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Mancuso’s Facebook Fans Think Lindsey Vonn Is Fugly and Fat [Olympic Hangover]

And you thought the Olympics were over. America’s two best female skiers sparred on Twitter after Vonn’s crash messed up Mancuso’s giant slalom . Now, check out Julia’s Facebook page . Her fans totally hate that chick. And her big, gold-medal-winning butt. It’s the cyberbullying trend plaguing America’s youth! Where are Tina Fey and Mean Girls trust falls when you really need them… [ Twitter ] [ Facebook ]

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CNN’s Rick Sanchez: Acting Exponentially More Assy Than Usual, Not a Fan of the Metric System [Reporters]

Bloggers are now noting CNN’s Rick Sanchez , while covering the Chilean earthquake and oncoming tsunami in Hawaii, acted in a manner befitting “an ejaculation that should have been swallowed .” If you have video of this, shout . Update! We’ve got video. Rick Sanchez, to a scientist: “Nine meters in English is what?” Ha. In Portuguese, now! Also, via Dan “Slim Shady” Abrams’ Mediaite, Drew Grant grabs video . Highlights: 1:37 : Rick Sanchez trying to explain to his viewers, who are apparently too stupid to understand the most basic law of “every reaction” physics: “The yang of that yin..” 1:46 : Rich Sanchez screaming at this poor weather nerd: “I’m not asking you to do 27 to 27, I’m asking you if there’s a drop, will there be an increase?!?” Also, more Rick “No Shit, Sherlock” Sanchez here: 2:20 : ” But what we can say is—tell me if I’m wrong—there is a tsunami there, and it was just detected, that it caused a 27-foot drop. ” Maybe if he lived life like fellow anchor Jeffrey Toobin— Toobinstyle —he wouldn’t be so anal. Or at least, anal like this. If you know what I mean. I’m talking about Jeffrey Toobin being an ass man . An ass sex man. But for now, Rick Sanchez is just an asshole.

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Is the Internet Ruining the Olympics? [Olympic Mysteries]

Watching the silly drama unfold yesterday about disappointed skier Julia Mancuso ‘s mean Tweets about teammate Lindsey Vonn , I started considering how the internet has played a part in these Hotlympics. And I don’t like it! Obviously Gawker has been giving you the Best Olympics Coverage On the Internet , so the ol’ series of tubes has definitely proved good for something these past two weeks. But otherwise? It’s mostly doing damage. Are we surprised that two athletes who have competed with each other since childhood are not always the best of friends? We really shouldn’t be. But then Mancuso uses a bad word in a Tweet while discussing yesterday’s flagged Giant Slalom run (caused by Vonn crashing) and everyone gets allll posty about how there’s Fightz! going on among the ranks of the women skiers. And everyone picks it up, because who doesn’t like two pretty girls fighting and splattering sexy mud all over our beautiful, kind global celebration . Frustratingly, the athletes can get all caught up in it too, and the whole gross, dumb thing keeps getting frothier and frothier. Or attend the tale of poor Scotty Lago, the dudebro snowboarder (is there any other kind?) who became be-scandal’d and was told to go home because of sexxxy photos he took in the Olympic Village. To be fair, it is quite shocking that a 22-year-old kid who just won an Olympic medal in Baggy-Pant Spinning would be gallivanting around Athlete Disneyworld flirting and trying to pull a little tail. And because of The Internet, TMZ can run some candid snaps of such behavior and Vancouver tells him to go home. Lest we fans start to suspect that the Olympians might be doing bad sex things ! And of course the internet is also giving us those cruel, horrible spoilers. Right on the front pages of the New York Times or, more mind-bogglingly, NBC.com. I am fine with the fact that time is what it is and the work day is too, so I can’t really watch everything when it’s happening. Say what you will about NBC’s Americans First, Questions Never airing practices, but an 8pm block is, I suspect, still the most sensible way for us to watch the games. Yet the internet doesn’t respect our personal wishes and splashes this spoiler shit everywhere they can. “Why are Bode Miller’s race results on LARPer.com??,” I think desperately to myself when scanning my favorite websites. It’s just a shame. Obviously the internet has done some good things for us during these Olympics (two thumbs), but for the most part I think we’d all be better off without all the peripheral noise it creates. That said, if the web can dig up anything about, oh say, just off the top of my head, some sort of Joubert/Weir hate-sex scandal or something, I think some of us could take an academic interest in that. As always, pics via Getty

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Prehab Is the New Rehab

# newbigthing Wife-beating actor Charlie Sheen has checked into rehab as a ” preventative measure .” Witness the ingenious invention of a new celebrity phenomenon: Prehab. A guide to the four advantages it provides over actual rehab. More

How Awkward Is the Olympic Village?

