When you light Lohan and soft focus the picture…she’s like an angel catching up on sleep during her recovery from addiction and from being a tabloid star more than she was ever a movie star…I was unfortunately exposed to two Lohan movies, the only two movies I think she’s ever done….I mean the other 2 don’t really count…and she was the fucking worst in all of them…yet she was talked about like she was the fucking lord of the dance, no that is that Irish dude…how about…like she was the Queen of England…no, she lives in England but no one talks about the QUeen…maybe…like she was a Kardashian….yes…famous for being famous…and in the news for doing stupid things…because she had no parents….. There is something mystical…and that will last forever or make a comeback and win that Oscar to prove that acting is a scam… But then you see her at the Mayfair hotel…and it is terrifying… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER BEING TERRIFYING CLICK HERE I kinda wish her mouth was in a sex tape not blowing kisses…because I like Herpes porn… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Lives…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Look at these hookers in Bora Bora…just having a great time, half naked, showing off their long, lean bodies they were probably teased for having, because fat girls are mean…before they become overpaid mannequins to sell bikinis,…not that these girls are getting paid anything near the older Victoria’s Secret models, the company has probably figured out they can get free, hot as fuck, all these girls have posed nude for free to get to this level of their career, and would probably continue to pose for free…just to have that stamp of approval of the brand…to allow them to be as famous of a model as they can be….because billionaires like getting that kind of model pregnant… If you’re tall and skinny, it’s hard to make things look bad…and when you’re on the beaches of Bora Bora and everything is that bright blue paradise…as most of us sit here in our shitty basement apartments, in grey rainy fall weather….it’s really hard to make things look bad…however it is easy to make us hate you… That models are Josephine SKriver the test tube baby, Elsa Hosk the Swede, Taylor Hill the New Girl… and Sara Sampaio the Portuguese girl no one in Portugal has heard of because they are all fisherman… I love how they pretend to like each other, when you know if one of them was fucking Leo, the other would move in and get that as fast as her pussy could say “Feed me herpes, validate the parking ticket that is my vagina”…they call them Frenemies…I refuse to ever use that word… The post Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve done a couple posts on Paula Labaredas over the years, and I’ve gotta be honest, I still don’t know too much about the Portuguese hottie. But I do know that she’s got one of the best booties in the business, and she’s showing it off in this latest photoshoot. As for the rest, I’m sure that’s something we could figure out during our future divorce. I hear going through a thing like that really brings people closer together. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Sara Sampaio is some skinny bitch Portuguese model…who probably isn’t actually portuguese because the Portuguese are too busy roasting chicken to get into modeling…but maybe it’s a good play for her…seeing as there is all this hype around Brazil…which stems from Portugal…you know leverage what you can… She was or is a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s a big deal…and now she’s posing in shitty Catalog pics for some random Euro bathing suit brand… She is known for being controversial about celebrating skinny bitches…because skinny bitches get a lot of hate for being skinny in this fat centric world…even though skinny bitches are healthier…but fat bitches are bullies…when they aren’t too busy eating and being lazy… As a fan of skinny girls, she is the leader of their tribe and for that, I celebrate her…in her bikinis…by trying to get you to masturbate to her… The post Sara Sampaio for Calzedonia Bikinis of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Since you dudes seemed to dig those pictures of Paula LaBaredas yesterday, I found a few more shots of the Portuguese hottie for us all to drool over today. This time, they’re from some charity benefit called the Go Red Celebrity Red Dress Show for the American Heart Association. And I guess Paula didn’t get the whole “red dress” memo, but I think it still works. She’s definitely looking red-hot here. Not to mention getting my heart working overtime. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
If I know my readers as well as I think I do, I’m betting most of you drank way too much on Tuesday to remember it was St. Patrick’s Day. And I’m also betting you’ll dig these bootylicious pictures of Portuguese hottie Paula LaBaredas in her all-green St. Patty’s Day outfit from Tuesday night. And I’d ask if I was right, but I know none of you perverts are still reading this anyway, so instead I’ll just shut up and let you enjoy. (You’re welcome.) Continue reading →
Sara Sampaio is the skinny Portuguese model who Victoria’s Secret has recruited to be the next Adriana Lima…and I guess they’ve given her to Jeremy Scott for Adidas because I guess they are tyring to get her in with the hipster rappers who don’t seem to care that they are wearing flamboyant because they don’t seem to care about gay guys dressing them even though they hate gays, it’s part of hip hop…and I guess she’s not looking all that hot, but I figure any girl dressed let a ghetto hood rat video vixen, is good enough for me to stare at…for 4-5 seconds…which happens to be the amount of time I spent ont this post…I am hard hitting journalism like that… [gallery}
I don’t know who Lizzy Caplan is, but I know she’s not hot, but still famous enough to get in Rolling Stone, not that that really means anything, but it’s more famous than me, because I’ve never been in Rolling Stone, if anything the only thing I will ever hear from Rolling Stone is a possible takedown notice for posting this pic of this whatever chick…bastards…with their bad panty pics… In Conclusion, I like seeing girls in their underwear, even when they are girls I don’t care to see in their underwear.
Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter….who somehow got sold off to the fashion industry as the bootleg Adriana Lima, you know the replacement because Adriana Lima is old as fuck… She’s done Victoria’s Secret, so she’s major enough, but now she’s doing some immigrant bootleg GQ, that’s not the actual GQ, but a licensed version of GQ, based in Mexico…unlike the Mexican Coca Cola, and the Mexican Taco, the Mexican GQ is not better than the regular GQ… I’ve talked to Portuguese people who have never heard of her, so she’s not a big deal there, but from my experience, the Portuguese are pretty basic sardine eating, soccer watching, simpletons who probably thing it’s still 1954. In conclusion, being a bikini model, even for a bootleg magaizne is more interesting than being a fisherman.
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