And now, allow Carrie Fisher to break up your busy work day by pointing out the differences between the epic film franchise in which she starred as Princess Leia, Star Wars , and the television sci-fi series Star Trek . “They’re not in the same league. I mean, they have the word ‘star’ in the title. And there is space travel. Where do they go to? Klingon? That sounds like a laundry detergent.” Click here for the rest of Fisher’s inspired diatribe which also touches on Star Wars merchandising, her Princess Leia Metal bikini and Dick Cheney’s penis, of course. [ YouTube via EW ]
And now, allow Carrie Fisher to break up your busy work day by pointing out the differences between the epic film franchise in which she starred as Princess Leia, Star Wars , and the television sci-fi series Star Trek . “They’re not in the same league. I mean, they have the word ‘star’ in the title. And there is space travel. Where do they go to? Klingon? That sounds like a laundry detergent.” Click here for the rest of Fisher’s inspired diatribe which also touches on Star Wars merchandising, her Princess Leia Metal bikini and Dick Cheney’s penis, of course. [ YouTube via EW ]
Recently Fat, Bi-Polar, Rehab, Anger Management, barrel of headcase issues cuz she had no childhood, but was instead propelled into the competitive, abusive world of child stardom, to make her parents rich enough to buy the house and not have to work the plant their immigrant asses belong in…Demi Lovato….has decided to bring out some titty to some event…and it’s not all that exciting, I mean it’s not the 90s, and J.Lo kinda broke down that door of deep neckline dresses, desensitizing us….because our pervert levels are so much harder to reach thanks to all the porn we’ve been exposed to and all the stunts celebs have pulled the last decade…reminding her that maybe she should tap into her crazy side and smear feces on her naked body while fucking household objects in video the next time she wants to get noticed…since that’s why bi-polar people do when they are really bi-polar and not just pretending to be to justify being fat or whatever it is this twat is doing…. Who cares – here are the pics of her a the Latin Grammy Awards. Here are the other bitches who were with her at the Latin Grammy Awards I wasn’t Invited to….all latin which I think is another word for elegant and well put together, subtle yet refined, all the time like this isn’t a fucking ghetto backyard wedding on Easter.motherfuckers Shakira the princess at the Prom Paulina Rubio Classy like a Mexican Catholic Christmas Event for Jesus…… Mayra Veronica a vision in red… Sofia Vergara Not Titty Enough for my liking……. Adrienne Bailon showing some side….
We try to come up with a nickname befitting Rihanna’s superstar status, in Bigger Than the Sound. By James Montgomery Rihanna Photo: Samir Hussein/WireImage I realize this is probably not important, what with all the horrible stuff going on in the world, but Rihanna totally needs a good nickname. More specifically, she deserves a good nickname, one befitting her status as a true pop&B icon. To wit, she has scored a staggering 10 #1’s on the Billboard Hot 100 — making her the youngest ever to achieve such a feat — including four in 2010 alone. She has released six albums since 2005 (her next is due in November), which have sold more than 20 million copies worldwide. She has won four Grammy awards, is the official ambassador of Barbados (where she ranks somewhere between Doug E. Fresh and rum on the nation’s “greatest exports” scale), has signed lucrative endorsement deals with everyone from Gucci to Vita Coco, makes really great, slightly controversial music videos , takes amazing meet-and-greet photos , commands a huge fanbase she affectionately refers to as her Navy and is a true pioneer of the hair arts. And yet, the best moniker we have been able to come up with for her seems to be “RiRi.” Or maybe “The Bajan Beauty,” which sounds like something Bob Barker would’ve come up with while hosting the 1978 Miss Universe pageant. Clearly, this needs to change. After all, Madonna is the “Queen of Pop.” Lady Gaga is “Mother Monster.” Mariah Carey is “Mimi.” Rihanna has earned the right to be mentioned in the same sentence as all three, yet she often isn’t. And I can think of no other reason beside the fact that she does not have a truly great nickname. Sure, I guess you could call her “The Princess of the Roc,” but really, that was Teairra Mari’s handle first (and everyone seems to be rushing to transfer it over to Willow Smith), and in a lot of ways, it