Amanda Bynes wants out of the psychiatric ward. Like yesterday. Her attorney filed legal documents challenging the two-week extension of her forced hospitalization and asking for an emergency hearing to cut let her loose. Typically, a 5150 psychiatric hold ends after 72 hours, but due to Amanda Bynes’ mental illness , a judge extended it by two weeks late yesterday. There will be a hearing before a judge at the psychiatric ward this afternoon at 2 p.m. Pacific to contest that decision, and Amanda will be present. It’s unclear how or why the judge’s mind would change after the ruling that was just handed down 24 hours ago, but she’s going to try apparently. Bynes clearly doesn’t want to be there, or to be placed under a conservatorship in which her parents would be made her legal guardians in every respect. Her parents have already filed for this, but were denied by the judge – at least until the two-week extension passes. Before he rules, the judge wants: A one-on-one meeting with Amanda Bynes. To hear from the doctors treating the star. The attorney appointed to rep the 27-year-old to interview her at length and come up with the best recommendation he can. To see the police file on the driveway fire incident that ended with her hospitalized under the 5150 hold earlier this week. A hearing for the conservatorship was set for August 9, and it’s hard to imagine Bynes being released prior to that, no matter how hard she protests. As long as there’s reason to believe she might harm herself or others, and the doctors feel they need more time to diagnose her condition, she’ll stay put.
The doctors can’t even stop Amanda from going crazy. Amanda Bynes Goes Crazy In Hospital How are you sane for 10 hours and then go crazy just like that? Obviously, she needs stronger drugs. At least she is with people who can help her. According to TMZ Amanda Bynes has been true to form in the hospital where she’s being held on a psychiatric hold — she’s completely lucid for long stretches, and then goes off the handle crazy. Sources with knowledge of the situation tell TMZ … doctors have already determined Amanda is suffering from a severe mental illness “with schizophrenic tendencies.” We’re told she’s aware “there’s a good Amanda and a bad Amanda.” When she talks about the bad Amanda she almost mimics an exorcism, pulling at her body as if to remove the demon, and even biting herself. We’re told yesterday Amanda was lucid for 10 hours — she was kind, quiet and nice. During that 10 hour period the staff questioned her about the fire she started Monday and her personality changed radically. She got frustrated and “shut down.” But she still remained “normal.” After 10 hours of normal, out of nowhere, her eyes widened, she started to grill the staff about her dog (the one she soaked in gasoline). The staff then told her the dog was safe with her parents, and Amanda went nuts, saying “They’ll kill it, just like they tried to kill me.” This went on for an hour. Amanda then got incoherent and so out of control she had to be physically restrained. And, we’re told, Amanda was extensively drug-tested, and everything came up negative, except for sticky icky. And there’s this. Initially Amanda was placed with another female patient, but she started berating and insulting her to the point they removed Bynes and put her in a room by herself. Amanda needs to be locked up…..with all those crazy people in jail, she will have no choice but to act right. GSI Continue reading →
He didn’t have to kill the poor cat. Man Kills Cat And Leaves It Outside Love Rival’s Home According to Mail Online A man has been accused of beating his girlfriend’s cat to death and dumping its bloody body outside his love rival’s home before leaving a note on the man’s car reading: ‘You’re next.’ Johnen Velez, 19, was arrested after the dead cat was found in a pillow case that had been tied around a railing outside a home in Manchester, Connecticut on October 26 last year. A necropsy found internal injuries in the cat’s abdomen were consistent with blunt force trauma, according to Velez’s arrest warrant. When the man who lives at the home went outside his apartment, he also found the threatening note on his car. Velez and the man had both dated the same woman but she had broken up with him a few weeks before the incident. She wanted to reunite with the other man, the Hartford Courant reported. Local media put out pleas for Velez’s arrest in March after he was identified