Rihanna has proven yet again that she doesn’t need magazines to take bikini pics of her, she can just do that shit on her own, and even keep it interesting by getting into twerk stance…because really in this day and age…twerk stance is all we really need to keep life worth living and bikini pics worth looking at and in Rihanna’s defence, she’s a black chick from the islands, she’s not jumping on any trend, her fucking granny twerks, I mean not now that she’s dead, but pre-death she twerked…and her granny’s granny twerked…this is just a cultural experience yo….a half naked cultural experience on instagram.
In the wise words of Miley Cyrus… So it’s true. If you turn the lights off and look into a mirror and say #turndown4WHAT 3 times fast shit gets TURNT. It is poetry from a retard who listen to too much LA hip hop radio…that confuses me because I am not a 15 year old medicated retard at the mall, but also because it’s set to this picture of her and her boyfriend…I mean is this a love letter…is this romance…if I was the bearded dude…I’d be loving every second of this ridiculousness…texting my homies being like “I’m fucking Miley Cyrus, Hilarious Right”…and we’d all laugh and laugh…because 3 times fast shit gets turnt.
Kate Middleton played some volleyball this morning in her third formal public appearance since giving birth at an East London event for the charity SportsAid. The athletic Duchess is a patron for the organization, and she showed her affinity for sports again today in a Breton-style top, skinny jeans and five inch wedges. At one point, Kate Middleton jumped and spiked, baring her midriff as she leapt for the ball, no doubt causing London’s tabloid editors to have heart palpitations. Bump, set, spoke … in sales! Kate Middleton Plays Volleyball in Heels Middleton’s inadvertent stomach reveal showed it to be stunningly flat, with nary a sign that she was very pregnant less than three months ago. Some women just make it look so easy. The image comes on the heels of the Kim Kardashian Selfie Seen ‘Round The World that had Kanye West bragging he was HEADING HOME NOW. Both moms have made it clear that their bodies have returned to their pre-baby versions. Even if one flaunts it on social media more than the other. And by that, we mean all the time versus not at all. Kim Kardashian promotes herself around the clock, while Kate leads a relatively normal life and just happens to have people photograph her her every second. To each their own, right? It’s a living. In any case, in the celebrity gossip business, you don’t often get your material gift-wrapped like this from someone so likable as well as beautiful. Sporty, too? She’s a keeper, William.
Maksim Chmerkovskiy may be an expert dancer, but he’s no longer dancing around his personal life. The former Dancing with the Stars cemented his status as Most Hated Man in America this week by confirming he’s seen Kate Upton nude . The two are dating. Kate Upton, Maksim Chmerkovskiy “She’s an amazing person,” Chmerkovskiy tells Us Weekly. “We have an incredible time together… I definitely didn’t see that coming and I think neither did she. “We enjoy each other’s company very much and like I said, she’s a great girl that I never thought anything romantic like this could have happened.” Rumors of Chmerkovskiy and Upton hooking up first spread in September, as the pair were spotted holding hands in New York City. But this is the first time either has spoken out about the romance. Upton has previously been linked to Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, while Chmerkovskiy likely had sex with ex-DWTS partner Erin Andrews. Seriously. Most Hated Man in America.
Jamie Foxx is loving Katie’s vanilla flavored cakes. Jamie Foxx And Katie Holmes Are Dating Somewhere Tom is weeping over Jamie having a bigger peen than him—Jamie will bust Katie wide open. According to In Touch Weekly Multiple sources confirm to In Touch that Katie Holmes has embarked on a new romance with her ex-husband’s close friend, actor Jamie Foxx. “Katie and Jamie have been dating for a while,” an insider reveals to In Touch, adding that Jamie has secretly been spending time at Katie’s apartment. “They’re very Mission: Impossible about their romance.” A second source confirms to In Touch that one early morning in mid-September, a driver pulled in front of the Trump Soho Hotel, prepared to take Jamie to the set of his new flick Annie — but was surprised when Katie stepped into the limo instead. “A hotel employee confirmed that Katie had stayed at the hotel with Jamie and that she was taking his car,” the second source reveals. “So the driver drove her home to her Chelsea apartment.” Though sparks were clearly flying between Katie and Jamie, 45, when they danced together to Robin Thicke’s sexy “Blurred Lines” at a Hamptons charity bash in late August, Katie’s rep insisted they were still just “friends.” But with Jamie’s long friendship with Tom — who he once said “changed the projection of my career” — on the line, it’s no surprise the new couple want to keep things quiet. “Whoever you’re dating, don’t let anybody know!” intensely private Jamie once told Oprah Winfrey, but added, “I’m very loving … when it comes to being there [for someone].” Dayum, Jamie is smashing the homie’s ex-wife. Do you think he can do better than Tom Cruise’s leftovers? Continue reading →
Kristen Stewart is losing her hair and Robert Pattinson is selling the home in which they lived together. Could things get any worse for the actress? Actually… yes. Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders: Dating Post-Divorce? According to OK! Weekly , Stewart reportedly reached out to Rupert Sanders and briefly dated him long after news of their initial affair came to light. Sources say Stewart and Sanders rekindled their romance after his divorce was finalized, while she was still trying to work things out with Pattinson, only for the director to finally pull the plug for good. Liberty Ross, meanwhile, allegedly found out about Kristen’s extended relationship with her ex-husband and “left a message” for her, the magazine claims. The message “suggested she might as well sew a big letter ‘A’ on her chest, since she’s never really apologized to the now divorced mom,” says an insider, referencing The Scarlet Letter. Stewart did famously apologize to Rob soon after news of her cheating went public, but it sounds like she never made the same mea culpa to Ross. Should she have? Does she owe the model an apology? Or should Liberty reserve her furor for Sanders, the man who actually stepped out on her and their kids?
