Olivia Sprauer aka Victoria V. James is some fake titty teacher who was moonlighting as a bikini model / topless model….who got fired from being a teacher because I guess the slut moms who let guys cum in them in order to make annoying babies don’t respect women who their baby daddies would rather fuck teaching their annoying autistic babies…. Here are a bunch of her “modeling” pics….her fake titty bikini modeling career, that I am pretty sure won’t be taking her major places or really going anywhere after all this press. She’s just one of those fake titty, barmaid looking, cheesy chicks who hangs with dudes on steroids with tribal tattoos, who think she’s hot and is willing to get half naked to feel hot….There are so many girls like this….and they usually work for free. This publicity is not going to land her in Victoria’s Secret…. but it may get her into porn….I mean she looks the part…I guess dreams can come true when you crave male attention and fail at your “safe” “normal” job…. I would pay her 10,000 dollars to shoot a porn for me….maybe I’ll need to wait til we get a little closer to rent day to make that magic happen. You know when she’s a little more desperate and my micropenis fetish porn doesn’t leave her feeling too damaged and degraded…. ALl this to say, when I was in school, my teachers were busted old ladies, I wish I had access to this kind of pussy to get random spontaneous boners to while doing math….
Lindsay , boo boo you need to get your coins right cause bad breath isn’t cute. Lindsay Lohan’s Teeth Are Rotting According to The National Enquirer Scary new crisis for LINDSAY LOHAN, who just made this shocking confession to a close pal: “My teeth are actually rotting! Some are chipped, others are turning brown – and I don’t have the money to fix them!” Near tears, the wild-child star blurted her sad news while partying at Manhattan’s Le Bain when the friend wordlessly handed over…a mint. Visibly upset, she asked: “Does my breath smell that bad?” The friend nodded and “Lindsay looked like she was ready to cry,” said my source. “With all her problems, she now has something else to worry about…her teeth! She just doesn’t have the money to see a dentist and fix them. And weirdly, she blamed her shocking condition on ‘too many sodas!’” Lindsay’s million-dollar smile started fading noticeably some two years ago, when she showed up on red carpets flashing a rotten-toothed smile. In late 2011, a dental expert inspecting photos of her decaying choppers told RadarOnline that “smoking wouldn’t cause the decay and browning you see around the gums. Damage like that is something we see in patients who are using or have used drugs.” NOTE: In October 2011, Lindsay told the press she’d had her teeth whitened, and flashed a bright new smile. But her admission that her teeth are “actually rotting” indicates trouble’s still brewing behind the flashy facade. Lindsay’s been in rehab five times for drug and alcohol abuse, and she’s headed back again. So even if she could afford to fix her teeth, they’ll quickly rot again, unless… Keep it 100 Lindsay. You been doing more than drinking sodas to get those rotten teeth.
All this attention is getting to Ashley Tisdale’s head. You know recently back burnererd while her cunt friends got all this press for their Spring Breakers bikini wearing bullshit, while she was the one with the body, who took care of herself, and actually worked out, while the others were just lazy fucking pigs about it. I figure it is because various reports from a source close to her have emailed me telling me they grew up together and that she’s actually 8 years older than she says she is, forcing her to choose clean living and fitness to keep up the lie…a choice that has resulted in a golden body. Not to mention, her face gets a lot of hate, at least by me, not because I wouldn’t cum all over it, but because I have higher expectations for Hollywood trash who make millions playing make-belief….badly. Forcing her to give the fans something worth jerking off to via squats. But now that the Scary Movie 5 press has died down, she’s hitting the internet full throttle to get noticed the best way she can….in a bikini. I mean I could think of at least 1 other way to pull it off, but I figure she’s peaking right now and we’ll have to wait for rock bottom to happen before instigating or launching that exposed vagina campaign.
All this attention is getting to Ashley Tisdale’s head. You know recently back burnererd while her cunt friends got all this press for their Spring Breakers bikini wearing bullshit, while she was the one with the body, who took care of herself, and actually worked out, while the others were just lazy fucking pigs about it. I figure it is because various reports from a source close to her have emailed me telling me they grew up together and that she’s actually 8 years older than she says she is, forcing her to choose clean living and fitness to keep up the lie…a choice that has resulted in a golden body. Not to mention, her face gets a lot of hate, at least by me, not because I wouldn’t cum all over it, but because I have higher expectations for Hollywood trash who make millions playing make-belief….badly. Forcing her to give the fans something worth jerking off to via squats. But now that the Scary Movie 5 press has died down, she’s hitting the internet full throttle to get noticed the best way she can….in a bikini. I mean I could think of at least 1 other way to pull it off, but I figure she’s peaking right now and we’ll have to wait for rock bottom to happen before instigating or launching that exposed vagina campaign.
Awwwwwwww, looks like he’s a lil happier to see one of his peeps than the other. Kanye West was spotted strolling in Soho with his baby mama Kim Kardashian after an extended time apart while he’s been working on his album in Paris. Of course the couple was mobbed by the paps. Peep how Kim was rocking the Giuseppe Zanotti jawns her boo designed. You know she probably gave him an earful about how bad he was making her look in the press for being away so much. Hit the flip for more pics of Ye and Hov’s joyful reunion.
