I know that Jessica Simpson has a team behind her on this pregnancy publicity stunt, cuz she isn’t clever enough to dress as a “Mummy” on Halloween, the day she decides to announce on her blog that she’s going to be a “Mommy”, even though we were all 90 percent sure she was, even though I liked that 10 percent grey area where it was just where her fatness decided to deposit itself, like the permanently pregnant looking girl who works at Walmart the last 5 years, and who has never given birth…we all know someone like that, and it is always way more joyous when witnessing some unsuspecting asshole congratulate them, far more joyous than the actual miracle of birth cuz it does more self-esteem damage and less vaginal damage, perfect combination for me to get laid…. Either way, now she’s got an excuse for eating for two….at least for a few months…who cares..
EA Games gives MTV News an exclusive preview of German house duo’s remix for 2012 reboot of classic video game. By Akshay Bhansali EA Games’ “Syndicate” Photo: EA Games EA Games is gearing up to reboot its super successful video game franchise “Syndicate,” and this time it’ll be set to a pumped-up electronic dance music soundtrack. Skrillex ‘s remix of the “Syndicate” theme song has already surfaced on the game’s Facebook page, and on Tuesday, German electro-house outfit Digitalism ‘s take on the track is set to drop as well. For the non-gamers, next year’s “Syndicate” release is a return to the classic video game series that first emerged in 1993, which allowed players to engage in assassinations and other diabolical adventures — all in an effort to advance their syndicate to the #1 spot. The upcoming 2012 version, due on February 21, will shift the point of view from fixed isometric style to first-person shooter. And given Digitalism’s origins, it seems only fitting the duo would be involved in the project: Jens “Jence” Moelle and Ismail “Isi” T
Singer posts a picture of herself dressed up for Halloween with the caption ‘It’s true — I’m going to be a mummy!’ By Jocelyn Vena Jessica Simpson (file) Photo: Peterson/BuzzFoto/FilmMagic Jessica Simpson had remained mum on the pregnancy rumors for as long as possible, but on Halloween, decked out in a , the singer confirmed the news. “It’s true — I’m going to be a mummy!” the pun-loving singer posted on her website , displaying for the world her baby bump while all wrapped up in mummy bandages. The link was posted in a tweet that read in all-caps: “!!!ANNOUNCEMENT!!!” The confirmation comes after weeks of speculation about the singer, who had been seen in several paparazzi shots with what appeared to be an ever-expanding baby bump. Simpson’s body has always been a matter of media speculation, but this time it seems she’s ending all the rumors by confirming the news and getting in the Halloween spirit. Photos: Jessica Simpson’s budding baby bump. This is the first child for Simpson and fianc
I am all about the Hilary Duff Pregnancy Watch which is weird cuz I never cared for Hilary Duff and I sure as hell never cared for pregnant chicks, if anything they just gross me out with their alien fetuses growing inside their uterus, but for some reason she turns me on… Maybe it’s her IRRESPONSIBLE, DANGEROUS LIVING WHILE PREGNANT Maybe it’s her PREGNANT ASS …. Maybe it just doesn’t matter, she’s filled up nicely thanks to unproducted sex and letting dudes cum in her. For the win.
Drake is bringing his sexy slow jam vibe to “The Real Her” featuring Lil Wayne, and it’s expected to be included on his new album Take Care . You can listen to “The Real Her” right now at HipHopWired . RELATED POSTS: Drake “Take Care” Album Trailer [VIDEO] Lil Wayne Says “It Feels F****d-Up” To Be Sober & Speaks On Retiring At 35 Drake & Nicki Minaj Seen Making Out After “SNL” Performance!
