You can’t help but laugh when reading through this collection of 19 Motherly Text Message Fails . Parents trying to be hip is simply hilarious. But it’s difficult to browse around the following gallery without feeling a twinge of sadness. Somewhere out there, some guy wanted to have virtual sex with his girlfriend… only to be turned down for Pop Tarts or Oreo Cereal. Your heart just goes out to these people. Except for the dude whose significant other replied to his attempt at sexting with the picture of a cheese grater. He should just run away screaming. Prepare to scream in laughter yourself when you click through this list of epic sext message fails: 11 Epic Sext Message Fails Open Slideshow 1. Mmm… Pop Tarts. Sometimes you’re in the mood for Pop Tarts instead of a pounding. Can you really blame a woman? View As List 1. Mmm… Pop Tarts. Sometimes you’re in the mood for Pop Tarts instead of a pounding. Can you really blame a woman? 2. Spacing Issues A little space, and a little spelling, can go a long way when trying to be seductive. 3. Emotion Fail! When swallowing goes terribly, terribly wrong. 4. Satisfy Her Craving What’s better than a Pop Tart? Oreo Cereal. 5. A Little Too Rough Some gals do like it rough. But most have their limits. 6. A Monster in Bed Some folks like Skinemax. Others? Pixar. 7. Being (Semi) Naughty A bit of PG-13 sexy talk. 8. Patriotism vs. Patootie-ism God bless America… and also this person for his sexting snafu. 9. The End of an Erection Safe to say this is one way to put a fast end to an erection. 10. Heating Things Up Come on. This kind of creativty would totally turn us on! 11. You Tell Her, Grandma! This will teach an autobot to try and sext up an old lady.
Already seen as a bad influence on his son, Jeremy Bieber now stands accused of breaking a woman’s jaw 12 years ago. Alicia Wadden, a mother of one, alleges that Justin Bieber’s dad kicked her “kung-fu style” in the face, fracturing it in two places and leaving her unable to eat solid food for two months. It’s unclear what kind of relationship Wadden had with Bieber at the time of this supposed incident, but she says it began verbally and then escaped after she slapped Jeremy across the cheek. “Then out of nowhere, he kicked me in the face and I fell to the ground,” Wadden tells The Daily Mail. “I must’ve been knocked out because all I remember is waking up and not being able to close my mouth.” Wadden livd just a few block away from a hospital at the time and says she ran there afterward with bits of her tooth falling down her throat. Back then, she accepted $1,000 from Jeremy Bieber to remain quiet, but is coming forward now as a warning to Justin. “He seems to look up to his dad, but he needs to know what he is really like,” Alicia says. “I used to be a huge fan of Justin, I would always think how nice and polite he was, but his dad is a terrible influence on him. He thinks he can get away with anything he does, but I want him to know he can’t.” Jeremy Bieber already has a bad reputation. He was on board a private plane with his son in February in which Jeremy and Justin were extreme abusive to flight attendants and reportedly very high as well. Joe Jonas also came out recently and said he isn’t surprised about Justin Bieber’s downfall because his dad is a party animal . “Justin needs to realize that his dad isn’t the man he seems to think he is,” Wadden concludes. “He looks up to him and that is dangerous because it seems he wants to behave like him to win his approval.”
