I know sometimes I can be a little mean to Charlotte McKinney , but not this time. I promise. Because this is hands down my favorite way to see the busty blonde get photographed: with her face half hidden and not wearing any clothes. It’s enough to make me think Charlotte’s actually a real supermodel and not just some Hooters waitress who got lucky. …Ah crap. I did it again, didn’t I? Sorry everyone. Just enjoy the pictures. I’ll keep working on it. Continue reading →
Somehow we went almost a full year without any new Megan Fox hotness, but now the leggy MILF’s making a major comeback, because we just got our second set of lingerie pictures in the same week. There’s even a killer video to go along with it. Anyway, I don’t know how this is happening. I just know I like it. A lot. And I have a feeling you pervs will too. So enjoy. And here’s hoping Megan can keep this up. » view all 17 photos
Somehow we went almost a full year without any new Megan Fox hotness, but now the leggy MILF’s making a major comeback, because we just got our second set of lingerie pictures in the same week. There’s even a killer video to go along with it. Anyway, I don’t know how this is happening. I just know I like it. A lot. And I have a feeling you pervs will too. So enjoy. And here’s hoping Megan can keep this up. » view all 17 photos
Bella Hadid – continues to pretend she’s a model despite her shitty face – thanks to being rich, having parents who bought a career for her, a cuter sister and famewhore who paved the way for her, and her entire celebrity seems more like a joke to me, like she’s playing make-beleif, because she is, just unfortunately the decision makers are buying into her lie and paying her out on it making this fantasy, this childhood birthday party game, where the Jenners and the Hadids all get together while their brother was out back fucking Nicola Peltz, in this “we’re all billionaires let’s plot”….hustle that worked…because the brands support it… It’s so weird to me, but not as weird as the visual I have when I think about the Weeknd splitting her in half when he’d fuck her, not that she felt anything, these rich kids are so medicated and like filling voids…with large objects…often…they get everything handed to them, it’s the only thing that matters, that feels like an accomplishment…y.iu know… I figure her in a one-piece with her perm is enough silly for us to celebrate her the way she likes being celebrated…looked at and paid…kind of like every single other girl in the world… Here’s some other pics she’s posted and I guess proud of… The post Bella Hadid’s Exciting Perm in a One Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Hadid – continues to pretend she’s a model despite her shitty face – thanks to being rich, having parents who bought a career for her, a cuter sister and famewhore who paved the way for her, and her entire celebrity seems more like a joke to me, like she’s playing make-beleif, because she is, just unfortunately the decision makers are buying into her lie and paying her out on it making this fantasy, this childhood birthday party game, where the Jenners and the Hadids all get together while their brother was out back fucking Nicola Peltz, in this “we’re all billionaires let’s plot”….hustle that worked…because the brands support it… It’s so weird to me, but not as weird as the visual I have when I think about the Weeknd splitting her in half when he’d fuck her, not that she felt anything, these rich kids are so medicated and like filling voids…with large objects…often…they get everything handed to them, it’s the only thing that matters, that feels like an accomplishment…y.iu know… I figure her in a one-piece with her perm is enough silly for us to celebrate her the way she likes being celebrated…looked at and paid…kind of like every single other girl in the world… Here’s some other pics she’s posted and I guess proud of… The post Bella Hadid’s Exciting Perm in a One Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is probably the biggest news to people who visit this site, or sites like this, because it’s definitely not news to the younger generation, as this Megan Fox creature, and I call her a creature due to all her plastic surgery, I’m not sure what point in surgery you stop being a human, not that these tyrant rich kids have ever really been human… She was a big deal, before David from 90210, a show people may remember, or the youth may be aware of due to HULU…made her dozens of babies…babies that didn’t destroy her thanks to plastic surgery, fitness and a need to maintain being a hot chick….the only angle that ever worked for her and can possibly work again…. She’s promoting some lingerie in a comeback tour – but I think this brand is drowning and totally out of touch to use her – but she’s still getting paid and this seems to be the comeback tour…in lingerie….photoshopped….works for me…. The post Megan Fox The Comeback Pictures for Underwear Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sometimes people who have the most in common have trouble getting along for the simple reason that they each see their worst qualities reflected in one another. It’s probably why Quentin Tarantino