Watching the brave dudes of ice dancing last night (jovial Agosto! dashing Moir!) and then considering the rowdy antics of snowboarders , we got to wondering: What is it like when two very different athletes meet in the Olympic Village? Because, you know, in our fantasy imaginings of how the Village goes down, American teammates are constantly saying hello to each other, the way that two Chinatown buses passing each other going opposite ways on the highway always seem to honk and wave. Same recognizes same, especially in such a faraway and isolated a country as Canada. So while little Scott Lago is getting his bronze polished by some adoring young lady, what does does he say when this young fellow walks by: That’s US ice dancer Evan Bates , a cheery-looking lad who might have a lot in common with Lago, who knows! But when you consider just their respective sports, which probably all come weighted with different social currency in the strange biodome of the Olympics, does a baggy panted snow flipper have much to say to a be-chaps’d ice glider? Probably they just ignore each other mostly — after all, they’ve important events to focus on — but imagining these two disparate winter people thrown together and making awkward small talk is, well, kinda funny. Holy fucking update: From Evan Bates’ Twitter : Duuuuude! How stoned *were* they?

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Battle of the Blog Designs: The Guest of a Guest vs. Gawker Design War

Today’s Page Six had an especially glorious item, pitting the designs of two gossip blog networks against each other , with chatter that someone’s totally biting our shit off : the socialite chronicling Guest of a Guest , and Gawker Media . That’s us. Whenever I get to bust out the #SelfReferential tag, the sun is shining down especially bright on God’s Bloggy Children, and today is no exception. See, we kind of look like one thing, and Guest of Guest kind of looked like another thing. And then one day, someone who works for us noted that this one thing ( Guest of a Guest ‘s design) looks like the other (our design) a little too much. And we’re going to leave it up to you, the people, to decide if it does! The timeline goes like this: On Thursday, someone who works here pointed out between the two websites. Then, the guy who pays me pointed it out. Like this! As they say in the “rap game,” SHOTS FIRED. Take a look: Cameron Winklevoss —in short, a shiny Ivy League-educated Olympic rower with an entrepreneurial streak, stellar last name, and twin brother—did in fact claim to invent Facebook, and you can read about that stuff here . Whatever , because later that evening: BANG. More shots. The link was to a Tumblr account presumably opened up by design people Hard Candy Shell, with one post on it: And here I’d compare this to Biggie and Tupac except, well, they were both thugged out rappers whose art will stand the test of time, and, uh, this is about two blog networks. Ha. So, anyway, on Friday, a Guest of a Guest Tumblr post asks the world if my boss is going “batshit.” And Guest of a Guest’s Rachelle Hruska fired back with her own allegation of noting that our company’s recent blog acquisition, CityFile, looks like Guest of a Guest. Take a look, decide for yourself: Rachelle also noted that her redesign party was four months ago . For the record, that Tips box you see at the top of the screen launched for us back in October about a month and two days before Hruska’s redesign party. Whatever. Now, if you have yet to open your motion sickness bags, we’ll come back around to today’s Page Six item, hysterically titled BLOG FIGHT, in which this goes down : “It’s a bit silly,” said one blogger. Asked to comment, Denton told us, “Cameron Winklevoss claimed he invented Facebook,” and noted that Winklevoss settled a lawsuit against [Facebook founder] Mark Zuckerberg “for millions of dollars. So it’s surprising he has neither the cre ativity nor the funds to come up with his own Web design.” Said Hruska: “Who is Nick Denton ?” Me-yow, sister. I reached out to Rachelle Hruska and Cameron Winklevoss for quote because I know I’d get a screamy email if I didn’t, and Rachelle returned to me with this: “You know what they say, punch a bully in the eye and watch him cry. This has nothing to do with our site (which has been in steady state for months), rather Denton’s bruised ego after we described his “acquisition” of cityfile a lackquisition and pointed to how New York media sheepishly lapped it up. Since then Denton has been squealing like a stuck pig on twitter and working to plant a piece in page six. Who would have thought the custodian of negativity’s cesspool and king of ad hominem attacks would take such offense to tempered skepticism? The fact that Page Six ran with this is confirmation of our original thesis and that Stockholm Syndrome is rampant in New York Media. Hopefully Los Angeles Media puts up slightly more resistance when Denton comes looking for their lunch money. We launch our LA site tomorrow .” Haha, is “lackquisition” a real word? I don’t care. Also, nice plug . Whee! I’d reach out to Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton for comment but honestly he’s probably annoyed that I spent any time on this at all. Also, if in fact he actually cares about this, the publicity that was a byproduct of this post for Guest of a Guest is pretty undeniable! Finally, if he has anything to say, he’ll probably drop in the comments, or write me a terrifying email. So I’m leaving it up to you, the people! One more look-see: And you decide! Did Guest of a Guest rip Gawker’s design off? ( opinion )

