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Emily Ratajkowski in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Ratajkowski is alright. I mean I made fun of her early on, she called me out for calling her tits fake, we become internet friends, even though she hated me, then she went completely viral, landed a movie, is pretty much set for fucking life, and when I met her in person, was actual pretty fucking sweet and nice, because I guess she realizes her scam worked, and unlike so many cunts before her, probably knows she’s on a timeline and needs to be nice to everyone around her, since at her level of talent, she can be replaced easily….or maybe I just haven’t experienced the actual “I knew I was hot, destined for fame, now the world knows, so I’ll shit on Everyone around me because I won”….but I have a feeling she doesn’t have any of that, because everyone who knows her likes her…and now I can’t mean to that, but I can look at her titties!!

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Miley Cyrus in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus was out being normal, with what looks like her gay best friend, who is actually her boyfriend, who you can assume may be a bit of a pussy, thanks to being raised by nannies with a silver spoon in his mouth, coddled by everyone around him….from my experience, rich kid dudes are pretty much massive bitches who still call their dad’s daddy, and cry when they don’t get to take out the family Ferrari…when they want to take out the family Ferrari…but I am just speculating based on how not into Miley he looks, which could have a lot of fucking reasons, and more importantly, after hearing Miley speak, how deep voiced she is, you’d have to like grown men, because the sounds she probably makes when getting fucked, likely sound like a truck stop bathroom…where gays meet on the Downlow… That said, her butt is good…and when it comes to pics…that’s all that matters… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kaley Cuoco See Through Bra of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are a couple very valuable tits. Kaley Cuoco, despite any real acting ability, has managed to secure 100,000,000 dollars in funding over the next 3 years to be part of a stupid fucking show that probably makes 100,000,000 dollars an episode, making her take not all that impressive in the grand scheme of the asshole behind the show making all the money, but in the grand scheme of Kaley Cuoco, who should have probably been working a local amusement park lunchtime stage show for the kids, at least in terms of her acting ability, it is a pretty major reminder than you don’t need talent, you just need a fucking scam that gets you in front of the right audience, which in this case is middle america and nerds, who eat this nonsense up…like I would eat her tits up, even though I am not a tit man….but I figure everyone is a tit man when tits are in their face…

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Bryden Jenkins is Amazing of the DAy

Posted on May 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

BRYDEN JENKINS is a babe I follow on Instagram. I know nothing about her, other than that she’s perfect, and that may be all I need to know… She’s an up and coming model, she hasn’t made any real noise yet, at least with nude pics, but she probably makes a lot of money doing what she does, because unlike instagram models, with 100,000 followers, this girl’s gets work…she books campaigns and is amazing… Sure, she doesn’t do enough fashion nudity…but she will…they all do, and both me and my penis are ready for it… Magical creature, who I’d like to make into a mother for mother’s day… Here’s a video

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Kim Kardashian’s George Condo Birkin of the Day

Posted on December 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am only posting this because how ridiculous the story is, and what is even more ridiculous how much people care…this is Kim Kardashian’s Christmas gift from Kanye…who fucking cares…but I like erotic nude paintings…and this is erotic..I think…probably not to her because no black guy is peeing on her…but to the rest of us…there’s a nipple!! The story is that Kim Kardashian, who probably already has a hundred Hermes Birkins, which can be 50,000 dollar purses if you get the right one, got a jacked up purse from Kanye, featuring work from an artist he’s into named George Condo, because Kanye is constantly trying to submerse himself in art and culture, to act like he knows whats up…and that artists art is probably work serious money… Now the question isn’t why would anyone want their expensive purse modified by an artist who probably makes the purse worth more, he was huge in street art in the 80s, the question is why walk around with it, when his art on the purse seems to be something he ejaculated out of his ass… He’s already established and doesn’t need to pretend he’s good or talented, the art scene has bought his lie, and people like Kanye are throwing money at him to do shit like this so whatever… It’s safe to say Kim is only wearing the purse to get people talking…because that’s what fame whores do. TO SEE THE PICS OF HER WALKING WITH HER PURSE CLICK HERE

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Sophie Reade and Some NUTS Girls Titties of the DAy

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nuts Magazine, the journalistic force behind such genius journlistic coverage as BRITAIN’S BIGGEST BOOBS has put out a spread promoting all the Calendars they are going to be selling this holiday season of your favorite models who have signed their titties to their agency…because shit probably makes them money…as anyone still buying their magazines clearly don’t have smart phone or computer and still see a point for titty calendars like it was 1988……and I’m not complaining, cuz I’ll still look at the pics, of these tits, even if these shoots are always the fucking same…cuz I like tits…and so do you.

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Arianny Celeste 2013 Calendar Shoot of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Arianny Celeste makes UFC less homo erotic and I am sure a lot of jacked, angry homophobes who like to fight appreciate that, because coming to terms with their man on man enduced erection would get some wife’s beaten, while focusing that erection and pretending it is thanks to Arianny Celeste makes it all make sense…. at least that’s what I assume happens at a UFC fight since I hate the shit… Whatever the reason, she’s famous because of it, a stripper who’s made itnd now in a calendar shoot for the 3 percent of the population who don’t own computers, or iphones, the rednecks wrestling lawn furniture who need this on their outhouse wall….. And here are some pics from the shoot….

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Christina Milian Does Twitter of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think all mom’s should dress like this….except maybe her co-worker and tank of a human who was once hot CHRISTINA AGUILERA who was at some event showing off all that is wrong with letting herself go…and probably any mom over 25…because it can be disgusting….as they don’t bounce back as fast as teen moms…like the one I smiled at today who was pushing twins…she must have been 20 and was smoking hot and all I was thinking was “I hope she’s a fucking nanny cuz I hate wanting to fuck girls with ravaged vaginas and major baggage”…but then I realize that her shitting out a couple kids with her first boyfriend probably makes her less damaged and baggage ridden as all the crackwhores with HSV, HPV, HIV and Bi-Polar Disorder, addiction and a hatred of showering leading to scabies and other rashes…..I have been known to stick my dick inside….confusing the fuck out of me….but one thing I know for sure is that I like Christina Milian’s white trash look.

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Laura Vandervoort Hates DrunkenStepfather.com of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Not only does Lauren Vandervoort have a nerd name, you know one that sounds like a Harry Potter Character, something that probably makes her nerd fans cum faster as they chronically masturbate competitively over pics of her on chat room and obscure social networks when they are not making plans for their imaginary wedding to her….but apparently..she also hates drunkenstepfather….they all do….. If that’s not arrousing enough for you, here are pics of her for Esquire looking good……

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Micaela Schaefer Interesting Euro 2012 Outfit of the Day

Posted on June 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t decide if I love or hate this MICAELA SCHAEFER bitch. I just know she’s hysterical in her attempts at getting noticed with these publicity stunts, and by hysterical I mean half naked and amazing… If you are a whore…own that shit…and she probably makes more money than any of us doing this shit…nothing worse than a wasted talent working the cash at the grocery store…if only her morals and values were a little more slighted and fucked up…she could be Micaela Schefer too….it doesn’t take a genius…but it does take a little low level concept…and shit goes viral…. I still think soccer is for homos…no matter how many naked bitches you’ve never heard of they have endorsing the shit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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