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Adriana Lima Does Ocean Drive Good

I’ve never understood these photoshoots where they get a hot model to pose in some fancy, multi-million dollar house. Am I supposed to be admiring the model or the infinity pool? But I’ve got to give them credit here,  Adriana Lima and her booty make for one hell of a view. I’m sold. When can I move in? Continue reading →

Sara Sampaio Is So Hot She Will Blow Your Pants Off

I’ve never been much of a car guy. It’s just not really my thing. But after seeing this photoshoot of Sara Sampaio getting frisky with a Ferrari, I think I’m finally starting to get the appeal… An expensive sports car makes a great prop for a smoking hot Victoria’s Secret model to roll around naked on. Huh. Maybe I am a car guy after all.

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Chloe Lloyd’s Sexy Bride Shoot

I’ve always thought  Chloe Lloyd would make a great future ex-wife someday, but after seeing this sexy bride-themed photoshoot from the busty Brit, now I’m convinced. I know people usually tape their weddings, but these pictures have got me thinking that Chloe and I could make the world’s first ceremony/sex tape at ours. Then we can do the first divorce settlement/sex tape for the sequel. It’s genius! » view all 20 photos

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Overrated Fashion Blogger Chiara Ferragni Titties of the Day

Chiara Ferragni is an overrated fashion blogger…which is basically a special kind of person who in the mid 2000s started a blog where they posted their overpriced outfits and got picked up by the fashion magazines and started to exist…so that when social media happened…they had the real platform to get seen, noticed, sell product…brands pay them millions to push product, and they end up becoming real love level celebrities….narcissitic…overpaid…celebrities in their own right…that don’t actually matter in the grand scheme of the world..but they get so much good /positive feedback and jobs they think they are important and matter… So it takes that special kind of person to show off her nipple ring in a sheer outfit for the paparzzi…thinking…”this too will put me on the map and remind people of my massive business I was cleaver enough to create”…while idiots like me can’t make a fucking dollar while at the time she came up – I had way more traffic…so in a lot of ways these tits are mocking my failures…while celebrating her wins…cuz girl is paid to be there…and fighting to stay there…through tit. ALSO at fashion week..skinny lesbian celebrity fucker Stella Maxwell’s underboobs… The post Overrated Fashion Blogger Chiara Ferragni Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marina and her Flower Tits of the Day

Fashion Art…better known as FART….or F’Art….is so silly….when you take a girl who pretends to be a model and draw a flower over her nipple to make some kind of impactful statement… This is like those white people who refer to people as THEY…not he or she…because less than 1 percent of the world are tranny and for that less than 1 percent we should abolish men / women / gender…makes sense… So much sense that when they do their shoots….they are equally dumb as fuck…like this model named Marina, who doesn’t want to put her name on it…because it’s just that stupid she does want her high school friends googling her to see what she’s been up to – or what her boyfriend tricked her into doing… The post Marina and her Flower Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson Beach Shoot of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a bikini model and this is her in a bikini campaign or catalog for some bikini brand that took her to some sexy beach somewhere with a camera crew and hair and make-up people…that did everything they could to try to make her look like less of a horse headed rich kid who can afford to be a “model” because models don’t actually make money outside of thier hooking… Oh my god…bikini photoshoots are so fucking boring….so staged….so bullshit….but still a girl half naked in a bikini…photoshopped… I am more into raw, gutter and disgusting. I want to see her taking a shit on her period after a week of binge eating…you know pussy hair grown out, gut hanging over her mound, bags under her eyes, coke crusted nose, dried cum on her tits…you know…authetic..none of this plastic garbage that sucks… I’ll post it anyway… The post Hannah Ferguson Beach Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julianne Hough’s Bikini Bachelorette Party

Normally, I only like to do posts on  Julianne Hough when she’s wearing her workout gear , but I’m always willing to make an exception for bikini pictures. So I was pretty psyched to see these latest shots from our favorite professional exerciser. That is, until I looked a little closer and saw they were for her bachelorette party. And now I’m not sure what to be more upset about — that Julianne’s going to marry/divorce someone else, or that she didn’t hire yours truly to be the official bachelorette photographer. Not only does my phone take great pictures, but I also know all of Julianne’s best angles . Come on!

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Miley Cyrus Wrestling her Sister Porn of the DAy

Miley Cyrus and her sister wrestling isn’t really erotic, but anyone who has ever fucked a girl with a sister will know that wanting to fuck the sister is a serious thing…it’s like “why did I end up with this one”…or if you’re lucky you’re like “I wonder if their pussies are the same and is it cheating if they are, not that I care about cheating, but it’s nice to know what you’ve got yourself into”….sister fetish….totally normal..but I don’t think her sister is 18 year and I don’t think this is hot because they aren’t lathered up in motor oil, or pig fat from their farm….but it is a reminder that Miley still exists and when she’s not putting on a bullshit show, or touring she’s fucking dull.. Miley was in a bikini over the weekend…but it was boring….but here it is anyway.. The post Miley Cyrus Wrestling her Sister Porn of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Does a Runway Walk of the Day

Britney Spears is a perfect level of medicated and crazy….doing weird videos from her house to share with her fans…because she loves performing, being on camera, and thanks to the internet she can put this kind of shit together with little effort, some basic editing software…provided her family even let her use her own phone, they’d hate for her to cry for help, it would get in the way of their exploiting her for money for three decades at this point.. The post Britney Spears Does a Runway Walk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Tits Again of the Day

Bella Thorne posted a little dance video featuring her skinny legs…in a little skirt…because she’s an exhibitionist probably something that stems from her parents wanting her to be famous so damn hard that they trained her to be this exhibitionist…knowing that being an exhibitionist gets more attention, more followers, more attention….more fame…and fame leads to more money…and money is all that fucking matters, at least for the American dream…which is the dream all these vapid cunts are chasing…BUY MORE THINGS…GET MORE FOLLOWERS…BUY EVEN MORE THINGS…all you gotta do is be slutty, on tv, so not too slutty….cuz people throw money at this shit…..and that’s the point… The truth is that this is just an excuse to post her TITTY GIF from the weekend… VIDEO HERE The post Bella Thorne’s Tits Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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