King Bey can’t do much partying but the pregnant superstar is set to release her highly-anticipated video for her smash hit “[We Like To] Party” next week! The video which features Kelly Rowland and Solange was shot in a New Jersey trailer park in early August. Still no word in Andre 3000 will make a cameo… Mama Tina Reveals Beyonce’s Pregnancy Cravings Did Mathew Knowles Offer To Buy His Jumpoff’s Baby For Beyonce & Jay Z? Spotted @ Rap-Up.com
In a word, to answer the question posed in our headline: No. A week after American Idol champion Scotty McCreery became the first series winner since 2003 to take his debut album to the top of the Billboard 200 chart, runner-up Lauren Alaina fell to Evanescence, whose self-titled third CD sold 127,000 copies in its first week, good enough for first place. Lauren Alaina – Maybe It Was Memphis McCreery’s Clear As Day slipped down into fourth place following a 55 percent drop in sales, but managed to still beat out Alaina’s “Wildflower.” We’ve listed the week’s top 10 below: Evanescence, Evanescence – 127,000 copies Adele, 21 – 111,000 Five Finger Death Punch, American Capitalist – 91,000 Scotty McCreery, Clear As Day – 88,000 Lauren Alaina, Wildflower – 69,000 Tony Bennett, Duets II – 54,000 Ryan Adams, Ashes and Fire – 49,000 Lady Antebellum, Own The Night – 47,000 Lil Wayne, Tha Carter IV – 45,000 Martina McBride, Eleven – 40,000
Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, the First Couple of France, have welcomed their first child together, according to news reports. It’s a girl! Bruni-Sarkozy, 43, who confirmed her pregnancy in July, delivered around 8 p.m. at the Clinque de la Muette after arriving there earlier in the day. The girl, whose name is unknown, is the first child born to a ruling French leader since Napoleon. He has three children from a previous marriage. Prior to giving birth, the singer, actress and model said she will not be releasing photos of the baby, insisting that the French people would not care anyway. That’s debatable, but still, good for her. Bruni-Sarkozy married the French President, 56, in February 2008. The Italian native also has one son of her own from a previous marriage. Congratulations to the happy family! [Photo: WENN.com]
Man, Hilary Duff has got to be one of the hottest pregnant chicks of all time. I don’t know how far along she is in her pregnancy or anything like that, but the woman is looking really good. Here she is doing some lame interview somewhere in her sexy little pregnant chick short shorts. Awesome. This does not look like someone who’s been recently knocked up, do they make Spanx for pregnant chicks? Because this just doesn’t seem right. I love her. more pictures of Hilary Duff here
Who says you can’t go home as a polygamist again? This week on TLC’s Sister Wives, Kody Brown and his four wives paid a visit to his hometown (Lovell, Wyoming), which was a pretty big deal for the Brown Bomber and Co. because it was his “first time going back openly as a polygamist.” Think TLC encouraged/forced that field trip at all? Kody was hella nervous, understandably, because when you go in and have the “Scarlet ‘P’ on your shoulder, you just don’t know if people will ostracize you or not.” Most of us will never have that issue, but the sentiment rings true. By and large, they were well received, which was nice. Even if you don’t like what they do, they seen like nice people and are basically harmless, so c’est la vie. A few people even congratulated Robyn on her pregnancy, while their critics basically concurred that these were good people who just had the “wrong idea.” One woman was nervous that people might think that Lovell, Wyoming was the birthplace of polygamy. Not the case, sweetheart, it’s just the birthplace of TLC’s polygamist reality show … so basically the same thing in this era. At a reunion of Kody Brown’s high school friends, which TLC clearly had no role in pulling together, they regaled the wives with stories of their husband in H.S. He liked to be the center of attention, apparently. Says a lot. When you’ve got four adoring wives and 17 kids clamoring for your time and love day in day out, that’s one way to be the focal point of your own little universe. Kody’s best friend Ken had an interesting take on the Browns’ lifestyle: “We feel like he’s got an issue come Judgment day,” he said. “If he goes to hell, so be it.” Pretty much, Ken. Pretty much. Apparently some people thought Kody was “flamboyantly gay” in high school. The reason for that theory was that he wore “tight pants” and he “flipped” his hair. It turns out he was just ahead of his time, though, trying to be fashionable as a man. In this day and age, we would merely term him … well, something else. We never really got the gay vibe from the Kode-man, but the four wives will certainly dispel that notion fast. How much more straight can a guy be, right?! He marries women and fathers their kids left and right! Speaking of which, Kody and Robyn plan to name their son Solomon. That sounds like a nice name. Thoughts on this installment of Sister Wives? How do you think Kody’s trip home went? Do you like the name Solomon? Vote in our poll and comment below! What do you think of Kody Brown and Sister Wives?
