Nicole Kidman is still a ROBOT….that Stepford Wives movie she was in was a documentary based on her experience in Tom Cruise’s Scientology world..where there is enough money to give all the homosexual actors robot wives….unless it’s just her plastic surgery…because she is old…but whatever it is…it’s some freaky shit….. The post Creepy Nicole Kidman in Town & COuntry of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner…would be interesting or fascinating as a sociological study…if she wasn’t just a vapid, superficial, shallow, pile of plastic surgery that may not be invasive, and that may just be smoke and mirrors, but whatever it is…makes her look like a young Kim Kardashian…even though she’s not Armenian, she’s 100 percent white, she’s just jacked herself up under the management of her evil family to keep the money rolling in. It’s fucking twisted. I don’t know why this stripper or porn look is hot, I think it’s hilarious that these girls do this to their faces, or get the fat sucked out of their stomach to give them a waist and jacked into their already fat asses…looking like strippers or pornstars that no man I’ve ever known has really liked or thought was hot…other than for being broken….and damaged and probably shitty in bed because of how sexualized they make themselves….. But for a rich white girl, to make herself look like a light skinned black girl in the sex industry…makes no sense to me….and this happening all over the place…I see it when I leave my house and that is fucking crazy…because it isn’t hot…dude like young innocent girls who look like girls…it’s just silly that this exists… More importantly, for brands to partner with her – because of her sister or her following, that is really engaged in all she does…is also fucking nuts to me….but it exists..and it…like it’s father…is an it…as these tits in a bra in public aren’t enough for me to acknowledge her having any more sex appeal…that a pile of dog shit, or lard in the dumpster outside the diner. She’s terrifying. A Monster. Halloween everyday…. I assume this will end in suicide eventually…let’s just hope it’s a murder suicide…take them all down…because you’ve been abused girl…you just don’t realize it… The post Kylie Jenner Trashy Mutant in Stripper Clothes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift dressed like Deadpool at a little Halloween party she had for her pussy party – that features a couple of Victoria’s Secret models named Martha Hunt and Lily Donaldson….and one fake model, who has tricked the world into thinking she’s an actual model, named Gigi Hadid…. I guess dressing like an innocent girl with a big open heart that always gets broken wouldn’t make sense, since that’s her everyday costume….and I guess dressing like a slut who fucks anything that she can….as often as she can…before throwing them out and moving onto the next one…in what we can assume is an evil empire, fully strategic and manipulative, that’s why it makes 100s of millions of dollars a year…but that’s her actual self….so DEADPOOL it is….it was a big movie…nerds like it…seems like a pretty lame costume…but this is Taylor Swift…everything about her is fucking lame…even models in a bathtub drinking wine…is fucking lame when Taylor Swift is involved… The post Taylor Swift in Deadpool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
THIS IS HILARIOUS…. I didn’t watch Neon Demon, a story of some model who moved to LA at 16 to get swept up by the evil industry, although you’d think it’d be something I’m into based on the fact that I post these bullshit stories everyday….but I do remember when it came out in the early summer… What I missed was this brilliant picture of her at a premiere – standing in front of some weirdly placed pervert mirror, the kind of design we can assume the dudes who lurk in malls looking for girls in skirts to walk up stairs…to to use their selfie stick rig would have built… I mean what are the chances of this actually happening…this is almost as good as when girls send me mirror selfies of them masturbating for the mirror..only it’s unexpected, surprise paprazzi gold…the shit that dreams are made of, something more red carpet events need and I’m just bummed she’s wearing panties…it would have been such a better hustle with no panties….why did she wear panties…what a fail…offset by such a win…. The post Elle Fanning’s Brilliant Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face…has been something I’ve been documenting since I saw her in a teen award show get labeled as “the hottest girl of the year”…and I thought that shit was so fucking corrupt and clearly a fucking lie – because she’s got this mangled, even after plastic surgery face….but she always had a pretty good body…because she was relatively fit, a good tactic when you’ve got a mangled face…not that it’s that bad…I mean I am rough on her…she’s better than any girl I’ve fucked…but the girls I fuck are broken down hookers and not hollywood