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Eva Longoria Shows Some Nipple in Some Magazine of the Day

Here is gutter slut Eva Longoria in some possibly sexy photoshoot depending on who you ask in a magazine called Citizen K, which looks like it could be Russian, but I’m not really that solid on identifying foreign languages so it really could be English for all I fucking know, since I never learned how to read. What I do know is that Eva Longoria’s got a massive vagina, not because she is Mexican and every Mexican I know is designed to birth babies without realizing it, with pussies you can wear as a Nacho Libre mask, but because she’s married to a abnormally tall black man who probably makes the sex tape with her 5 foot frame comical, like a fucking circus performance.

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Sarah Palin Memoir: To Be Released on November 17

Over the last few weeks, Levi Johnston has given the world his original, hilarious take on Sarah Palin . On November 17, the former governor of Alaska and current cult-like figure will release her own story, as Going Rogue: An American Life hits stores earlier than originally announced. It will go up against the release of Kris Allen’s debut CD that day

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Three extremely bizarre short essays by L. Ron Hubbard

Most if not all of what L. Ron Hubbard wrote in his lifetime was completely insane or at the very least, incorrect. These three brief essays, in which he rails against the evil worldwide conspiracy of Nazi pedophile Psychiatrists, clearly show Hubbard for what he really was — a paranoid megalomaniac who couldn’t keep his damn mouth shut even for a minute

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Karina Smirnoff is Nude for PETA of the Day

Karina Smirnoff is naked in heels in some PETA ad. I thought PETA was supposed to be shocking and cutting edge. I hardly think posting a picture of an ex-human trafficked Russian prostitute who escapted her captors and came to America with a husband who bought her who she later had to runaway from because he wasn’t living the life of luxury she expected and instead had a one bedroom apartment and a huge porn collection that he spent the last 15 years masturbating to while saving enough money to buy her.

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Trend of Unskinned Monsters Washing Ashore Continues With Cowbeast of Death

A young gentleman on Twitter asks, “I found the new montauk monster .

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Trend of Unskinned Monsters Washing Ashore Continues With Cowbeast of Death

Water messages from Outer Space.

During his 12-day stay aboard the International Space Station (ISS), Lalibert

Obama faces critical moment for his Presidency

WASHINGTON — President Obama returned to the White House from his summer break on Sunday determined to jump-start his struggling presidency by reasserting command of the health care debate and recalibrating expectations that some advisers believe got away from him. With his honeymoon seemingly over and his White House on the defensive, Mr. Obama faces what friends and foes alike call a make-or-break moment in his young administration.

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The USA is number one…In gun sales!

Despite a recession that knocked down global arms sales last year, the United States expanded its role as the world’s leading weapons supplier.

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Kate Moss, Lily Allen, and The Rock Chick Diet

Want to know how awesome starlets Lily Allen and Kate Moss stay in shape? This isn’t a joke about blowcaine! You can do it, too.

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Kate Moss, Lily Allen, and The Rock Chick Diet

Bill Clinton Heading to North Korea to Bring Back Laura Ling, Euna Lee

(Getty Images) Former U.S. President Bill Clinton is heading to North Korea for negotiations to secure the freedom of two detained American journalists, a news report said Tuesday, nearly five months after they were seized on the China border. Clinton is on his way to Pyongyang, the North Korean capital, where he will try to win the release of Laura Ling and Euna Lee , South Korea's Yonhap news agency reported, citing an unidentified high-level source

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