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Russell Crowe Felt ‘Stuck’ In Spandex ‘Man Of Steel’ Costume

‘The main challenge is probably not being able to go to the bathroom for eight hours at a time,’ Crowe said of his tight-fitting suit. By Todd Gilchrist

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Rihanna Posted a Titty Pic on Instagram of the Day

Someone emailed me saying that Rihanna posted this titty pic on instagram of some chick with a nipple ring….I didn’t see it, I don’t know if it is a legit story, I can’t read what her VIP pass reads, but I do know that it’s probably not a picture of Rihanna, even though it should be, cuz she’s a bit of an exhibitionist whore…who loves attention…the way I like em…. That’s why I don’t care if the story is real, if she posted smut to her instagram, I’m just gonna roll with it….

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Rihanna Posted a Titty Pic on Instagram of the Day

Rihanna Posted a Titty Pic on Instagram of the Day

Someone emailed me saying that Rihanna posted this titty pic on instagram of some chick with a nipple ring….I didn’t see it, I don’t know if it is a legit story, I can’t read what her VIP pass reads, but I do know that it’s probably not a picture of Rihanna, even though it should be, cuz she’s a bit of an exhibitionist whore…who loves attention…the way I like em…. That’s why I don’t care if the story is real, if she posted smut to her instagram, I’m just gonna roll with it….

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White House Petition to Make R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” the National Anthem Goes Viral [VIDEO]

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This is probably not what the White House had in mind when they made petitions searchable on WhiteHouse.gov. S.R. of Wilmington, North Carolina has created…

White House Petition to Make R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” the National Anthem Goes Viral [VIDEO]

Lucy Pinder’s Tweet Is The Hottest Thing You’ll See All Day

Here’s a Lucy Pinder tweet that she sent to me personally and to all of her followers. I like to think that after 7 years of posting this busty beauty we have a true relationship. It’s probably not the healthiest one, since it’s very one sided but it hasn’t put me in jail yet, so we’re good. Anyway, I’m loving this outfit big time. Enjoy.

AnnaLynne McCord G-String for Attention of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about AnnaLynne McCord….at all. She’s so low on the totem pole of relevance…that she just doesn’t fucking matter on any level…even the show she is probably not paid to be on is a remake of 90s garbage that we were forced to watch cuz we only had 10 channels….you know the kind of smut designed to fill time now that there is constant time to fill in this digital world…. Seriously, she could be spread assed wearing a mask….and I would look but not care…and spread ass in mask is my fetish….that’s just how irrelevant this trash is…. Here she is showing off a G-String…that she either wears for this purpose, or because she’s on her period…or because she has a yeast infection and doesn’t want her treatment to stain her whore jeans…. For More Pics of Her PDA and G-String For Attention…. Follow This Link

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AnnaLynne McCord G-String for Attention of the Day

Myleene Klass in Littlewoods Lingerie of the Day

According to Wikipedia this Myleene Klass is worth 22 million dollars. According to all logic in my head..let’s K-Fed her. But the problem is that she’s probably not broken enough to bother with me, you need the child stars who are all fucked emotionally, who can’t trust their parents, who you offer stability and support, making them believe it is you and them against the world, you know cuz they’ve always been told what to do and how to act, so you just build off that…while Myleene Klass is just self made in the UK music scene, even though I’ve never heard of her, but I have seen her 34 year old body in lingerie like she was my gf trying to add spice to our love life…and so have you.

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Myleene Klass in Littlewoods Lingerie of the Day

Kelly Brook and Abigail Clancy Compare Cleavage of the Day

Kelly Brook is the worst…I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never met her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there… The reason I hate her is cuz I know her game…posing in pics with other whores..the model who fucks her way to the right place and is totally irritating about it…playing the game, hustling and making money, even though she doesn’t matter…making me angry everytime I see her smile and get attention…..but then she lures me back in with her tits…cuz her tits…are some kind of wonderful…. Here she is modeling her clothes looking pretty fucking boring and hididng her tits pretty fucking unstrategically…. http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=53654

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Kelly Brook and Abigail Clancy Compare Cleavage of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Isn’t Lookin’ So Good in Gym Clothes of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about these Vanessa Hudgens going to the gym in gym clothes pics….because they fall into the category of girls who are going to the gym cuz they need to be at the gym cuz if they weren’t at the gym they’d just being getting fatter than they already are….you know put her in some loose fitting jogging pants until the working out starts to pay off…. That’s not to say Vanessa Hudgens is an official Pudgens….I mean she’s obviously not obese….she does bikini movies and shit… It is to say that she’s got a pretty shitty ass, even in pants that normally make shitty asses worth starting at by grabbing all the shitty parts of the ass, and squeezing them into an ass that looks like you can chip your tooth on…. It is to say that she needs to be at the gym….like she needed to be at the waxer prior to her underage nude pics years ago… It is to say that I’d still do her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS GO

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Brooke Burke Bikini Pics of the Day

Brooke Burke is another Fan of Drunkenstepfather who has blocked me on twitter because she doesn’t like being called a washed up party slut who is only famous for being a set of fake tits in a bikini and who is now famous for being the bitch who had 8 kids and manages to maintain a 6-pack and look awesome, which is probably not quite the same praise her vagina gets everytime she ets naked, but still a fucking accomplishment and something worth celebrating, because one of the things I hate in life is moms blaming their fat guts on pregnancy and not on laziness or bad diet….cuz too many bitches with kids manage to stay hot and the rest of you dumps are liars ruining everyone’s lives…. Either way, she’s in Miami in a bikini, looking good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Brooke Burke Bikini Pics of the Day