My ongoing Emily Osment joke is that she is Haley Joel Osment….and it never gets old…if anything, the more I say it, the more real it feels….now a little backstory for those of you who don’t understand….Haley Joel Osment was the Jennifer Lawrence of his time, Oscar nominated at 8, cast in every movie that needed a kid, or that was made by Steven Spielberg….but then he hit puberty….and no one wanted to touch him….cuz puberty made him fucking awkward and the only way to get that taste of fame that he was so addicted to….was to repackage himself as a chick….and thus the transformation began….and today it brings us to the beach in her bikini…. I could be wrong about my theory…it happens…but I think it makes her more interesting and that if anything she should hire me to be her publicist…I do magical things with lies….
I am going to call bullshit on Mila Kunis being the sexiest woman alive….because she is not the sexiest woman alive…that’s a bold fucking statement….making me wonder what the motives are here…. Is it an ad deal for one of her upcoming movies? Is Ashton Kutcher an investor in Esquire, or a friend to Esquire and would he trick the editors into making his girl the sexiest woman alive, since it makes him feel good about himself…and his possible small penis….that I would assume he has based on the amount of constant attention he draws on himself….. Maybe Esquire is run by her publicist who told them choose Mila or we’ll cut off the information supply…cuz before this photoshoot…Mila Kunis was never sexy….she was cute and nerds loved her…but even in bikini in movies she was like the girl next door with a nice face that Ashton Kutcher violates when not masturbating to granny porn… Sure she’s hot, she takes a good photo and she looks fucking sexy with her shirt off and her ass all round and lovely in a bikini for Esquire…but I think this is the first time this sexy thing has happened for her…confusing me…but not making me complain too hard cuz she looks pretty amazing and I am a fan of amazing. Here’s the video….
According to a letter sent this week to Lance Armstrong, the seven-time Tour de France champion is facing new charges from the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency that threaten to strip him of those titles. The 15-page document, obtained by The Washington Post , says the USDA took blood samples from Armstrong in 2009 and 2010 that were tested and proved to be “fully consistent with blood ma
Californication is far less humiliating to jerk off to than David Duchovney’s work in the Red Shoe Diaries….even if the shit isn’t as hardcore as it needs to be….I still appreciate that cable TV has taken the route of giving the people what they want…in efforts to compete with movies and the internet….cuz TV without nudity is just some fucking homo shit…. See, I tried watching a few of the popular sitcoms the past couple of weeks and they are all fucking garbage polluting the brains of everyone….no wonder we’re all fucking doomed…you idiots eat that shit up, have no mind of your own…..but as bad as they are…they’d be better if the bitches were topless….and that’s where cable TV prospers…and network TV remains the corporate brainwashing devil….. Not that I watch any TV, I just stick to the nude scenes that hit the internet the next day, I prefer living my own life and making it memorable to watching some fake lives make my life seem dull….but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t….. Here’s some bitch named Camilla Ludington from Californication… Here’s some bitch named Sarah Power from Californication…. Here’s some bitch named Stephanie Fantauzzi or as I like to call her – “Thank God Its Not That Emmy Rossum Cunt” from Shameless….
I don’t know who Heather Morris is….and I am pretty sure that you don’t either…and that’s likely why she released these pics pretending they were hacked…only to hit me with a lawsuit to pull them down in a few days….in efforts to make them disappear… She’s from Glee, but more importantly in another fucking example of a celebrity, or wannabe celebrity trying to take their public image up a notch…and I’m not complaining…cuz if I was in Lea Michele’s shadow, I would have probably turned to murder….or suicide being part of such a piece of shit, gay as fuck show…. Eithery way, I like her tits, hate her face, like her drive and ambition, and nude pics are what fuel me, so in turn I got no choice but to like her for giving me what I want and expect out of every woman…. Here are the leaked pics while they last….you know before the hacked pics lie and the “I shouldn’t have listened to my publicist” set in…or when Glee get on her ass for being bad for ABC and fire her for being such a dirt bag….who cares
We always knew she was a bit more Two Poon Junction than Two Moon Junction , but now Little Darlings star Kristy McNichol has officially announced that she is gay. But why now, after two decades of living quietly with her dogs and long-term ladyfriend far from the bright lights of Hollywood? As her publicist Jeff Ballard tells People , it’s for the children: “[Kristy] is very sad about kids being bullied. She hopes that coming out can help kids who need support. She would like to help others who feel different.” We’re pretty sure that just knowing who Kristy McNichol is is enough to make a high-school kid different these days, but hey….it’s the thought that counts, right? Kristy, we (one-handedly) salute you! Mr. Skin members can see the breast of former child star Kristy McNichol right here at MrSkin.com!
