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Sophie Howard’s Retirement Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on November 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My girl MadamMeow notified me of this crisis…tragedy….end of the fucking world situation….Sophie Howard has retired from being a Glamour Model…because like every stripper who feels objectified and that they’ve peaked creatively in their field…she’s decided to ride her undeserved money into the sunset until realizing that it was way easier just showing her tits…coming back to that is inevitable..unless of course she marries a rich “Footballer” like the rest of the UK sluts…. Apparently these were shot a year ago….published this month…an end of an era to anyone who knows who Sophie Howard is…and doesn’t realize that google will bring up titties past…that are probably better versions of her….reminding me to thank her for giving up instead of holding on…long after it is too late….

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Abbey Clancy is Hot in Lingerie for Frank White of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Abbey Clancy is some re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy, or maybe she dragged it through the mud, or maybe too mature and not playful enough and whatever the reason….who the fuck cares…cuz she’s still a lingerie model….modeling lingerie….but I prefer when she’s fucking topless …..but I guess this mom body is alright to look at too….because it isn’t fat.

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Emma Watson’s Nipple Pasties of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emma Watson’s tit fell out of her dress at the premiere of some movie and the paparazzi got pics….like the bottom feeding rats they are….scrambling for any bit of food they can get…. People are calling it a Wardrobe Malfuncion….and I fucking hate the term “Wardrobe Malfunction”….partially because it is flimsy tabloid fodder, you know a catch phrase like calling Ryan Reynolds an Blake Lively – RAKE or Brad and Angelina BRANGELINA….just fucking stupid on all levels….yet embraced by the drones who digest this shit and love this shit…who are probably better off dead cuz they represent all that is bad in society…. You see, it is even worse, when the Malfunction in question was actually function, the shit designed to happen…hence why the bitch was wearing nipple pasties to begin with… All this to say, Emma Watson tit creeps me out, because I know you weirdos jerking off to it are people who have been wating to see her topless since the first Harry Potter….fans in all the wrong ways….not that I even hate on a tit popping out of a dress…but I hate what it happens to represent on this bitch…. TO SEE THE PICS OF EMMA WATSON’S NIPPLE PASTIES FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Playboy Playmate Review

Posted on February 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood

When thinking about who is the hottest and sexiest Playboy Playmate of them all it is probably better to remind yourself about them first by watching this video clip. Continue reading →

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Noelia Rios Topless Photoshoot with Her Brother of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a pretty twisted publicity stunt that hit last week…but that I only heard about today because I’m not up to fucking speed on my obscure big brother contestants from around the world….but the rumor is this is some bitch named Noelia Rios with some big fake tits, who was a Big Brother Argentina contestant……and who is now making erotica with her brother…because brother’s are the theme behind her fame…and because things are done different in hispanic communities…they are a passionate people…. Here’s a recent video of a father taking his son to a disgusting whore to lose his virginity…possibly turning him off women for life…. But that”s probably better psychologically than being forced to fuck your sister for the sake of getting media attention, and that’s coming from me, who thinks fucking your sister is convenient until she gets pregnant or falls in love cuz you can’t hide when your room is next to hers…and all those family dinners and shit….it’s just messy….. And here are those weird pics….possibly criminal….definitely disturbing if this is actually her brother….pics….of a family that’s one step too close to each other…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt in a Tight Red Cleavage Exposing Dress of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to laugh at Jennifer Love Hewitt for being a lot fatter than the skinny little frame with big tits that got her famous…you know because I like to point out the flaws of a girl who probably had a serious ego years ago….before the cankles caught up with her chest….but it turns out that with the right straps, harnesses, and tightness of a dress in place, she can look pretty fucking good…and that kind of movie magic, high budget wardrobe, coupled with her feelings of inadequacy cuz she can’t keep a man long enough to get pregnant to justify her body, makes her a pretty good fucking catch, all broken down and alone….and really she’s probably better than any of the trash you’ve fucked..not that that pile of rotting sandwich meat covered in cum in the corner of your bedroom is all that hard to beat when it comes to vagina copetitions….so here she is doing the Chris Deburgh in red….titties out and better than she’s been in a while all modeling and shit…I’m sure she’s thanking god for spanx…I know I am….you know on girls I look at in pictures and not girls I bring home…cuz that false marketing fucks me up when I get a bitch naked and am forced to face the truth when it’s too late to run….Luckily I have no standards….