as the alleged cat killer and he was arrested in April. He pleaded no contest on Wednesday to the charge of cruelty to animals after the sick crime. He denied involvement and said that a woman who had admitted to harming the cat when to police, but they did not take a statement. But prosecutor Anthony Bochicchio said that DNA evidence was found linking Velez to the bag in which the cat was found and his fingerprints were on the threatening note. When his former girlfriend was interviewed by police, she said he had sent a threatening message in the past. Velez, who is from Hartford, also pleaded guilty to third-degree assault from an unrelated case and was sentenced to five years in prison with four years of parole. The assault charge stems from a fight Velez was in on a bus on Aug. 13, 2012. He was on probation at the time. Ladies watch who you lay down with. There are some real psychos out here. Shutterstock
Vicki’s looking for answers on The Real Housewives of Orange County . Gretchen, on the other hand, is looking to pop the question! Oh, and Terry sold their house for $16.4 million dollars. No big deal. (Hey, remember when Tamra pretended to be Heather’s realtor??) Let’s catch up with these OC Housewives with our THG +/- recap! Gretchen’s at home with her puppies, finally back in town from Canada and filling Slade in on the drama with Tamra. And apparently Heather sent her some pretty condescending text messages that make Heather seem like a Jealous Julie. Green’s not a great color for you, Heather. Minus 12. Terry takes Heather to a beautiful lot with a view of the harbor. $16,450,000 for their custom home. All because they need a 4th bedroom upstairs. Somehow, they’re going from a 15,000 square foot home to a 17,000 square foot home and that’s going to allow Terry to work less and be home more. Huh. Interesting. Eddie and Tamra are two weeks out from the grand opening of their fitness studio. They’ve finally gotten a moment to get together and have dinner and Tamra asks the waitress if the restaurant they’re at does weddings. Eddie scoffs. Minus 10. She asks him to be honest with her. He shows no interest in planning a wedding and she wants to know what he’s thinking. He says the last thing on his mind is the wedding because the wedding isn’t going to pay the bills. Then he tells her to stop pressuring him. Tamra’s not going to plan a wedding until Eddie gives her a date. He tells her to get a wedding planner and she says they need a date first. And they have a date! Plus 30. On June 22nd Tamra Barney will become Mrs. Judge . (Actually it was June 13th. I guess the chapel wasn’t available on their original date.) Vicki had an allergic reaction to her eyelashes. Minus 8 . She’s going to Napa to distill and test Vicki’s Vodka. Brooks will be there. Minus 10. Briana’s not happy about the fact that he’s leeched on to Vicki’s Vodka. Baby Troy looks exactly like his dad. Exactly. Plus 2. Vicki says she doesn’t need a man to support her but she wants a partner. Briana tells her to keep looking. Vicki says they need to agree to disagree and huffs out to catch her flight. Alexis has invited Gretchen to lunch to chat after their trip to Whistler. Alexis should maybe not attempt these meetings without Lydia and her peace pipe. Gretchen wants to know why Alexis never reached out and Alexis says she reached out on Twitter. Alexis starts to cry. Minus 12. Alexis really wants to make amends and be friends with Gretchen again but Gretchen’s having no part of it. She doesn’t know how they go back to where they were before and she’s not really interested in trying. Poor Alexis thought they’d hug and make up and skip out of the restaurant holding hands after exchanging BFF bracelets. Nope. Minus 8 Slowly but surely, every other woman is isolating herself from Gretchen and it’s kind of weird to see. Maybe it’s the editing but it really doesn’t seem like Gretchen is doing anything overtly worthy of everyone dropping her. Aside from being kind of a ditz, which she’s always been. Doug and Lydia are hosting their Life Group. Life Group is a bunch of people who are going through life together. And share cake and tea. Plus 7 Lydia’s “natural trait” is to be silly. That’s her gift from God. Silliness. Really, Lydia? That’s the best you can do? Vicki and Brooks are with two other business partners and she refers to him in the past tense like he’s not there at all. Then says “I don’t know what we are!” like that’s not