just seems lacking. Rihanna demands something new, something descriptive, something that manages to capture everything that makes her so sensational: her youth, her heritage, her effervescence. Also, on a selfish note, I am desperately looking for new way to refer to her in stories. My job is hard sometimes. Of course, coming up with suitable sobriquets is actually a lot tougher than you’d imagine. An honorary title must not only fit like a glove — could Aretha Franklin really be anything but the Queen of Soul? — but it must be earned. Elvis didn’t become the King, overnight, after all. Yet I can think of no current star in need of a nickname more than Rihanna (is it any wonder that she once sang “What’s my name?”). And since no one else seems to be stepping up, I’ve created a list of potential choices — nicknames befitting of a true star. Of course, if you’ve got one, let me know in the comments below. Like I said, nicknaming is hard work. The 21st Century Girl : Works on two levels: One, it plays up the fact that Rihanna is basically the face of 21st-century pop: a multi-national, genre-bending, tech-crunching (have you seen her Twitter account?) superstar. Two, it is a play on that old T.Rex song, and T.Rex are awesome — just like Rihanna. Who cares if Willow Smith has a song by that name too? Rihanna is the 21st Century Girl. The Admiral : Since she is the commanding officer of the Rihanna Navy. The only downside? David Robinson seemingly locked this one up back in 1986. The Bajan Baroness, or the Baroness : If all the other royalty nicknames are taken (shoot, even Fergie is the Dutchess), well, then let’s dub Rihanna the Baroness. Not only does it sound cool, but there’s a certain badass swagger to it. I’m sure no one remembers the old G.I. Joe character at this point anyway. The Caribbean Queen : You know, because Barbados is located in the Caribbean. And because Rihanna is a queen. Also brings to mind Billy Ocean , which is always a good thing. The Divine Miss R : This one might piss off Bette Midler fans. Also, it seems sort of old-fashioned to refer to Rihanna as “Miss.” Still, I think there’s something to this one. It sort of captures her “respect the bitch” essence. Lil’ Sis, or Sis : Because she really seems like everyone’s kid sister (and because Kid Sister was already taken). Fun, flirty and just a little bit fierce, just like Rihanna. The Only Girl : A nod to one of her biggest hits, also the fact that she really is the only girl in the pop game worth caring about. In a pinch, could be shortened to “The One.” The Pride of Barbados : It’s the national flower of her homeland. Also, people there are proud of her. Its scientific name is caesalpinia pulcherrima, so maybe also “‘Pini”? The Saint Michael Siren : Gives props to the Bajan parish where she was born and also pays tribute to her voice. Of course, also sort of paints her as a seductive bird woman who lured sailors to their death. Which Rihanna nickname is your favorite? Or can you do better? Let us know in the comments! Related Artists Rihanna
Filmography Movies * Antique Bakery (2008) * The Naked Kitchen (2009) TV Series * Princess Hours (MBC, 2006) * The Devil (KBS, 2007) Endorsements * Crown Butter Waffle * Clride * Bon * Hi Harriet Shopping Mall * Calvin Klein * CF- SKT * Cass Beer * IBM * LEVI’s * POLO * Reebok * Cyworld * KTF * Sshil On-line game * OB Lageo Deung Awards * 2005 Most Stylish Male Model- Style Magazine * 2005 Best Male Model- The Photographers#39; Association (2005) * Best Dresser Model Award- (2004) * Best
It’s a magical week for TV mammage as the first season of Camelot , featuring Eva Green ‘s witchy wobblers, hits DVD and Blu-ray, as does Spartacus: Gods of the Arena (RIP Andy Whitfield ). In other nudes, Emmy nominee Kelly MacDonald shares her Scottish snookers in Trainspotting , nude on Blu-ray, and fapping you’ll be when Carrie Fisher and her metal bikini receive the HD treatment on the Star Wars: The Complete Saga Blu-ray. Hey George Lucas ! How about you quit messing with Darth Vader and put some nudity in there next time?: Camelot (2011), the new dramatic series from Starz, promises to “redefine the classic medieval tale of King Arthur.” Apparently this means lots and lots of nudity, because when it comes to medieval mammaries, Camelot delivers the goods. Mr. Skin hall-of-famer Eva Green stars as Arthur’s half-sister Morgan, whose dark beauty and bodacious curves cast an thrilling nude spell. Also starring is Tamsin Egerton as the adulterous Guinevere,providing plenty of opportunity for Tamsin to show some