has beef with fellow fast-talking movie geek Spike Lee. It might even be have something to do with the fact that Donald Trump hates fellow rage-aholic white guy Alec Baldwin so much more than all the other comics who roast him. And it’s definitely the reason that Vanderpump Rules’ resident d-bag Jax Taylor can’t get along with fellow reality douche Nick Viall: As you probably know by now, Viall got engaged to Vanessa Grimaldi on last night’s season finale of The Bachelor. But while Vanessa may have fallen head-over-heels for Nick, it seems Jax would rather give him a heel to the head. It seems the famous-ish bros butted heads at a recent event to promote a mutual friend’s new hotel/nightclub venture. According to Taylor, he asked Viall to pose for a pic to help promote the business, and Nick rudely refused. “I go, ‘First of all, buddy, don’t toot your own horn, I have no f—ing idea who you are,’” Jax recently told Bravo’s Daily Dish blog. Hilariously, Jax proceeded to go off on Viall for, of all things, starring on a “disposable reality show”: “I know you’re on The Bachelor — okay, good for you, great,” Taylor said. “You’re on a disposable reality show that you’ll be gone in five minutes and no one will know who you are, so you want to get your five minutes of fame in now.” In case he hadn’t already made his feelings perfectly clear, Jax added: “I just think he’s a d-bag,” Yes, when this is the same Jax Taylor who, despite pulling in over half a million a year, still gets arrested for stealing sunglesses . The same Jax who regularly claims ownership of his girlfriend’s boobs because he paid for her breast implants. When that guy is calling you a d-bag, it may be time to re-assess your own douchiness. Hopefully Vanessa is going into this thing with her eyes wide open… View Slideshow: Vanessa Grimaldi: The Bachelor Favorite!!
As previously documented, there was many weird facts about Kim Kardashian out there. But did you know there are even more bizarre, shocking and generally bat $hit crazy facts out there about Kim Kardashian's 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries? It's true! You simply won't believe some of the tidbits we've uncovered below… 1. Kris Humphies Proposed… … and then he and Kim got married a mere 90 days later. Insiders say Kardashian wanted to exchange vows as soon as possible so that she would look young and thin at the time of her wedding. 2. Prior to Getting Hitched… … Kim and Kris spent a total (yes, a total!) of one full week together, in terms of physical proximity. 3. Doubts Abounded The evening before the wedding, Kris Jenner asked her daughter: “Do you want out? You’re not yourself.” 4. An Overestimate During the ceremony, Khloe was heard whispering to another guest: “I give it six fucking months.” (Editor’s note: HA!) 5. Wait… REALLY?!? Future husband Kanye Was allegedly purchased his first-ever cellphone so he could send Kim pictures of former basketball stars who had aged terribly, telling her at the time: “This is your future.” 6. An Ominous Sign During their wedding rehearsal, Kris supposedly told Kim he couldn’t wait to “scream” at her when he got the chance, to which Kim replied: “Go for it, I’ll fucking slice you.” View Slideshow
Doutzen Kroes and Daphne Groeneveld both let creepy overpaid fashion photographer who has been doing this “towel series” with models on his shoots…like a creeper who brings towels to the shoots he’s being overpaid to be at…like some kind of towel pervert…with his own personal creative / fetish intentions when clients are paying him and the models to be there, yet he instead makes it about his fucking self…it’s like hey get naked, put this own, let me take pics, make them black and white and put you in my book….getting paid…double dipping…something these girls are probably not strangers to…I mean double dipping is how they paid their rent before actually making that model money..if you know what I mean…and if you don’t ….either do I really, but assume it has to do with taking rich cock to finance their fancy fucking lives on yachts and shit… All this to say, Towel series…not too inspiring, exciting or good…they both look the damn same…but whatever… The post Doutzen Kroes vs Daphne Groeneveld in the Towel Series of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I figure a great way to start your day is with some aspirational video by professional surf ass Anastasia Ashley in her bikini hiking and running around Hawaii like a she’s on a permanent vacation – because she is on permanent vacation – she’s a professional surfer and her job involves hanging out on a beach in a bikini all day – with ripped dudes and other girls with hot asses – while all you idiots who don’t realize you can live a good life – are working your shit 9 – 5 job – making shit money – paying for a shit house and shit kids and you even went to college to make this happen…while our girl…Anastasia Ashley plays in goddamn waterfalls looking hot…what the fuck….went wrong in my life…seriously….everything…but that doesn’t matter…. The post Anastasia Ashley makes Waterfall Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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