As far as big breasted British celebrities go, this Nicola McLean chick is right up there with Katie Price, well maybe not quite at Katie’s level, but right up there with pretty much any other voluptuous chick you’d see topless on page three or bouncing around in a bikini on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here . Here she is showing off her two very large, very special talents in a nice tight dress. She may not be as over the top and as trashy as Katie, but she sure fills out a top like a pro. Jump up and down.
Emily Maynard showed us a new side of herself on The Bachelorette tonight . We honestly didn’t know the girl had that scrappy street fighter in her, but we dig it. Unfortunately for one guy, this earned him a profane tongue-lashing and a ticket out the door. Fortunately for us, that douchebag will no longer take up screen time. Who was the recipient of Emily’s blowup, and what’d he do to provoke her? Who else got the boot at the end of the night after the fireworks ended? Follow this link for a rundown of The Bachelorette spoilers we know so far, including the (alleged) final three. Then read on for THG’s official +/- recap! Ricki and Emily in matching peacoats? Cutest thing ever. Plus 20 . Chris Harrison’s purple scarf? LOLZ not so much. Wow. Minus 11 . Sean Lowe gets the one-on-one date, and he’ll obviously knock it out of the park, ’cause that’s what guys like Sean Lowe do. At everything. Plus only 10 because he’s almost too perfect for words and shows up normal guys. Meanwhile, Alejandro is still on the show. Who knew! Plus 4 . Sean and Emily do their best impression of the Duke and Duchess. Will Emily soon be sporting her best Kate Middleton baby bump ? Probably … since that “bump” is like 97 percent not real. Minus 9 for THG confusing all of you. Kalon says every day is a “group date” with Emily and Ricki. Ohhh, good one man! What a douche. Just pack your bags now. Minus 15 . Sean sounds like a preacher in the park … saintly, even. Plus 8 . Emily and Sean’s date at the Tower of London? Quite romantic. Plus 6 . The whole “love takes no prisoners” card? Quite cheesy. Minus 6 . He should be thankful she didn’t go Fifty Shades of Grey on him down there in the dungeon. We know she wants more kids like whoa. Plus 2 . Emily’s raspy voice is kinda sexy … even if it’s just because she’s sick or lost her voice. Feel better, Em … but wow. Holy hotness. Plus 8 . Speaking of hotness, how about Sean’s charm, kindness and genuine humility? Is any girl watching this not swooning right now? Plus 12 . “The last thing I wanted to do this week is act.” – Doug. Really man? That was the last thing that entered your mind this week? Minus 3 . “Shakespeare is HUGE in Mississippi. That’s pretty much all we do is sit around and read his plays.” – Travis. Joke? Not a joke? Plus 5 . “I have limited understanding of what is going on in my scene.” – A surprisingly nervous, visibly uncomfortable Arie Luyendyk, Jr. Plus 15 . We can’t decide if Ryan’s overconfidence is hilarious or infuriating. Wash . Of all the guys, Arie and Doug are exceptionally good sports. Plus 15 . Arie: “Ryan is cracking me up, because he’s so excited he finally gets to kiss Emily. I’m like, ‘dude, it’s a play. You’re not actually kissing her.'” Plus 5 . “If Shakespeare were alive and saw Ryan, he would say ‘thouest suck.'” Plus 10 . Emily drinking beer with the guys? Plus 10 . Do the producers feed Ryan these lines? And/or tell him to talk in the Disco Stu-esque voice? He’s creepily hysterical. Plus 3 . Kalon actually refers to Ricki as “baggage.” Uhh, Minus 100 for saying that in the first place, and for the weaksauce excuse/retraction. Doug rolls up his sleeves like he’s going to throw down. Plus 12 . Props for Doug telling her. Given the nature of what was said, and the fact that it involved Ricki … it was warranted. Plus 28 . Emily: “I wanna go West Virginia, hood rat, backwoods on his ass.” Plus 150 . And she backs up the talk! Plus 50 for cutting him off and telling him to “get the f*%k out” and not even hearing his half-assed excuses. Why even go on the show if you know Emily’s the star? Why say those things to the other guys? Bottom line … loser got what he deserved. She doesn’t feel the guys had her back? Doug told her! And Emily DESTROYED Kalon by herself! We feel for her, but still, what do you want? Minus 9 . After waiting five weeks for a one-on-one date, Jef with one F is totally