I have to look at pictures of a lot of hot models for this gig — I know, it’s a tough job, but hey, somebody’s got to do it — and in my professional opinion, Tanya Mityushina here is hands down one of the hottest. I mean, not only does this blonde Russian babe have a killer body, but she also seems to have discovered a genius new way to wear a pair of cut-off jeans. Here’s hoping the trend catches on. » view all 15 photos Continue reading →
Meet Masha Maximova . Pretty much the only things I can tell you guys about this hottie is that she’s Russian and that her Instagram is packed with so much hotness, it’s liable to make your phone catch on fire. Or at least your pants region, anyway. But really, how much more do you need to know? We’ve already covered all the important stuff. So just go ahead and enjoy Masha and that perfect Russian booty of hers. A video posted by Мария Максимова (@masha_maximova_) on Jan 20, 2017 at 1:49am PST » view all 12 photos
Normally, when I introduce you guys to a new hottie, I’m at least able to tell you a couple things about her, like where she’s from or what she’s into. But this time, looks like I’m going to have to just make something up. So meet Dasha Anikyda . According to my “sources,” this busty Russian loves long walks on the beach and sending dirty selfies to pasty bloggers. Here’s hoping anyway. Enjoy!
Normally, when I introduce you guys to a new hottie, I’m at least able to tell you a couple things about her, like where she’s from or what she’s into. But this time, looks like I’m going to have to just make something up. So meet Dasha Anikyda . According to my “sources,” this busty Russian loves long walks on the beach and sending dirty selfies to pasty bloggers. Here’s hoping anyway. Enjoy!
I was talking to someone about Irina Shayk last night… She wasn’t a Russian hooker, but she could have been, because she was a Russian stripper and the conversation wasn’t really exciting, I try not to talk about models or Russian hookers or Russian celebrities or Russian model hookers who fuck celebrities in my everyday life…it just comes up when I’m getting lap dances sometimes… Where I say shit like “you’re tits are so good, you’re so hot, if I was a celebrity or rich I’d buy you and make you my Russian wife, but conditional to you letting me fuck other girls without too much crazy spy behavior, because Russians can go either way…always psychotic and cold…but either crazy jealous and will Hispanic style chop your dick off…or they let you do whatever you want so long as you make them babies and by babies I mean give them money for designer clothes – they love that shit”…. Who knows what Irina Shayk is, but she’s fucking fantastic looking, the pregnancy probably a sign of how good she fucks her celebrities, or entrapment, either way…she’s set for life…and all it took was being in a bikini on the internet…and a beard to the most famous dude in the world…who pretends he’s not gay… Point being, these pics and most pics to come from her will likely be garbage…it’s a mom thing..so get used to it…but she happened, she exists, and we like her… Here she is vogue… The post Irina Shayk’s Fashion Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I was talking to someone about Irina Shayk last night… She wasn’t a Russian hooker, but she could have been, because she was a Russian stripper and the conversation wasn’t really exciting, I try not to talk about models or Russian hookers or Russian celebrities or Russian model hookers who fuck celebrities in my everyday life…it just comes up when I’m getting lap dances sometimes… Where I say shit like “you’re tits are so good, you’re so hot, if I was a celebrity or rich I’d buy you and make you my Russian wife, but conditional to you letting me fuck other girls without too much crazy spy behavior, because Russians can go either way…always psychotic and cold…but either crazy jealous and will Hispanic style chop your dick off…or they let you do whatever you want so long as you make them babies and by babies I mean give them money for designer clothes – they love that shit”…. Who knows what Irina Shayk is, but she’s fucking fantastic looking, the pregnancy probably a sign of how good she fucks her celebrities, or entrapment, either way…she’s set for life…and all it took was being in a bikini on the internet…and a beard to the most famous dude in the world…who pretends he’s not gay… Point being, these pics and most pics to come from her will likely be garbage…it’s a mom thing..so get used to it…but she happened, she exists, and we like her… Here she is vogue… The post Irina Shayk’s Fashion Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We’re used to unpredictable behavior from Lindsay Lohan, but it seems that more than a decade into her career as a professional trainwreck, the actress-turned-professional-world-traveler still has the ability to surprise us. The good news is, she’s doing so by dialing down the partying and calling attention to important human rights issues. The bad news is, there’s considerable reason to