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Amber Rose: Biggest Boobs We’ve Ever SEEN!

Amber Rose, bustier than ever, shared a pic on Instagram that’s got everybody talking.  Check out the pic and you’ll see what we mean – each boob is at least 30% larger than her actual head.  If that doesn’t say something about the state of Amber Rose’s boobs , then your tongue fell out somewhere along the way.  Damn, right? Amber’s always been pretty buxom, but she either lost weight everywhere – including in her head, and except for her chest … Or we’ve never actually seen the finer nuances of Amber’s gigantor, city-crushing breasts before.  Rose previously reported that her breasts were a 36H.   She once considered getting implants, but was undecided, and never revealed her decision – publicly.  “I don’t know if I want to get an implant because my boobs are kind of really nice,” she told Dr. Terry Dubrow of Botched .  Her boobs previously appeared to be smaller, so we don’t know if she’s pulling what the Kardashians allegedly pull – sucking the fat out of one area of their bodies in order to put it into another area – but one thing is certain: we are afraid of those things.  There is, in this case, a point where the boobs get too big or the body gets too small, and Amber Rose is teetering right on the brink of that edge.  If we’re lucky, the weight of those things will pull her down to one side or the other, and we’ll really find out what she’s made of – both literally and figuratively.   The only other time she was this busty was when Amber was pregnant with her son, Sebastian.  Those things were large and in charge, then, too, but we have a sneaking suspicion that Rose isn’t pregnant this time around.  …Unless you count being pregnant with silicone a thing.   Did Amber Rose go under the knife and get her boobs done? Did she just lose weight? Or is it just a really flattering (or unflattering, depending on your perspective) pose?   Only one thing is certain – any man who wants to mess with that better be wearing some kind of serious headgear to prevent spinal injury.  Hell’s bells.  View Slideshow: 33 Celebrities with Really, Really Big Boobs

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Kim Kardashian: Website Apologizes For Claiming Reality Star Faked Robbery

Earlier this month, Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint  by men dressed as police officers who forcibly entered her Paris hotel room. Understandably traumatized by the experience, Kim kept off social media for a week (a lifetime in Kardashian years), and her family pleaded for privacy and compassion. Of course, asking Twitter and the tabloids for an ounce of empathy is like asking for gold panned from a river on Mars or a photo of Donald Trump not looking like he’s struggling with indigestion. Reports that Kim faked the whole thing  were everywhere within days of the robbery. This sort of rumor is not uncommon in cases like Kim’s (high-risk heist straight from a screenplay, mega-famous victim) and it was especially easy to imagine that there was some foul play on the part of the Kard clan given that faking drama is their bread and butter. So for the most part, Kim and her family seemed to just shrug off the increasingly ridiculous reports. (One plum gossip item claimed the theft was orchestrated by Kanye so he could cash in on the insurance money from Kim’s jewelry in order to cover his debts. Yeezy is many things. Broke ain’t one of them,) But there was one site that took things a bit too far by claiming to have hard evidence that the theft was a sort of false flag attack orchestrated by the Kardashians in order to drum up publicity and score some quick cash. If you’re familiar with the website Media TakeOut, you might know that it doesn’t have the greatest reputation when it comes to journalistic integrity or, ya know – the truth. The site published multiple articles claiming it had proof that Kim’s robbery was fraudulent. (Said proof was never furnished, of course.) Kim sued MTO, and not coincidentally, earlier today, the editors published a new piece about the theft with one of their signature CRAZY-ASS ALL-CAPS ALARMIST HEADLINES: “MTO EXCLUSIVE REPORT: We Have An UPDATE On The Kim Kardashian ROBBERY — And You Are Gonna Want To READ THIS!!!” The headline was just an elaborate attempt to score some hits off of what is really just a long apology addressed to Kim and her family. It reads, in part: “ Ten days ago a group of masked, armed men broke into Kim Kardashian’s Paris hotel room, bound and gagged her and stole millions worth of jewelry, including a $4.5 million diamond ring given to her by husband Kanye West. “We were one of those news agencies who questioned what may have truly taken place. “But now after speaking to sources, including some connected to the Kardashians, and getting further details on the sequence of events — we are now confident and without a doubt believe that Kim Kardashian was robbed as was reported to the Paris police. Anyone who is still questioning it, is wrong. ” It’s a victory for the Kardashians, and as a bonus, it might be the only factually accurate piece that’s ever appeared on MTO! Look, we get it, Kim makes an easy target and it can be hard to be sympathetic to someone who’s made a career out of flashing her wealth when said career choice comes back and bites her ample backside. But it’s ridiculous to think that she would risk everything she’s worked for a publicity stunt. The most famous people in the world generally don’t have to break the law to score a little media attention, so let’s just drop the whole “Kim faked getting robbed” narrative. Besides, the story is plenty dramatic enough on its own, especially following new reports that the robbery was an inside job . View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Gets Robbed, Internet Goes Crazy We’re sure at this very moment someone at Media TakeOut is working on a post entitled, “KRIS JENNER SNATCHED UP KIM’S JEWELS AND PISTOL-WHIPPED HER ASS!” Just kidding, MTO!