tan skin. It’s the eternal battle of blonde vs. brunette: which lucky swords will pierce these ladies’ stones? Tune in to Camelot and see! A prequel to the skintastic series Spartacus: Blood and Sand , Spartacus: Gods of the Arena will harden your partacus just like the original. Lucy Lawless returns, juicy and flawless, as the insatiable and constantly nude Lucretia, while kooky Dexter beauty Jaime Murray is brought on as her best gal pal-slash-lesbo love. Packed with naked slaves and racktastic noblewomen, Spartacus: Gods of the Arena will make you glad-she-ator! Ewan McGregor and Robert Carlyle broke onto the international scene with Trainspotting (1996), the tale of Scottish junkies living in the gutter. Meanwhile, dicks broke out of zippers all over the world after filmgoers spotted Pauline Lynch and Kelly MacDonald . The film’s a memorable look at lowlifes who choose to waste their existence. Still, the filmmakers should be ashamed of themselves for showing Pauline and Kelly as fringe benefits of the junkie culture. It’s a good case against just saying no. On the other hand, you’ll soon get addicted to our clips of these lovely ladies helping out lascivious losers. Writer/director George Lucas rewrote the rules of cinema with Star Wars (1977), his sci-fi adventure opus set “a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.” When Princess Leia ( Carrie Fisher ) is kidnapped by evil Darth Vader, it’s a band of rag-tag heroes led by Luke Skywalker ( Mark Hammil ), Obi-Wan Kenobi ( Alec Guiness ), and Han Solo ( Harrison Ford ) to the rescue. Star Wars (1977) went on to spawn five huge sequels and made cultural icons of R2-D2, C-3PO, and Chewy. The third and sexiest installment of the Star Wars saga, Return of the Jedi (1983) features all the favorite characters from that long time ago in a galaxy far, far away doing what they do best. Luke Skywalker ( Mark Hamill ) dukes it out with villainous Darth Vader ( David Prowse , with voice provided by James Earl Jones ). Han Solo ( Harrison Ford ) and Chewbacca ( Peter Mayhew ) team up with Lando Calrissian ( Billy Dee Williams ) to blow up a new Death Star. Yoda is green. Jabba the Hut is fat. And Princess Leia ( Carrie Fisher ) wears a metal bikini that’s been copied by fangirls and fapped to by fanboys ever since. CU Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for all the newest, nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here on the Mr. Skin blog!
Carrie Fisher would not approve: “Mistakes are a drag, because you get in the area of regret and self-pity. I don’t like to linger in this zone. Obviously, drug use is a huge mistake. So I’ve made some bad choices. That’s reflected in the Princess Leia thing. I do not take it on. Me having a tantrum in the corner for my cut of Star Wars toothpaste? I don’t want to get into it. Every so often, I wonder if Natalie Portman is getting more money than the none I’m getting. If she’s holding a check for Princess Amidala’s likeness in one hand and her Oscar in the other, that would piss me off.” [ The Daily Beast ]
The Game must really not like Jay-Z. The Compton rapper continues to take shots at the throne. During the VMAs The Game did some commentary giving his Twitter followers a brief recap on the show. The Game commented on Beyonce’s pregnancy saying, “Jay-Z Came In Beyonce” and a Twitter follower responded by asking, “You Wanna be Jay-Z bad huh?” The Game then replied, “Naw I Don’t Want Hot Dog Link Lips n a Birds Chest @ All #imGood.” Check out the tweets below. RELATED: Game’s R.E.D Album Debuts At Number 1 On Charts Can You Decode Jay-Z’s Tweet To Chris Brown? The Game Spazzes On His Girlfriend After She Tries To Break Up Fight [VIDEO]
The little black dress has staked its claim in just about everyone’s wardrobe for good reason – it transcends time therefore making it a classic. But while we’ve come to appreciate what the little black dress has represented to us over the years, the anything “nude” trend has jetted to the forefront of everyone’s consciousness as a must-have color to be injected into your wardrobes as an anchor to bold prints and into the contents of your makeup bags to bring out the princess in you. The role of nude makeup is to expose the “beautiful natural you” as these ladies’ makeup artists have so artfully demonstrated on each of them, but you can achieve these elegant looks sans the makeup artist by trying some of these products… Serena’s cheeks are adorned with the slightest hint of peach blush similar to Dr. Hauschka’s Rouge Powder #01 ($28.90, saffronrouge.com) which has three great selling points: it’s organic, absorbs excess oil because it contains Kaolin (a China clay) & works on all types of skin. To get the simple, highlighted effect of Shanika’s lips, try Lorac’s Sheer Lipstick ($19, ulta.com) and to help bring your eyes alive… read more GIVEAWAY ALERT ! Enter for your chance to win over $400 in beauty products in the Hue Knew It Ultimate Beauty Junkie’s Giveaway ! 4 people will win. Click here for rules . Hue Knew It? I did . Enter The “Ultimate Beauty Junkie” Giveaway! Beauty 911: More Ways To Treat Dark Spots