Sounds like Andi Dorfman is no Juan Pablo Galavis. As in not every dude will be scrambling to leave The Bachelorette of their own volition or hate her at the end. After her infamous breakup on The Bachelor, Andi is ready to put the past behind her and find love as the woman handing out the roses this summer on ABC. She’s already making quite the impression on potential suitors, too … The hot Assistant District Attorney from Atlanta, who dumped Juan Pablo HARD on The Bachelor, is a fan favorite among the guys and staff member alike. “Andi is awesome,” a source who works on the show says. “The guys love her as do the producers. Such a breath of fresh air after the Juan Pablo debacle!” “She is taking it extremely seriously. It’s going well, which isn’t to say there aren’t some bumps. But overall it is looking like a really good season.” Andi Dorfman proved she was ready to find love after she was named the next Bachelorette on the After the Final Rose special, telling host Chris Harrison: “I feel all in. I feel mentally in, emotionally all in , physically all in. I am in a place in my life where I’m just so ready for this … I’ve never felt better in my life. I’m just excited.” For those who are unfamiliar with Andi, she DESTROYED Juan Pablo after making it to the top three, calling their time in the fantasy suite “a nightmare.” Here’s hoping that her dreams come true on The Bachelorette , which kicks off May 19 on ABC. Are you excited for the new season? Comment and vote below: Andi Dorfman as The Bachelorette: Good choice? Totally! Team Andi FTW! No. I prefer Nikki or Clare! No! Someone new for a change! View Poll » Andi Dorfman Photos: The Next Bachelorette! Open Slideshow 1. Andi Dorfman Pic A cute pic of the next Bachelorette, Andi Dorfman. She’s going to get the nod. View As List 1. Andi Dorfman Pic A cute pic of the next Bachelorette, Andi Dorfman. She’s going to get the nod. 2. Your Next Bachelorette Atlanta hottie Andi Dorfman is poised to become The Bachelorette in 2014. 3. Andi Dorfman Photo Andi Dorfman may be the frontrunner to become the next star of The Bachelorette on ABC. 4. Andi Dorfman Picture Andi Dorfman may be the top frontrunner to be the next star of The Bachelorette on ABC. She’s got the looks for it! 5. Andi: The Bachelorette 2014? Andi Dorfman is about to become The Bachelorette next season. That is our prediction anyway. 6. Andi Dorfman Head Shot Andi Dorfman, an Atlanta Assistant D.A., is poised to become The Bachelorette next season. 7. Andi Dorfman Instagram Andi Dorfman is poised to become The Bachelorette next season. 8. Andi and Juan Pablo Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo meet on The Bachelor. Will she win this season? 9. Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis Picture Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis pose for a selfie. Back before she hated him so hard. 10. Andi Dorfman and Friends Andi Dorfman and her friends from The Bachelor celebrating a night watching the insane show. 11. Andi Dorfman and Sharleen Joynt Andi Dorfman and Sharleen Joynt from The Bachelor reenact a scene from the show. 12. Andi Dorfman, Juan Pablo Photo Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis pose for a cute photo. One of the few. 13. Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis on The Bachelor. This was before it went south HARD. 14. Andi Dorfman is The Bachelorette Andi Dorfman is The Bachelorette 2014. And a quality candidate she is. 15. Andi Dorfman: The Bachelorette 2014! Andi Dorfman is The Bachelorette 2014. We would accept those roses any day.
If we were on the receiving end of the following text messages, we’d likely be broken-hearted. But good news, readers: we were not! So, instead crying tears of sadness over a relationship coming to an end, we can all shed tears of hilarity of how these relationships came to an end. One concluded via poem; another via a reference to Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber ; and a couple over some really embarrassing mix-ups. Sit back, scroll through these awkward texts now and be thankful you didn’t open your phone to any of them… 9 Heart-Breakingly Hilarious Breakup Texts Open Slideshow 1. Take the Hint! If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try to break that heart again. View As List 1. Take the Hint! If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try to break that heart again. 2. At Least It Was Mutual See, it really is possible to have a mutual breakup. 3. Happening for a Reason Some things really do happen for a reason. Like a couple who discusses major life issues over text message not making it. 4. Welcome to Dumpsville We choose to believe this text is real. Because it’s downright hilarious! 5. Ex Games We really hope this guy got back together with this girl after this exchange. 6. SmartphOWNED! Roses are red, violets are blue… this person needs to work on her rhyme scheme. 7. Breakup Mixup I’m not dumped? Yes! Wait a minute… 8. This… Is… Awkward What’s worse than being told your wife wants a divorce? Well… 9. A Hairy Situation Yes, it’s your hair. What else could it be?!?
50 Cent Talks Ciara, Vivica Fox, Chelsea Handler And Rihanna With a new album in the works and a recently announced gig as the headliner of this year’s Hot 97 Summer Jam concert, Queens rapper 50 Cent is back on his best bullisht. 50 recently stopped by the Rickey Smiley Morning Show for a quick interview and among other things, he opened up about his past relationships with Ciara, Chelsea Hander and Vivica Fox. Check out a few interview excerpts below. On current relationship with Chelsea Hander & Ciara: Chelsea’s cool. I might actually do her show before it’s over. Yeah, yeah [we’re still friends], and me and Ciara are still friends. It’s not that I don’t appreciate the time we spent during that period. You usually find out about my relationships after they’re finished. On whether or not he’s congratulated Ciara on her baby: I haven’t. I haven’t. I spoke to her grandmother last night. She’s a sweetheart. 50 also spoke on why he’d never want to date Rihanna and made an interesting revelation about why he just might end up with Vivica Fox when it’s all said and done. Peep the rest of what he had to say, along with the full interview video, on the flip.