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Kylie Jenner: You’re Fat and Here’s the Dirt on Sex With Scott Disick!

Kylie Jenner is apparently pissed that all of the attention is on sister Kim Kardashian after her ” traumatic robbery ” (is that still what we’re calling it?). Girlfriend went and vented some pretty serious frustrations on her app earlier this afternoon.  The younger Jenner railed against weight gain, revealed all about her plastic surgery endeavors, and all around made an ass of herself in talking about sleeping with Scott Disick.  About her weight, Kylie said, “[I haven’t had] ass implants .”  “You know, I used to be 120 [pounds]. I was really skinny.” Kylie, in case you didn’t know, is 5’6″, and the average weight for a person of her height is somewhere between 118 and 154 pounds. Just because, you know, facts.  “Now,” she revealed, “I’m pushing, like, 136.” Oh the horror.  It’s totally cool, though, because Kylie said she likes “the chunkiness.”  “I don’t really think I have the fattest ass,” she said, “but I know my angles.”  So does everyone else, Kylie.  Everybody  else.  She also filmed a video where she revealed the truth behind sleeping with sister Kourtney’s boyfriend, Scott Disick.  You know you’re gonna watch this crap, right? Don’t let us hold you up, go ahead – indulge your saucy, seedy side.  Y’all know Kylie does on the regular.  Kylie Jenner: True or False? She also discussed her boobs, and how she considered getting implants.   “They’re not big,” she lied. “I’ve thought about [getting breast implants], but I’m like, ‘Why ruin it?’ ” “I have really good boobs naturally,” she continued, “and they’re a cute little size.”   Don’t worry, though, because you remember how she denied, denied, denied the lip filler rumors ? She’s about to do the same with boob job rumors.  “I’m not against it, but right now, it’s a ‘no’ from me.”  Oh, okay.  She also came clean about having structural surgery done to her face; namely her jaw and her nose.  “People started saying that [I got my jaw reconstructed and cheeks sculpted] when I was 16,” she admonished.  “You think Kris Jenner, at 16 years old, would let me get cheek and jaw reconstructive surgery?” she asked.  In a word, yes.  She tripped up, however, and said that she always “used” to love her jaw, and that she was never self-conscious about it.  What’s with the past-tense, girlie?  Last, she touched upon her nose.  “I didn’t get a nose job,” she claimed. “I’ve always had a cute nose.”  “I’ve always really liked my nose.”  Yeah, us too. Or whatever.  View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner and Her Lips: A Timeline of Untruths

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19 Celebrity Nose Jobs You Must See to Believe

Noses are such little things, really, but tiny nips and tucks can make huge differences! For some, a nose job can be a door opener. For others, a nose job can be a total mess – even a career ender. Sometimes, it's obvious which is which. Other times, it's a thin line, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as they say, right? In any case, here are 19 celebrity nose jobs you won't believe! 1. Michael Jackson Michael Jackson’s nose job is the most dramatic on the list. He might have blamed his skin lightening on a genetic condition, but there’s no denying his nose came from a knife. 2. Ashlee Simpson Ashlee Simpson’s nose job was quite dramatic! It changed the entire look of her face! Wonder how her nose job affected her voice? 3. Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston had a nose job to shed her father’s schnoz. It happened early enough in her career that her new nose is the only nose we know. 4. Blake Lively Blake Lively has never confirmed or denied that she went over the knife, but let’s just say Gossip Girl would’ve had a field day on her blog with before-and-after photos like this. 5. Tom Cruise Tom Cruise had a nose job early on in his career. Oddly enough he waited until he was in his 40s for braces. Rumor has it Katie Holmes also had a nose job so maybe that’s what Suri will get for her Sweet Sixteen. 6. Heidi Montag Heidi Montag is another reality star who can’t hide her love of plastic surgery. Montag once underwent 10 procedures in one day, ruining everything people liked about her. View Slideshow

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Amber Portwood: In Recovery from Plastic Sugery!