Sorry, Justin Bieber . You had your chance. According to The Daily Mail, the romance between Selena Gomez and George Shelley is set to officially begin, with the former reportedly leaving the latter a recent video message that said the following: “Hey, George, it’s Selena. I was in London for a bit and I’m bummed I missed you so next time give me call.” George Shelley and Selena Gomez to Date? The Union J singer tells the newspaper that he was “gob-smacked” by Gomez’s words and plans to take her on a beach date in Lisbon next month. “We could have a little bonfire,” Shelley says , clearing hoping sparks fly between the young artists. There has been rumors that Shelley was dating 22-year old singer Jesy Nelson, but he cleared those up for the publication and made it clear his sights are only set on Selena: “Jesy is one of my best mates. We’re really close. Jesy wouldn’t be at all annoyed if I met up with Selena – she’d probably want to come too.” SOUNDS HOT!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey heads back to the Teresa and Jacqueline summit as the “Children of the Scorned” try to patch up their friendship. We recap the tattered remains in our THG +/- review. After last week where Teresa called Jacqueline evil and Jac shot back with calling Tre a sociopath, I was expecting more from this summit meaning. Minus 15 because instead of a cat fight it was a giant snooze fest. I don’t think anyone really owned up to anything from the past, they just decided to move on. How long will it be before it all falls apart once again? The worst part was having to hear Joe Guidice talk about autism once again. Minus 12 because the ignorant meter was spiking off the charts. But then again, if we kept Joe to speaking about subjects he actually understood, it wouldn’t give him much air time. The Jerseyans seemed to be trying to make amends all over. Joe Gorga picked up Gia for a play date. Did anyone else notice how Teresa’s kids were climbing the two story foyer like a bunch of monkeys and her only concern was for the chandelier? Minus 10 . But Gia appeared to be the most mature person in the Guidice / Gorga clan as she told her uncle exactly what she thought of him and his tirade at the christening. Plus 30 for not sugar coating it. It’s sad that Joe doesn’t even remember Gia being in the room and the kid was between he and Teresa trying to drag her mother out of the fray. Back to the present, plus 20 to Teresa for her Zumba charity day to help The Nephcure Foundation and another plus 20 for everyone who came out and joined it. Two weeks ago, could anyone have guessed that the brawling Joes would be dancing and laughing on the Zumba floor? And as they all tried to get alone, a big plus 33 for all of the old pictures of happier times. How can anyone not laugh at giant Jersey ’80s hair? Of course some things about this family will never change. Joe Guidice asked Melissa Gorga to dance on the pole in the bus and Milania started swinging around pretending to be her aunt. Apparently the ex-stripper rumors were still alive and well in the Guidice household. At least they all seemed to be having more fun than the Manzo boys who were still trying to sell blk. Minus 13 because who in their right mind would want to drink water that looks like it came out of a sewage pipe? The worst was listening to Christopher fantasize about how he’ll cheat on his future wife. Minus 22. Have we ever even seen him with a girl, never mind in any sort of serious relationship? Their buddy Greg is heading off to San Francisco and Christopher admits he doesn’t think he’d ever have the guts to leave Jersey. Plus 8 for honesty. Jacqueline was the biggest surprise of the night as she flew out to Beverly Hills for a tummy tuck and a neck lift.. Seeing her pieces of fat and skin sitting on the surgical tray were kind of gross but plus 12 for getting rid of that crappy tattoo. Plus 35 to Ashlee who moved to California and actually grew the F-up! I never saw that coming but it looks like getting away from Mom was the best thing that could have happened to her. She even told Jacqueline when it was time to put down the shot glass. Go figure. So will you be tuning in next week to see the new and improved Jacqueline? Episode total = +86! Season total = -315!