Dear Bossip , Well, my dilemma is I am committing adultery with a married man. Hold on it gets better. Not only am I being a jezebel, but I am also in a “committed” relationship. I have been with my boyfriend on and off for 8 going on 9 years now. I’m 22 years old, and my boyfriend is 24 years old. My married side piece is 39 years old. My relationship with my boyfriend obviously has not been a piece of cake. I know real love takes hard work and determination and I was under no pretense that it would be a fairytale. My boyfriend and I have very strong-minded personalities when together. So, I believe that is what attributes to the on and off part of our relationship. While I love him, there are times where I don’t want to be in his company, and I nitpick about the things he does. Sounds normal enough, right? Well, my boyfriend is a a**hole for a lack of a better word. No, he is not like an a**hole. Nor is it that he has tendencies of one. He is one completely through on through. That’s the bad side of him. Over the years I have grown immune to it because that’s a part of his personality. You might wonder why I’m attracted to him and have been in a relationship so long with such an a**hole. Well, the answer is because he is my high school sweetheart. We have grown with each other. He has gotten to see the changes in me and vise versa. I do see myself marrying him and having children and the whole house, dog, and white picket fence dream. He is the love of my life, but I’m cheating on him, with a married man, who has children, and he is 17 years my senior. And, his oldest child is 2 years younger than me. Yes, hella ratchet. My married side piece denies he is married, but he wears a band on his left finger, so I’m not naive to his lies. He claims that his “wife” bought him the ring, but he never proposed to her and he never signed a marriage license. I don’t believe it, but it’s not my problem. What troubles me is that 1). I’m 2 years older than his oldest child. I feel like that’s high on my creep radar. 2). We work together. So, I’m all about keeping it on the hush, but he keeps finding ways to show me attention. And, I believe that some people are getting suspicious. 3). So far, I have been good at hiding my infidelity from my boyfriend, but I’m afraid of what will happen when I decided to end this messy side romance. My side piece knows where I live. And, he does give off the vibes of being a creep. 4). I know I’m dead wrong for cheating with a married man that is so much older, but honestly I didn’t find out about his true background until after the first time we did something. Before, he didn’t wear a ring and he was very secretive about his home life. I was originally under the impression that he was single and he had a child. I didn’t question it because I didn’t want to know more. Again, none of my business, but on the flip side I haven’t told him about my boyfriend. And, I don’t plan on it either. Like I said, he seems like a creep, so I definitely wouldn’t want him trying to blow up my spot because he’s butt hurt. I know I’m a bit of a creep myself for being attracted to someone 17 years my senior, but in my defense he is gorgeous for his age. Like fine wine. Send me some advice. – Got Some Trouble Dear Ms. Got Some Trouble , Ratchet a** bird! Ugh! I can’t. I swear some of you young girls are trapped in the abysmal dark hole of ignorance, and stupidity. Basically, as my grandmother would say, “These fast tail girls who are hot in the pants.” Let’s get something real clear. You are not in a committed relationship. You do not love your boyfriend, and he is not the love of your life. If he was, then you wouldn’t be cheating on him. I don’t care if he’s your high school sweetheart, and he’s an a**hole, and you’ve spent nearly 9 years off and on with him dealing with his a**hole ways. Despite the things you don’t like about him, and what you nitpick with him about, he does not deserve what you are doing to him. If you don’t want to be with him, then just leave. If you are tired of his a**hole ways, then leave. You don’t cheat! You’re complaining about him, then you sit up here and say, “But, I’m immune to it.” Huh? And, then you go on to say we’ve grown on each other, and that he’s seen the changes in you and vice versa. Your dumba** obviously have not changed. You’ve gotten worse if you’re cheating on him. With your silly a**! Now, for the class, what do you call a woman, or man, who is in a committed relationship, yet, steps out on their relationship and sleeps with someone they work with, and continues the affair despite knowing the person is married? But, hold up, you then say that you can see yourself marrying him, having kids, the dog, and the white picket fence. Really? Really! You can barely stand being around him most times, and when –ish hits the fan, you feel that in order to resolve your issues it’s okay to cheat with someone you work with. Girl, I swear your common sense level is as bright as the donkey grazing on the side of the road. Why are you cheating? What is it about this older man that you find