Remember how, just a couple of weeks ago, Amber Portwood revealed that she was considering getting some plastic surgery ? She tweeted “After losing weight I think it’s time to get my body back to where it should be. Mommy makeover is on my mind. We’ll see.” She makes “mommy makeover” sound like a patented plastic surgery procedure, and it turns out it actually kind of is. If you’re not familiar, one of those mommy makeovers usually entails a surgeon doing something with the breasts, a lift or an augmentation, and a tummy tuck, and sometimes liposuction is done as well. It’s meant to correct all those fun changes that happen to a woman’s body during and after pregnancy — changes that some women aren’t comfortable with. And, as it turns out, Amber isn’t comfortable. Or at least she wasn’t … She might be feeling differently about her body soon enough though, because just earlier today she tweeted that she’s in recovery after getting the plastic surgery. “Had my mommy makeover and I’m now in recovery,” she said. “If you want your post mommy body back or you’ve lost a lot of weight then I would recommend it. And thanks for all the love and support. I truly appreciate it. Sending all my love.” So … wow. It all seems kind of sudden, but when you consider things, perhaps it’s not. After all, many women who undergo these mommy makeovers work at losing the baby weight first, which obviously is not always an easy task. It’s clear that Amber’s worked hard at her weight loss , and it’s undeniable that she looks amazing these days . And hey, if the big changes her body has gone through leaves her with some features that she doesn’t feel comfortable with, then more power to her for doing something to change that. This mommy makeover sounds like a far cry from Farrah Abraham’s ass shenanigans , you have to admit. As Amber tweeted today, “Everyone should feel good about their bodies. Losing a lot of weight isn’t easy. And your body sometimes changes. Thanks for the support.” And if you read about Amber receiving “support” and immediately thought about her awful douchebag jackass boyfriend, Matt Baier, and what kind of support he might be giving her, you’re not alone. If Matt can abandon his own children , it’s not out of the realm of possibility for him to leave his fiancee after extensive surgery. But according to Amber, he’s actually stepping up. “Wishing you a speedy recovery!” one fan said to her. “I bet Matt will take good care of you!” And — again, according to Amber, to take it with a grain of salt, as much as she likes to defend him — “he’s doing a great job!” So hey, let’s go ahead and send all the best wishes to Amber and her recovery, OK? She really, really deserves it.

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Kendall Jenner – Braless of the Day

Kendall Jenner was in Vogue Spain doing some weird ballet shit…with a weird edited audio track of her shitting out various bullshit quotes…like talking about how she loved being a kid, running around an exploring, before her father became her mother and she had to grow up pretty fast…catching him in her superhero panties posing in the mirror would rob the innocence of anyone…I mean that or seeing your brown sister in porn…your mom staged…possibly filmed… But the fact that she thinks she had to grow up real quick, is an interesting concept because anyone who actually had to grow up thanks to hard time, or taking care of themselves would laugh at her delusions…because the Jenners are children and will be children into their 80s…if they don’t kill themselves in some 50 year old rebellion after some botched plastic surgery they can’t make look good like their pig sisters… It’s hilarious….because she thinks traveling solo, having a mom narcissist who only cares about selling them off is not actually growing up, the money is there, the accountants and lawyers are there, the coddled bullshit..red carpet…celebrated life…being babysat and controlled is not growing up…but let these whores think they have substance, artistic integrity, value…but they are just fucking bullshit… Bullshit that doesn’t wear bras…which is the trend…and I don’t mind…but I have been next to her and there’s nothing exciting about her. This is all marketing…and it’s not even good marketing…but nipples are nipples…let them shine… Vogue Spain / Vogue Germany / Vogue whatever the fuck her family owns…. How about her fake lips in some snap bullshit… A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Sep 16, 2016 at 3:32pm PDT The post Kendall Jenner – Braless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Still Naked of the Day

