Tag Archives: plastic-surgery

What’s In Hilary Duff’s Pockets of the Day

Here’s a new drinking game, only because everything is a drinking game to me, except actual drinking games, because I hate participating with people, playing along with people, even if I have won every single game I have ever played, without trying, because people are either idiots…or I am a superior intelligence, who has chosen to drink away my life, because there’s no point in becoming a billionaire….even though billionaires, like Hilary Duff’s ex husband, who along with being a billionaire…is also a well paid pro hockey player…because I guess when you’re a billionaire your family can hire the right coaches for you…get to fuck Hilary Duff.. I am not hugely into her big thighs, but I am very into how much she can shove into her back pockets, she’s like a military or first responder…only with iphones and wallets and whatever else is in there…and you know how I feel about first responders and their utility belts…coupled with rich as fuck girls…who just like having their hands free….but I prefer bare asses. The post What’s In Hilary Duff’s Pockets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

More here:
What’s In Hilary Duff’s Pockets of the Day

Kendall Jenner Lesbian-ing on Kylie Jenner of the Day

There’s a story that Kendall is dating some One Direction dude who fucked Taylor Swift named Harry Styles, because they were on a yacht together with Gigi Hadid and the other One Direction kid…. But then there’s another story that Kendall is a dyke and dating Cara Delevigne. All stories produced by Kris Jenner…to keep people talking.. When the real story is if they were able to take this twerk video and carry it into a lesbian incest storyline and sex tape…Kendall always sexually assaults her…but they just fuck the same dudes…but can’t touch since that’s illegal…at least they’d be where they belong as broken, low level bottom feeders. Kylie and Kendall are totally uninteresting characters, we can assume they are really fucking damaged, which gives us hope of a horrible crash and burn, as these things tend to happen, it’s just remarkable to me, that they’ve existed this long. I mean I guess America is really fucking mindless and dumb and buy into tabloid idiots, because it’s more interesting than taking correspondence classes to get their high school equivalency… I mean if you think about it, their mom is this narcissist whore mongering woman, who uses her own kids as her talent pool of whores to monger…her sister’s a porn chick, her other sister is OJs kid, their dad is a woman….and through their whole life their were fucking puppets, watched in the fishbowl, used to sell product and a bullshit tabloid story, and one has become an overrated model…she’s just not a model…and the other is a lingerie clad booty model, despite being white, thanks to plastic surgery and her whore sister lead… I am not telling you anything you don’t already know, it’s just unbelievable that in a world with so much content, these people book work. That brands support them despite being garbage, up on some Honey Boo Boo shit, but instead…everyone is working for them. I do not get it. I also don’t get these softcore porn videos…Rolling Around in Lingerie…for no reason set to music. They are SO fucking cheesy…but I guess you can see their ass…straight for Kylie’s teen porn app… Either way, they are doughy, vile, garbage…that must die. The post Kendall Jenner Lesbian-ing on Kylie Jenner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Continue reading here:
Kendall Jenner Lesbian-ing on Kylie Jenner of the Day

Jimmy Kimmel Convinces Woman That Hitler is Alive (and Texting!)

While it remains very hard to believe that Donald Trump has said some of the things that Donald Trump has said , this much also remains hard to believe: Some people out there still love Donald Trump. In the following edition of Lie Witness News – a tradition on Jimmy Kimmel Live in which a correspondent for the show sees just how gullible certain pedestrians can be – Los Angeles residents and tourists are asked about Donald Trump. Can they believe he walked around in a diaper in order to mock Democrats? No, they cannot, although they claim to have seen this take place. Can they believe he said that guns don't kill people, Marco Rubio’s cousins kills people? Nope, they were in shock over this statement as well. What about the fact that Adolf Hitler texted Trump and started an online war with the Republican nominee for President? One woman heard about this on “the news and/or the Internet” and was taken aback that Hitler would respond to Trump's antics in such a manner. It's a good thing, she reasoned, that Trump is therefore “disqualified from President” due to this feud with Hitler. We mean, you can't just engage in a back-and-forth with the German dictator and expect to still be elected, can you? We don't even know where to start with this video, except to wonder: Perhaps not all citizens should be allowed to vote?

