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13 Reasons to Be Hopeful About the Next Four Years

It is official: As of January 20, 2017, Donald Trump is the President of the United States . And while this (not so) simple fact has left many Americans way down in the doldrums, The Hollywood Gossip is here to try and make you feel better. For the following reasons, the next four years might not be so terrible after all… 1. Star Wars: Episode VIII But who’s countinr, right? 2. More Alec Baldwin on SNL! It beats him screaming at reporters, doesn’t it? 3. The Kylie Jenner Sex Tape You know it’s coming. And you know Kylie will deny playing any role in its release. 4. The Kimye Divorce You also know it’s coming. And the fallout will be epic. This may be how Kim finally breaks the Internet for real. 5. The Americans is Returning! Season 5 of the most underrated show on television premieres on March 7. (Wait… this drama is about Russian spies who have infiltrated America. Dammit.) 6. The Midterm Elections We’ll have a chance to reorganize the government and balance out Congress in 2018. It’s not to soon to get involved. View Slideshow

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Elle Fanning Elle UK of the Day

Elle Fanning is some hipster looking rich kid – who is not only from a rich family thanks to her family, but also a rich kid thanks to her family whoring her out… This is for some magaizne…because she’s in movies and is very important in a world that only cares about the co-signs or the other people who like them – so that they must be great…s People are very in to Elle Fanning, at least I think they are – because her name comes up all the time in the media, and in movie credits, like she exists, she’s a real fucking entity, that people must actually like, I mean why else would she be all over the place, oh right, maybe the media is paid off by the movie companies her parents sold her to, or maybe she’s got the right last name to leverage thanks to all the sacrifices her sister made for her, and maybe they are playing that angle properly knowing how this media shit works, up on some Olsen Sister who isn’t one of the twins hustle…all a youthful round ass Point being – these are boring pics – but I have confidence somewhere someone is jerking off to it. The post Elle Fanning Elle UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria Kosenkova for Vogue Russia of the Day

I don’t know who Victoria Kosenkova is. I didn’t even bother googling her…but I do know that she’s wonderful…because she knows the right way to present herself to the world…an angel really….who doesn’t want to get sent back to some war torn, cold water flat, she was exported from by the sex traffickers who help her escape in exchange for her services… Unless she’s American, because you know these names like Kosenkova could be born in America…despite what people like TRUMP want…I mean…he prefers his Russian sex workers…peeing on him when they are still illegals… The post Victoria Kosenkova for Vogue Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Is Topless For Self

I thought Ariel Winter only went topless for Instagram, but looks like I was wrong, because I just found this “classy” black-and-white shoot of Ariel taking her top off for Self Magazine . And speaking of self, I think myself and the Little Tuna are going to need a little me time with these. So if you’ll excuse me, I have to go lock myself in this Starbucks bathroom for the next 30-45 seconds or until those barista prudes call the cops. Whichever comes first.

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Ekaterina Zueva Sucking A Banana Good

Remember how I said  Ekaterina Zueva was my next future ex-wife? Yeah, well, I have a feeling I’m not the only one who’s going to be proposing to the Russian hottie after this latest photoshoot of her getting friendly with a banana in lingerie. If this isn’t marriage-and-divorce material, I don’t know what is. Yow!

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Alec Baldwin Channels Donald Trump, Addresses Protestors

This NOT Just In: Alec Baldwin is not a big fan of Donald Trump. The actor and the President-Elect have often clashed as a result of Baldwin's Saturday Night Live impression, which Trump believes to be terrible and awful and biased and insulting. Baldwin once offered to stop doing this impersonation, as long as Trump released his tax returns , but no deal was ever reached between the stars. On Thursday night, meanwhile, Baldwin addressed thousands of anti-Trump protestors who gathered in New York City outside Trump Hotel. He was one of several celebrities (along with Robert De Niro and Cher, just to name a couple) who attended the event and who addressed those in the crowd. “I just wanna say I've been standing out here in the freezing cold for a long time,” Baldwin told the protestors, channeling Trump once again and added: “I have to go to the bathroom, I have to pee. But I'm holding it in, I'm holding it in, I'm not gonna pee. I'm going to a function at the Russian consulate tonight, I'm going to hold onto it until I get there.” But Baldwin was on hand to offer a few important messages, not just to mock the soon-to-be President of the United States. Click PLAY to see what he had to say and to see how the giant group gathered in front of him reacted:

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Future Ex-wife Ekaterina Zueva’s Hottness Returns

Last time I did a post on  Ekaterina Zueva , I gave the Russian hottie one of the biggest honors on the Internet, naming her my next future ex-Mrs. Tuna. (Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke.) Anyway, judging from this latest photoshoot, it looks like I definitely made the right choice. So enjoy the pictures, but just remember, I already called dibs.

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Valenti Vi Is Possibly The Hottest Russian Alive!

I know I’ve been posting a lot of hot Russians lately, but I think I’ve finally found us the hottest Russian of them all in Valenti Vi . Of course, I’ll have to double-check some of those old posts just to be sure. And since I can only work 30-45 seconds at a time, it’ll probably take me all afternoon. Maybe even all night if I’m lucky. I’d better get started. » view all 14 photos

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Kate Hudson Leaving Brad Cooper’s House of the Day

I would say that these pics of Kate Hudson leaving Brad Cooper’s house in her post-sex clothes is a red flag and that she’s probably already pregnant… But then I remember that Kate Hudson is old…menopausal…possibly infertile due to the abortions or STDs over the years…because se owns one of the most well travelled vaginas in Hollywood…Hollywood kids and their vaginas…always so irresponsible.. I guess Brad Cooper can fuck whoever he wants as he owns the russian hooker Irina and her pregnancy, but Russian women, even the hookers are intense…so it’s possible he’s not allowed to fuck girls like Kate Hudson, and really why would you…when you’ve got Irina…even while pregnant…her dripping, hormonal vagina is a better option… Who knows…maybe they are just friends…because celebrity womanizers are always just friends with celebrity women… Either way…scandal. Either way…old or not…good booty… Either way….who cares this is Kate Hudson… Maybe she’s just borrowing some milk from Irina…because her milk’s all dried up… The post Kate Hudson Leaving Brad Cooper’s House of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rob Kardashian: See His MASSIVE New Weight Loss!

It's no secret that Rob Kardashian has struggled greatly with his weight for the past few years. It's actually the opposite of a secret, much like every other fact about this family. Rob's issues with his weight began when he broke up with Rita Ora after she allegedly cheated on him with “nearly 20 dudes,” as he explained it. He took the split hard, and he started eating his feelings. Over time, he continued eating that way, and started refusing to leave his house. It was a dark couple of years for him — so dark that a little over a year ago, he was diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes after a big health scare. Shortly after that, he announced his relationship with Blac Chyna, and she actually helped him lose a lot of weight. He kept it off for a few months, but then gained it all back when, again, he started having some relationship issues. What a sad, unhealthy rollercoaster, right? And it looks like we're doing this thing all over again, because Rob was hospitalized for another diabetes scare last month, then he and Chyna made up. And now, as evidenced in this video Chyna shared on Snapchat, he's lost a WHOLE bunch of weight again. See Rob's latest amazing transformation in the video below:

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