an awkward car ride. Minus 8. She keeps saying Brooks isn’t her business partner. Robert is her business partner. Brooks is the idea man. When they sample the bacon vodka, she names her signature drink the “Bloody Piggy” as both a nod and weird reverse insult to Slade. Alexis is on her way to film a pilot for an FBI drama and she says, of her marriage, that right now “the I of he and I is much more…one.” Yeah. I don’t understand her either. She feels comfortable with her acting ability because of the classes she’s been taking. And she knows that Heather and Gretchen haven’t been called for this role. Plus 4. She’s reading for the role of a child psychologist. When she reads the lines “I’m just going to show you a picture” she actually draws a picture to show it to the producers reading with her. Ha. Hahahahhaha. Minus 6. Alexis knows she’s no Julia Roberts, but she hopes that maybe she can play “a day in the life of Jennifer Aniston” because Jennifer’s just so cute! Ha. Hahaha. Hahahhahaha. Minus 8. I can’t tell if the producer is feeding her a line with his “a lot of things are starting to happen right now” or if he legitimately thought she gave a convincing read. Gretchen’s hitting the recording studio to put down the vocals to a track she’s going to use to propose to Slade. She knows she’s not the best singer, and the songwriters have the blank stare going hardcore when she tells them that she and Slade were praying for each other at the same time. But this is coming from her heart. Plus 9 I wish you could see the look on the producers’ faces after she sings. Priceless. Vicki and Brooks head to dinner and she wants to tell him thank you no matter where they, personally, end up. He responds with “you’re only as strong as your weakest link.” Um. Minus 12. She wishes they were still together like they used to be. And in order to tell him that she tells him about the stories Lauri told her. He denies it all saying he’s just a big tipper and has been trying to stay far away from her friends. She believes him. Minus 20. Vicki tells him that Briana has been staying with Ryan so she’d like to have him over to the house when Briana’s away. He’s not hearing it. He believes Vicki’s allowing herself to be pushed around by her “adult grown daughter who is now a mother” and seems to want Vicki to choose him over Briana. Vicki tells him that he’s confused when it comes to the two of them and he says no, he’s not, but she is. He’s not going to sit around and wait on her and Briana is tearing them apart. Finally, he spells it out for her. They’re dating, but they’re not exclusively dating. They’re going to make a lot of money together. He wants the best for her but things have to change for them to be together. So now Vicki can stop asking if they’re dating or not dating. EPISODE TOTAL: -62 SEASON TOTAL: -309
Wait, whaaaat?!?! Siovaughn Wade Sits On Chicago Street In Protest Of Dwyane Wade Just when we thought the ongoing saga of Dwyane Wade and his looney tunes ex-wife Siovaughn had come to a close , here we are again. Yesterday Deadspin began receiving pictures from Chicago residents of Siovaughn sitting on a sweltering hot street corner ranting about how broke she is and how it’s all Dwyane’s fault! 2 weeks ago it was announced that Siovaughn was suing DWade for $1 million . She claimed that she was owed the money based on their divorce agreement that stated she would be paid royalties from his various endorsements with Gatorade, Li-Ning, etc. 3 days later (yes, 3 days) We received confirmation that Siovaughn had dropped the suit entirely, which led us to believe that perhaps Dwyane broke her off a couple dollars get her life together and avoid the courtroom. Now we’re not so sure about the money, but what we ARE 100% positive of is that Siovaughn is couple sandwiches short of a picnic. If she wants to put him on blast she needs to make her beef known, or forever hold her peace. Siovaughn’s lil spectacle didn’t go unnoticed by the NBA champion, flip it on over to see his hilarious response… Image via Twitter