question her motives. Last week, Lindsay deleted all her Instagram photos and left an Arabic greeting commonly used by Muslims in their place. The move prompted speculation that Lohan converted to Islam , but that doesn’t appear to be the case. Or if it is, she’s one of those Secret Muslims that your racist brother-in-law is always ranting about on Facebook. Lindsay says she finds comfort and wisdom in the Quran, but has not converted and doesn’t have any immediate plans to. But while she remains a free agent in terms of her spirituality, Linds is making some firm commitments with regard to her politics – and many believe she’s forged some questionable alliances. That’s Lindsay with Turkish President Recep Erdogan, his wife, and a Syrian girl named Bana Alabed. We’ve t old you about Bana before. She’s the 7-year-old who’s devastating tweets about life in war-torn Aleppo have gained her millions of followers. Any effort to bring more attention to her cause is laudable, and Lindsay deserves credit where it’s due. Her relationship with Erdogan, however, is not so black-and-white. There’s substantial reason to believe that Lindsay is on Erdogan’s payroll (her sudden interest in Turkey’s standing in the global community, her frequent parroting of his “the world is bigger than five” slogan, etc.). It’s even been rumored that Lindsay is spying for the Turkish government , but we doubt she’s gone quite that far. (Of course, the evening news drops our jaws on a nightly basis these days, so we wouldn’t rule anything out.) Lindsay might be under the impression that because Erdogan isn’t one of the bad guys in the Syria situation (Assad, Putin, etc.) he must be one of the good guys. Unfortunately, it’s not that simple. Erdogan’s own people attempted to overthrow him over the summer, and he wears the label of dictator with pride. These days, he’s working on patching up his relationship with Putin, and has been described as the Russian president’s puppet. Not the kind of guy that Hollywood actresses with image problems usually align themselves with. Of course, Lindsay probably doesn’t know all this – or she’s being paid so much that she doesn’t care. Lindsay’s social media profiles are entirely devoted to expressing her allegiance to Erdogan and Turkey (which is strange, to say the least), and she uploaded this photo of a meeting with the Turkish president and his staff over the weekend: “This. Now. This moment. A moment in time. Is to forever exist,” Lindsay captioned the photo. She added: “#peace #2017 #theworldisbiggerthan5 hashtag yourself to help the Turkish people and what they do everyday. #theyearoflindsaylohan #sevenwonders @rterdogan #lohanclub is a form of making others happy Yes, Lindsay has apparently taken to using the hashtag “#theyearoflindsaylohan.” She also managed to slip in a plug for her Greek nightclub. And then she wonders why so many believe that she’s more concerned with saving her career than with saving refugees. View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan
Here’s your daily fix of pictures from Russian Instagram hotties trolling for rich sugar daddies. This time, it’s Dasha Mart . Anyway, I don’t know too much about her, other than the fact that she looks amazing in fancy hotel rooms (and I’m sure that’s good for her resume), but I bet she’s going to make some lucky bastard a great ex-wife someday. » view all 12 photos
Here’s your daily fix of pictures from Russian Instagram hotties trolling for rich sugar daddies. This time, it’s Dasha Mart . Anyway, I don’t know too much about her, other than the fact that she looks amazing in fancy hotel rooms (and I’m sure that’s good for her resume), but I bet she’s going to make some lucky bastard a great ex-wife someday. » view all 12 photos
One of the scariest things about Donald Trump — and this is really saying something, seeing as how we're talking about a man who might actually be Satan's puppet — is his strange relationship with Vladimir Putin. Reports have claimed that Putin ordered a series of cyber-attacks with the goal of getting Trump in the White House, which is more than bad enough. But throw in that now infamous dossier, the one that alleges that Putin has been “cultivating, supporting and assisting” Trump for years now. According to the documents, Trump and his people accepted “a regular flow of intelligence from the Kremlin” all throughout his campaign, and his lawyer met with Russian officials to discuss a pay-off for that stellar hacking job. Oh, and who could forget that little thing about Trump allegedly paying Russian prostitutes so that he could watch them pee on a bed the Obamas had slept in? Trump and Putin seem to be very close, besties even, and that's pretty alarming. But trust Saturday Night Live to take all that terror and make it funny. In last night's cold open, the first since Trump officially became president, Beck Bennett offered up a message to Americans as Putin. We laugh to keep from crying, but also we laugh because this is pretty great. See SNL's Putin in the video below: