I find it interesting, but not really, that people like to tell each other what TV show they are watching, what series they are really into, what book they are reading, what they are doing throughout the day… But rarely do people share what they masturbate to, I mean sometimes a girl you sext will send you a video she came to, and sometimes a friend will tell you he jerked off to some old high school year books he found at a garage sale, but for the most part…I don’t tell you what I am jerking off to ever…until today because today….I am jerking off to this golden whatever it is…Phoebe Price…my queen..I don’t think she could be any more perfect… The post This is What I Am Masturbating To Right Now of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Getty Images Mike Will Made-It Details Getting “Formation” To Beyoncé One of the biggest songs of 2016 was undoubtedly Beyoncé’s Black girl magic anthem “Formation,” which she later performed at The Superbowl. Every person in the music industry dreams of the day they get to work with the Queen (unless they’re DUMBO) and Mike Will Made-It finally got to with this track. He tells the story of how the song came together in the video below: It’s a pretty dope story. Beyoncé tells Mike Will that she wants some beats, and like any sensible man he gets right to work. Energetic young boys Rae Sremmurd are singing, rapping, and ad-libbing in the car when Swae Lee blurts out, “now let’s get in formation,” which causes Mr. Made-It’s wheels to start turning. Once they get to the studio, both Sremmurds get to work and freestyle a version pretty close to the “Formation” we know and love today. After he sent some songs to her, they met again. This time at a party in Lebron James’ hotel room following a Cavs game, where ‘Yoncé told Mike Will she loved the formation joint. After that, they hit the studio and Mrs. Knowles-Carter added her graceful touch and angelic voice to the track. Fun fact, the iconic line about Red Lobster was formerly, “If she f— me good, I’ll take her ass to Margiela,” but Bey brought her own flare to it. Probably because she knows the value of a good cheesy biscuit. God bless Beyonce, Mike Will Made-It, Rae Sremmurd, Lebron James, and the trifling Jay-Z for the making of this song. Amen.
Say what you will about Kanye West, but there’s no denying that he’s had a rough time lately. Between his mental breakdown, the possible addition of one (or two) new babies to his family, and his very public falling out with Jay Z … The guy’s got a lot on his shoulders, that’s for sure. But for now, let’s focus on that mess with Jay Z. Kanye and Jay have been close for years and years, both personally and professionally. Unfortunately, something happened between them in the past few years, and they grew distant — so distant that, according to Kanye, Jay never even checked in on his family after Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint. He revealed all of this information in one of his infamous rants last October. As he explained it, he had an issue with Jay Z because he stopped their collaboration with Drake out of respect for Meek Mill — Drake and Meek don’t exactly get along. To Kanye, Jay’s move was simply some “Tidal/Apple bullsh-t,” and “that sh-t got me tight, yo!” “I can’t take this sh-t, bro,” he screamed at one point. And it was obviously true. A month later, Kanye even dared to go after Beyonce , explaining in another public rant that he was hurt that she was “playing the politics too much and forgetting who we are just to win.” “Jay Z, I know you got killers, please don’t send them at my head,” he added, apparently aware that slamming Beyonce was a bad idea As we know, Jay Z didn’t send killers after Kanye — instead, he waited several months before addressing the matter in one brutal verse on his new album . “I know people backstab you, I feel bad too,” he rapped in one song. “But this ‘f-ck everybody’ attitude ain’t natural.” “But you ain’t the same, this ain’t KumbaYe, but you got hurt because you did cool by ‘Ye.” He rapped about giving Kanye “20 million without blinkin’,” and in turn Kanye gave him “20 minutes on stage, f-ck was he thinkin’?” “If everybody’s crazy,” Jay concluded, “you’re the one that’s insane.” It’s all pretty sad, right? Especially since the two men were once so close. And now, thanks to a new report from Page Six, it seems like we might finally know exactly what caused their issues. Her name is Kim. According to a source, Kanye’s original rant about Jay Z “was really about Kim and Beyonce not being BFFs .” “Kanye is frustrated that his wife does not have a better relationship with Beyonce. He wanted to put that pressure on Jay.” “It’s like, ‘We’re cool and we do business together, and now our wives should be friends?'” the source explained. Sure, it would be nice if Kim and Beyonce could get as close as their husbands once were, but “It’s not organic. It’s not real.” Because “Beyonce is a Southern, God-fearing woman, despite what you may see when she’s entertaining. She may not have much in common with Kim.” So the whole feud began because Beyonce doesn’t want to be friends with Kim? Sounds legit. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: 20 Weird Facts About the Sex Tape Star Thankfully, the source added that Jay and ‘Ye have a “familial” relationship, and he would be “very surprised if they didn’t work together or have some kind of relationship in the future.” After all this, we could still get a happy ending? Dare to dream.