The winners are in for the 2013 Teen Choice Awards. Pitch Perfect won for favorite movie comedy, and the film’s co-stars Rebel Wilson and Skylar Astin won for choice actress and actor in a comedy. Wilson accepted her award while wearing a wetsuit. On the TV side, The Vampire Diaries and Pretty Little Liars carried out similar sweeps, while Lea Michele made her first public appearance since Cory Monteith’s death. Her tearful tribute on stage was a highlight of the night. Other winners included Selena Gomez, Gabby Douglas, Jim Parsons, Bruno Mars, Sandra Bullock, Justin Bieber, The X Factor and One Direction. Check out the full list of winners after the jump! MOVIES Choice Movie: Comedy “Pitch Perfect” Choice Movie Actor: Comedy Skylar Astin, “Pitch Perfect” Choice Movie Actress: Comedy Rebel Wilson, “Pitch Perfect” Choice Movie: Romance “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2” Choice Movie Actor: Romance Robert Pattinson, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2” Choice Movie Actress: Romance Kristen Stewart, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2” Choice Movie Villain Adam DeVine, “Pitch Perfect” Choice Movie Scene Stealer Kellan Lutz, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2” Choice Movie Breakout Star Nicholas Hoult, “Warm Bodies TELEVISION Choice TV Show: Drama “Pretty Little Liars” Choice TV Actor: Drama Ian Harding, “Pretty Little Liars” Choice TV Actress: Drama Troian Bellisario, “Pretty Little Liars” Choice TV Show: Fantasy/Sci-Fi “The Vampire Diaries” Choice TV Actor: Fantasy/Sci-Fi Ian Somerhalder, “The Vampire Diaries” Choice TV Actress: Fantasy/Sci-Fi Nina Dobrev, ” The Vampire Diaries ” Choice TV Show: Action ” NCIS: Los Angeles ” Choice TV Actor: Action LL Cool J, “NCIS: Los Angeles” Choice TV Actress: Action Lucy Liu, “Elementary” Choice TV Show: Comedy GLEE Choice TV Actor: Comedy Jim Parsons, “The Big Bang Theory” Choice TV Actress: Comedy Lea Michele, GLEE Choice TV: Animated Show THE SIMPSONS Choice TV: Reality Competition Show THE X FACTOR Choice TV Personality – Male Simon Cowell, THE X FACTOR Choice TV Personality – Female Demi Lovato, THE X FACTOR Choice TV Female Reality Star The Kardashians & Jenners, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” Choice TV Male Reality Star Kevin Jonas, “Married to Jonas” Choice TV Male Scene Stealer Chord Overstreet, GLEE Choice TV Female Scene Stealer Miley Cyrus , “Two and a Half Men” Choice TV Breakout Star Blake Jenner, GLEE Choice TV Breakout Show “The Fosters” MUSIC Choice Male Artist Justin Bieber Choice Female Artist Demi Lovato Choice Music Group One Direction Choice R&B Artist Bruno Mars Choice Hip-Hop/Rap Artist Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Choice Rock Group Paramore Choice Electronic Dance Music (EDM) Artist David Guetta Choice Male Country Artist Hunter Hayes Choice Female Country Artist Taylor Swift Choice Country Group Lady Antebellum Choice Country Song “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together,” Taylor Swift Choice Single: Female Artist “Heart Attack,” Demi Lovato Choice Single: Male Artist “Beauty And A Beat,” Justin Bieber, featuring Nicki Minaj Choice Single: Group “Live While We’re Young,” One Direction Choice R&B/Hip-Hop Song “Can’t Hold Us,” Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, featuring Ray Dalton Choice Rock Song “Radioactive,” Imagine Dragons Choice Love Song “Little Things,” One Direction Choice Break-Up Song “Come and Get It,” Selena Gomez Choice Music Breakout Artist Ed Sheeran Choice Music Breakout Group Emblem3 FASHION Choice Female Hottie Selena Gomez Choice Male Hottie Harry Styles Choice Smile Harry Styles SPORTS Choice Female Athlete Gabby Douglas Choice Male Athlete David Beckham OTHER Choice Comedian Ellen DeGeneres Choice Web Star Cimorelli Choice Social Network Twitter Candie’s Choice Style Icon Demi Lovato Choice Twitter Personality Justin Bieber
Emily Ratajkowski is famous now..but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t take time to stare at her tits…it’s like when a girl you used to fuck had only been with a few dudes when you got her….you know like when you ate her out you felt that she was a pure and elegant angel…barely tarnished like so many other girls…because she was the road least travelled…only to have her cheat on you, turn into a slut and fuck the fucking world…we’re talking hundreds of dudes…most of which were unprotected…all up inside her…then one day she hits you up, tells you she misses you and wants to re-connect…but knowing she’s a dirty whore…you just ask for a spread pussy pic, jerk off to her, and call it a day… I guess that’s where my romance with Emrata is at now… From connected at the soul, singing romantic songs for he and writing diary entries about the day we will meet…to totally uninterested cuz she’s played out and I hate that fucking song, but I still thinks she’s good to stare at… All romances come to an end….but pictures are still good enough for me….
