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Drugs Are Bad M’Kay: Alabama Man Popped For Driving On School Lawn, Stripping Nekkid, Peeing On Car, And Claiming He’s “High On Jesus”

Sounds like this guy was on something a little stronger than Molly Via WAAY School officials say a man who stripped off his clothes in front of Austin High School Monday afternoon claimed to be “high on Jesus.” Ronald Ray Fletcher, 27, is charged with indecent exposure. According to police, Fletcher went into the school and tried to check out a student and was told he wasn’t allowed. He then left the building, drove his car onto the grass in front of the school and removed his clothes. Officials said he waved at students in classrooms from outside. School officials said Fletcher also urinated on a car and asked for the same student he had tried to check out earlier before the school resource officer took him into custody. Principal Don Snow told the Decatur Daily he asked Fletcher if he was high, and Fletcher responded with “I’m high on Jesus.” School officials said Fletcher showed no signs of aggression, and police did not find any weapons in his vehicle. Morgan County mental health workers are working to determine if Fletcher was receiving any kind of treatment. If by “Jesus” he means a flaky, crystal-like substance that can be melted down on a spoon and drawn into a syringe, then sure. That’s EXACTLY what he’s high off of…SMH

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Drugs Are Bad M’Kay: Alabama Man Popped For Driving On School Lawn, Stripping Nekkid, Peeing On Car, And Claiming He’s “High On Jesus”

You Can’t Be Serious: Kanye West Considering “I Am God” As Next Album Title… And Guess What He Wants To Name His Baby?

Just when we thought Kanye’s ego couldn’t get any bigger… Via The Sun reports : ECCENTRIC Kanye West wants to call his baby by Kim Kardashian NORTH. The rapper, 35, came up with a list of potential names for the baby — due in July — but North is at the top because he thinks it sounds good with his last name. He sounded out pals about the moniker last month while working in Paris during fashion week. But the title is unlikely to go down well with girlfriend Kim, 32, whose family have a tradition of starting their first names with a K. The reality star might also have a problem with her boyfriend’s next album title — I Am God. He is toying with the idea while he records new material. A source said: “Kanye’s ego is something else, so he’s quite serious about the title. “He also has a sense of humor though and knows how his self-indulgence is seen by the general public. It’s half tongue-in-cheek, half what Kanye probably feels is true.” It is not the first time his ego has surfaced recently. In December, the rapper complained onstage about the Grammys for failing to nominate his Watch The Throne or My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy releases for Album Of The Year.

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Oh The Irony: New York Anti-Drug Lawmaker Busted By Cops And Charged With Kush Possession

An anti-drug Republican lawmaker has been charged with drug possession in upstate New York. Anti-Drug Lawmaker Arrested And Charged With Drug Possession Via WLWT reports: Assemblyman Steve Katz was charged after a Thursday morning traffic stop, according to a report by the Albany Times Union. Police said the 59-year-old Katz was driving 80 mph on a toll road near Coeymans, N.Y. State troopers said they smelled marijuana and found a small bag of the drug. Katz serves on the Assembly’s Alcoholism and Drug Abuse Committee and its Higher Education Committee. The Times Union reported that Katz voted against a bill that would have legalized medical marijuana last year. Katz ran unsuccessfully for state Senate last year. SMH!! Wait a minute, we find it hard to believe he was stoned and driving 80MPH. Now, if they popped him for under the minimum speed limit…

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Random Ridiculousness: “Sexcereal” Claims To Be The Freaky-Deeky Breakfast That Gives A Boost In The Bedroom