appealing, other than he is fine like wine for his age? (Silly a** bird) Why do you feel you can’t talk with your boyfriend, and reconcile what is bothering you, or him? What are you lacking in your relationship that you feel you need to go outside of it and cheat? What are you getting out of this? You claim you know that relationships take hard work and determination, and you’re talking about marrying your boyfriend, yet, you’re cheating on him. So, what determination and hard work have you invested in resolving your issues and problems? I do hope that your married side piece blows up your spot. I do hope that he rides over to your house and he and your boyfriend meet one another. I do hope your co-workers find out about your side piece and someone tells him about your boyfriend. I do hope that your boyfriend discovers you are cheating on him, and dumps your a**! You are young, silly, childish, and immature. You don’t know anything about relationships, love, and respecting other people’s emotions, or feelings. You’re using your boyfriend to cover up your own insecurities, and your own faults of self-worthlessness. You don’t love yourself because if you did, then you wouldn’t be cheating on your boyfriend, and, you wouldn’t allow yourself to lay down with an older man and allow yourself to subjected as a side piece hoe. You don’t care about anyone else, and are using others for your own demise and destruction. You’re only using the older man because you feel you can manipulate and deceive him to get what you want. You want attention. You want to be loved, wanted and needed. You want to escape into a world and hide from your problems and issues. You have low-self esteem, no self-worth, and you don’t respect yourself or your body. You claim you didn’t know the older man was married, but now that you know you still continue the infidelity with a married man, and who happens to have children at home. Did you, or do you think about his wife, and his family and how this will affect them if they find out what’s going on? Do you care if you destroy this man’s home? Does it even bother you that you are sleeping with another woman’s husband? Lawd, lawd, lawd, I hope she finds out and comes up to the job whoop both of y’all a**es! And, yes, he is low down and trifling for cheating on his wife, and sleeping around. But, you don’t have to be the one he is stepping out with, and spreading your legs wide for him. My advice is that you end the side piece relationship. It is not going to fair well if it goes on longer. His wife is going to find out, and/or, your boyfriend is going to find out. And, it won’t be pretty. Besides, you don’t –ish where you sleep or work! Office romances are detrimental to the workplace, and to all involved. Next, you come clean with your boyfriend and resolve your issues. Yes, tell him you’ve been cheating on him with a married man in the office, and why you’ve been doing it. What are you missing, and what you want at home? Why are you cheating, and what drove you to seek the bed of another man? You have to be honest with him and resolve your issues now before they get bigger and deeper, though they already are. Look, you can sit up here and claim you love him, and he’s your high school sweetheart, but in the end, we know you don’t love him, and you don’t want to be with him. If you did, then you would be working on your so-called committed relationship with him. If you have problems with his personality, and there is something you don’t like, then you discuss it, get into therapy, and work on your issues together. You don’t step outside of your relationship and cheat. And, if you’re considering marrying him, and building a life with him, then you must know that there will be some trying moments, times, and challenges in your marriage. If you can’t handle them now while you’re dating, then you will do what you’re currently doing, and that is seeking solace in another man’s arms and bed. So, you’re not ready for marriage, and you’re not ready for the long haul. You’re only out for yourself and what you can get. Separate from your boyfriend and spend the time working on you, and getting yourself together. You need to resolve the issues you’re dealing with, and what’s really at the core of your cheating. If you don’t, then this mess is going to blow up in your face, and you’re going to be left alone, without either man, picking up the pieces. – Terrance Dean Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? Share your opinions and thoughts below! Also, e-mail all your questions Terrance Dean : loveandrelationships@bossip.com Follow Terrance Dean on Twitter : @terrancedean and “LIKE” Terrance Dean on Facebook , click HERE! Make sure to order my books Mogul: A Novel (Atria Books – June 2011; $15); Hiding In Hip Hop (Atria Books – June 2008); and Straight From Your Gay Best Friend – The Straight Up Truth About Relationships, Love, And Having A Fabulous Life (Agate/Bolden Books – November 2010; $15). They are available in bookstores everywhere, and on Amazon, click HERE! 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