Phoebe Price is my friend. I have been bugging her to send me nudes for as long as we’ve been friends and she always laughs it off…but then I see her social media and her paparazzi fame whoring attempts that work…and they are consistently getting racier and racier as she gets older and older…now I don’t think we’ll have a Maitland Ward situation filled with hardcore lesbian sex in a few months when she realizes the getting naked works…but I’d sure like to see her spreading these legs whilst naked before it’s too late….even if it’s never too late. The post Phoebe Price Spreads it in a Sheer Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Iskra Lawrence is part of the problem and not the solution.. As a fat man who can’t fit on the bus seats, plane seats, really any restaurant seat with arms, I feel like I have the right to say….fat is fucking terrible. As a fat man who has been married to a fat woman who is disabled from being fat, and who I have to actually wipe her ass down sometimes when her pancreas can’t produce enough digestive enzymes to digest the fat she eats and it ends up all over her gross thighs…. As a fat man who has no standards but knows enough to know that fat is disgusting, a liability, a health hazard, unattractive and gross. I can say that making the seats bigger for the fat people to be more comfortables, and by seats I mean bikinis, is just saying keep eating motherfuckers, die young, be medicated, we don’t care… This whole inclusivity, body positivity thing is nonsense that is created by people like the Kardashians who are the most vapid plastic surgery ridden women, to sell product to dumb fat chicks who want to believe they can have a good life….and if you’re Iskra Lawrence and in your “fat suit” to get famous…I guess you can…but to the poor suckers who are having fat normalized and are told it’s ok to be them…that’s just bad for everyone and the infrastructure and society as a whole…the health industry just can’t support it…and either can most structures. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Iskra Lawrence Fat Ass Tiny Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Dakota Fanning creeps me out… Whether she’s doing the bikini thing for social media – like girls her age – trying to assimilate and conform to girls her age – after being this weird little Robot actress when she was a little kid who I saw in interviews and knew that something wasn’t right…maybe a glitch in her code, in her matrix, something…that they’ve worked out to allow her to be just a basic instagram attention seeker…and not some 8 year old Oscar nominee… I like to see young starlets reduce themselves to bikini selfies like EVERY single girl out there. It’s refreshing to know that the addiction applies to all walks of life. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dakota Fanning in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I just did a post on GIGI HADID’s HARD NIPPLES …so it’s only fair that I give some attention to her coat tail riding mooch sister….since every conversation that ever started with Bella Hadid, started with “She’s Gigi Hadid’s ugly sister people find interesting looking because her dad paid them to”… Well, she’s in a bikini as she does, she’s sexualizing herself far more than the other ones, because I guess you have to when you’re the ugly one….and apparently Bella Hadid has sand in her pussy, or maybe it’s just herpes…these things happen when you’re banging rappers to make yourself relevant, and that shit, when it comes in contact with salt water…fucking burns… That’s how I’ve interpreted this picture and that’s all I’m willing to put into my interpretation of the picture. I mean other than saying I prefer my dyke porn with more dyking in it….if you’re going to be in bikinis together…SCISSOR…or share a double ended dildo… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid Pussy Grab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Doutzen Kroes is a fired Victoria’s Secret model – proving that despite being fired from her job – she is still more than capable of wearing a bathing suit – she doesn’t need those million dollar contracts to put on a bathing suit…she can do that shit for fucking free – so take that evil corporation for trying to put her down and reduce her to feel like she wasn’t capable of doing all she knew how to do ….she’s empowered, not a victim anymore…Doutzen….DOUTZING IT. TAKE THAT meanies at VS who aren’t inclusive of MOMS from the Netherlands no one cares about. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Doutzen Kroes Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Dude Throws Mop Water on Chick Rescue of the Day When you gotta go – you gotta go 67 Year Old Car Jacked by 13 Year Old Headphone Girl Walks in front of Tram Construction Idiot ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! — The post Nude Dude Seeking Refuge and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The golf bros must fucking love this one…. I’ve never heard of her, but I am also not in middle management, wearing Khakis and a polo, wearing a visor an having water cooler talks about my golf game, or practicing my swing in my cubicle office while on a conference call, because you know air golf swing to practice technique is what your game is missing…like air guitar practice is what you’re rockstar dreams are missing…both make you look like the asshole you are. This girl is straight up white girl, that white guys fucking love, you can tell and she’s dressing provocative…in a “that’s not Arnold Palmer” or “What happened to Greg Norman”….”I guess they let girls in the club, cuz dudes like to fuck girls or jerk off thinking about fucking the girl”.. Her name is Lexi Thompson, a porn name for a porno white girl golfer, for you to stare at… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lexi Thompson – Golfer Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you are a photographer and you get Olivia Munn to model for you, the last thing you do is try to be creative and do some weird lighting crap and focus on her face. It’s not her best feature. Sure use the lights, but get the chick half naked at least. What a wasted opportunity.