They want this to be the first thing in your mouth in the morning. Sexcereal Claims To Improve Sexual Health For Men And Women Via TorontoSun It’s a new product getting lots of attention and it’s made in St. Catharines, but we can’t tell you where. Welcome to the somewhat uncomfortable world of selling Sex Cereal. The brainchild of a Toronto businessman, Sex Cereal is quickly rising to fame after making an appearance on CBC’s Dragon’s Den just before Valentine’s Day. Peter Ehrlich came up with the concept while walking through a vegan food fair. The lightbulb went off and the idea of a cereal with different recipes for men and women was born. “Sexual health is so important,” Ehrlich said from his office in Toronto. “I wanted to create something $exy and fun in the health food industry because nothing is. Everything is very serious.” Ehrlich used nutritionists to formulate two separate recipes that are supposed to improve the sexual health of men and women in different ways. Surely there are $exier and more fun breakfasts than this, but we digress… At about $12 a bag, Sex Cereal isn’t cheap, but Ehrlich said there’s a reason for that. “The ingredients are quite rare,” he said. “I wasn’t creating a cereal for the sake of shock value. I know scientifically it had to be the real thing, but the real thing is expensive.” HIS Ingredients Rolled oats, wheat germ, water, chia seeds, black sesame seeds, pumpkin seeds, blueberries (sweetened with apple juice), cacao nibs, goji berries, bee pollen, maca powder, camu camu, coconut sugar HER Ingredients Rolled oats, oat bran, sunflower seeds, water, flax seeds, chia seeds, soy protein, cranberries (sweetened with apple juice), goji berries, cacao nibs, almonds, ginger ground, maca powder, coconut sugar By the numbers 45 … serving size in grams 190 … calories in cereal for men 200 … calories in cereal for women 300 … grams in each bag 12 … MSRP in dollars Any interest in chowing down on this get-it-on granola? Image via SexCereal

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Lawsuits: Chicago Mother Sues McDonald’s After Her 2-Year-Old Son Coughs Up A Piece Of A Condom He Ate In The “Play Area”

Yuck daddy! Chicago Mom Sues McDonald’s After Son Eats Condom In His Food Via MiamiHerald A lawsuit against McDonald’s alleges a child ate a used condom he found in the play area of one of the chain’s Chicago restaurants. The suit was filed Wednesday on behalf of Anishi Spencer and her two sons, who were 3 and 2 years old at the time of the alleged incident in February 2012. The mother alleges the 2-year-old coughed up a piece of the condom and that both children required medical treatment. The suit accuses McDonald’s of failing to remove harmful debris from an area used by children. McDonald’s said Thursday it was investigating. It added in a statement that “providing a safe, clean environment is a top priority.” The woman’s attorney, Jeffrey Deutschman, says he tried for months to reach a settlement but got no response. Words can’t even begin to describe how ignorant we would have acted in that Mickey D’s if our child coughed up a condom! Fawk an apology and free food, somebody gotta catch the epic bus driver uppercut !

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You Can’t Be Serious: A Walkway In Bermuda Has Been Named “Beyonce Blvd.” In Honor Of Lord Beysus Christ

Those island Stans really love them some Bey Bey… Bermudians Name Local Walkway After Beyonce Via RoyalGazette Bermudians like to honour distinguished locals — but Beyoncé? You might do a double-take at the new walkway at the National Sports Centre, and ask how it links us to the US superstar. According to Facility Manager Trevor Madeiros, the sign, put up last week, merely consecrates an in-joke among staff. The walk of fame marks the spot where Beyoncé Knowles made her entrance at the 2008 Music Festival at the stadium. “We had to tidy up the driveway for her to come through to perform — it was a construction site at the time,” Mr Madeiros explained. “Somebody called it Beyoncé Boulevard and everybody started using it.” So many people use the name when giving directions to visitors that it finally got its own sign. “It’s nothing really official,” added Mr Madeiros. “It’s an internal thing that we put up ourselves.” Wonder how many Beysus toe-suckers will post up to take pics in front of this sign? SMH Image via RoyalGazette

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You Can’t Be Serious: A Walkway In Bermuda Has Been Named “Beyonce Blvd.” In Honor Of Lord Beysus Christ

This Guy Ain’t Isht: Man In Wheelchair Busted In “Begging Scam” After Making Over $100K A Year Pretending To Be Mentally Handicapped