stars who were on popular shows in their retirement… But I guess when she deals with that face with a mask or make-up, wearing a see through top while her friends titty grab her…all that ugly watch….mangled face things…just don’t matter….keep up the good work Ashley Tisdale all wild and crazy on Halloween… The post Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch the Nipple Edition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rumer Willis shared an extremely controversial video featuring her – but moreso, her lips – and it’s got everybody talking. It’d appear that Rumer went off the deep end getting lip injections, and these things are large and terrifyingly in charge. Check it out. Rumer Willis’ Latest Plastic Surgery? Rumer is a beautiful girl, end of. She might not be “conventionally” attractive, and all may not find beauty in her face, but there really is. Rumer’s a beautiful blend of both her mother, Demi Moore, and her father, Bruce Willis, and the way that she’s naturally evolved over the years has been just lovely. However? These lips … even Kylie Jenner would be ashamed of them. Previously, Rumer looked like this … which was very obviously much better. Even from the profile, you can tell that she’s got a little bit of lip, but nothing like the dead slugs that are decomposing on her face over the last day. Previously, Rumer complained about her jawline . After claiming to have been Photoshopped in a shoot, Rumer said, “Any friends of fans of mine who posted this I would appreciate if you took it down.” “The photographer Photoshopped my face to make my jaw smaller and I find it really offensive for anyone to try and change the way you look so drastically,” she continued. “I love the way I look and I won’t support anyone who would feel a need to change the way I look to make me beautiful.” “Whether or not they realize it,” Rumer concluded, “it is a form of bullying , which I won’t stand for.” Except she’s not taking her face’s feelings into consideration, because plastic surgerying your face beyond what’s recognizable is a definite slap to the face. Pun totally intended. The magazine’s response was even sharper than the cut of Rumer’s jib. Another pun totally intended. “The retouching that was done to the photograph was only done to resolve some distortion with using a wide angle lens for a group shot, and not to alter or modify anyone’s face,” the statement from The Cut (lol) read. Frankly, Rumer needs to chill out and stop being so hypocritical. She’s a beautiful girl, and she cries “bullying” far too much. She should just learn to appreciate her gorgeous, unique look and celebrate it, rather than cry “Photoshop!” but change it on her own terms. Live and let that face alone, girl. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Have Admitted to Plastic Surgery
Kim Zolciak has an awful lot in common with that other reality star Kim: They both like to show off their backsides; they’ve figured out how to maintain steady incomes despite never doing any real work; and they both tend to be a little less than honest about what sort of cosmetic procedures they’ve undergone: Just last week, Zolciak claimed she’s never had any plastic surgery . Today, she posted this video: Kim Zolciak Butt Injections Photo As you can see, that’s Kim getting ass injections to combat cellulite. She captioned the photo: “Had to make a stop by @simonourianmd1 office last week while in LA! I can’t believe how much better my little dimples look,” she captioned the video. “I’m sooooo excited. No negative Nancy’s please I love to share my ‘secrets’ with you guys. I do it because it works and It makes me feel better about me.” In fairness, it’s not technically plastic surgery. And Kim only claimed that she hadn’t had any work done on her face. Naturally, fans responded by circulating before-and-after photos all over social media, and being all,”Oh, reeeeeeally?” In all likelihood, she’s probably well aware that the average person doesn’t make much of a distinction between plastic surgery and implants/injections/whatever the hell else Kim has had done. So she can claim she’s never had any plastic surgery and we guess she’s technically sort of, kind of telling the truth. But the fact remains cosmetic procedures are still a very big part of Kim’s life. Fortunately for us, she enjoys showing off the results on social media. There’s no denying she looks good. And, hey, even better is the fact that we know this pic is consensual. Unlike when Kim posted a nude photo of Kroy Biermann without his knowledge. Yes, as long as Kim keeps her TMI weirdness to herself it’s all good. View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies She can do whatever she wants to her own body, and really, lying about it is just a waste of time, because no one really cares. It’s when Kim talks about plastic surgery for her 2-year-old daughter that people get concerned. Yes, sadly, that’s a thing that actually happened.
