One of my favorite things about Emily Ratajkowski is how she always seems to show up in a bikini at least once a week. Well, that and those massive chesticles of hers, but the two kind of go together, if you ask me. Anyway, here’s Emily at the beach again sharing another round of bikini pictures. And personally, I think these are her best ones yet since last time. Enjoy! Continue reading →
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I am not in the mood to write bullshit blog posts on bullshit people – like I do everyday – day in and day out – in this thankless existence….because social media exists so that I don’t have to…and as I fade into obscurity – like I am on the Titanic and I’m the captain and have no choice but to go down with the ship…only instead of an overhyped ship, I’m an irrelevant titty blog… But then I saw this pic of Kaley Cuoco, who makes 1,000,000 dollars an episode – or more….which takes a bout a week to do…and thought…she’s got it figured out…because she’s turned her irrelevance into cash money….because she’s convined people she’s not irrelevant..even though she’s pushing 40 and not hot…and as she waits around…she takes butt shots for attention…all part of her calculated plan of not mattering but being very expensive in her hot mattering.. The post Kaley Cuoco Yoga Ass in Big Bang Statement of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I probably should have posted this alongside the Kristen Stewart post titty post earlier today – because she is a famewhore lesbian or bisexual model who fucks her way to the top…trying to get as many media hits as possible to allow her to exist..and exist she does…the weird looking hipster girl who has somehow become hot…and booked by Victoria’s Secret…weird… I figure her spread legs for leaving fashion week is both relevant to how she got her career…and what she’s about to be doing for sugar momma Kristen Stewart…it’s like “all I do is let these broken famous chicks eat my pussy and win”…..tactics people…trick the masses, get paid… Stella Maxwell was also in a tight dress… And Stella Maxwell….on the runway with underboob…. To see Stella Maxwell Underboob for Fashion Week of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Stella Maxwell Spread Legged for Fashion appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Grace Hartzel is a new it girl model, rocking the hipster feminist scene as most girls who get naked are doing because if you’re a slut and you play that it’s for intellectual purposes or to propel the plight of the whore to be something more than just whoring for material goods….it makes getting naked make more sense, even though it’s all you want to do as it requires little effort and for the most part you can sleep in most days and party all night…why not…and in Grace’s case she’s getting more and more attention…she shows more and more pubic hair or armpit hair or whatever the angle to be convincing is…and she’s in these pics for Terry Richardson….proving to you all that it fucking works… She’s got nice small tits…and it makes for a good time…so look and appreciate her in photo as the rest of her, like when she talks, is probably as tedious as a presentation in a Women’s Study class…. Terry’s back, but these pics are dull as fuck…. The post Grace Hartzel by Terry Richardson – Hipster Model Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I love that women like this exist…and they all make their way to LA…and the paparazzi figure out who they are and use them for some cheap potential sales because people like sensationalized bullshit…like a woman who is basically out there walking around topless, showing the world her old attention seeking tits, and the only angle she was or the only reason for them caring besides the tits is because she was in one movie… Her name is Nadeea Volianova, she’s a Russian import who I guess was a mail order bride and stayed behind and she’s got amazing fashion sense….apparently she’s from France and an actual singer…either way, she’s got her marketing worked out and I appreciate it. She’s got a legendarily bad instagram you can see HERE The post Nadeea Volianova Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Beate Muska is the future..I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again..as I keep seeing more and more nude pics or shoots of her come up…shoots I am a fan of because she looks amazing and if you’re going to work your way into being the next Victoria’s Secret girl, you migh as well do it through nude shoots I can reference once she makes it, and jerk off to…like old times… I don’t know much about her, but I assume she’s European…with a name like BEATE..for a man who eats BEETS just to see if I pee red….in a world that’s all about beats…whether they are by Dre or Diplo…for shitty pop acts..she’s just current on all fronts… She’s only got 30,000 instagram followers, but if she keeps this up, she’s gonna get to where she needs to be because sometimes cream floats to the top in the TEET that is social media whores getting naked…in efforts to win at life…with work, money, dudes they fuck…thanks to their vaginas… The post Beate Muska Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alexis Ren and her fake instagram boyfriend were a couple of young, vapid, dumb as fuck idiots…but clever enough to find a really cheesy angle, being the instagram couple every fat chick aspired to be, getting them tons of press, making them go viral, giving her a sense that her celebrity was legit and lasting, and that people actually cared about her…..but bitch didn’t realize it’s instagram and not TV…there’s no emotional connection to a photo of an 18 year old’s ass and average face no matter how much it makes perverts like me cry that we don’t get asses like that…IF you know what I mean…it’s fleeting, it’s not real, it’s dumb….it’s cheap and it’s easy…which I guess Alexis Ren is…. So brands threw money at them, they rode high….and then they broke up..and the one-trick trick hustle faded….forcing her and her insecurities to figure out a new tactic…so she jacked up her face with injections….and more interestingly bought herself some porn tits…which is fine since she’s clearly an exhibitionist slut who gets out there due to her use of her pussy and appearance…but is hilarious that she’s so young and already going down that low level, gutter, fake titty stripper road….all while there was nothing wrong with her small tits, she didn’t need DD tits….we’re all only interested in her ass anyway tits.. I guess I like when girls are so stupid to think tits are the answer….the only way to keep the momentum up…while no one even noticed the new tits..because she really doesn’t fucking matter…. I guess all her instagram money….allows her to prove she’s a fake bitch in all she does or has done….right…here’s a glimpse at her jacked up face and new big titties… What are these cheesy fucking poses…how embarrassing… The post Alexis Ren Gets New Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne posted some cheerleading erotica…and some other skinny girl with skinny legs and a flat stomach because she’s a Vegan 18 year or 19 year old on TV, but more importantly on Instagram, making that social media money for being on TV…thanks to her mom teaching her a valuable lesson about whoring herself out….all at a young age…and it’s magical…magical enough for me to watch it slowly decline as it always does because these girls are too young to make it sustainable but instead shoot themselves in the foot / get themselves drug addictions and the whole thing…cycles…new girls come in…old girls become Lohan…and the world remains in tact because none of this bullshit actually matters.. Here’s some more of her… I do like when she flashes her tits on social media though…wonderful…I’ll keep milking that like she was the village cow and the only source of milk….see reference in video below: TO SEE HER TIT FLASH CLICK HERE TO SEE HER TIT FLASH VIDEO CLICK HERE I wonder if she’s a virgin.. The post Bella Thorne Skinny of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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