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Terri Seymour’s Upskirt of the Day

Posted on October 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is what happens when you get dumped by Simon Cowell and you are forced back into the life of a low level fame whore…after having a taste of the good life, the billionaire life, the private jet set celebrity life…you end up leaving parties wasted and spread eagled hoping someone will notice…preferably the media so that some rich Russian, or rich anyone will reach out to her and try to make her their wife…. I guess she thinks that since Since Simon Cowell used her as a beard, there are other’s out there for her, even though I just see her as a failed gold digger…and really if she’s not good enough for Simon Cowell, she’s pretty much not good enough for anyone… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Cindy Berthelot for Some Underwear Collection I Want To Lick of the Day

Posted on October 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Cindy Berthelot is because the internet doesn’t really want me to know who she is…but I do know GOOGLE IMAGES HAS HER TITTIES …and knowing what her titties looks like is substantially more interesting and relevant and important that knowing anything else about her…it’s even more important than these catalog lingerie pics she’s taking for some underwear company that I’d like to lick and lick and lick until the acidity in my saliva melted the shit off her…even if it took weeks to accomplish…I’m just committed to random girls posing in their underwear like that…she’s a babe…I should find her on twitter and ask her on a date…I’m sure it will turn into a long winded romance than ends in a double marriage like all my tweets to girls I want to be smothered by….

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Amber Heard for Harper’s Bazaar Russia of the Day

Posted on October 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My favorite thing about Amber Heard is that she destroyed the Johnny Depp household, leaving kids fatherless while he’s run off to gallivant around the world to fuck this bi-sexual bitch while leaving them at home in France to tend to the farm they live on…listening to their cheese and wine eating mother complaining about her day in and day out because she is the other woman and girls fucking hate the other woman….but I like her, especially in Russian magazines, even if these pictures are old and Russia is 10 steps behind America, as they were in the 80s, at least when it came to fast food and Levis jeans, because she’s posing all hot, but more importantly because she gives hope to married men that one day we’ll have the temptation from a young harlot that will inspire us to leave our miserable existence/wife for the erratic young girl who will chew us up and spit us out in a matter of weeks or month, turning our entire life upside down, leaving us alone, broken and a shell of who we once were…those girls are the best kind…they keep us on our feet.

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Hayden Panettiere Is Officially Off The Market

Posted on October 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bad news everyone: our favorite little person Hayden Panettiere is officially off the market. She got engaged to that Russian boxer/human giant, and here she is showing off the ring on her way into Good Morning America . I didn’t even realize they were still together. I guess I always figured it was just a phase and that eventually she’d go back to someone her own size. It’s too bad. I even had my bed lowered and everything so she wouldn’t have to climb up. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Katya Zalitko Is My Latest Crush!

Posted on September 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Russian model Katya Zalitko , who’s my newest crush after these awesome lingerie shots. According to Katya’s official website , her special skills include yoga, aerobics, dancing, posing underwater, and acting. But I think that list is missing something. Katya left off the part about starting blogger pants fires. Because trust me, she’s a real pro in that department. Yow. I need a cold shower stat.

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Yaya Kosikova Titties for Vaga Magazine of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Yaya Kosikova is, but she sounds mail order…and she gets naked for magazine I’ve never heard of which means she’s thirsty. You know this isn’t some “Should I do Playboy to Help Launch My Career like I was Jenny McCarthy shit”…this is “I’ll take off my clothes for whatever the fuck this is, because it is sure better than being cattle prodded in the scary basement by that man with a gun who threatens to kill my family if I don’t get naked on webcam show for him”…you know anything is better than that…so I call this the escape route…unless she’s not even Russian, and her Model agency is just packaging her like she is cuz it’s a good back story to get her booked…and really none of it matters cuz I just saw tits…and so did you.

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Yaya Kosikova Titties for Vaga Magazine of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Yaya Kosikova is, but she sounds mail order…and she gets naked for magazine I’ve never heard of which means she’s thirsty. You know this isn’t some “Should I do Playboy to Help Launch My Career like I was Jenny McCarthy shit”…this is “I’ll take off my clothes for whatever the fuck this is, because it is sure better than being cattle prodded in the scary basement by that man with a gun who threatens to kill my family if I don’t get naked on webcam show for him”…you know anything is better than that…so I call this the escape route…unless she’s not even Russian, and her Model agency is just packaging her like she is cuz it’s a good back story to get her booked…and really none of it matters cuz I just saw tits…and so did you.

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Meet Hottie Anya Monzikova

Posted on August 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

According to Wikipedia, Anya Monzikova is a Russian/American model and actress who is currently in enrolled in stunt classes, so that she can do her own stunts when she eventually stars in an action movie. Good news! I’m producing my very own action movie and was looking for a leading lady. If Anya is up for it, there are a few stunts I’d like to work on with her beforehand, and if all goes well, the role is hers. Call me.

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Nastya Karzan Lookin’ Hot for Cake Magazine of the Day

Posted on August 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nastya Karzan is another Russian model, which is the theme of the day here, because I love the Russians and their insanity, as much as I love their cold, mysterious, money hungry women, some of whom have made it into real deal modelling, while most can be found jerking off on webcam the good old fashioned communist way…since communism has no real religion…and thus these girls have no real guilt…making hit a hell of a lot more fun to watch…because there’s a difference between a catholic guilt ridden catholic girl..and some robot bitch who knows there is no god…and that difference is usually that they are less fun to fuck, but more fun to jerk off to, because catholic girls, once you get them going, forget GOD exists, but getting them going requires some heavy machinery, like roofs…. Either way, this was shot by Aaron Feaver, whoever the fuck that is.

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Double Stuf Oreos: Not Actually Double Stuffed?!?

Posted on August 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dan Anderson has some potentially devastating news for fans of a classic dessert. The Queensbury, New York math teacher asked his students this week to measure the composition of Oreo Double Stuf Cookies in order to test the validity of their name… and the results are anything but encouraging. Following some intense weighing and serious measuring, the high schoolers concluded that the cookies only contain 1.86 times as much filling as a basic Oreo. And while that’s close to double, this isn’t horseshoes or hand grenades, people. The advertised Stuf simply does not measure up. Double Stuf Oreos Controversy And while Anderson’s classroom findings are disputed by, Mondelez International – the snack brand’s parent company – this is eerily reminiscent of a study in January that determined a foot-long Subway sandwich is actually NOT a foot long . We’re very sorry to break it to you, loyal readers.

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