Visit link:
Jimmy Kimmel Convinces Woman That Hitler is Alive (and Texting!)

Kylie Jenner: Has "Gone Too Far" With Plastic Surgery, Top Doc Claims

For about as long as she’s been a major topic of public interest, there have been rumors that Kylie Jenner has had plastic surgery . The 18-year-old reality star has confessed to having ” temporary lip fillers ,” but she says that’s the extent of her cosmetic work. Now, a renowned plastic surgeon is openly calling BS on Kylie’s claim, insisting that the selfie queen is actually an example of what can happen when young women go to far with surgical self-improvement. In a recent interview with UK tabloid The Mirror, Dr. Tabasum Mir cited Kylie as “the number one example” of a star who’s had too much work done in too short a period of time. “Kylie is really young though, and there is a lot that I think she has had done at such a young age – fillers, Botox, peels,” Tasbaum said. “She has had her hips and butt done for sure.” Kylie has denied having implants , and over the years, she’s fashioned herself as a body-positivity role model for young women. Dr. Tasbaum says that’s part of what makes her addiction to cosmetic surgeries so dangerous: “I mean a little lip filler is not that big of a deal because it goes away, but what bothers me is when people say it is natural or they were born like that,” says Tasbaum. “You give this false information to all these young girls.” Tasbaum says Kylie is currently putting both herself and her young fans at risk, and the best thing she can do to lessen the danger is come clean about the work she’s had done  – and call off any future procedures. View Slideshow: 69 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner

The rest is here:
Kylie Jenner: Has "Gone Too Far" With Plastic Surgery, Top Doc Claims

Too Much Jiggle: Lil Kim Twerking Looks… Odd [Video]

We don’t know what to say about Kim’s twerking skills… SMH.

View original post here:
Too Much Jiggle: Lil Kim Twerking Looks… Odd [Video]

Too Much Jiggle: Lil Kim Twerking Looks… Odd [Video]

We don’t know what to say about Kim’s twerking skills… SMH.

View original post here:
Too Much Jiggle: Lil Kim Twerking Looks… Odd [Video]

Ronda Rousey Opens Up About Injuries: I Still Can’t Eat an Apple!

Back in November, Ronda Rousey lost her UFC bantamweight title to Holly Holm following a crushing defeat that left the reigning champ considerably worse for wear. After an emergency hospitalization, there were rumors that Rousey would require plastic surgery . When she appeared in public for the first time after the fight, Rousey covered her face  from paparazzi, fueling rumors that the damage was even more severe than it initially looked. Though it was a kick to the neck that put Rousey down for the count, the 28-year-old – speaking publicly for the first time since her knockout  – says the most significant damage she sustained was to her mouth. The stitches in her lip have yet to dissolve, and she’s still sporting several loose teeth. Rousey was her usual straightforward self when assessing the damage in a recent interview with ESPN magazine: “It might be three to six months before I can eat an apple, let alone take an impact,” Rousey said, when asked about her plans to return to the ring. While that may sound like a grim prognosis, Rousey made it clear in the interview that she’s down – but definitely not out. Though she admitted that she was “really f–king sad,” for weeks following the Holm match, she ways that her lip “looks awesome” after surgery, and assures fans that there will be a rematch. Holm was dominant in the first go-round, but we get the feeling that Rousey on the comeback trail will be a force to be reckoned with. “Maybe I can’t do it all before my prime, before my body is done,” she said. “But f–k it, maybe I can.” 

See the article here:
Ronda Rousey Opens Up About Injuries: I Still Can’t Eat an Apple!

Pam Anderson is the Last Nude Model in Playboy Ever Until They Realize they Made a Mistake of the Day