Well, we might be a bit behind schedule due to the difficulty of finding suitably wintry filming locations on our increasingly balmy globe, but it’s finally time for our annual round of Let’s Speculate About Plot Points Based on Vague Game of Thrones Episode Titles ! In the past, the game was a bit easier, due to the fact that you could pick up one of the George R.R. Martin books that the series is based on figure out where things are headed. If you had no interest in reading the books, you could just find a dude who owns a decorative sword or an iguana named Drogon and ask him what happens next. These days, however, we’re well beyond the point where Martin’s last book left off, and it’s anyone’s guess as to where the Battle for the Iron Throne will lead from here. Earlier today, HBO dropped three big clues in our lap, and they’re a lot like Danerys’ dragon eggs from Season 1: Loaded with potential, but frustratingly mysterious. Fortunately, we’re here to help you puzzle them out. Here are the episodes and what we can glean based on their somewhat vague titles: Dragonstone (Sunday, July 16, 9:00-10:00 p.m. ET/PT): As fans of the books (and those who paid very close attention to the dialogue from the show) might already know, Dragonstone is the name of the Targaryen’s homeland in Westeros. Considering that’s where Dany and her fleet of ships were setting sail for in the Game of Thrones Season 6 finale , you can expect that that’s where much of the episode will take place. You can also expect that the newly-crowned Queen Cersei won’t be happy to hear that yet another claimant to the Iron Throne has arrived in the West. According to the official description from HBO: “Jon (Kit Harington) organizes the defense of the North. Cersei (Lena Headey) tries to even the odds. Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) comes home.” Yeah, not a whole lot of help there. Stormborn (Sunday, July 23, 9:00-10:00 p.m.): Yes, it sounds like we’re in for two Khaleesi-heavy episodes in a row! Any who dare complain will be promptly roasted (on Twitter, not by dragons). Stormborn, of course, is one of Daenerys’ many names along with Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, Inspirer of Impure Thoughts in Virginal Fan Boys. The episdode’s description reads: “Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) receives an unexpected visitor. Jon (Kit Harington) faces a revolt. Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) plans the conquest of Westeros.” We know from a previously released photo that this is also the episode in which Jon Snow leaves Winterfell, so don’t be surprised if these two fan favorites finally join forces. And Tyrion will be there, too! The Queen’s Justice (Sunday, July 30 9:00-10:00 p.m.): And this being Game of Thrones , we shouldn’t be surprised that it sounds as though that happy moment will be followed by misery for all. “Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) holds court. Cersei (Lena Headey) returns a gift. Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) learns from his mistakes.” “The King’s Justice” is a phrase used to refer to the royal executioner in King’s Landing. Since Cersei is sitting atop the Iron Throne these days, we’re guessing heads will roll in this episode. The description from HBO reads: “Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) holds court. Cersei (Lena Headey) returns a gift. Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) learns from his mistakes.” View Slideshow: Game of Thrones Season 7 Photos Are Here! So there you have it, couple that with what we already know about Season 7, and you start to get an idea of the show’s penultimate season. Not surprisingly, it’s dark, but it sounds like it’ll be peppered with some fan-pleasing moments, as well. As always you can watch Game of Thrones online to get caught up in time for the big premiere. But hurry – winter in July is coming,
Well, we might be a bit behind schedule due to the difficulty of finding suitably wintry filming locations on our increasingly balmy globe, but it’s finally time for our annual round of Let’s Speculate About Plot Points Based on Vague Game of Thrones Episode Titles ! In the past, the game was a bit easier, due to the fact that you could pick up one of the George R.R. Martin books that the series is based on figure out where things are headed. If you had no interest in reading the books, you could just find a dude who owns a decorative sword or an iguana named Drogon and ask him what happens next. These days, however, we’re well beyond the point where Martin’s last book left off, and it’s anyone’s guess as to where the Battle for the Iron Throne will lead from here. Earlier today, HBO dropped three big clues in our lap, and they’re a lot like Danerys’ dragon eggs from Season 1: Loaded with potential, but frustratingly mysterious. Fortunately, we’re here to help you puzzle them out. Here are the episodes and what we can glean based on their somewhat vague titles: Dragonstone (Sunday, July 16, 9:00-10:00 p.m. ET/PT): As fans of the books (and those who paid very close attention to the dialogue from the show) might already know, Dragonstone is the name of the Targaryen’s homeland in Westeros. Considering that’s where Dany and her fleet of ships were setting sail for in the Game of Thrones Season 6 finale , you can expect that that’s where much of the episode will take place. You can also expect that the newly-crowned Queen Cersei won’t be happy to hear that yet another claimant to the Iron Throne has arrived in the West. According to the official description from HBO: “Jon (Kit Harington) organizes the defense of the North. Cersei (Lena Headey) tries to even the odds. Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) comes home.” Yeah, not a whole lot of help there. Stormborn (Sunday, July 23, 9:00-10:00 p.m.): Yes, it sounds like we’re in for two Khaleesi-heavy episodes in a row! Any who dare complain will be promptly roasted (on Twitter, not by dragons). Stormborn, of course, is one of Daenerys’ many names along with Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, Inspirer of Impure Thoughts in Virginal Fan Boys. The episdode’s description reads: “Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) receives an unexpected visitor. Jon (Kit Harington) faces a revolt. Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) plans the conquest of Westeros.” We know from a previously released photo that this is also the episode in which Jon Snow leaves Winterfell, so don’t be surprised if these two fan favorites finally join forces. And Tyrion will be there, too! The Queen’s Justice (Sunday, July 30 9:00-10:00 p.m.): And this being Game of Thrones , we shouldn’t be surprised that it sounds as though that happy moment will be followed by misery for all. “Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) holds court. Cersei (Lena Headey) returns a gift. Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) learns from his mistakes.” “The King’s Justice” is a phrase used to refer to the royal executioner in King’s Landing. Since Cersei is sitting atop the Iron Throne these days, we’re guessing heads will roll in this episode. The description from HBO reads: “Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) holds court. Cersei (Lena Headey) returns a gift. Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) learns from his mistakes.” View Slideshow: Game of Thrones Season 7 Photos Are Here! So there you have it, couple that with what we already know about Season 7, and you start to get an idea of the show’s penultimate season. Not surprisingly, it’s dark, but it sounds like it’ll be peppered with some fan-pleasing moments, as well. As always you can watch Game of Thrones online to get caught up in time for the big premiere. But hurry – winter in July is coming,
I guess the rumor is the Rumer Willis has been sober for the last 6 months and deserves a metal for her not drinking or doing drugs for the last 6 months, but found a new vice in the form of FACE injections and I would imagine Prescription pills…because booze is bad, but let me get my hands on that AMBIEN and XANAX…unless she quit that too, which is not that impressive… The only thing I enjoy about this is knowing that despite her being sober, dudes who fuck her still need to be drunk…cuz she’s just that kind of hot…IRONY…or is it? I never know what is ironic.. But then again there are perverts anywhere, who can fuck anything, I’m just saying the only way to fuck this thing is from behind at 4 am…. RIGHT….MR POTATO HEAD….RIGHT… The post Rumer Willis New Face Shows Off Body for her Sobriety of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess this is a picture from the QUEEN OF MY LIFE’s birthday…Lindsay Lohan, the only thing that truly matters, the only thing that is really real, the only thing that I’ve ever truly loved, all the is right in the world, the center of the universe, the best love song, the best story, the best meal, the best redhead, an ICON…a goddess…everything and all… So I should post this nude looking blowing out candles on a boat similar to the one that amputated her pegging rich arab men for money finger…I guess they’ll just have to SIZE UP… BECAUSE….LOHAN IS MY SOUL and I want her to piss on my face….or something like that… The post Lindsay Lohan Naked Birthday Cake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess I should do a post on the Baywatch premiere, because despite not getting any budget from the people who created Baywatch the movie (PARAMOUNT), not giving me money to promote their bullshit movie….which is probably a good thing… I’d hate to be a whore endorsing this nonsense because they gave me 25,000 dollars to do so, but I’d like the 25,000 dollars more than having integrity to you assholes who never cared enough to give me any love and respect despite my honest take on pop culture… I have said it before, and I’ll say it again, because i assume that the only people who will see this shit is 40 year old weirdos who used to jerk off to baywatch.. I know the hope is that kids will see it because the Rock is in it, and unless tits get snapped off, or blow the fuck off, I don’t think they stand a chance.. We have this thing called internet porn and slutty hot chicks on instagram, to see some average cunts in bathing suits sent to a porno quality storyline worked in 1990s late night TV…but as a movie, when kids don’t got to movies…fuck that…noise… And noise it is, but they had a premiere to hype up this FAIL…that better fucking fail and paid some cunts to be there….. Do Not go See This Shit… Pam Anderson the Queen….of Baywatch…which besides the sex tape and Playboy is all she’s done and known for….looking terrifying…zombie…monster…frankenstein weirdness… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Charlotte McKinney is in the Movie, which is a reminder of how shit it will be…. TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Donna D’Errico is still livng her Baywatch dream because Baywatch was the reasons she didn’t get into porn and will forever be grateful for that..because that’s all this shit was… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Izabel Goulart was there…I guess she’s in it also…weird…. TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE In more Miami Baywatch Promo – Kelly Rohrbach was there in a towel for attention – you know cuz she doesn’t have Leo to ride anymore – she’s gotta pull her own stunts… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE More interestingly – but not necessarily hotter – Pam Anderson was lurking in a see through shirt.. The post Baywatch Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Congratulations on surprising the hell out of us, MTV Nation! We were pretty sure we were headed for a final showdown between crotchety Liz Lemon (30 Rock) and crotchy Ilana Glazer (Broad City), but we apparently underestimated the popularity of one Miss Tina Belcher (Bob’s Burgers). Or maybe we miscalculated the appeal of nerdy females… Read more »
