I’ve seen Anastasia Ashley surfing and she’s pretty ridiculous…she out surfs most dudes but you don’t care…you’re probably more interested in her ass that was created by surfing…and that has got pretty fucking famous…because let’s face it…good asses excite so….and I guess so is Terry Richardson…because here are pictures he just posted of her… I think we can all agree that these are pretty tame, still fun, she looks good, but Old Terry, the creeper pervert with racy content is pretty much where it’s at in terms of Terry Richardson…would make these more interesting…you know he’d probably have the surfboard half way in her ass or something…and that’s the kind of “ART” I can get behind… I guess the half / squat twerk picture is the most interesting one… The post Anastasia Ashley for Terry Richardson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her smoking a bong, wearing pasties, probably not trying to be shocking, because this is the internet and the only thing shocking would be if the bong was shoved up her cunt and blowing smoke rings out of her ass… Which she’s not doing, becasue she’s boring… But she is still smoking a bong in fucking pasties…which for an old fucker like me is up on some “wtf”…and a little “that’s kinda fun and wild and crazy”…because when I was 20, the only bitches in pasties where girls at stripclubs that didn’t allow topless, trying to give as much topless, when topless really only is topless, with visible nipples… This just reminds me of an era when celebrities were not just pawns to their parents, but to the world, where they would pretend to be super human and not get naked, or do drugs…even though behind the scenes and closed doors they were ripping lines of coke out of hooker asshole… The public knew what was up, but these assholes that were seeking public acceptance, decided to not be honest and pretend…making a slip up kind of exciting when the paparazzi caught it… Now the paparazzi only captures what the celebs want captured, the scandals they want seeded…or they just post this shit on social media with a “WTF I’m Miley Fuck You” attitude… All this to say…things are changing for the better, because I remember posting “OMG Britney has coke on her nose” type posts… now the famous girls are in pasties smoking bongs, when not on Molly for all to see, because that’s what famous is supposed to be.. Here she is showing her pasties and her armpit hair because she’s that kind of hairy armpit feminist….which despite loving bush..and licking armpits…I don’t like when the two merge…I don’t really caring how hairy a bitch is…but hairy armpits disgusts me…I think I was traumatized as a child. Here she is in her pasties for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Joan Jett induction: HEre the awesome video The post Miley Cyrus Wins 420 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez was just in Mexico, possibly recording a video, or a song, or just having a break from the vacation that is her life, with a couple of black music producers, who either made her some beats..or beat her fucking pussy until she couldn’t watch, which actually would take a lot, thanks to being her size and ethnicity…not to say Mexicans have big pussies…but ya know…they do. Well she got back to her house in Calabasas that is probably more of a resort, or luxury hotel, staffed by Mexicans…where she had someone take a pic of her by her pool…with her gunt hanging out.. I mean girl has gained a solid 20 lbs and is owning it…which is wrong. Sure fat girls everywhere want to bring her over to the dark side by shaming her for being skinny…and celebrating her when she is fat….but a fat Selena is a bad Selena…no one wants to look like the Mexican working the taco stand…not even the Mexican working the taco stand…she’s just happy she’s got a green card… All this to say…I prefer emotional starvation to emotional eating…and here’s her pot belly…for you to jerk off to…because you’re a Selena Gomez fan and she can do no wrong. Here she is for Mario Testino’s Towel series… Here she is still in Mexico…Rocking a Massive Fat Girl Cameltoe… The post Selena Gomez is a Mexican Pot Bellied Pig of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Naya Rivera was once on Glee, then she started dating a large penis black rapper, only to be dumped by him, kicked off the show and re-married to some new asshole within a 2-3 month period…and now…she’s got fake tits….and what looks like a Botox…up on some Kim Kardashian video vixen shit – I guess it all works out in the end – if this is what you would consider “working out”. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Do you remember jerking off to Meadow Soprano? Me neither. I think on the scale of sex appeal, this motherfucker was a 0. I mean I think Tony Soprano’s tits were probably more desirable in the grand scheme of things – but that’s just because it’s not gay if he’s dead…right? Here she is showing some cleavage at an event, and it’s really not all that sexy and I don’t really know why I am bothering with this, because let’s face it – we’re an internet porn era and getting off to cleavage would be a real flashback to what was…you know when you used to jerked off to the thought of girls you actually knew and not gaping assholes….back when you didn’t have their facebook to cross reference..because getting off to a real person was a thing….…and sometimes it just takes a shitty cleavage on d-list celeb to realize pussy you kinda know in real life is really what’s actually important in life…. That said – Jamie Lynn Sigler’s Best Work was her 2008 Pussy Flash – Back When Pussy Flashes Still Mattered …She’s an inny… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Adrienne Bailon is some 30 year old…who was in some fabricated band called the Cheetah Girls in the early 2000s..I don’t think I’ve ever really heard of her…or at least of The Cheetah Girls, in the era they existed, I was not really 12 or deeply influenced by the Josie and the Pussy Cat smut they shove down tween throats turning them into consumers…I don’t know what she’s done since OTHER THAN A STAGED PUSSY FLAASH IN 2012 when I guess she was dabbling in fame-whoring the easy way, probably when she was feeling a lag in her career… Well apparently she posted these Bikini pics on the interent, some may say she but I will say she’s probably more of a pants kind of girl…it’s like get her in a wetsuit…others may love it because it is the Kim Kardashian Hip Hop Era…and I’ll just say – she’s lookin’ for hits and follows…it makes her feel like she’s got some worth…and stripping down for that means she’s pretty much perfect to me..
Here’s a little Miley Cyrus behind the scenes pic from one of her videos – that I guess would be considered a Throwback Thursday, since it’s old, but that since she’s barely 21, it’s probably more recent than the last time you’ve had sex…. Sure, Miley loves showing her tits, as most girls do, and just yesterday no one even cared that she was Miley Cyrus Toplesss Hotel Tanning – she’s one of those over-exposed pop tarts that we’re all immune to. But I remember a time when she was a Hannah Montana and pervert dads everywhere were masturbting to her show, and youth, and voluntarily buying their kids tickets to her show…because well..they were all about the day this would happen…so I’m posting it for them…
A day is not a day without Miley Cyrus doing a silly dance in short shorts with her tween sister who you know is probably more fucked up than Miley, while growing up in Miley’s shadow, and learning all the awful personality traits of a spoiled girl who provided the income for the family…you know showing the young one the moves needed when she turns to a life of porn, or wherever else sisters of successful girls who no one care about go to fill their void… Fun! TO SEE HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE
A day is not a day without Miley Cyrus doing a silly dance in short shorts with her tween sister who you know is probably more fucked up than Miley, while growing up in Miley’s shadow, and learning all the awful personality traits of a spoiled girl who provided the income for the family…you know showing the young one the moves needed when she turns to a life of porn, or wherever else sisters of successful girls who no one care about go to fill their void… Fun! TO SEE HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE
Xenia Deli is a pretty amazing model from some third world country that I would like to think she escaped in some Cold War movie storyline that involved climbing Siberian mountains, and dealing with American spies with her vagina, that is probably more of a “she’s hot, sign her, book her on jobs, get her a work visa, find her a rich American Husband, Greencard that ho”…. Not that she really needs to be booking jobs, since the work she does for her instagram for free, is all she really needs to be doing…all day, everyday…..from this angle…good times. Seriously…
