a good hair day. Plus 9 . No Ricki this week? :’-( Minus 18 . Annnnd the first one-on-one date goes to … Travis the Egg Guy. A little anticlimactic for fans of Sean Lowe. Or Jef Holm. Or Arie Luyendyk, Jr. Minus 7 . Put Dubrovnik, Croatia on your travel bucket list BTW. Plus 14 . #BalancingStoneFail. Minus 4 . “This is a 10 on a scale of 8,” he calls their date. Who says that? First of all, scale of eight? Second of all, why not an 11 or 12 out of eight then? Minus 2 . Emily is looking for a guy with a bit of an edge … according to Ryan, who’s apparently wearing a Lulu Lemon yoga halter-top wife-beater thing. Minus 30 . Travis’ dinner seems to be going pretty well at least. Plus 6 . Ryan scores the next one-on-one date. His heart is beating out of his women’s tank top, man. Prepare for the douchepocalypse, America. Plus 10 . Emily sends Travis home after not feeling any sort of romantic connection! Plus 5 , ’cause we feel bad for the guy, but it was definitely the right call. That umbrella Travis flung – like his heart and like his precious egg – may be broken beyond repair. Plus 5 . And then there were seven … Sometimes a girl just wants to see a movie … in the name of shameless product placement courtesy of ABC and Disney-Pixar’s Brave . Minus 25 . Eye-rolling plugs aside, the movie does look pretty cute at least. Plus 7 . The guys in kilts and muscle shirts? Ditto! Plus 3 . Plus 12 for Emily’s archery skills. Minus 12 for Chris’ effort … at grammar, because we think he just said he’s “shotten an arrow only once in his whole life.” You’re shotten me Chris. Sean Lowe is so ripped, he broke the log in the competition. Plus 9 . Chris wins the Bravery Cup despite being humiliated in every event. He was a good sport and gave it his best … can you tell Emily’s a mom? Plus 11 . Emily and Sean FTW? Can we start calling them Seamily? Plus 5 . Arie’s “freaking out,” but it doesn’t appear he’s relinquished co-frontrunner status. Definitely not after that street makeout sesh. Plus 5 . Ryan has to be acting, right? There are a-holes in the world, sure … but one can be that full of himself in such comedic fashion. He’s like a caricature of your quintessential narcissistic ass clown. Well played Ryan and ABC. Plus 10 . Jef? Definite dark horse still. Plus 4 . He and Chris, who gets the rose, are angling for the final two hometown date spots at this point, with Arie and Sean the favorites. Doug and Ryan are fading fast (for very different reasons). Wolf … is still on the show we think. Emily Maynard really sparkles. Literally. Plus 6 . Ryan actually shaves that ugly patch out of his facial hair … and apparently his legs. Arie is visibly uncomfortable listening to him talk at this point. Plus 2 . Not as uncomfortable as Emily eating an oyster, but close. Minus 11 . Or when Ryan says openly that he wants her to be his trophy wife. Minus 21 . “I see in you some things I’ve always looked for.” – Ryan. Read: booty shorts. Plus 7 . When Emily’s not happy, she makes this this half-smile, half-glaring crinkle face. Case in point: Ryan reading off his ideal woman checklist. Minus 15 . Crinkle Face turns the checklist around on him, says her criteria are different, then gives him the boot! Plus 20 for Emily being on a roll tonight. “That is very shocking.” – Ryan. To you, maybe. No one else. Minus 18 . No way she’s going to go back on it, is she? Noooo, come on, don’t go back on it! OMG she’s going back on it. Okay phew, she didn’t. Plus 17 . Ryan opines that the guys must be shocked and laments that he’ll miss them. Back at the hotel, they are HUGGING and celebrating. Plus 33 . Did he just ask to be edited well by the producers? Might be wishful thinking, Ryan, after some of your comments, actions and “fashion.” Minus 20 . Eff the next Bachelor, … but please, ABC, add Ryan to the Bachelor Pad 3 cast! Plus 10 . If Ryan did get the rose, would the guys have staged an intervention, Kalon style? Would it have been warranted? Yes, yes and Plus 5 for that imagery. Arie just wants to hold her and hug her and do a lot of other things he can’t say in a confessional, oh, and she’s a great judge of character. Plus 6 . He gets a rose. We get a bit too much makeout audio. Minus 4 . Arie and Emily in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie? Plus 50 . Wolf pulls out his grandparents’ funeral cards and it’s … sweet? Poignant? Weird? Out of place? Over the top? All of the above? Eh, Plus 1 . Both Wolf and Doug are hangin’ tough in the hunt for that last rose, though the latter seems reluctant to make a move on Em. Tick tock. Minus 7 . The man tears are moving down his face in a hurry, though. Plus 3 . The final rose tonight comes down to the two of them, and then … Unsure of what do to, Emily runs to seek the sage advice of … venerable and handsome Bachelorette host-pimp Chris Harrison!! Plus 100 . “Emily … the extra rose you asked for.” Chris. SO lame. Minus 40 . Saying goodbye tonight: Travis (cut loose on one-on-one date) Ryan (canned on one-on-one date) Still alive: Sean, Jef, Arie, John “Wolf”, Chris and Doug. EPISODE TOTAL: +143. SEASON TOTAL: +142. Weird preview for next week, in which Arie’s relationship with a producer on the show is exposed and Emily makes her frustrations known! What do you think? Will he be eliminated?
This week we’ve had a whole lot of pictures of Miley Cyrus hanging out by the pool in her bikini, with some dude who’s not her fiancee. Scandalous. So here she is leaving the hotel in a man shirt. Uh oh. Obviously nothing is going on, engaged nineteen year old chicks don’t screw around on their fiancee right? Teenagers are so reliable. Anyhow, I’m posting these shots because she’s basically naked under there. Use your imagination.
West is in Europe for his Watch the Throne Tour with Jay-Z. By Rob Markman Kanye West Photo: WireImage Kanye West learned to keep his love locked down, but he may want to work on his home security system. On Wednesday (June 13), Yeezy’s Los Angeles home was broken into while the rap superstar is out wrapping up his European Watch the Throne Tour with Jay-Z. TMZ broke the news, and an LAPD representative confirmed to MTV News that there was a break-in in the Hollywood Hills area, but did not give any information beyond that. According to TMZ, someone from ‘Ye’s camp called the police to report a break-in. It’s unclear if anything was actually taken, but witnesses told the site the thieves dropped some of Kanye’s things on their way out. In May, it was reported that the G.O.O.D. Music general put the same house on sale as a “pocket listing,” meaning all parties agreed to keep the listing private. At the same time, Yeezy’s main squeeze, Kim Kardashian, also put her L.A.-area home up for sale, sparking rumors that the couple were planning to move in together . In other Kimye news , a Yeezy rep shot down rumors that West tweeted, then quickly deleted, a nude picture of Kim. “In regards to this ‘story’ that Kanye posted and then took down intimate pictures on his Twitter account: TOTALLY FALSE. Laughably so,” a Kanye rep told MTV’s RapFix blog. “This phantom tweet never occurred on his account. This is obviously the desperate, sad act of someone seeking to gain media exposure by exploiting Kanye’s notoriety. Kanye doesn’t even know this person, has never seen this picture, and hasn’t been on his Twitter account for a day.” According to TMZ, the picture is actually of porn star Amia Miley. Related Photos Kanye West Paris Fashion Week Fall 2012 Related Artists Kanye West
West is in Europe for his Watch the Throne Tour with Jay-Z. By Rob Markman Kanye West Photo: WireImage Kanye West learned to keep his love locked down, but he may want to work on his home security system. On Wednesday (June 13), Yeezy’s Los Angeles home was broken into while the rap superstar is out wrapping up his European Watch the Throne Tour with Jay-Z. TMZ broke the news, and an LAPD representative confirmed to MTV News that there was a break-in in the Hollywood Hills area, but did not give any information beyond that. According to TMZ, someone from ‘Ye’s camp called the police to report a break-in. It’s unclear if anything was actually taken, but witnesses told the site the thieves dropped some of Kanye’s things on their way out. In May, it was reported that the G.O.O.D. Music general put the same house on sale as a “pocket listing,” meaning all parties agreed to keep the listing private. At the same time, Yeezy’s main squeeze, Kim Kardashian, also put her L.A.-area home up for sale, sparking rumors that the couple were planning to move in together . In other Kimye news , a Yeezy rep shot down rumors that West tweeted, then quickly deleted, a nude picture of Kim. “In regards to this ‘story’ that Kanye posted and then took down intimate pictures on his Twitter account: TOTALLY FALSE. Laughably so,” a Kanye rep told MTV’s RapFix blog. “This phantom tweet never occurred on his account. This is obviously the desperate, sad act of someone seeking to gain media exposure by exploiting Kanye’s notoriety. Kanye doesn’t even know this person, has never seen this picture, and hasn’t been on his Twitter account for a day.” According to TMZ, the picture is actually of porn star Amia Miley. Related Photos Kanye West Paris Fashion Week Fall 2012 Related Artists Kanye West