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Mos Def is Not a Fan of the New York Observer, Claims Story Fabrication

Letters to the Editor: they’re fun. But the New York Observer doesn’t run many of them online! If they did, people would know how unhappy Mos Def is with the New York Observer . But the voice of the people… …is the voice of blog, and now, the very pissed off letter Mos Def wrote to the Observer is available for all of us to savor. Grievances: they get aired. As the story goes, D.M. Levine wrote a story for the Observer last month about Jay-Z’s former Roc-a-Fella label partner Dame Dash , and Dame’s new venture, called DD172, described as “essentially an umbrella organization housing a number of different projects,” among which are an art space, a online-production arm, and a forthcoming culture magazine. Some of this stuff, like Blak Rok —which teamed up blues duo The Black Keys with a bunch of rappers—is pretty neat! But Mos Def took issue with a specific passage : On a recent blustery December night, rapper Mos Def was in the house. Dressed in brown slacks, shiny dress shoes, jean jacket and a cabby hat tilted to the side, he sipped a bottle of Rolling Rock, taking in the vibe. “It’s like a cross between early Hitsville, Andy Warhol’s Factory and a little bit of the Algonquin roundtable,” he told me. “But it’s something completely different.” In comes Def’s letter to The Pinkest Paper in New York, as transcribed by Jeff Rosenthal of hip hop comedy duo The Real , for our hip hop editorial-comedy gold edification. Rosenthal’s transcription in full : TO THE EDITOR: My name is Yasiin Dante Smith Bey, a.k.a. Mos Def. I’m responding to the “Wannabe Warhol” article in which the writer claims that he saw me drinking “a Rolling Rock” and “in the mood to record” after “a few drinks.” For the record, none of that ever happened … and we both know this, Mr. Levine (if that is your name). I don’t drink alcohol, and have never in your company or presence. I spent no more than a very brief moment talking to you, and only after you pleaded with me to do so on more than one occasion where I politely declined. “Follow your first mind,” my grandmother says. On top of NOT printing what I DID say, you printed what I DON’T do. You are telling the people a lie, Mr. Levine (if that is your name), and if you’ll lie about something so small, to “add color” to your “piece,” what you have to report about me or any person, place or thing is unreliable to say the least. peace & good day sir. MR. SMITH-BEY PKA MOS DEF Good day, sir indeed. For the record, Levine’s a former Conde Nast Portfolio writer who doesn’t appear to have any other bylines with the Observer . I’ve tried contacting him for quote, and we’ll update if he responds. Lesson: Mos ain’t no perfect man, he tries to do the best that he can, which involves not drinking or not doing things reported by the New York Observer . His Umi says things that sound like pretty good advice. And finally, the New York Observer needs to start running their goddamn letters to the editor online. Because this stuff is gold . Update: D.M. Levine got back to us, and noted: I saw Mos Def’s note in the Observer this week. Very poetic! But I stand by the story.

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Hipster Style Infiltrates the Olympics