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Rumer Willis is Still a Monster of the Day

Posted on January 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know, I didn’t expect her to get hot over night, or even to take her mother’s lead and invest millions into plastic surgery, because I honestly believe she is too far gone to ever be turned into something hot or considered a sex symbol…..There is no hope for her….Like a burn victim, or the bitch attacked by the chimp, forced to live with her disability that is her face forever…. I just post pictures of her to balance out the site for girls who read it and are starting to develop a complex…in hopes that it makes them feel pretty….because no matter how ugly you are…you are probably better than this…I’m sweet like that ladies, let’s cuddle….making me think that it is very possible that Rumer Willis is the ugliest person in the world…and it’s unfortunate for her that she’s all Hollywood, cuz she can’t just hide in her shitty small down and be a recluse no one talks to, a fate I think she was meant to have…. I also post it to question Demi Moore’s uterus….because I hate that washed up cunt and think what she produced just proves how garbage she is… All this to say, this is a stepdaughter I would not be crawling into bed or the shower with when she least expects it if I was Ashton Kutcher, which is saying a lot cuz I have no standards…

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Mischa Barton is Scary as Fuck of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mischa Barton is a fucking wreck. Maybe this is the aftermath of being the second line pussy on some teen TV show that made getting more work impossible after the series fell apart. But I like to think it has to do with being eaten up by the media, leading to her drinking and popping pills to feel good about herself, eventually giving up on showering and caring about herself, leaving her a fat sloppy mess I’m just wating to see overdose, cuz it’s time for another Hollywood suicide…..and looking at her freaky fucking face in a wedding dress is scarier than her breakout role as the dead girl under the bed in the Sixth Sense you all wanted to fuck cuz she was at her hottest, perverts….I feel like we don’t need to do the Deathwatch anymore, she’s already dead on the inside, sure her heart is pumping but there’s no fucking soul behind these glassed over eyes, like a brain dead vegetable in the hospital and I say it is time to pull the fucking plug…..but on the positive side, she’s got pretty rockin’ tits in this wedding dress she’s modeling, reminding me that now is a good time to move in on her because she’s desperate, cuz she’s probably better to fuck than the old ladies I tried to recruit at the old folks home into putting me into her will, and I can only hope there’s at least one opportunist working his way into securing this Mischa Barton as his prime zombie bride, cuz girls who drug up themselves to make bad decisions are better than girls you have to drug to make bad decsions, because you can’t get arrested for the shit….. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Shana Sand’s Keeping it Wholesome of the Day

Posted on April 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know where Shauna Sand finds her young European sex slaves, but I can only assume she imports them from some modeling agency that doubles as an escort agency, because there’s no way this dude is doing it cuz he finds her beautiful or someone he’d want to be getting up inside….and like the last boytoy looks like he’d be happier getting inside men and the only thing they can appreicate about fucking this bitch, despite the money they’re making doing it, is the fact that her pussy hangs like a set of balls, and if they fuck her from behind they can just pretend they are up in man ass….and really it’s probably better to work for her than to work in a park or street corner in the gay part of town trying to make some money to make it in America….. I do know that all of mommy’s boyfriends are going to seriously fuck up her daughters, but I’m pretty sure the fact their mother is a whore who walks around half naked in stripper shoes and stars in sex tapes was doing a good enough job of that before she started rotating Euro-Cock. I hope I live long enough to witness the emotional mess she’s created grow up. Pics via Fame

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Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Body Living the Hard Life of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wasn’t going to bother posting these pictures of Kim Kardashian in a bikini, because I figure any bitch who does nothing all day everyday who has the nerve to run off on vacation from a life that is already a vacation is annoying enough and it’s probably better for society if we just ignore her and the fact that people think she’s hot and not a sloppy. lazy, chubby pig is on a whole other level of annoying…but then I realized shit was blurred and a blurry fat chick in a bikini is probably the best this whore has ever looked…but lucky for you they managed to get a nice shot of her fat back and I know how much fat back turns you on…weirdo… Pics via Bauer

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