What kind of douchelord makes six-figures pretending to be mentally-handicapped??? Gary Thompson does, that’s who!!! He’s in a wheelchair, and gets his money by making you feel sorry for him. Gary Thompson, says he rakes in 60,000 to 100,000 dollars a year begging. But his sob story is a sham, and he admitted it to LEX 18. Since our story first aired about Thompson, complaints have poured into our newsroom. “It’s offensive;” “It’s disturbing;” “It’s just plain sad;” those are some of the comments viewers have shared who say they believed Thompson, and gave him money. He is in a wheelchair, because he has difficulty walking, but his speech isn’t slurred and his arms are fully functioning. Thompson is not the man he makes himself out to be. “I appreciate you guys busting me,” Thompson says as he laughs. “Yeah, I’m really good at it, really good. I clear about 100,000 dollars a year doing this.” Thompson goes on to tell us, “I am normal, it just helps to be mentally handicapped.” Dozens of you have come forward, telling us about Thompson, that he “approached you,” and that you “gave him money.” Thompson has now been exposed, but he doesn’t seem worried, or remorseful. We caught him on camera trying his act again, after we busted him, right outside police headquarters. It doesn’t look like he’s going to stop this anytime soon: “Hey I love y’all!” Thompson says, looking right into the camera. “Keep paying me! I’ll see you on the street!” On another note, Thompson used to be a millionaire. His mother sued Honda in 1993 after he was injured in a motorcycle accident. He got 2.4 million dollars, money he says he blew. Thompson has pleaded guilty to charges twice this year. Penalties are a 50 to 100 dollar fine and a maximum of ten days in jail. Police say to arrest him, an officer has to catch him in the act. What an azzhole!!!!

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Trailer Park Tragedy: Woman Popped For Brutally Stabbing 80-Year-Old Resident And Her Dog During Robbery

Woman Arrested For Brutally Stabbing Elderly Woman And Her Dog An attempted robbery that took a turn for the worst has left an eldery woman in critical condition and a scumbag burglar behind bars. via L.A. Times Riverside police on Tuesday arrested a woman suspected of stabbing and beating an 80-year-old woman as well as stabbing a dog, authorities said. The suspect was identified as Shannon Lynn Jones, 25, of Bishop. She was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder, home invasion robbery, burglary, animal cruelty and vehicle theft, authorities said. The victim was in serious but stable condition with multiple stab wounds and blunt-force trauma to her body after the attack Monday morning in her mobile home in a trailer park in the 4000 block of Pierce Street in the city’s La Sierra neighborhood. Police described the incident as a home-invasion robbery and said the woman’s 1995 Toyota Camry was stolen. The dog was stabbed Monday morning in a different mobile home in the same trailer park, according to police. The condition of the animal was not released. It’s bad enough she attacked a helpless elderly person…..but the dog too??? SMH! Shutterstock

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Idiots: Father Arrested For Feeding His 2-Month-Old Baby Bleach, He “Heard It Helped Clear Up Congestion”

You have to be one dumb motherfawker to think that filling your 2-month-old baby’s bottle with bleach is going to be beneficial… Via WESH: A 2-month-old baby was recovering Sunday after authorities said her father added bleach to her baby formula. Ocala Police Department Sgt. Michael Summer said Carron Washington, 20, fed Caelynn Washington bleach because he heard it could help with the baby’s congestion. According to a police report, the child’s mother went into the child’s room after she heard her crying, and the child spit up a clear liquid that smelled like bleach. She called 911, and the child was taken to the hospital. A hospital employee called police. “You smell the baby bottle and it smells like complete bleach. And the parents aren’t giving us a good story about how it got in there,” the caller told a 911 dispatcher. Police said Carron Washington broke down crying at the police station and admitted to putting bleach in the child’s bottle, saying he heard from a friend in school that it works as a medical cure. He said he mixed less than a cap-full of bleach with less than two ounces of formula. The baby was originally taken to Munroe Regional Medical Center in Ocala but was moved to Shands Medical Center in Gainesville, where she was listed in stable condition. Medical staff said they noticed the baby’s vomit smelled like bleach, and the bottle of baby formula also smelled the same way. Washington faces charges of aggravated child abuse. He was held on $25,000 bond. Seriously, though??? He could not have really thought that feeding his baby bleach was a good idea. SMH.

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Sean “Diddy” Combs Gets New York Mag Logo Tattooed On Arm [Photos]

Sean “Diddy” Combs either reads a lot of New York magazine or really loves his hometown. Probably both. The Hip-Hop mogul got a new tattoo of the word “New York,” styled in the aforementioned publication’s recognizable font/logo, on his forearm… Continue

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