Jennifer Love Hewitt must own stock in the Vajazzle corporation, because she just can’t help but bring up her bush bling every time she sits down for an interview. Actually, come to think of it, there’s probably not a lot of bush involved in vajazzling. It seems more like a hair-free affair. Snatch sparkle? Ditch dazzle? Gulf glitter? Anyway, Jennifer went on Conan last night to talk twat and Conan and Andy Richter had a field day with the subject…and we’re having a field day with that deep, deep cleavage. See more from The Client List star and cleavage queen Jennifer Love Hewitt right here at MrSkin.com!
Lauren Vandervoort is some Canadian actress whose beaver I have never and will never have the opportunity to skin and make into fancy hats for Europeans….. I don’t know what she’s done in terms of career, but I don’t think it really maters…. CUZ I’VE POSTED HER HOT ASS BEFORE….AND IT IS HOT ….. She’s probably not important, but she is important enough for Esquire and ME IN MY PLACE to partner up together to tag team her into inviting them into her house to take pics of her in her panties…becausee girls will do anything for attention…. A tag team that may not involve HIV or unwanted pregnancy or even herpes…but a tag team nonetheless… Here are the pics Here is the video where she talks about hockey and uses it as a metaphor to further pigeonhole all Canadians with these stereotypes we can never live down…..
Also in Monday morning’s Biz Break: With only two days and some change before the 65th Cannes Film Festival opens with the world premiere of Focus Features’ Moonrise Kingdom , the event revealed its full jury for its Un Certain Regard sidebar. Meanwhile, specialty openers had a drab weekend overall and overseas releases proved a mixed bag for Hollywood. Cannes Un Certain Regard Jury Complete Alongside the jury for the Official Selection is Un Certain Regard, this year lead by actor/director Tim Roth. The festival unveiled his partners in judgment two days before the festival kicks off. Joining him on the jury are actress Leila Bekhti, director/producer Tonie Marshall, Argentine critic Luciano Monteagudo and Sylvie Pras, cinema head at Paris’ Pompidou Center. The section opens May 17th with Lou Ye’s Mystery and wraps with Gilles Bourdos’ Renoir. Twenty-two films are in competition . Around the ‘net… Isabella Rossellini Joins Jake Gyllenhaal in An Enemy Inglourious Basterds ‘ Mélanie Laurent and Cosmopolis ‘ Sarah Gadon will also star with Gyllenhaal in the Denis Villeneuve-directed psychological thriller, Deadline reports . What Does Disney Mean in 2012? It is a brand that, almost since its founding in 1923, has become synonymous with family. But since he took over from Michael Eisner in 2005, Disney’s CEO Bob Iger has been busy spending billions of dollars to acquire costly pinch hitters that now threaten to eclipse the Mickey Mouse. The company spent $4 billion for Marvel in 2009; $7.4 billion for Pixar in 2006 and the Muppets from the Jim Henson Company in 2004 for an undisclosed sum – said to be less than a quarter of a billion dollars, Vulture reports . Specialty Box Office: Blasé Weekend for Openers; Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Scores Specialty openers did not fare well: Sony Classics lead a rather unspectacular crowd of rollouts, bowing Where Do We Go Now? in a trio of locations, grossing nearly $17K and an average just under $6,000. Magnolia also opened a pair of titles with not so good results, Deadline reports . Foreign Box Office: Dark Shadows Opens a Distant No. 2; American Reunion Hits Record Dark Shadows opened in 42 territories, grossing $36.7 million and placing second (well behind The Avengers ) with a $6,500 average. American Reunion , meanwhile, is now that franchise’s top foreign performer. THR reports . MGM Options On the Island The studio is in negotiations with Twilight producers Temple Hill Productions to produce the Tracey Garvis-Graves’ NY Times bestseller about a teacher and student who crash land on a deserted island, Variety reports . Is it Time To Wash Out Hollywood’s Mouth? A backlash is growing against filmmakers’ increasing reliance on foul language. It’s OK to provoke, shock, titillate — if appropriate. Otherwise, watch the salty talk, The Los Angeles Times weighs in .
Robert De Niro in Midnight Run alone accounts for nearly a dozen of the epithets spouted in this new supercut, the happiest/angriest/bitterest/goofiest/meanest/most exhilarating — OK, fine, the only — “son of a bitch” collection you’ll see all day. Needless to say, it’s NSFW, though it’s probably not too far afield of the general mood at most workplaces on an average Monday morning, so you tell me. [ Ziccup via Filmdrunk ]
It’ s been a really long time since I’ve said this, actually I don’t know if I’ve ever said this, but Tara Reid actually looks pretty damn good in these pictures. It looks like she’s on the cover of Loaded magazine, but that doesn’t make sense, this chick doesn’t make the cover does she? That’s just crazy talk. I guess with a little help from photoshop, anyone can make the cover of whatever magazine they want. As washed up as she may be, those fake boobies will always have a special place in my heart.
I get that Miley Cyrus is still pretty young and may not be aware of what she’s doing most of the time, but walking around Disneyland braless probably isn’t the best of moves. That is, it’s probably not the best of moves when you’re a role model for teenage girls, but it’s pretty damn awesome for the rest of us. Now jump up and down or “accidentally” spill a pitcher of water on those things.
Since I’m traveling….here’s my post….Hateful shit, hateful shit….Vanessa Hudgens was a kiddie pornographer when she was 17 and then she got boring, fat and tried to back track so we hate her for not going into porn but instead being a whiney hollywood cunt about things…Hateful shit, hateful shit…..here’s some pics of her showing leg…because that’s all I got going for me today…and the truth is I’d still fuck her… Here she is at some premiere for some movie she’s probably not naked in….
I saw this picture of Megan Fox’s back for some Armani campaign that was probably put out a long time ago, but since you’re a virgin loser who probably doesn’t like change, and who probably is pretty committed to specific celebs, like a Megan Fox because in you’re mind you’re married to her as soon as she finds out who you are, which is probably not even a stretch when you consider who she did marry….I decided to post it….back is the new pussy…. Which reminds me of his hotness…..
I saw this picture of Megan Fox’s back for some Armani campaign that was probably put out a long time ago, but since you’re a virgin loser who probably doesn’t like change, and who probably is pretty committed to specific celebs, like a Megan Fox because in you’re mind you’re married to her as soon as she finds out who you are, which is probably not even a stretch when you consider who she did marry….I decided to post it….back is the new pussy…. Which reminds me of his hotness…..
I don’t know who the fuck Leeann Tweeden is….Aparently she was on some fitness show working out for daytime TV, called in sick, stayed at home from school jerk off sessions….and recently She was in Playboy and everyone went nuts over the shit, emailing and tweeting me, probably not aware that this video from some show called Edenquest, hosted by Pam Anderson in 1995, purely softcore and cheesy, showcased her fake tits, cuz that was the whole point of those fake tits to begin with, it just didn’t work out for her as well as she hoped… Anyway, I love 90s erotica, softcore, fake tits….so I’m posting it. To See THe Video FOLLOW THIS LINK
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