Why does everyone look like Kim Kardashian? Why does everyone think this is attractive now? The fat pig with tons of plastic surgery…who wasn’t hot to being with… It’s insane that this creature, that is barely human creature…is a trendsetter… But I guess it’s just representative.. There’s nothing new and exciting…who else is there to idolize, there’s no one in the media or in movies that inspires or stimulates…which clearly opened up a window of opportunity for garbage like this to move in and steal eyeballs and ad dollars…because there are just no huge stars anymore, not in acting…leaving us with this.. People have always been into the mainstream, into what other people are into, trying to fit in or whatever, that’s really what it comes down to…people have always wanted to emulate what is popular…..and this is what’s popular…because it’s just there, easy to access and easy to digest.. I guess the good thing about her – is the shamelessness and the willingness to get naked inspires a whole lot of other girls to get naked…because if she was a classy, dressed, fat chick with no plastic surgery…there’d be no leader, no mom, who gets paid for all these sluts to look up to…or aspire to… I can’t believe I said there’s a good thing about Kim Kardashian….because everything about her is so fucking evil…bootleg…garbage…no matter how celebrated it is… The post Kim Kardashian Still Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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27 Times The Kardashian’s Looked Questionable

  Fake Fattys: 27 Times The Kardashian Clan Revealed Their Botched Up Body Parts It’s no secret that the Kardashian crew has had their share of needles and knives but sometimes their expensive  lady lumps leave less to be desired. Flip the script to see what we mean. Are these body parts botched or beautiful? Don’t forget to drop your thoughts in the comments. Continue reading

Kim Kardashian Nipples of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a gutter pig, but she’s rich and fuck and more interestingly shameless as fuck. It’s like they make 100s of millions of dollars a year, and this haggard plastic surgery ridden pig…who is some shade of shit color…still walks around with her tits out like some gutter street hooker…more importantly…she’s married to a very rich and famous rapper…and she still plays this gutter street hooker…not to mention she was raised as an LA rich gig…yet she still plays the street hooker…because she knows her audience is black men and the women who want to fuck them…which is everyone… The funny thing about these demon, is that if the price is right, she’ll do it. She’ll promote skinny teas or protein powders like the den mother instagram hooker…without even thinking twice…she’s got a compelled and engaged audience who are locked the fuck in…and her social media team needs to be financed and paid for so bring in the shameless ads. We live in a world where people like ads….it makes zero sense to me…but what makes less than zero sense to me is that she’s so influential…kids are getting her plastic surgery procedures and are looking like this…it’s fucked….but tits are tits…and we can’t hate anyone showing tits..even if we all collectively she should be taken out back and shot like the old cow she is…. The post Kim Kardashian Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren and Sara Sampaio and a Bunch of Other Idiots at Burning Man of the Day

Burning Man happened, so if you are on social media, which I am not really, but I am unfortunately aware of what’s going on – because I’ve created this stupid existence with this stupid site that I am addicted to updating for no real reason other than I got nothing else going on and can’t quit it… Now, for those of you who don’t know about Burning Man, it’s a fucking nightmare to me, where all these losers dress up like Tank Girl in the middle of the desert, to listen to very important and underground artists like SKRILLEX, with very down to earth – removing themselves from all the luxuries of the world like wifi and showers – except in the wifi and shower zone… It’s like Halloween in September…giving rich people a reason to dress up…and feel like they are part of something because they are vapid and empty…and like thinking they aren’t… I clicked the burning man hashtag and along with Alexis Ren – Instagram model and Sara Sampaio – Victoria’s Secret model…there was a bunch of other silliness that doesn’t seem appealing to be stuck in the desert with….even if they show their tits while on psychedelics…. The whole gathering seems idiotic…but I’m here looking at the pics…not staring at the tits…so who’s the real idiot in all this…yep…me… They call themselves Burners but none ever burn to death…bummer… A video posted by Timothy Copeman (@timmeat) on Sep 6, 2016 at 8:09am PDT A video posted by @tomarindo on Sep 6, 2016 at 2:16am PDT The post Alexis Ren and Sara Sampaio and a Bunch of Other Idiots at Burning Man of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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