getting c*ck-blocked by Jeanne the British etiquette expert. Minus 20 . Plus 25 for them ditching out and going to a local pub. Emily lost her mojo over the whole Kalon thing. Jef might take things slowly but he’s saying all the right things, and Plus 40 for that. Dance parties all night with Ricki?? WePlus 9. With that kiss, Jef vaults into top-tier status with Sean and Arie. Plus 30 . Can anyone else compete with those three? Will be tough. Ryan? Maybe, but we just don’t see it. Minus 5 . Emily is getting the butterflies with Sean, but not in her stomach … they’re in her HEART!! OMG, so mind-numbingly cheesy. But cute. Plus 2 . Arie: “I think I may be going home tonight.” Really Arie? Ryan, Alejandro, “Wolf” and the Egg Dude are still on the show! Minus 7 . Saying goodbye tonight: Kalon (kicked the f*%k out) Alejandro (did not get rose) Still alive: Sean and Jef (earlier), Doug, Ryan, Chris, John “Wolf”, Travis, Arie. EPISODE TOTAL: +304. SEASON TOTAL: -1.
Sophia is a beautiful model that you know you would fuck if you met her in a bar or somewhere and here she is posing nude for the camera in these photo shoot pictures Continue reading →
The Bachelor winner Courtney Robertson is back doing what she does best. No, not saying “winning” and making catty comments that leave anyone with a vagina hating her after. She’s just rocking a bikini on the beach. NBD! When you DO MODELING for a living, frolicking in the sand and surf in Malibu is just another day at the office. Such is life for the fiancee of Ben Flajnik: The Season 16 winner, who is still together with Ben, showed off a diamond engagement ring as she posed totally naturally, enjoying her day in the sun. When she wasn’t trying to look seductive and showing off her figure, Courtney Robertson was seen diving into the erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey . Is anyone not reading that thing these days? Courtney did not reveal who she wants to play Ana and Christian, or any Bachelorette spoilers , though she did reveal her toned posterior at various angles. Click to enlarge, and (maybe?) enjoy: [Photos: Pacific Coast News]
Oscar-nominated actor compares ‘Twilight’ star to her ‘Snow White’ character in a Huffington Post article. By Fallon Prinzivalli, with reporting by Josh Horowitz If you looked up “jack of all trades” in the dictionary, we’re pretty sure you’d find a picture of James Franco . His credits include actor, author, producer, director, artist, student, teacher — we’d go on, but we think you get the picture. He’s recently become a contributor to The Huffington Post , and his latest article is a review of “Snow White and the Huntsman” that successfully compares Kristen Stewart to her edgy character. “[‘Snow White’] could also be said to parallel Stewart’s rise to stardom,” Franco writes. “Some might argue that Stewart — or any young upstart buoyed by the surge of a successful franchise, album, or Internet meme — is just as unjustly charmed. Some could say she had a lucky break when she was cast in ‘Twilight’ and then rose to international stardom based less on her own skills than on the success of the project. But, whereas ‘Snow White’ would more than likely be inarticulate, diseased and frail after being confined in a tower for 10 years, Kristen Stewart landed ‘Twilight’ after years of working with some of the best directors in the business (David Fincher, Sean Penn). She actually does deserve the crown.” Franco’s critique recognizes the challenge filmmakers face when turning a fairy tale into a live-action film instead of simply animating it. He notes that Peter Jackson revolutionized the film industry with “Lord of the Rings,” greatly enhancing the technology aspect of fantasy stories. But whereas “Puss in Boots” can skim emotional development by falling in love in seconds, Stewart must prove to an audience that her romantic entanglements are real. Franco then relates Snow White’s epic battle against Charlize Theron’s Evil Queen as Stewart’s fight for recognition among Hollywood’s honored elite, believing Stewart deserves more credit than she’s given. “The images of Snow White as a leader of immense strength, charging on horseback across the beach at the head of an army, has less to do with her character and more to do with the actress who plays her,” Franco pens. “Stewart has braved more scrutiny of her private life than most presidents. She has taken big career risks by doing films