Following yet another hospitalization , 94-year old actress Zsa Zsa Gabor is in critical condition, her publicist tells The Los Angeles Times , adding that doctors at UCLA Ronald Reagan Medical Center are “guardedly optimistic” that Gabor will recover a couple days after losing consciousness at her Bel-Air residence. Husband Frederic von Anhalt, who called 911 on Saturday morning, Gabor has opened her eyes and squeezed his hand. She is yet to move or speak, however. “She’s a big fighter,” von Anhalt said . “I always feel optimistic because I know her.”
Fitness and beauty expert Cathy Koreana White was found dead in her Manahattan apartment September 2, White a Howard University graduate, contributor to various online publications and was the CEO of her own public relations firm, White Label PR, the reported cause of death was a aneurysm. The L.A. beauty battled the blogs last year after the Hollywood Street King reported that she was the mistress of Jay-Z. The rumors were sparked after she and model Claudia Jordan were allegedly spotted at Las Vegas’ Tao nightclub, sitting at a table with Jay Z and Puffy. A young woman who was rumored to be tied to Jay-Z has died at only 28-years-old. Industry publicist, fitness and beauty expert, Cathy Koreana White, known as Kori to friends has passed away. Friends of White have confirmed reports that White died from an aneurysm. Its not clear what kind of aneurysm she died from, as it can develop on many parts of the body. A website called Medical News Today , states: “An aneurysm occurs when part of a blood vessel (artery) or cardiac chamber swells, – either the blood vessel is damaged or there is a weakness in the wall of the blood vessel. As blood pressure builds up it balloons out at its weakest point. The swelling can be quite small or very large – when large it tends to extend along the blood vessel. As the aneurysm grows there is a greater risk of rupture – this can lead to severe hemorrhage, and other complications, including sudden death.” Her death has stirred up some unwanted attention for Jay-Z, with claims of a hidden”Love Child” in Trinidad and Tobago and Illuminati Crazies Theorist claiming her death was a sacrifice for the famous couple. It’s so sad, R.I.P Cathy source mzshyneka.com RELATED: Beyonce, Baby Bump & Jay-Z Watch The US Open [PHOTOS] RELATED: How Jay-Z Spent The 10th Anniversary Of 9/11 [PHOTOS] RELATED: Beyonce & Jay-Z Show Some Affection On The Streets Of NYC [PHOTOS]
Katt Williams wants to make one thing clear: he is not sorry. The comedian got into it with a fan at a gig in Phoenix last week, telling the man “this ain’t Mexico. It used to be Mexico [expletive] and now it’s Phoenix… Do you remember when white people used to say ‘Go back to Africa,’ and we’d have to tell them we don’t want to? So if you love Mexico, [expletive], get the [expletive] over there!” It appeared as if Williams was contrite for this outburst soon after it was made public, but he tells CNN an apology was penned by his publicist and was simply “for the Tracy Morgans of the world,” referring to that actor’s response to his own stand-up scandal in June. “I don’t think I need to apologize for being pro-American,” Williams says. Williams is no stranger to controversy. He brawled at a Young Jeezy concert last week and was given the boot; and he was arrested in June for threatening a potential witness after an odd stand-off with a tractor driver. Seriously .
Nick Ashford, who with wife Valerie Simpson wrote such legendary Motown songs as “Ain#39;t No Mountain High Enough” and “Reach Out and Touch Somebody#39;s Hand,” has died after a prolonged battle with throat cancer, his publicist announced. He was 70. Their songs were spun into hits by, among others, Aretha Franklin, Diana Ross, Gladys Knight, Marvin Gaye, Chaka Khan, Whitney Houston and Ashford Simpson themselves – including the #39;80s hit “Solid As a Rock.” Ashford and Simpson#39;s relatio