Smart girl… Lindsey Vonn Says She Doesn’t Want To Marry Tiger Woods Via RadarOnline reports: Elin Nordegren can heave a sigh of relief because she doesn’t have to worry about Tiger Woods getting hitched any time soon – his girlfriend just said that she doesn’t plan on getting married ever again. Professional skier Lindsey Vonn gave her first interview to Vogue magazine where she opened up about her relationship with the scandal plagued golfer and that she isn’t going to be walking down the aisle with him. She spoke about her first broken marriage to skier Thomas Vonn and when she was asked if marriage was in the cards for her again she resolutely dismissed the idea. “No, thanks! I am definitely not getting married. To anyone.” As RadarOnline.com first reported, Lindsey and Tiger started secretly dating after meeting at a charity event and she says the attracted was instantaneous. “We immediately clicked, you know? It was just one of those things.” The notorious womanizer communicated with Lindsey in the one way that got him in big trouble with his wife – texting. “We talked a lot, corresponded a lot, and he was a good friend who was always there. And then it became more.” She told the magazine with a smile that she is very happy. “It’s amazing. Life changes very quickly, in a very positive way, if you let it.” Now a happy couple, she said that the attention they get doesn’t matter. “Tiger’s fame is obviously in the extreme, the amount of scrutiny that he’s constantly under. “But that’s the thing: It all comes back to being happy. It doesn’t really matter what anyone else thinks; do what you love to do and be happy and that’s it.” Sounds like Lindsey is using reverse psychology to try and get Tiger to put a ring on it…. TIGER WOODS/LINDSEY VONN
You big dummy. Mother Steals From The IRS According to Mail Online A mother of three, who taunted authorities to catch her as she stole about $20 million from the IRS, has been jailed for 21 years. Rashia Wilson, who pleaded guilty to wire fraud and aggravated identity theft earlier this year, admitted to stealing more than $3 million but the figure is believed to be much higher. Tampa police were first alerted to the fraud in 2010 when they noticed a drop in drug dealing in the area. As Wilson, who became known as the ‘First Lady of tax fraud’ was sentenced on Tuesday, she was denied the chance to hug her three children, aged between 2 and 12, good-bye, according to the Tampa Bay Times. ‘She knew what she was doing was wrong. She reveled in the fact that it was wrong,’ U.S. District Judge James. S. Moody Jr. said. The 27-year-old, who also pleaded guilty to being a felon in possession of a firearm, had boasted on Facebook that she was untouchable. ‘I’m Rashia, the queen of IRS tax fraud,’ the post stated. ‘I’m a millionaire for the record, so if U think indicting me will B easy it won’t, I promise you! U need more than black and white to hold me down N that’s to da rat who went N told, as if 1st lady don’t have da TPD under her spell. I run Tampa right now.’ A psychologist brought in to testify for the defense argued the Facebook post was a sign of Wilson’s bi-polar disorder, which made her liable to brag. When will people learn to not brag about their illegal activities on these social-networking sites. Ignorance stays winning. Continue reading →
No wonder Will and Jada haven’t aged… According to one British psychologist, lots of sex can keep you looking seven years younger than your actual age! Via NYDailyNews reports : Sex is the fountain of youth. So says a British psychologist, who claims that people who get lots of action looked anywhere from five to seven years younger than those who don’t. “My message is that lovemaking is good,” Dr. David Weeks told the British Psychological Society. Former head of old age psychology at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital, Weeks said he spent a decade prying into the private lives of thousands of men and women of all ages. Weeks found that sexual pleasure is a “crucial factor” in preserving youth. How? Lovemaking releases the human growth hormone, which helps keep the skin elastic and thus less likely to wrinkle, he said. Sex also released endorphins, which are the body’s feel-good chemicals and natural painkillers that ease anxiety and make it easier to sleep, Weeks added. Nookie boosts blood circulation, which is good for that heart and gives skin that healthy glow, the good doctor said. Finally, sex burns fat and releases other chemicals that bolster the immune system, he said. Weeks, who is himself a youthful-looking 59-years-old, said getting it on is especially good for geezers. “Sexuality is definitely not the prerogative of younger people and nor should it be,” he said. “Sexual satisfaction is a major contributor to quality of life.” Well folks, you heard the man, time to go get to chopping!
