If you didn’t think Kate Upton’s job was already a fucking joke…you know, famous out of no where and all she has to do is show up…get in clothes or bathing suits people put out for her and sit there for money and the good life…..you know easy as hell because thanks to you perverts and her really big tits that her ass haven’t caught up to yet, but will, she’s an internet sensation….here’s video evidence from her Harper’s Bazaar shoot…I’m more into her SHOOT FOR MUSE ….but we need more labia/nipple/nudity out of this porn looking bitch to really make me happy…
Jenna Jameson entered this world through spread legs, and has lived her life the same way ever since. The undisputed queen of porn turns 35 today, so let’s celebrate her carnal career with a montage of her hottest, horniest clips ever!
Although she’s one of the leading sex symbols of the 20th century, Raquel Welch doesn’t believe in letting it all hang out. And she has no problem making this point in interviews over and over (and over) again. Most recently, Raquel lamented the state of “porn culture” in Men’s Health magazine: “I think we’ve gotten to the point in our culture where we’re all sex addicts, literally. We have equated happiness in life with as many orgasms as you can possibly pack in, ” she says. “I think this era of porn is at least partially responsible for it. Where is the anticipation and the personalization? It’s an exploitation of the poor male’s libidos. Poor babies – they can’t control themselves!” “I don’t care if I’m being one of those old fogies who says, ‘Back in my day we didn’t have to hear about sex all the time,’ she adds. “They’re ruining us with all the explanations and graphicness.” Get with the times, Raquel! There’s plenty of opportunity for personalization on the internet. Why, we could show you dozens of websites that cater to…oh, never mind. You wouldn’t appreciate them anyway. Take a trip down mammary lane with sexy pics of Raquel Welch right here at MrSkin.com
Barbara Nitke is a photographer to the stars…porn stars, that is. She’s been one of the most dedicated and talented chroniclers of the world of XXX (and later, BDSM) since the early 1980s, and her work is cherished as a behind-the-scenes glimpse into these larger-than-life sexual icons. Barbara is currently raising funds on Kickstarter for her new book, American Ecstasy , a look at her life as a set photographer during the “Golden Age of Porn”. We caught up with Barbara at her home in New York City, where she gave us some valuable SKINsight into her process, her favorite nude movie, and why kinksters get a bad rap. Read our interview with Barbara Nitke and preview pictures from American Ecstasy after the jump!
I did the porn convention…it was amazing. From hot, trashy, disgusting, amazing, young, old, fake tit, real tit bitches to greasy sleazy pimp, virgin loser porn addicts and just a whole mix of people …. I stayed entertained… I did the porn awards…it was amazing…long and drawn out and lacking someone like me to really bring it home with my great jokes…. I gave my all access pass to an older dude named Jose. See cuz I had no photographer and an hour before the event approached him outside the venue….. I have no idea if he will send in the pics, but when he does, or if he does, they’ll go up here….In the meantime here are some pics from the convention that I got with my shitty camera… Pornstars ignored me, Jessica Drake praised me then ignored me when I told her to unblock me on twitter, I didn’t watch pornstars fuck, Dave Navarro didn’t say hi to me, even though I did his radio show once….but if I make it through the year, I got big plans to make next year better….hell if I survive the rest of this trip I got big plans….which I probably will cuz I’m ridiculously well rested….thanks to the Hardrock Casino beds…but you never know…the cheap liquor and women is everywhere…. Here are some shitty pics I took of the adult expo….you need to understand….this went on for 4 days….8 hours a day…insanity everywhere….this is barely a glimpse into it…
Happy Wednesday! Also in today’s edition of The Broadsheet: Darren Aronofsky finally weighs in on the Kardashian divorce… Bargain-basement Captain Nemo adds a leading lady… The unfortunate conservative angle on Ratnergate… and more.
It’s not like Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star aspires to be Citizen Kane , or Monty Python and the Holy Grail or even Wedding Crashers . All it wants to be is a silly, raunchy comedy about the rise of an extremely unlikely adult film actor. That it fails so spectacularly in this regard makes it almost something special — not only is Bucky Larson incredibly unfunny, it’s also squeamish in a manner that makes you wonder if either writers Adam Sandler (who produced the film via his Happy Madison company), Allen Covert and Nick Swardson (who plays Bucky) have somehow never actually seen porn, or if they subcontracted the script out to a group of eight-year-olds with only the vaguest idea of what it entails. The latter would explain how incidental sex is to what’s theoretically a movie all about it, from an early scene in which we learn that our hero has never masturbated or even heard of the concept, to the porn career he establishes, in which he never actually comes into contact with his costars.
Skin Central would never guess that Secretary of State Hilary Clinton ‘s office was a hotbed of sexual energy- in fact, no offense to the Madam Secretary, but filing briefs and taking dictation sounds a lot more boring than shedding briefs and taking dick-tation. But now the secret former life of porn star Sammie Spades , star of titles like Bomb Ass White Booty 13 , has been revealed, and tit’s a shocker: in 2006, straight-A student Sammie worked as an intern for then-Senator Hilary Rodham Clinton ! When you consider that Huma Abedin , better known as Mrs. Anthony Weiner , is also Ms. Clinton’s personal aide, it makes you wonder what kind of schenanigans are going down over there on Capitol Hill. Perhaps Bill is putting Spanish Fly in the water cooler? Either way, Skin Central gives skintellectual Sammie an A+ in anatomy! More pics of Sammie Spades after the jump!
Filed under: Kacey Jordan , Charlie Sheen , TV Nothing says “high society” like a cocaine-fueled bender with Charlie Sheen … so maybe that’s why his porn star party pal just scored a fancy photo shoot with GQ Magazine. TMZ has learned Kacey Jordan — the chick who got paid $30k to kick it with… Read more
Porn goddess Jesse Jane has long wowed XXX fans with her titanic sexiness, knockout body and searing erotic energy. Now she’s moved toward the mainstream with a standout role opposite in the Internet saga, Middle Men . She took time to talk to Mr. Skin about some of her favorite nude scenes. Tell us about Middle Men . Middle Men is about when Internet porn started and questionable morals and organized crimes… and eventually went into what people would say was a dark place. I play myself actually. walking the red carpet at the AVN awards show in Las Vegas. It was alot of fun playing a cameo. What’s the first nude scene you remember seeing? Actually it’s weird – I don’t remember what movie it was because I was five, and just happened to flip on something I wasn’t supposed to watch, and it had two naked girls tied up. I have no clue what movie it was.
