I like to think the week, or maybe even life, doesn’t actually begin until you see Jojo, some low level practically non existent singer, who was possibly a one hit wonder in the 90s, or early 2000s….wearing a bikini on a photoshoot like she still matters, or like she’s on some kind of comeback tour, now that she’s pushing 30, no longer jailbait, and possibly running out of money…in a “Let’s give this one more shot” hustle…and the amazing thing is that bikini pics is really all a girl needs to get ahead these days, which brings me hope, because needing actual talent to get noticed would throw everything off…and all these low levels you are into wouldn’t actually exist…and where would that leave us…today…no where good I tell ya….no where good.
Terry Richardson shot this picture of Lady Gaga that she’s using for her new single that just came out, because Lady Gaga is a hack sent from hell to make ugly people think they are normal and that it is ok to be ugly and that if played properly they too can be a huge selling act if they record company finds them and packages them as some kind of freak because it sells records and in an era where no one is buying records…that kind of higher level brainwashing shit is needed. She attaches herself to anyone who gives her any sense of legitimacy as an Artist, and Terry Richardson attaches himself to anyone famous who lets him take pics of them, and when they come together in their contrived bullshit, fun thong pics happen… I am posting it because I grabbed her ass aggressively before she was famous and it was pretty fucking awesome, despite the testicles I am convinced she had tucked in her fishnets… I am also always down for a good thong pic…no matter who or what that thong may be on…I mean just the other day a friend of mine sent me this pic of a dog in a thong and I died…so my standard of thong pics run the fucking spectrum of erotic… TO HEAR HER HORRIBLE SINGLE I REFUSE TO POST BECAUSE SHE IS THE DEVIL CLICK HERE
Taylor Momsen, formerly of Gossip Girl fame, is “Going to Hell.” In a manner of speaking of course, though her new music video does live up to its title. Now the frontwoman of the rock band The Pretty Reckless, 20-year-old T-Moms writhes around in a latex body suit in the group’s video for the single. That’s not even the least of it. A choppily-edited “Going to Hell” music video features snakes, whited-out eyes and some seriously hedonistic partying. Check it out below … just not too close to bedtime: The Pretty Reckless – Going To Hell The song is the title track to The Pretty Reckless’ second album, which is slated for a 2014 release. They had a hit in 2010 with “Make Me Wanna Die.” We’ve already seen Taylor Momsen topless and posing for Maxim in promoting the new effort, so who knows what she has in store as the release nears. The group has opened for Marilyn Manson, FYI. Just in case you thought you were seeing the musical incarnation of Jenny Humphrey here. The more you know.
Farrah Abraham is sort of like the train wreck you can’t take your eyes off of. Oh, you can definitely avert your eyes from her sex tape. Just not her. In general. Having previously dropped some epic knowledge on our domes by saying her sex tape helps connect her to fans , she now says she’s so over that stuff. Farrah Abraham Makes Custom Sex Toy For You “I am not a porn star,” says the girl who wants to single-handedly save your marriage, spice up your life and give you #pleasure (another quote). “I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that, meeting new fans that appreciated me.” “Now I feel like it’s gotten too far and I just kinda want to be done with that.” It’s gotten too far, alright. But does the Teen Mom really want to rein it in? “I think going out and doing some of these things are fun, but when it gets to a point when it’s not fun, it’s more distracting, I’m not about that anymore.” She’s not about that, people. Except for the vagina mold she has coming out, or the picture of herself with a condom lollipop on Twitter … yesterday. Farrah Abraham , everybody. She is not smart. At all. We’re not sure if she actually believes the stuff that spills out of her mouth, or has any idea how contradictory and full of crap it sounds, but no matter. At this point, we can’t turn away. Farrah 1, THG 0.
Justin Bieber and marijuana are officially bound together for life. Sort of. The singer posted a photo to Instagram this morning of himself and a well-known celebrity weed dealer named Milk Tyson. In the image, Justin is pointing to four faces inked on Tyson’s right arm… one of which is of Bieber himself: Bieber quickly deleted the picture after it went live, perhaps because he realized that his reputation does not need to take any further hits. Over the past year or so, the 19-year old has been connected to this drug on numerous occasions… Photos of Bieber smoking pot surfaced in January. Marijuana was discovered on his tour bus in April. And ANOTHER pot photo hit the Internet just this month. Justin Bieber Weed Photo Surfaces The latest Instagram shot isn’t of Bieber getting high, of course. But it’s safe to say the odds of him not being awfully close to this drug dealer are very, very low. Seriously, what non-14-year old girl gets a tattoo of Justin Bieber?!?
The swirl gone tragically bad … Adrian Peterson’s Baby Mama Is Revealed Via HollyWoodLife reports: After the son of Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson passed away from injuries he sustained during a horrific beating, HollywoodLife.com has learned the identity of his son, and the child’s mother, Ann “Ashley” Doohen. Ann “Ashley” Doohen is the mother of Adrian Peterson‘s late 2-year-old son, sources close to the family confirm to the site EveryJoe.com. Read on for more details and a first look at photos of Adrian’s son and Ann. Ann took to Facebook early in the morning on Oct. 11 to post a picture of her beloved son as a newborn. Dozens of friends liked and commented on the picture, sending their thoughts and prayers to Ann as her son remained on life support, in critical condition, at a Sioux Falls, South Dakota hospital. Tragically, the toddler, whom several Facebook users referred to as “Ty,” passed away later that day. Ann was a wonderful mother, who showered her son with love and affection, sources tell EveryJoe.com. Her reported boyfriend, Joseph Robert Patterson, 27, was arrested in connection with the boy’s death on two counts: aggravated battery of an infant and aggravated assault. He was formally charged in his first court appearance on Oct. 11. Facebook Continue reading →
Joe Budden Pictured With Another Beautiful Woman Joe Budden keeps winning. If these rumors are true then he just notched the biggest win of all time. The lady in the picture is none other than Briana Bette, she of Fit Butt Curvy fame and possibly the finest woman on Twitter. Budden. You slick sunofagun. Continue reading →
Kanye West is totally in love. With himself? Yes, considering he told the BBC in an interview this week that he’s the biggest rock star on the planet . But also with Kim Kardashian, Kanye makes clear in that same Q&A, gushing over his baby mama and saying Kim “gave me everything. She gave me a family. She gave me a support system.” Kanye West: I Am #1 Rock Star on the Planet! And not only did Kardashian give Kanye daughter North West , she didn’t take anything from him. Namely, cold hard cash. “She was in a powerful enough situation where she could love me without asking me for money, which is really hard for me to find,” West said. The rapper, who has claimed self-defense in a lawsuit filed by an assaulted paparazzi member, also says he has plans in place to change the law when it comes to these nosy photographers. “I’m going to tell my daughter, by the time she understands what it was, ‘Man, me and your mother were in a completely different situation than you’re in,’ ” he says. “People could take pictures, people could climb over your fence, and you wouldn’t even get paid for it. You see all these checks that you getting at age 6 because people are taking your picture? … I made that happen, Nori. That’s what I’m going to tell her.” And, finally, West had a unique take on his infamous Taylor Swift speech interruption during the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. “To be a visionary, all you have to do is make decisions based off of your eyes instead of your ears and your memory,” he said. “So at the moment of the MTV awards, I made that decision based off of my eyes. I was like, ‘That’s not correct. That is invalid, completely invalid.’ Everybody else don’t move. That’s off their ears. … They’re enslaved.” You’ve gotta love this guy.