Though Olympic fashion continues to revolve around flags and garish patriotic color, a strange undercurrent of hip infiltrated this year: jeggings-esque faux denim, a surfeit of plaid, and the world’s most ironic mustache . Click here to view on one page . French half-pipe snowboarder Mathieu Crepel sported the world’s most ironic mustache last night. Let us count the levels of irony: (1.) Beginner’s irony: It is a fake, black-ink mustache on an adult. (2.) Advanced-placement irony: It is drawn on top of his real mustache. (3.) Nationalist irony: A teensy, curling mustache on a Frenchman, at an competition that emphasizes one’s citizenship. I was unable to find explanation for Crepel’s stache other than (paraphrasing) ” kid is weird .” The American snowboard team’s uniform were either Cobain-era grunge (a gateway fashion to hipster) or the same outfit everyone in Williamsburg wears, but baggy and warm-looking. Designed by Burton, the snowpants aren’t actually jeans, just “overlaid images of worn denim” via a fancy-pants (pun!) fashion technique called sublimation, explains ever-explaining website Slate . Ergo: Jowpants. At the flower ceremony for men’s half-pipe, Americans Shaun White and Scott Lago wore theirs, while Finland’s Peetu Piiroinen sported a jaunty plaid of his own. [ AP pic ] Italian figure skater Samuel Contesti wore a plaid shirt and a never-before-seen feat of tailoring that Dov Charney is surely imitating as we speak: Faux denim overall leggings with stirrups and asymmetry. In this picture, Contesti even looks like he’s yawning. Bored and disaffected, just like party photographer ordered.[ AP pic ] Plaid and suspenders on Switzerland’s Anais Morand and Antoine Dorsaz. You could even say Anias is rocking the shorts-over-tights look. Although I wonder if Burberry imitations should count; they strike me as tacky in a non-ironic way. [ AP pic ] Bold argyle—in two different colors!—for the Norwegian curling team. Upon seeing them, American curler Chrys Plys tweeted “Norway has the crazy pants. Kickin it retro I guess.” [ Getty pic, tweet via SeattleTimes ] Though I originally assumed Czech figure skater Tomas Verner ‘s pants were fake denim , the more I stare at them, the more I become convinced he’s actually wearing bellbottom jeans. Lest the width of his Tomas’ pants leave you unconvinced, here is American Apparel ‘s “Sailor Shirt” outfit for comparison. But really, I just want to know how Tomas avoided crotch-chafe doing spread eagles in such restrictive pants. [ Pic: AP, AmericanApparel ]

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Why NBC Really Hates Live Olympics Coverage: Shaun White-Related F-Bombs

Everyone is complaining about how annoying NBC’s tape-delay coverage is. Well, tonight, NBC showed some snowboarding while it was actually happening . Bad idea: Shaun White ‘s coach said “fucking” on live TV. And also: “shit.” Shaun White knew he had won the gold medal even before he started his last run. While at the top of the half-pipe before his victory ride, he and his coach, Bud Keane , started bro-ing down in an obscene way. Referring to Shaun White’s trademark trick—the double-McTwist-1260—Keane said: “You freaking send that thing. And make sure you stomp the shit out of it.” (Translation: “Do the trick, but don’t fall.”) And then, even more egregiously: ” Way to fucking go , man.” (Translation: “Way to go.”) NBC’s announcers hastily explained, by way of apology, the emotions “coursing” through the two. They were coarse emotions! So now we know the real reason why NBC relies so heavily on lame tape-delayed coverage: They must spend hours purging from the footage any trace of obscenity-laden emotion. And we also now know why even a viewer with an actual rivet driven through their eye into the television screen would be hard pressed to describe this coverage as “riveting”. They cut out all the good, sweary stuff! Where a cheesy profile would have sanded down Shaun and Bud’s dudeness to a family-friendly sheen, tonight the world saw two real-life American bros—raw and uncensored. Perhaps a small child in rural Finland learned something new about our ways. And isn’t that what the Olympics is all about? As for Shaun White? He stomped the shit out of it. Way to fucking go, man. Way to fucking go.

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Why NBC Really Hates Live Olympics Coverage: Shaun White’s Coach Drops F-Bomb

Everyone is complaining about how annoying NBC’s tape-delay coverage is. Well, tonight, NBC showed some snowboarding while it was actually happening . Bad idea: Shaun White ‘s coach said “fucking” on live TV. And also: “shit.” Shaun White knew he had won the gold medal even before he started his last run. While at the top of the half-pipe before his victory run, he and his coach, Bud Keane , started bro-ing down in an obscene way. Referring to Shaun White’s trademark trick—the double-McTwist-1260—Keane said: “You freaking send that thing. And make sure you stomp the shit out of it.” (Translation: “Do the trick, but don’t fall.”) And then, even more egregiously: ” Way to fucking go , man.” (Translation: “Way to go.”) As the announcers hastily explained by way of apology, the two were “coursing with emotions.” And they were coarse emotions! So now we know the real reason why NBC relies so heavily on lame tape-delayed coverage. They must spend hours purging the footage of any obscenity-laden emotion. And we also now know why the tape-delayed coverage is so dull. As for Shaun White? He stomped the shit out of it. Way to fucking go, man. Way to fucking go.

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