When I heard that Playboy was taking out nudity, to try to rebrand and secure ad dollars, to copy their website’s lead….I laughed and thought…the only way I’d buy a print magazine is if there was some exclusive, unscanable picture of the famous person’s pussy, so that I could rank their level of inny/vs outty on a number chart…. I can’t imagine people being keen to buy a print magazine, targeted to men, as a lifestyle magazine, with content you can find on the internet…so I think they went the wrong direction…which is something supported in their deecision to have Pam Anderson, 50 something year old, Plastic Surgery ridden monster, to be the last nude model….but don’t worry, she’s not a toxic, diseased dump of a vagina anymore…that shit’s been cured…and she even had the decency to ask her kids permission, like they don’t know she’s a pornstar…. I guess, if the ship is sinking, sink with it….you see even Vogue does nudity…and Playboy did nudity when society was so uptight…not that society isn’t uptight now…I mean they are more uptight in their attempt to be politically correct….but the porn is more hardcore…even crimial level of disgusting….you might as well throw her in the sinking ship…with Hef…a solid terrible end to everything he built and made a fortune off… They had Ellen Von Unwerth take the pics, she’s great….and I’m sure…Playboy will have nudity back in it this time next year…. Here’s the BTS….Behind the Scenes… The post Pam Anderson is the Last Nude Model in Playboy Ever Until They Realize they Made a Mistake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

More:
Pam Anderson is the Last Nude Model in Playboy Ever Until They Realize they Made a Mistake of the Day

Pam Anderson is Day 3 for Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

Pam Anderson, in a black wig and lingerie…is Day 3 of the Love Magazine 31 days of December – people of interest in lingerie dancing silly – online bonanza….that isn’t for Christmas because Christmas is so dated…but rather for the all encompassing “Holiday”…and I think the “Holiday Miracle” in all this is that people consider an old tired Pam Anderson full of plastic surgery to be a person of interest….I mean if this was a long lost sex tape from the 90s, I’d get it, but as it stands now…its some old man Christmas or as the kids call him – old man Holiday with silly clown tits that are only a couple of years old….doing things she did in her 20s and even 30s…in her 50s….its weird… But maybe I’m just at a loss for words now that she’s beat hepatitis…for those of you who don’t know, making a fun of a girl or woman or granny for being a whore when she’s got the hepatitis to prove it was the obvious and the easy…literally…and I like things easy…obviously….. Here’s to Canada….and old ladies…keeping the “i guess I’d fuck her…alive… I love Christmas…and I like that Love is pulling it off in this Christmasless world we live in….so to see the rest of the now annual Advent Calendar HERE The post Pam Anderson is Day 3 for Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read more:
Pam Anderson is Day 3 for Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

Brielle Zolciak: Photos of Instagram’s Newest Star!

Brielle Zolciak may still be best known as the daughter of unstable reality star Kim Zolciak, but with a half a million Instagram followers and a fondness for posting racy selfies and sharing every intimate detail of her life online, the 18-year-old clearly has designs on becoming famous in her own right. Unlike so many young social media starlets, Brielle is open about undergoing certain surgical “enhancements” in order to achieve her ideal look. Brielle admitted to having her lips plumped , and has stated that she's not opposed to having more work done in the future. It's refreshing, as even Kim Zolciak denies getting plastic surgery , despite the fact that most of her fans have functioning eyes and brains.  Hopefully, Brielle won't take things too far, but we have to admit that her willingness to go under the knife to “perfect” her look lends an interesting “before and after” quality to some of her Instagram pics.  Check 'em out below, and she if you can guess what she's had tweaked.  1. Brielle Zolciak Bikini Pic Brielle Zolciak, Kim Zolciak’s teenage daughter, looks like a combination of her mom and Kylie Jenner in this Instagram photo. All three women have demonstrated a profound love of selfies. 2. Brielle Zolciak on Insta Brielle Zolciak, Kim Zolciak’s daughter, gives us a Kylie-esque pout. Her mom would be proud. No seriously, she is basically mimicking her mom’s every move on social media. 3. Brielle and Kim Zolciak on the Red Carpet Brielle and Kim are more than just mother and daughter. They’re besties and business partners as well. 4. Brielle Zolciak in a Bikini on Instagram Brielle spends a lot of time in bikinis. As far as we can tell rocking swimwear and posting selfies are the only two activities she engages in. 5. Zolciak Family Bikini Photo Brielle has a bit of a strange relationship with her mother and sisters. 6. Brielle Zolciak on Don’t Be Tardy Brielle on her mother’s reality show. Don’t be surprised if she launches her own spinoff in the very near future. View Slideshow

More here:
Brielle Zolciak: Photos of Instagram’s Newest Star!