Lauren Conrad is amassing quite the portfolio. The former star of MTV’s Laguna Beach and The Hills just purchased a new Los Angeles home, renovated by Jeff Lewis, of Bravo’s Flipping Out fame. It cost her $3.745 million. Check it out: The private, 4,300-square-foot, 2-story, New England-style home is located in the posh, West L.A. enclave of Brentwood, home to many celebrities. The 6-bedroom, 5-bedroom estate sits on a quarter acre and features hardwood floors; marble in the kitchen and bathrooms; and stainless steel appliances. While the backyard doesn’t come with that quintessential celebrity staple – a swimming pool – the listing notes that there’s definitely room to build one. Lauren Conrad, 27, also owns a Beverly Hills condo and a four-bedroom pad in that Orange County seaside town where it all began … Laguna Beach. She’s also an author and fashion designer, among her other pursuits. Seems like she’s doing pretty well overall as a businesswoman these days …
It’s 4/20, man! And to celebrate, This is the End has released a new promo. The promo promises that if you buy your advanced tickets today, then the studio will take care of your “munchies.” Interesting. This is the End Promo: 4/20! This is the End stars Pineapple Express collaborators Seth Rogen and James Franco as themselves. When the apocalypse hits Los Angeles during a party at Franco’s house, a group of comedy friends holes up and fights to survive. Jonah Hill, Jay Baruschel, Danny McBride, Craig Robinson, Emma Watson, Michael Cera, Jason Segel, David Krumholtz, Paul Rudd, Aziz Ansari, Mindy Kaling, Martin Starr, Kevin Hart, Rihanna, and Christopher Mintz-Plasse also star. This is the End arrives June 12.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Zooey Deschanel. While these two names might not sound similar to you, they were close enough to confuse one Fox affiliate Friday during the massive Boston manhunt. Not long before authorities captured the Boston bombing suspect , he was erroneously listed by the closed captioning as the beautiful singer-actress. Cross promotion for New Girl ? A welcome moment of levity after what could only be described as a tough week, which ended after police remarkably took Tsarnaev alive last night. Zooey Deschanel, meanwhile, is still at large.
The fugitive Boston Marathon bombing suspect is alive and in custody. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was captured just moments ago following a massive manhunt in Watertown, Mass. He had evaded capture since late Thursday night. The search for Tsarnaev focused on Watertown, a town just a few miles outside Boston. He was eventually discovered hiding in a boat in a residential yard. NBC News reports that the wanted Boston bombing suspect was found pinned down in the boat, the cover of which showed a tear and blood stain. Law enforcement sources said police had seen the suspect moving from a State Police helicopter, then confirmed the report with infrared technology. They were alerted to his presence by a Watertown resident who walked outside when frustrated officials lifted the lockdown order around 6 p.m. The resident saw the blood, and that some of the cords tying down the tarp over it were cut. He observed moment inside the boat, and called 911. Authorities then formed a perimeter around the Watertown property and are believed to have exchanged gunfire with the suspect while it was still daylight. Watch a raw video taken from a neighboring window of that exchange: Boston Bombing Suspect Shootout in Watertown It is not certain if the suspect fired back, but no officers were injured. As they moved in, they observed Dzhokhar Tsarnaev sit up, and after using “flash bang” stun grenades to disorient and distract him, took him into custody. Officers were acting with extreme caution because they remained concerned that the suspect might be wearing a suicide bomb vest, a source said. Within the last hour, NBC News reported that there was a fire in the boat the bombing suspect was hiding in and that the suspect was bleeding heavily. It was widely assumed by many in the press and on social media that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was dead, or soon would be as police surrounded him. Not the case. Tsarnaev, 19, was taken away via ambulance and has left the scene (see below, with boat, on Bing maps). State Police have confirmed he is alive. At a news conference, the Boston Police Chief described his condition as serious. Officials speculate that he was wounded early this morning by police – it is not clear how gravely – and has not had access to food or water since. As the thousands of federal, state and local law enforcement now depart, they are doing so to deafening applause and standing ovations from citizens. The U.S. Attorney’s office would not say if Tsarnaev has been Mirandized. The shootout comes after a violent night in which his brother and alleged co-conspirator, Tamerlan Tsarnaev , died in a separate firefight with police. The brothers are believed to have carried out Monday’s Marathon bombings, which killed three people and wounded more than 180 others, some gravely. Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev, 26, also suspected of killing an MIT police officer in his vehicle late Thursday, setting the events of Friday into motion. Authorities in Boston suspended all mass transit and warned close to a million people in the entire city and some of its suburbs to stay indoors today. After it was finally over, law enforcement earned the ultimate hat tip. Obama on Boston Bombing Suspect Arrest President Barack Obama praised authorities and ordinary Bostonians alike in a live press conference from the White House after the massive manhunt. “Tonight, our nation is in debt to the people of Boston,” Obama said, and went on to thank Bostonians as “citizens and partners” in the investigation. The president said this resolution wouldn’t have been possible without close coordination among federal, state and local law enforcement authorities. “They all worked as they should,” Obama said, “as a team.” After promising the victims of the West, Texas fertilizer plant explosion that they weren’t forgotten either, he concluded, in the understatement of all time: “This has been been a tough week.” Story developing … UPDATE, 4/20, 7:00 a.m. : Tsarnaev remains in the hospital, the severity and nature of his condition unclear, according to Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick. Patrick did say that he is “hoping very deeply he survives, because I’ve got a lot of questions and I know investigators have a lot of questions for him.”
