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Josephine Skriver Duck Face Titty of the Day

When I look at Josephine Skriver, I always expect her to self destruct or show up with some fucking glitch from the DNA modification her biologist father made when he was created her in a test tube in what I assume was a science project financed by Victoria’s Secret in exchange for her working for them for life…or until she was old and washed up…. I just don’t believe that all his calculations were accurate and that she will live a long life because of her unnatural insemination or I guess that would be her conception – her insemination is what her boyfriend does to her all fucking day because she’s a babe…. However she may actually live to be 200 years old because maybe his calculations involved deleting all the cancer genes and we’ll be blessed with these tits for centuries until the planet floods and the aliens invade… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Josephine Skriver Duck Face Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elsa Hosk Is Amazing But For How Long?

Elsa Hosk is my favortie supermodel at the moment. However, I’m worried because Victoria’s Secret’s stock (LB) tanked last week and I think it’s because of all that body posivity bull. I have a feeling that VS will get rid of their hotties and replace them with fatties and poor Elsa may be out of a job. Let’s see how the next few months pan out. Remember, you heard it here first.          

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Britney Spears Nip Slip of the Day

Britney Spears is back motherfuckers… I’ve been saying for the last little while, thank god her parents locked her down in the prison that is her career, and forced her to date a personal trainer, like some medicated dancing monkey who earns for them….because she hasn’t been allowed to go off the rails, get fat, or not earn for the family. She’s a fucking empire…a massive fucking entity that pays for everyone around her…and who cares..she hasn’t self destructed and looks amazing. All the other women her age who were performing back when she was are monsters now…. While this one…still a star…still bringing it…and is having a good old fashioned nip slip because she knows us old timers appreciate that shit…now turn on some hit me baby one more time….and get to work…this is a Britney Spears nipple and it’s the most important thing that happened this weekend. The post Britney Spears Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariana Grande Wants Us To Believe God Is A Woman

If what Ariana Grande says is true, God is a real sl%t! Here is her new video and I always watch female artist music videos with the sound off first because I need to see if they can wake up little Tuna and then I’ll listen to it with the sound on. Unfortunately, little Tuna stayed asleep, so there was no point listening to it. I already know the song sucks. It’s a shame because Ariana is such a cutie and has the potential to create pantfires. Please let me direct the next video! » view all 15 photos                    

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Victoria Justice’s Hotness Is On Fire

I’ve always said Victoria Justice needed to up her sexiness game and finally after many years of encouraging it, she is working her hotness like a champ. Here she is wiggling her little booty and posing in a bikini like professional InstaModel, but unlike InstaModels, Vicky does have some talent… I think. Anyway, her booty is definitely talented and that is all that counts. » view all 13 photos          

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Victoria Justice’s Hotness Is On Fire

Victoria Justice’s Hotness Is On Fire

I’ve always said Victoria Justice needed to up her sexiness game and finally after many years of encouraging it, she is working her hotness like a champ. Here she is wiggling her little booty and posing in a bikini like professional InstaModel, but unlike InstaModels, Vicky does have some talent… I think. Anyway, her booty is definitely talented and that is all that counts. » view all 13 photos          

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Cindy Crawford Wet Bikini in Muskoka of the Day

Cindy Crawford is sex working, or sexual assaulting Canada whilst enjoying her time at her mansion of a cottage in Northern Ontario where all the rich people have their lake houses, because for some reason Cindy Crawford and her Husband the Tequila George Clooeny fucking billionaire bought up there and now the whole family whilst not whoring to the world, through her daughter…Kaia I find it very weird that Kaia Gerber is the face of any brand, mainly OMEGA watches, who target rich old men, using a 16 year old half naked girl…sounds grey area to me…almost illegal…criminal..but it’s advertising and this old model, who was one of the hottest models…singed the field day consent form…. WEIRD. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Cindy Crawford Wet Bikini in Muskoka of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cindy Crawford Wet Bikini in Muskoka of the Day

Cindy Crawford is sex working, or sexual assaulting Canada whilst enjoying her time at her mansion of a cottage in Northern Ontario where all the rich people have their lake houses, because for some reason Cindy Crawford and her Husband the Tequila George Clooeny fucking billionaire bought up there and now the whole family whilst not whoring to the world, through her daughter…Kaia I find it very weird that Kaia Gerber is the face of any brand, mainly OMEGA watches, who target rich old men, using a 16 year old half naked girl…sounds grey area to me…almost illegal…criminal..but it’s advertising and this old model, who was one of the hottest models…singed the field day consent form…. WEIRD. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Cindy Crawford Wet Bikini in Muskoka of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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J.Lo Sports Bra of the Day

YOU CAN SEE HER MOM DIDDY AND AFLECK FUCKING PUSSY!! There’s nothing exciting about J.Lo, but J.Lo is still J.Lo and the people still fucking love her because she’s J.Lo…and super famous and at a certain level of celebrity the world doesn’t care if you keep bringing out the shit…they just care that they’re out doing it…and I guess it’s a good thing that J.Lo is such a fucking ego, she’s refused to let herself get fat and disgusting because even if she did all her loyal fans would still love that fat ass and the body that grew into it…so I can appreciate this cameltoe experience….as much as I can…despite not giving a fuck about J.Lo… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post J.Lo Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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J.Lo Sports Bra of the Day

YOU CAN SEE HER MOM DIDDY AND AFLECK FUCKING PUSSY!! There’s nothing exciting about J.Lo, but J.Lo is still J.Lo and the people still fucking love her because she’s J.Lo…and super famous and at a certain level of celebrity the world doesn’t care if you keep bringing out the shit…they just care that they’re out doing it…and I guess it’s a good thing that J.Lo is such a fucking ego, she’s refused to let herself get fat and disgusting because even if she did all her loyal fans would still love that fat ass and the body that grew into it…so I can appreciate this cameltoe experience….as much as I can…despite not giving a fuck about J.Lo… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post J.Lo Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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