Meeting the princess of pop, behind the scenes at the biggest awards show of the year, in Bigger Than the Sound. By James Montgomery Britney Spears Photo: Getty Images I’m not sure how many times this has happened to you, but when you’re in the middle of recording voice-overs during the Video Music Awards and all of a sudden you get an email from the assistant of your bosses’ boss telling you that you have to interview Britney Spears in her dressing room in 10 minutes — man, that’s weird. Because it’s Britney Spears. One of the hugest pop stars on the planet, constant target of the tabloids, decided enigma. She’s not exactly forthcoming with the press (for reasons that are certainly understandable) and not particularly interested in sitting down for a chat — especially when said chat is supposed to take place in her dressing room, surrounded by her team of publicists, makeup artists and friends. Needless to say, the odds of the whole thing going down in a ball of flames are pretty high. And yet, there I was on Sunday night, winding my way through the backstage corridors of the Nokia Theatre, the VMAs literally happening all around me, on my way to meet Britney. Armed only with an email (and a rather paltry level of security clearance), I talked my way past the stone-faced security guards — who, it should be noted, didn’t seem to believe that I was about to interview Britney Spears either — found my way to her dressing-room door and awaited further instructions. As I stood there, my mind raced: What, exactly, was I going to ask her, anyway? And, perhaps more importantly, what is she really like? After a few minutes, the door swung open, one of her publicists poked his head out and told me, quite matter-of-factly, “Britney’s ready.” I entered the tiny dressing room, scanned the faces lining the walls (publicist one, publicist two, manager Larry Rudolph, makeup artist, sister Jamie Lynn) and suddenly came face to face with Britney herself, eyes wide and sparkling, head cocked slightly, big smile on her face. I noticed the tiny pair of red dice she has tattooed on her left wrist, the hem of her black dress, the way she crossed her ankles. And then, I noticed she was looking right at me. “Hi, I’m Britney,” she said. No kidding. I am happy to report that Britney Spears is a very nice person; she is funny and carries herself with a relaxed grace that belies her superstardom. We spoke about her VMA tribute — during which she spent much of the time praising others — and how, even after winning a boatload of awards, she’s still blown away each and every time her name is called. Shoot, we even laughed about Lady Gaga’s alter ego, Jo Calderone (“She’s definitely in character,” Brit laughed). In fact, the thing that struck me the most about her was her quick wit: She cracks jokes like they’re going out of style. And while I guess you could say that I learned an awful lot about Britney on Sunday night, the biggest lesson was probably this: Basically everything you think you know about her is wrong. It’s sort of a shame she doesn’t do more interviews, because, really, I think most folks would leave feeling the same way I do. Then again, I can understand why she doesn’t. It’s sort of an uphill battle at this point. Regardless, interviewing her was definitely a highlight, and not just because she’s press-shy. It most certainly ranks as my greatest VMA moment, even ahead of the pre-show I hosted live Sunday night. So the next time you get a panicked email and an invite to sit down with Britney, I highly recommend you respond immediately. It will definitely be worth your time. The 28th annual MTV Video Music Awards have wrapped, but the real action is just getting started! Stick with MTV News for winners , fashion pics, video and behind-the-scenes stories about everything that went down. Visit VMA.MTV.com for the latest. Related Videos VMA 2011: Backstage Interviews Related Photos VMA 2011: Show Highlights VMA 2011: Backstage Moments Related Artists Britney Spears