I woke up on Christmas day 2012 not knowing that later that morning I would open a present that would change my life forever. My mum and dad had got me meet and greet tickets for March 5th 2013 and I was the happiest I’d ever been, my dream had finally come true. Then, on February 27th 2013 I came home from school like any other day when my dad told me his friend had been given free meet and greets for the next day in Birmingham and he wanted me, the biggest belieber he’d heard of to have them. I completely freaked out. In the car ride up my friend Alice and I blasted all of Justin’s songs. I knew this was going to be the craziest day of my life. We had already bought Justin a birthday present, a teddy bear that sang a birthday song when you pressed his paw. When we arrived I was shaking like mad and was so nervous but excited. We waited in line for about 2 hours until we finally reached the room where we would meet Justin. Alice and I were right on the edge next to where you came out after meeting Justin. We waited about 10 minutes when suddenly a familiar face peeped through the curtain on the other side of the room, Dan! The girls behind us asked if we would shout to Dan with them so we could meet him, so together we all shouted, “PLEASE COME HERE DAN!” I couldn’t believe it as Dan walked over and stood right next to me. We talked for about 10 minutes and looking back it feels like we had known each other for years. One of Justin’s security people stood next to me and I heard her say into her radio, ‘The penguin is on the ice.” This could only mean one thing! All the girls were talking amongst themselves when we suddenly hear, “OUCH BRO THAT WAS MY FINGER.” Everyone freaked out, knowing it was Justin. The meet and greet started and we could see the girls come out crying and hugging each other. Kenny walked past us and waved and then it was almost our turn. We had to give Justin’s bear to security who I made promise they would give it to him. We walked in and he said, “Hey girls.” Just before we took the picture I said, “I can’t believe this.” We took the picture and then I put my other arm around him and tried to hug him but security began to push me out so I screamed “I LOVE YOU.” For about an hour I cried but then it was time for the concert. It was the best concert I’d ever been to. During ‘Catching Feelings’ he sang directly at me! Then March 5th came and my friend Maddie and I were so so excited. We arrived at the arena at about 3:30 and waited in line to get our wrist bands. I recognized Ryan, the host and security from Birmingham and as I got my wristband I said, “Did you give Justin my birthday bear?” and he said, “Oh we get lots of presents, sorry…wait did it sing?” and I said, “Yes. It had a blue hat and sang when you press the paw.” He said, “Was that you? He wouldn’t stop pressing that thing, he loved it!” I burst into tears, I couldn’t believe Justin had received my present! Ryan drew a star on my wristband and told me to show it to him before I went into meet Justin. I had no clue what it meant. After a long wait it was our turn to go in, and I showed Ryan my band. That’s when he said, “You’re going to meet Justin on your own and so will your friend.” He then mouthed something to the security behind the curtain. I walked up to the entrance and saw Alfredo! He stuck his tongue out at me and I did it back, he laughed and said hey. I completely spazzed out and waved like a freak. I walked over to Justin, who said “Hey!” and I replied with “Hey Justin!” We took the picture and I could feel his hand rubbing my back. Then I asked for a hug so Justin stood back and put his arms open and smiled. Justin hugged me in a bear hug pretty tight so I was like, “…woah” and he chuckled and said, “Aw sorry sweetie.” Then I had to walk out and I said, “I love you so much,” and he said, “Love you too, bye!” I walked out and waited for my friend who also had an amazing experience. I could not get over how amazing he was at hugging, he made me feel so loved and safe. Before the concert I kept my eye on the side of the stage where I knew the crew usually stood. Suddenly I saw Brad so I ran over and asked for a selfie and he said sure! I couldn’t believe it! Then I saw Scooter walked past and yelled, “Scooter, whats up!” He turned his head and laughed at me but then kept walking towards backstage. While we were waiting for Justin to start I tweeted Brad the picture of us. When Carly was on, I felt my phone buzz and saw Brad had tweeted back! I could not believe my eyes! Again, the concert was amazing and I loved when Jaden came out and sang ‘Never Say Never’ with Justin. When Justin was singing Beauty and a Beat, Dan was pulling funny faces at me and I think he recognized me from Birmingham! Later, he threw me his guitar pick! During ‘Baby’ I looked to the side of the stage and saw Kenny dancing and Chaz and Fredo were there! It was so funny! These two nights were without a doubt the best of my life. I’m so proud of Justin and love him and the crew more than I could possibly explain. I NEVER believed anything like this would happen to me, my luck sucks but it did when I least expected it! Never give up, because trust me dreams can come true, I promise. -Emily (@ Suavebieber_) More here: I woke up on Christmas day 2012 not knowing that later that…
