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More Victoria Justice In A Sexy Swimsuit

I’ve been jealous of a lot of weird sh%t over the years, but I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever been jealous of a giant plastic skull. Then again, I’m jealous of pretty much anything that gets to be within 5 feet of Victoria Justice and that perfect body of hers, including that swimsuit she’s currently got on. But who knows. Maybe in my next life, I can come back as one of her bikinis. Fingers crossed!

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Kendall Jenner’s Booty In Some Photoshoot

It must be tough to grow up in the Kardashian family, and constantly hearing about Kim and how “sexy” her gross, oversized booty is. It’s got to really screw a person up. But I’m glad to see Kendall Jenner made it out OK. Because here she is showing off her perfectly normal-sized booty in a thong for her latest photoshoot. And if you ask me, I’ll take Kendall’s over that fake stuff any day.

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Awesome Cleavage Show

I keep telling you guys that Nicole Scherzinger is in the middle of some kind of major hotness comeback right now. I’m pretty sure this is our third post in under two weeks. And it’s all thanks to social media. If you ask me, more washed-up former hotties should try it. The way I see it, it’s way easier to make an Instagram profile than get yourself on a reality show. Plus, it cuts out the middleman. This way, the cleavage goes straight to the fans. No filter. Enjoy.

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Julianne Hough Dancing With Her Brother Is Creepy

According to my sources, Julianne Hough and her dancer brother Derek are currently putting on their own dance tour, which is pretty damn creepy for a brother and sister act, if you ask me. Just watch the video if you don’t believe me. But remember, I’m a professional blogger who still lives with my mother, so pretty sure that makes me an authority on creepy. Crap. Wait. Nevermind that, ladies. If you want to get together and grind like Julianne and Derek, let me know. …OK, that was still creepy, wasn’t it? Dammit.

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Nina Agdal Works Her Body Real Good

For a while there, I didn’t think Nina Agdal  was going to be able to do it. But just when I thought her career was over, my former #1 favorite model went and made a full hotness comeback. And all it took was a bunch of  topless photoshoots and bikini pictures . Easy, right? Why wasn’t she doing this all along?

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Nina Agdal Works Her Body Real Good

Kelly Rohrbach Works It In Cosmo Good

It feels like they’ve been promoting that damn Baywatch movie for two years now, but I’m pretty sure it’s got to finally be coming out soon. Because  Kelly Rohrbach just made the latest issue of Cosmopolitan , and I don’t think the  Baywatch star is famous enough to land a magazine cover on her own. Here’s hoping that changes after the movie comes out though. Because I don’t know about you perverts, but I could definitely get used to seeing a lot more of this busty blonde.

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Micaela Schaefer Does Baywatch Good!

I know it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new updates from the world’s best-dressed hot nobody, so here’s  Micaela Schaefer doing an unofficially licensed, Baywatch -themed photoshoot to promote some new “club tour” of hers. I tried to look up if she was doing any shows near me, but according to her manager, Micaela doesn’t play “perverts’ mom’s basements.” Which is a pretty dumb business decision, if you ask me. I bet that’s 99% of her fan base.

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Sofia Vergara Rides A Bull In The Water

If you’ve ever dreamt of seeing a busty TV star attempt to ride an inflatable bull in a pool, first off, you’ve got some weirdly-specific fantasies. And second, you’re in luck, because Sofia Vergara just posted that exact video on Instagram. Also, in related news, I’m pretty sure Sofia’s 15 minutes of fame just got extended by another 30 seconds. Maybe even 45 if I concentrate real hard. Wish us luck. Im getting very good at it #Ihaveallsummer A post shared by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Apr 23, 2017 at 3:25pm PDT

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Gisele Bundchen Models Shoes In Lace

I’m too lazy to look it up and double-check (also, that would eat into valuable pants-around-my-ankles time), but I’m pretty sure this latest  Gisele Bundchen photoshoot is for some shoe company. And I’ve never really understood why these companies get a hot supermodel like Gisele to model their shoes. I mean, yes, she’s super leggy, but the last thing I’m looking at right now is her feet. Complete waste of money, if you ask me.

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Gisele Bundchen Models Shoes In Lace

Gisele Bundchen Models Shoes In Lace

I’m too lazy to look it up and double-check (also, that would eat into valuable pants-around-my-ankles time), but I’m pretty sure this latest  Gisele Bundchen photoshoot is for some shoe company. And I’ve never really understood why these companies get a hot supermodel like Gisele to model their shoes. I mean, yes, she’s super leggy, but the last thing I’m looking at right now is her feet. Complete waste of money, if you ask me.

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