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Athletes & Hoes: David Beckham Sues A Hoe For $25 Million

David Beckham isn’t too happy about the prostitute that claimed that she had a threesome with him and another woman, and decided he wasn’t going to have his good name sullied… British soccer star David Beckham said in a newly-filed lawsuit that he never had sex with a prostitute who claimed she had a threesome with him in 2007, TMZ reported Thursday. Beckham, who plays for the L.A. Galaxy of the MLS, filed a $25 million lawsuit against Irma Nici and “In Touch Weekly” magazine, which published Nici’s claim in September. The married Beckham accuses Nici of fabricating the entire tale, calling her claims “unequivocally false.” Nici claimed that in August 2007 Beckham paid for sex with her and another prostitute, and said she had been with the former Manchester United star five times in all. Beckham, 35, said in his filing that the allegations caused him and his family “great anguish and emotional distress.” Beckham has been married to former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham since 1999 and the couple have three sons. C’mon son…$25 million though??? Unless this broad is giving out million dollar blowjobs every hour on the hour she ain’t got bread like that. Source

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This Is The Young Lady Who Thought It Was A Good Idea To Break Into Tyler Perry’s House

Meet Chloe Ware. Chloe is the young lady who thought it was a great f*cking idea to break into Tyler Perry’s mansion in Atlanta. Poor thang. Click HERE if you missed the story on this yesterday… SplashNews

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SMH: Shady Doctor’s Lawyers Say Michael Jackson “Killed Himself” With Propofol

They just need to let poor MJ rest in peace: Michael Jackson killed himself with a lethal dose of the hospital anaesthesia Propofol, it has been claimed. Los Angeles County Deputy District Attorney David Walgren claimed lawyers for Dr Conrad Murray, who is accused of involuntary manslaughter in relation to Jackson’s death, plan to use the theory as the main part of his defense. Walgren’s statement came at a hearing yesterday where a lawyer for Dr Murray clashed with the prosecutor over who should test residue from two syringes found in Jackson’s bedroom. He said: ‘I do think it’s clear the defense is operating under the theory that the victim, Michael Jackson, killed himself. ‘They don’t want to say it but that’s the direction in which they are going.’ Defense attorney J. Michael Flanagan said a huge amount of the anaesthetic Propofol was found in Jackson’s body, but his client has said he gave him only 25 milligrams of the drug. Mr. Walgren suggested the defense will claim Jackson killed himself by injecting more of the drug into himself. It is understood that Dr Murray’s lawyers will claim that the star woke up while his physician was out of the room for two minutes in the toilet and administered a lethal dose of the drug himself. A preliminary hearing in the case begins next Tuesday when Judge Michael Pastor will decide whether the prosecution has a strong enough case to support the unusual charge that Dr Murray was criminally responsible for the king of pop’s death in June 2009. As many as 30 witnesses are expected to be called during the two week hearing. Although the defense won’t be putting its case, it is thought highly likely that the judge will find that the American cardiologist will have to go to trial. Dr. Murray, 52, faces up to four years in prison if he is convicted. Reports in the US have suggested that the doctor’s lawyers will argue that the singer injected Propofol himself using an intravenous drip, causing a massive heart attack. He then supposedly dropped the bottle on the floor. When the doctor came back into the room he tried CPR in a desperate attempt to revive Jackson. An autopsy later showed the heart attack was caused by a fatal dose of Propofol, a drug Jackson used to help with his chronic insomnia. Mr Flanagan said a broken syringe was found on the bedroom floor in addition to a syringe in an intravenous medication bag. He also revealed that a fingerprint found on the broken syringe hasn’t been identified. Source

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Sisters In Jail For Life For Armed Robbery Can Get Out Early, But Under One Condition…

