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1 Through 19: Let’s Rank the Films of Ridley Scott

Because we’re a little more than two weeks away from the opening of Prometheus , and because the Film Society of Lincoln Center opens its complete, week-long retrospective of his films this Friday in New York, because it’s a quiet morning otherwise and because it’s gone so well with other directors in the past , let’s rank the 19 feature films of Ridley Scott. The order is obvious: [NOTE: Scott’s ” Final Cut ” of Blade Runner and ” Director’s Cut ” of Kingdom of Heaven are considered herein.] 19. A Good Year 18. G.I. Jane 17. 1492: Conquest of Paradise 16. Robin Hood 15. Body of Lies 14. Hannibal 13. Matchstick Men 12. White Squall 11. Black Rain 10. The Duellists 9. Legend 8. Someone to Watch Over Me 7. Kingdom of Heaven 6. Black Hawk Down 5. Blade Runner 4. Thelma & Louise 3. Gladiator 2. American Gangster 1. Alien Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Illuminati Files: RihRih Rocks Lil Egyptian Inspired Gold Getup For Robin Hood Foundation Performance

We wonder if Cleopatra ever came this close to $60 milli??? The devil’s playtoy RihRih rocked out a lil gold Egyptian inspired getup on a set that included flashing lights, smoke and huge Sphinx’s for a performance of “Where Have You Been?” at the Jacob Javits Center in NYC last night for the Robin Hood Foundation Benefit. The evening raised $57 million to fight poverty in NYC. Guess it’s hard to call her naughty when she’s being so nice. Hit the flip for more shots of RihRih in her Cleopatra get up Continue reading

Nicki Minaj is a Fat Clown Showing Some Panty of the Day

I hate Nicki Minaj. Her music is shit. Her concept is shit. Her body is shit and her execution is shit. She’s some trained actor who wanted to be famous and who managed to use that shit in what is seemingly a comedy act that people take seriously….not an actual art or high concept thing she’s put together that comes from the depths of her soul…She’s the fucking equivalent of a hired clown at a shitty kids birthday party hall….all loud and stupid with an equally raped soul. She tries too fucking hard, looks fucking stupid in the process…She can’t be taken seriously….she must be put out of her misery….take her out back on Old Yeller the bitch….even if she’s showing panties I am too irritated by to remove with my mouth….so I know she’s bad news. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Shannon Elizabeth does FHM South Africa May 2012 of the Day

Shannon Elizabeth is back….and no one gives a fuck because the world is full of hot pussy that don’t need to rely on the revival of a claim to fame from 15 years ago to get in the magazines….and if anyone does give a fuck about her and her comeback in the form of recycling her only job 15 years later…that person is needs to learn how to move the fuck on….you see….cuz life is about progress….no future in the past….let these bitches we once appreciated the implants fade and focus on the new pussy that’s coming on the scene…we aren’t married to these bitches…we don’t even know them…and sure as hell don’t need to be monogamous with them just cuz we jerked off to them once…. This shoot is for South Africa FHM….a magazine most South Africans can’t afford or bother with cuz they are dying of AIDS….so I figure it is my job to bring it to the people…I’m like Robin Hood…of titty pics.

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VIDEO: How Deep is Morgan Freeman? Let Us Count the Ways

The team at NextMovie today offers this stirring mash-up of deep thoughts proffered by Morgan Freeman — or at least characters played by Morgan Freeman. Even the guy in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves! Incredible. Not bad! Honestly, though? Needs more Fast Black. [ NextMovie ] Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Emily Blunt is Not Hot of the Day

If there is any debate that this bitch Emily Blunt is a hot chick or not, you know the kind of debate virgin losers have over RPG games, then these pictures should clear it up, because I don’t know about you, but when I look at them there is nothing I want to fuck off of her with my dick….the only thing I want to do is steal her stash of chocolate out of her purse and give it to the poor kids, I’m like Robin Hood….and even in a see through kind of t-shirt all I see is dumpy….Send her back to where she’s from and give an America girl a chance for a change…

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Emily Blunt is Not Hot of the Day

If there is any debate that this bitch Emily Blunt is a hot chick or not, you know the kind of debate virgin losers have over RPG games, then these pictures should clear it up, because I don’t know about you, but when I look at them there is nothing I want to fuck off of her with my dick….the only thing I want to do is steal her stash of chocolate out of her purse and give it to the poor kids, I’m like Robin Hood….and even in a see through kind of t-shirt all I see is dumpy….Send her back to where she’s from and give an America girl a chance for a change…

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Diane Kruger Does GQ Naked of the Day

I don’t really know who Diane Kruger is. I just know she’s German and Germans like to get intense, agry, emotionless, demented sex with good engineering. You know these are the people who just 65 years ago were doing tests on humans they deemed subpar because they were told to, making me assume they are a people that are pretty easy to get to convince to lick you’re asshole while you shit down their throat, you just have to tell them something convincing….like that if they don’t do it, they’re bad Germans…. Sure I don’t know much about the culture, but I’m working off logic here, and now their biggest crossover star from their world to ours since Heidi Klum, but then again I’m just saying that cuz I don’t know any other German’s off the top of my head, and this one is rockin’ GQ naked and amazing…and that’s good enough for me… I don’t really know who Diane Kruger is, but here she is in some movie called Inhale – Naked…. To See The Rest of the GQ Pictures Follow this Link GO

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Some More SI 2011 Bitches in Bikinis of the Day

I assume there’s a fuck of a lot more bikini pictures at SI.com , but I figured I might as well steal some of their pics, put them on my site, for those of you too lazy to go searching for the shit on your own. That’s just the kind of blogger I am. I risk lawsuits and alienation, criminal records and being hated, all to get you pics I didn’t take of girls I’ve never heard of in bikinis…I’m on some Robin Hood or Peter Pan shit…a hero, with no real cause or purpose.. Either way, SI delivers every year, girls who have big tits, hot bodies that I like to see half naked, body painted in the thickest paint that might as well be a bikini, erasing nipples in photoshop before putting the pics to press, but I’ve been onto this shit since 1989, and it doesn’t get boring like Victoria’s Secret does…It just gets better…They should be paying me for this positive plug… Here are some bitches living the hot body dream, validated, with the SI stamp of approval…. Here’s Kate Upton, a model with big tits who likes showing them off who I’ve never heard of…but who I assume isn’t this Kate Upton … Genvieve Morton who must be tied in with the publisher, cuz she’s not that hot, but still half naked…and from South Africa, the home of Aids, Racism, Blood Diamonds and hot mixed up genetic pussy… Cinta Dicker for people not scared of freckles and orange pubic hair….

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8 Milestones in the Evolution of Russell Crowe

Russell Crowe tries his best at counterprogramming this weekend with his new prison break thriller, The Next Three Days . But how did Crowe get to the point of bankable action star after his debut on an Australian television series? You can always trace a direct line through a handful of roles (not necessarily his best roles, mind you) to illustrate what led to an actor’s current success, and with Crowe, that line twists through soap operas, cop dramas, thrillers, and, of course, one fateful Oscar night. Let’s look at eight performances — including one of his earliest — that trace the evolution of Russell Ira Crowe.

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