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Sara Sampaio for Revolve clothing of the Day

I guess this is some BTS Sara Sampaio for Revolve clothing shit that involves her making stupid faces…grabbing tits…having other people on set grab her tits..and the whole thing is pretty erotic…it makes me want to buy a motherfucking Revolve clothing tits… She’s portuguese, but unlike all Portuguese people, she’s not a fisherman, she’s been in a bunch of magazines and has been put in line as the Adriana Lima replacement for Victoria’s Secret, when her contract dies off like her sex appeal already has… I’m into this campaign..but maybe I am bias, since I snuck into a party at the Revolve Clothing Malibu beach house and they were all very nice to me as I drank their free liquor..

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Sara Sampaio Modelling Underwear of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese girl who unlike other Portuguese girls, looks good in a bikini, and not all fat assed and full of Arroz Doce and fish…but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t smell like a fisherman’s daughter…like all other Portuguese girls…it just means she looks good when she gets paid her 10,000 dollar day rate to strip down…in pictures… She’s the kind of girl I would have liked to have found all poor and desperate escape her shitty fishing village…you know to save from her shitty life…like the hero I am…but they evil empire beat me to it..and here she is cheating on them with another brand.

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Sara Sampaio Modelling Underwear of the Day

Lisandra Mendes in a Bikini for Eve Brazil of the Day

Lisandra Mendes is either Portuguese or Brazilian. I can’t find anything about her on the internet, but in defense of her relevance and importance to the world, I didn’t look that hard. I mean she could be a massive hit in whatever country she’s from for all I know, and she should be, cuz this ethnic body is pro….top notch…and meant to be modeling bikinis…so whoever she is, and whatever she does, let’s hope the evil corporations like Victoria’s Secret abduct her and her family and put her to work, cuz she’s fucking lovely half naked….and if I wasn’t so lazy, I’d totally dig through the internet for more….

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Lisandra Mendes in a Bikini for Eve Brazil of the Day

The Best Danielle Fishel for Maxim Video You Will See Today of the Day

I fucking hate Maxim. Just last week they sent me an asshole Lawyer’s letter asking me to take down all the maxim pics I have ever posted since 2010…because before 2010…Maxim used to pay me 1000 dollars a month to link their bullshit cuz I was a bigger site than them….I even spoke to their Lawyer…who is so backwards running after their pics…instead of just being like every other site who doesn’t care if you use their pics as long as you big them up..cuz it’s fucking marketing….you fucking cocksuckers… So I refuse to post Maxim content or the low level D List chicks they are doing shoots with…unless it is in the form of an amazing youtube video by a serious fucking creep cuz finally…Maxim shoots have some fucking substance… Fuck you Maxim…and Topanga…despite her fan base…has always been a chubby weird looking freak…so if you’re into this just cuz she has tits…I totally expected you to be…Childhood fantasies should die off with your dreams and aspirations you failure.

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Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are Fun On Set of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima, a couple Brazilian old timers…have come together, yet again, thanks to the management at Victoria’s Secret…who think it is funny to listen to their Portuguese banter on set….or maybe they just like the way their South American asses compliment each other….but whatever the reason it’s all keep all those pesky white girls out of this one…today is fisherman friday….right…cuz all portuguese speaking people are fishermen…even then Brazilian ones….right? And all South Africans have AIDS thanks to losing their virginity to the black farmhand and/or blood diamond. And all the Eastern European ones are communists. And all the Americans get paid too much cuz they already have their citizenship and don’t need to eat shit for a greencard… Whatever the reason behind this glorious union….shit remains a glorious union….of ass TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Movie Nudity Report: Django Unchained, Les Miserables, Tabu

Quentin Taratino ’s latest shoot ‘em up, Django Unchained (2012), opened Christmas day and brought us the present we really wanted, Kerry Washington topless. Epic musical Les Miserables (2012) also opened on the 25th, but the only skin there was the heaving corset clad cleavage of Anne Hathaway and Helena Bonham Carter . In limited release, the title of the Portuguese drama Tabu (2012) refers to a mountain, but the movie also features the peaks and valleys of Ana Moreira . She’s worth a climb! More after the jump!

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Movie Nudity Report: Django Unchained, Les Miserables, Tabu

Diana Monteiro Is Some Quality Portuguese Fish of the Day

The only thing I really know about Portugual is that I worked for a Portuguese guy once and he was a real fucking loser…who really hated when I’d ask him “Hey, aren’t you supposed to be a fisherman”….I guess I also know about their chicken….because it’s affordable…like their women…something I should appreciate…but don’t really…cuz I prefer to avoid the armpit of any contenient…even if I generally belong there…but that was before today…because today, I realized the over catholic, lame spanish wannabees have celebrities of their own…and those celebrities aren’t as hairy or fat assed as I’d expect….cuz this Diana chick, who is modeling her ass for Maxim…has a crazy fucking ass…that surely will end up looking like you’d expect a Portuguese woman to look…but for now…she’s spectactular and I figure we should celebrate that..this

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Diana Nyad 103-Mile Swim

Diana Nyad, who had been stung by jellyfish and Portuguese man-of-wars on Saturday, was also hindered by strong currents in the ocean waters. She was pulled from the water around 11 a.m. on Sunday, according to CNN. Nyad made it more than 67 nautical miles – about two-thirds of the distance. Diana Nyad has struck out again. On Sunday, the endurance swimmer, 62, ended her latest attempt at swimming 103 miles from Cuba to Florida. Nyad attempted the feat in August and was in the water for 29 h

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Gisele Bündchen’s twin sister Patricia

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Gisele Bündchen’s twin sister Patricia

Raica Oliveira

Since 2008, Raica Oliveira has been working as a reporter in Paris and New York for the Portuguese Jornal Record.Oliveira will be reporting on fashion occasions occurring in Paris and New York for the program Hoje em Dia which is hosted by fellow model Ana Hickmann. She was going to be the presenter of Fórum Desenvolvimento Sustentável 2008 but was unable to do so because of her modeling work. Raica Oliveira is a vegetarian and she has stated she has been one her whole life and doesn#39;t feel

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