Right now, reality is an extremely hard place to live in. And we have Donald Trump, soon-to-be president of the United States, to thank for a large part of that. It's just so difficult to believe, for so very many reasons, that of all the people in all the land, Trump is the one who's going to lead our country. And after his ridiculous, dumb, awful mess of a press conference a few days ago, things certainly aren't looking up. During the press conference, Trump addressed several important topics, including recent claims that he paid Russian hookers to perform for him at a very special golden shower party . To clarify, just because it's too ridiculous not to spell out in the simplest terms, our future president has been accused of paying prostitutes to pee on a bed in front of him. It's a bizarre story for some bizarre times, and thankfully, Saturday Night Live is here to point out the absurdity of the situation. And they did it just so hilariously. Alec Baldwin returned to SNL with his brilliant Trump impersonation last night to reenact the press conference. As Baldwin's Trump says in the opening of the skit, “Yes, this is really life, this is really happening.” And that's scary and tragic and so many other bad things, but this video? It sure is fun. Check out the magic below:
Not sure if you guys remember, but for a while there, I was crushing pretty hard on Vita Sidorkina . Anyway, then we went a few months without any new pictures from the Russian Victoria’s Secret hottie, and I had to move on. But seeing this latest lingerie shoot from Vita is definitely bringing all those old feelings rushing right back to my pants region. What? Were you expecting me to say my heart? Gross. What kind of a sicko do you think I am?
You guys have probably noticed that I’ve been treating Instagram like my own personal mail-order catalogue lately when it comes to Russian hotties. And even though I can’t afford any of them on a blogger salary, I still like to check out the pictures to see what I’m missing. So here’s our latest model, Anyuta Rai . I’m pretty sure she’s out of my price range, but hey, a guy can still dream, right? » view all 12 photos
While Trump is being accused of having Russian hookers pee on him, something that is totally normal to have as a fetish, especially when you’re in a high stress position running a big business with an image to uphold…it’s hard to find things to get you off… I know hookers who fuck high power dudes, and they do way more extreme things to them, often times when they wife is out at a function, or the museum or visiting her sick mom at the expensive hime….whether it’s being shit on, being sodomized by household objects…peeing, a sterile thing is not so extreme… Selena Gomez, the mentally handicapped, incapable of surviving a tour, a break up with beiber, the stress of being a coddled Disney girl with too much money and lots of pain, not just because of the Lupus, but because she’s a whiner…is banging The Weekend like she was Bella Hadid and at least 3 girls I know who have confirmed he has a massive penis for her little gomez in her panties…that may not be that little…because Disney kids are fucked up and put all kinds of things in them….just to fill the void…in their soul…plus girls like big dicks…sucks to be you…. Well, I guess it’s a good thing to see she hasn’t died or killed herself yet…she’s bene too busy getting fucked and I guess I’m keeping track of it..like it matters… The post Selena Gomez Kisses the Weekend OMG of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This morning, Donald Trump held a press conference for the first time in 168 days. We think it’s safe to say it was the first time in US history that a president-elect prepared for his inauguration by assuring the American people that he has never been a fan of golden showers, and is not being blackmailed by the Russian government . Yes, what sounds like material for a particularly over-the-top satire is now the reality of American politics. As you’ve no doubt heard, Trump has been accused of “perverted sexual acts” as a result of an intelligence report obtained by BuzzFeed News, in which the president-elect is warned that the Russian government is in possession of potentially damaging footage. Of course, we really don’t need to mince words here, as if you’ve been on social media in the past 12 hours, you know that the perversion reportedly caught on camera involved the R. Kelly-esque fetish activity known as a “golden shower.” In fairness, Trump hasn’t been accused of actually urinating on anyone or being urinated on himself. The alleged footage simply shows him watching a pair of Russian prostitutes to urinate on each other . Even Trump has his limits, and in the case of international water sports, it seems he prefers to remain an observer, rather than assume the role of Nacho Cheese Dorito-colored urinal cake. Anyway, Trump was quick to deny the reports during today’s presser, using his new favorite slogan “fake news.” He then went into detail about exactly why he doesn’t enjoy splashing around in the urine of Eastern European sex workers: “Does anyone really believe that story? I’m also very much a germaphobe,” Trump told reporters, in what has to be a strong contender for most bonkers moment in the history of American politics. What’s truly bizarre about the Trump press conference is that the president-elect’s explanation for why he’s no fan of pee play wasn’t even the most troubling part. In what many are taking as an unsettling sign of things to come, Trump attacked reporters from major media outlets whom he feels have been antagonistic to his campaign, at one point engaging in a shouting