I’m not sure if these pictures that Bella Thorne posted of her big fake titty side boob is new or not, but even if they are’t I don’t mind publishing them again. I could stare at them all day. In fact, I’ve been working on this post for 2 hours now. It’s exhausting.
Source: Paras Griffin / Getty I f social media’s reaction was any indication, the annual ESSENCE Festival was an overwhelming success this past weekend. The #EssenceFest hashtag was trending for the past three days with tweets, Instagram and Facebook posts replete with status updates and photos of Black splendor live and direct from New Orleans. But amid the revelry were a handful of serious moments that spoke directly to the past, present and future of Black people in America. 1. Al Sharpton Rev. Al Sharpton ’s keynote address at ESSENCE Fest implored attendees to realize the dire consequences of both America’s immigration policies, the president choosing a new Supreme Court justice as the importance of voting. There should never be a question of NOT voting! You need to vote and get everyone around you to VOTE TOO! #EssenceFest2018 pic.twitter.com/cRhKArHenh — Reverend Al Sharpton (@TheRevAl) July 7, 2018 “People suffered to give us the right to vote,” Sharpton reminded the audience on Saturday. “And some of you are sitting there, no voting.” Immigration reform remains to be at the forefront of our fight for justice and equality. Let’s not be fooled, this administration is messing with a certain kind of people only. Wake up! Stand up! Vote for change! #essencefest2018 pic.twitter.com/ebMuUPaLf2 — Reverend Al Sharpton (@TheRevAl) July 7, 2018 2. The new Trayvon Martin documentary The parents of Trayvon Martin discussed the value of Black lives in America following a screening of an upcoming documentary about their son, “Rest in Power: The Trayvon Martin Story.” We as a community are actively resisting #EssenceFest @OsopePatrisse @SybrinaFulton pic.twitter.com/TOho5v1rTl — ESSENCE (@Essence) July 7, 2018 “There’s not a blueprint on how to deal with adversity,” Tracy Martin, Trayvon’s father, said, according to Bossip . “This film should be an educational film on how we can rectify the problem of justice in our community.” The strength that @SybrinaFulton exhibits is beyond words. #EssenceFest pic.twitter.com/N5dlSpE60L — Wendy J. Roundtree (@WendyJarel) July 7, 2018 3. Maxine Waters Political commentator Angela Rye made sure ESSENCE Fest attendees knew how important California Congresswoman Maxine Waters was, is and will continue to be for Black America, no matter how hard the president works to discredit her achievements. “WE stand with MAXINE!” @angela_rye honoring @MaxineWaters during #EssenceFest Day 2! pic.twitter.com/fuBKHHHnPu — ESSENCE Festival (@essencefest) July 8, 2018 Waters responded in kind by offering some words of wisdom for how to keep moving forward as the powers that be try to make us take steps backward. Feeling exhausted by the state of the political world? Auntie @RepMaxineWaters has some words of encouragement at #EssenceFest pic.twitter.com/vuNDH5GX6E — ESSENCE (@Essence) July 7, 2018 4. Prison reform discussion Rappers Meek Mill and Remy Ma had an intimate talk with NBC News’ Lester Holt about prison reform, one of the most important existential issues facing Black people. Having become all but the face of the prison reform movement as of late, Meek Mill offered his thoughts on how to effect change. “People say we need to fix the system but, I think it needs to be broken and rearranged,” he said . Listening to Meek and Remy discuss prison reform. #ESSENCEFEST pic.twitter.com/jPcs8hYiB2 — Jonesy (@JonesySaid) July 7, 2018 5. The music, of course. At the end of the day, ESSENCE Fest is known to many folks for its star power from top musicians performing there over the decades, and this year was no different. @essencefest @janetjackson #essencefest #janetjackson pic.twitter.com/XOCaRkMAB7 — Megan Thrasher (@jamaicanmae) July 9, 2018 Janet Jackson closed out the weekend with her performance Sunday night, but the days leading up to it included live sets from other heavy-hitting A-listers like Mary J Blige, Snoop Dogg, Queen Latifah, Erykah Badu, Jill Scott, Anthony Hamilton, Kirk Franklin, Miguel, Salt-N-Pepa and others. We have been blessed with the Mary Bop! This is FAVOR! #EssenceFest pic.twitter.com/m569yJ3EZb — ESSENCE (@Essence) July 8, 2018 Pictures from the weekend’s musical performances can be found here and here , courtesy of Global Grind. SEE ALSO: Man Who Called Cops On Black Man At Swimming Pool Is Fired $1.1 Million In Grants To Preserve Historic Black Sites Across The Country [ione_media_gallery src=”https://newsone.com” id=”3815027″ overlay=”true”]