Wow, the justice system is so generous: For 16 years, sisters Jamie and Gladys Scott have shared a life behind bars for their part in an armed robbery in which they pocketed just $11. Now, to share freedom, they must also share a kidney. Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour suspended the sisters’ life sentences yesterday on the condition that 36-year-old Gladys gives a kidney to Jamie, 38, who requires daily dialysis. The sisters were convicted in 1994 of leading two men into an ambush in central Mississippi the year before. Three teenagers hit each man in the head with a shotgun and took their wallets – making off with only $11. The Scotts were each convicted of two counts of armed robbery and sentenced to two life sentences. ‘I think it’s a victory,’ said the sisters’ attorney, Chokwe Lumumba. ‘I talked to Gladys and she’s elated about the news. I’m sure Jamie is, too.’ Civil rights advocates have for years called for their release, saying the sentences were excessive. Those demands gained traction when Barbour asked the Mississippi Parole Board to take another look at the case. The Scott sisters are eligible for parole in 2014, but Barbour said prison officials no longer think they are a threat to society and Jamie’s medical condition is costing the state a lot of money. Mr Lumumba said he has no problem with the governor requiring Gladys to offer up her organ because ‘Gladys actually volunteered that as part of her petition.’ He said it’s not clear what caused the kidney failure, but it’s likely a combination of different illnesses over the years. The Governor’s spokesman Dan Turner said that Jamie Scott was released because she needs the transplant. He said Gladys Scott will be released if she agrees to donate her kidney because of the significant risk and recovery time. Source

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Fill In The Blank: T.I. Took This Unsexy Sweaty Nude Shot For ______ Because ______

T.I. has officially lost what little bit of sex symbol status his tiny self had. There is absolutely nothing attractive about this picture. He looks like he’s copping a squat in the hoods. And you see how small the star is covering his man parts. What possessed T.I. to take this picture??? And who do you think he sent it to?

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Fill In The Blank: T.I. Took This Unsexy Sweaty Nude Shot For ______ Because ______

T.I. has officially lost what little bit of sex symbol status his tiny self had. There is absolutely nothing attractive about this picture. He looks like he’s copping a squat in the hoods. And you see how small the star is covering his man parts. What possessed T.I. to take this picture??? And who do you think he sent it to?

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SMH: When Trying Out For The Twerk Team On A Table Goes Wrong! [Video]

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Caption This: Half-Brother Of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis Popped For Sex Crimes

It appears that even members of “America’s Royal Family” have skeletons in their closets. Unfortunately, these were the skeletons of little boys… The half brother of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis spent Christmas in an Oregon jail for a possible probation violation. Nate Gaoiran, program manager for the Jackson County Community Justice sex offender unit did not give details but told the Medford Mail Tribune the arrest and jailing of James Auchincloss was standard procedure. “We’re investigating a possible breach of his supervision, so that’s why he’s currently incarcerated,” Gaoiran said. In August, the 63-year-old Auchincloss pleaded guilty to two felony counts of encouraging child sex abuse for having computer images of naked boys. A judge ordered him to serve 30 days in jail as part of three years of supervised probation. Just another sick son-of-a-b*tch. Why the f*ck does he have that smile on his face though!!?!? SMH Source

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Matt Barnes & Gloria Govan Justify Their Shacking Up And Throw Shade At The Basketball Wives

A couple of days before denying he was giving a two-bit internet hooker the business , Matt Barnes was on KTLA-TV throwing hella shade at Shaunie O’Neal’s Gang of Baby Mamas and Exes . And we loved every hypocritical minute of it. Here are some of our favorite quotes from the interview. Question: What about the other fellas [involved with Basketball Wives], do you deal with them much? Matt: There isn’t any other guys. That’s why I’m the target. Question: You’re wearing the ring now… Where are you right now? Gloria: We’re on great terms. We are human, I think people forget that. We bleed, we suffer, we go through ups and downs. But Matt and I are great, we have two beautiful boys and we’re in no hurry to prove our love to anybody. It’s gonna happen, and we’re together. Matt on Gloria not being like the other broads on the show: Don’t let the pretty smile fool you, she definitely got that in her. I think everyone kind of got the gist that we claim to be some perfect couple, and we’re far from that. I think everybody got the wrong impression that we were some make-believe fairytale couple. We just chose not to air our dirty laundry out like the other women did. What we fight about and what our problems are, we keep in our own home. These other women are out here telling their problems and crying a river. That sound you hear is the entire Bossip staff rolling our eyes. Check out the full interview below.

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Head Games: 10 Drastic Celeb Hair Changes

The new year is upon us and everyone is looking to start off on a brand-new foot. This often means new appearances. For these celebrities, though, a new look meant a drastic folic overhaul. Some went well…others not so much.

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