match with a journalist from CNN: Donald Trump Shouts at CNN Reporter In the clip above, Trump begins by explaining why he feels modern-day America is similar to Nazi Germany. He goes on to describe BuzzFeed as a “failing pile of garbage” (It’s worth noting that according to the web traffic analysis firm Alexa, Buzzfeed is among the top 100 most popular websites in America.) before turning his attention to CNN. “Your organization is terrible,” Trump told the reporter. “You’re fake news.” Of course, your social media feed will most likely be focused on the day’s most salacious story (“Russian hookers” just has a ring to it, ya know?) so feel free to mix things up by pointing out that at no point in this long-anticipated press conference did Trump: Clarify whether or not he’ll lift sanctions with Russia, explain how he’ll avoid violating the Constitution’s emoluments clause , or offer any details about his “really terrific” idea to replace Obamacare. View Slideshow: 12 Donald Trump Tweets That Outline His Plans as President
So I was doing my daily Instagram creeping research earlier when I stumbled across another Russian hottie I think would make a great mail-order bride. And since I’m too poor to afford her myself (well, unless I can find a buyer for my collection of mint Burger King coupons…), I figured I might as well share her with you guys too. So meet Lena Denisova . If anyone wants to go in on this with me, maybe we can figure out a timeshare or something. A video posted by Lena Denisova (@lena_denisova) on Oct 19, 2016 at 2:17am PDT
Morality Police Catch Adultery in Car Two Girls Get Slammed by a Truck and Survive Snow Removal Tractor Takes Out a Woman Interesting Place to Nap… Naked Woman VS the Mean Streets Giant Spool on the Highway Fight in the Internet Cafe Kicksled Urban Stunts…. Jeep Fail….that Ends With Death… The post Dude has Sex with a Car and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So Love Magazine has put together one of their most flimsy, lazy garbage Advent Calendar, pretty much the biggest thing they do all year, and because everyone is a fame whore – attention seeker, even the people with big audiences, who need content and promotion to help take them to the next level, and Love magazine has just the right formula for that…the Advent Calendar…that they are still posting content up around…well into January, despite the holidays being over, because milk this as hard as you can, beat that dead horse with your dick, and try your damn best to carry this video a day thing, make that Youtube money, especially when you have girls who have the following willing to spend the 14 mins it takes to film these things… Well, the January edition of the Love Magazine Advent Calendar that keeps bringing content includes….my favorite – GEORGIA MAY JAGGER: SI Model Hannah Ferguson….. Daisy Lowe….the daddy issue big tits… Nina Agdal…the Leo DiCaprio retard head.. I guess they didn’t make the cut for the actual advent calendar, but January is still a month and there are days in said month and people are still on the internet…and willing to watch…..and model and fake models are willing to be in these videos…so why ever stop it…just video a day this shit….cuz despite sucking they are still worth watching….half naked it girls from the the last 20 years…I’m sold…but it takes very little to sell me…the other day I stared at a shadow on my wall because it looked like tits… The post Love Magazine Advent Calendar’s Still Going of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Fist time post Sofiia Chuprikova because she’s not very famous, she doesn’t have a very big following, but she looks amazing and deserves the love all these instagram girls eventually get if they continue to do nude photoshoots for photographers addicted to taking nude pics of girls – any girls – so long as they are girls who get naked….and I love nudity…not for some weird spiritual reason, you know that whole cleansing your hippie soul and being free, but because I am a voyeur and a voyeur needs an exhibitionist, and an exhibitionist is usually a narcissist on a mission to be more important or successful than they are…strictly based on their looks..and ability to get naked in photos…and thank god for that…because this is the kind of thing I need and in case you didn’t know…this is all about me… Seriously, if instagram or social media never happened, think of all the vaginas I wouldn’t get to see, and all the nudity I had access to would be gutter porn – that always existed – and physically going out and seducing women…or going to some nude beach….which in both cases doesn’t star girls like Sofiia Chuprikova..the Russian Queen….but rather girls you don’t want to see naked, but have to see naked because it’s all you can get…and bad naked is better than no naked. This is all so confusing. The post Sofiia Chuprikova Nude Phootshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know there’s a bunch of these Russian “Instagram stars” out there, but I love Anastasia Skyline here for two reasons. One: it sounds like she picked her fake name off the first thing she saw out the window, and two, she clearly knows her best angles. (And I guess it’s not her face.) I mean, seriously, she’s up to 1.9 million followers now, and I guarantee not a single one of them could pick Anastasia’s headshot out of a lineup. A booty shot though… I’d recognize that thing anywhere. Salty skin just after beach, on my way to shower but decided to take new selfie video попу свою с пляжа принесла, покрутила и в душ пошла #anastasia_skyline A video posted by Anastasia Skyline (@anastasia_skyline) on Aug 18, 2015 at 9:17am PDT » view all 11 photos