like ‘Welcome to the Rileys,’ ‘The Runaways’ and ‘On the Road’ (nudity , I hear). She has worked her ass off. Whatever Snow White may be, Kristen is a warrior queen. Give her the crown.” This isn’t the first time Franco divulged his thoughts on one of Stewart’s projects. He frequently mentioned wanting to be involved in “Twilight” on late-night talk shows and even told Jimmy Kimmel he wanted to sing a song with Robert Pattinson or helm a skit with the cast for his Academy Award hosting debut. When MTV News caught up with the actor at the 2010 Toronto International Film Festival, he had read the first three books and saw the first three films, prompting us to ask him about his thoughts on the series he deemed “fascinating.” “[Along with the books, the] movies are interesting also because they’ve really become part of the whole ‘Twilight’ phenomenon, and it’s really hard to extricate those actors from the reading experience or just the phenomenon of ‘Twilight’ now,” he said. “They’ve become a part of it to the point that the movies are almost commenting on themselves. There will be a scene where the go-to guys, Taylor and Rob, are in the tent, it’s almost like a ‘Brokeback Mountain’ scene, where the two guys are talking in a tent and the girl is asleep, and they’re having, like, this romantic moment almost through her, in a way. One of them says, ‘Well, I’m hotter than you,’ and it’s almost like they’re winking at the fans, like to the Team Jacob or the Team Edwards.” Check out everything we’ve got on “Snow White and the Huntsman.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Photos Snow White And The Huntsman
I love Miley and her bohemian hippie style because she has been embracing not wearing a bra like a little whore…who can’t be a little whore since she’s engaged…and I’ve never fucked an engaged girl as her engagement ring glistens in the light of her cellphone going off as her fiance calls her to come home to clean the house….no wait I have….but it wasn’t with Miley…even though I wish it was…cuz Miley has it going on… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
The thing I like about Miranda Kerr is what other women hate about Miranda Kerr…No, not that she’s married to Orlando Bloom…that shit is irrelevant to me and makes me laugh when I see people actually mad about who stars or any girl they don’t have and will never have because the don’t know and will never know the bitch in question marry….it’s amazing and pathetic all at the same time… What I like about Miranda Kerr is that she’s a mom who turned around her body into this amazingness reminding us that all fat moms out there ar just lazy cunts…so show your wife this picture and a treadmill…it’s time to get moving fatty.
Lolo Jones is some Olympic Hurdler….who posted this picture of herself on twitter. I can’t be bothered to see if she’s competing in London 2014, but I can be bothered to look up this rumor that she is a virgin….. According to Wikipedia: In October 2009, Jones posed semi-nude for ESPN.[19] In a 2012 segment on HBO’s Real Sports, Jones revealed that she is a virgin, dates online, and struggles to maintain her virginity.[20] She said “If there’s virgins out there, I’m going to let them know, it’s the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life — harder than training for the Olympics, harder than graduating from college, has been to stay a virgin before marriage.”[ Which gives a whole new perspective on her fit, muscular, manly looking athlete ass, even if athlete asses are hotter than fat lazy chick asses, cuz I married a fat lazy chick and so much more beyond their asses are disgusting, and the only thing good about them is their inability to run from me when I want to get my fuck on…. But then again, these virginity claims re from 2009….a lot of sex can happen if the right dude comes along with a boner and false promises disguised as Love…. Here’s her twitter pic….
When I was a younger man I used to wish that I was Sonic The Hedgehog , I’m not going to get into any details about that, but after seeing this picture I now wish that I was a guy dressed up as Sonic The Hedgehog . Here’s Attack Of The Show hottie Sara Jean Underwood feeling up one of the luckiest minimum wage struggling actor ever. Son of a bitch! How he doesn’t have that massive hand all over that tiny little booty is beyond me. Make your move Sonic.
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