Farrah Abraham’s and her never-ending plastic surgery endeavors are getting out of control. And if you don’t think so, then you need to look at her latest lips – which are definitely plumper in comparison to what they used to be. We’re not sure what’s worse – the extemely severe-looking eyebrows, the terribly fake-looking false eyelashes, or the unseeing, vacuous eyes. Oh, what’s that? She can’t help that last part? Our bad. It definitely looks like Farrah went overboard with lip injections in this shocking, in-your-face photo, and there’s no coming back from this. She previously looked worse, but this new look isn’t much better. In prior years, she channeled Futurama’s Leela, and after that experience, you’d think she would have learned her lesson. The Teen Mom star’s face has changed so much over the years, it’s hard to realize that we’re even looking at the same person anymore. Since she hit the scene, exploiting her teenage gestation, she’s had her boobs done multiple times, a butt lift, and multiple procedures done on her lips. Rumors about her butt have flown around for years, and you, yourself, probably know what that thing looks like as if it were your own. Farrah’s face wasn’t a bad face to begin with. Yeah, it was a childish face, but that was because she was a teen when we first met her. Makes sense. Howver, can you wrap your head around how Farrah might look today had she not done half of what she did with her face and body over the years? We might actually be looking at a pretty woman, instead of a plastic-filled sack of vicious drama and poor parenting. Whatever Farrah’s doing – or not doing … or considering doing – she needs to stop. Things are getting far out of hand, and there will, undoubtedly, be a time where there’s just no return. And like Snooki and her constant evolution, we’re just about there, y’all. Just about damn there. Get a grip, Farrah. And while you’re at it, take some parenting classes, too, girl. Heaven knows we don’t need another generation of Teen Moms on our hands all over again. View Slideshow: 29 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics of All Time
This crazy boob job of Snooki’s really has us on spin cycle. We’re not sure that the plastic surgeon knew what he was doing, since he apparently gave her collarbone implants instead of breast implants. What even is this? As you can see, if you can get past her face, her breasts are pushed right up underneath her clavicle. That’s generally not where boobs go, even if they’re super perky and you’re wearing a bomb bra. But Snooki, as you know, has no chill … so when the trashy Jersey Shore alum was asked about her preferences, she probably said, “The bigger, the better; the higher, the higher!” She captioned the flaunty photo, “Just filmed my follow-up appointment for my new boobies!” Snooki Boob Job Reveal! “Here’s my doctor who is amazing!” she gushed. The best part, perhaps, was the end, where she congratulated his skill. “Make sure you follow him,” she said. “He does amazing natural work.” ROFLCOPTER. When she initially unveiled the new tits, she said, “I’m one week out of surgery, so they are very crazy.” “My nipples are falling off.” Thanks for the visual. Her boobs aren’t the only jacked thing around here lately, though. She flaunted some seriously lop-sided lips earlier in the week, and slammed those on social media who didn’t like her new look. Snooki snapped back that she’d gotten “slapped in the face” by an “octopus” while on vacation. Crafty, that trolly little one, isn’t she? She continued her parade of self-deprecation – which is gads better than self-defecation – and said, “Frozen lips are in, girl!” Except no, Snooks, they aren’t. And neither are huge, ill-placed fake boobs that look like they’re going to choke the living s–t out of you rather than subtly sit on your sternum, all perky-like. But that doesn’t stop Snooks from engaging in all sorts of deviant surgical behavior. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Have Admitted to Plastic Surgery This past August, she filmed herself getting Botox, and naturally, shared the video with all of her followers (who are these people, anyway? Who moved the rock?). “Today I’m getting needles in my face,” she said. “Getting my first Botox in my forehead!” Snooki excitedly claimed. Do they do Botox of the brain? ‘Cause if they don’t, it might be something to, you know, consider one day.
Khloe Kardashian is taking her reinvention pretty seriously – but she’s looking a whole lot more like Miley Cyrus these days than she is herself. And the following photo has sparked massive amounts of plastic surgery rumors, and honestly, there’s nobody to blame but Khloe here. Kardashian shared the odd-looking snap on her Twitter page, featuring a “Shop My Closet!” link, and we were terrified. But few people probably engaged in the sale, as they weren’t even sure it was Khloe’s kloset they were shopping. Authenticity and all, you know. As you can see, Khloe’s cheeks look like they’ve been jacked to all holy hell with fillers, and even her eyes look different. Khloe’s face has undergone a dramatic shift from her early days on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Formerly, at a heavier weight, her face had an entirely different contour to it, but as it is when folks lose weight, their face changes. The new look, however, is either heavily Photoshopped by a ham-fisted artist, or proof that Khloe’s starting to resemble the cute little piglet that Donald Trump said she is . Yeah, we’re having a bit of it ourselves. About plastic surgery, Khloe formerly said , “My whole body transformation kind of just happened.” “I didn’t even set out to change my body at first,” she revealed. “I really needed an emotional release and the physical results of working out came out as a side effect of relieving the stress.” Oh okay . A year ago, Khloe hit directly out at those saying she’d done anything to her face. In a blog post titled My Face is Filler-Free, B-tches , Khloe said, “I posted a pic on Instagram and everyone kept commenting that I had facial plastic surgery.” “I know I looked bomb,” she said. “Let me set the record straight once and for all: I haven’t had any fillers done or any plastic surgery.” “…Yet,” she qualified. It would appear that “yet” has come to fruition, though, as Khloe looks entirely different from her former face. Weight loss notwithstanding, your cheeks don’t puff up like you’ve got Kanye cottonballs stuffed in your cheeks like a chipmunk suffering an intense bout of pica. Damn , Gina.