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Sarah Palin The new Face of The American Tea Party

Sarah Palin The new Face of The American Tea Party 6 answers , +1 raves This is—no joke—how Sarah Palin began her speech to the tea partiers: “I am so proud to be an American. Thank you so much for being here tonight. Do you love your freedom?” She then thanked the troops for her freedom, repeated that she was proud to be an American and said “Happy birthday, Ronald Reagan!” Whole speech: http://www.truthdig.com/avbooth/item/sarah_palin_speaks_at_th… Yes Sarah Palin is the new face of the Tea Party 67% (4 answers) No Sarah Palin is not the face of the Tea Party 33% (2 answers)

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Rep. Alan Grayson deflects clumsy Palin attack using two things Sarah does not possess, humor and intelligence.

On Friday night, Sarah Palin came to Orlando, and attacked Rep. Alan Grayson. This is what she said: “I got to meet quite a few candidates who are lining up in a contested primary who want to take out Alan Grayson. And I think Alan Grayson — what can you say about Alan Grayson? Piper is with me tonight, so I won’t say anything about Alan Grayson that can’t be said around children. [Good one, Sarah!] But thank you, Florida, for allowing candidates in a contested primary to duke it out over ideas and principles and values, all with the same goal, and that is unseating those who have such a disconnect from the people of America. That’s what the goal is here in this race against Alan Grayson. Please fight hard, and do this for the rest of the country. Fight hard, and send a conservative to Washington, DC.” Palin, the former half-term Governor, current-nothing and future-even-less, charmed the all-Republican audience with her folksy folksiness and her homespun homespunnery. Atypically, Palin was wearing clothes that she had paid for herself. At the end of the event, she shared her recipe for mooseface pie. In response to Palin’s attack on Rep Grayson, Grayson actually complimented Palin. Grayson praised Palin for having a hand large enough to fit Grayson’s entire name on it. He thanked Palin for alleviating the growing shortage of platitudes in Central Florida. Grayson added that Palin deserved credit for getting through the entire hour-long program without quitting. Grayson also said that Palin really had mastered Palin’s imitation of Tina Fey imitating Palin. Grayson observed that Palin is the most-intelligent leader that the Republican Party has produced since George W. Bush. When asked to comment about what effect Palin’s criticism might have, Grayson pointed out, “As the Knave’s horse says in Alice in Wonderland, ‘dogs will believe anything.'” Earlier, as the Orlando Sentinel reported, Grayson said, “I’m sure Palin knows all about politics in Central Florida, since from her porch she can see Winter Park,” which is part of Grayson’s district. Grayson said that the Alaskan chillbilly was welcome to return to Central Florida anytime, as long as she brings lots of money with her, and spends it. “I look forward to an honest debate with Governor Palin on the issues, in the unlikely event that she ever learns anything about them,” Grayson added, alluding to Politifact’s “liar, liar, pants on fire” evaluation of much of what Palin has said . Scientists are studying Sarah Palin’s travel between Alaska and Florida carefully. They hope to learn more about the flight patterns of that elusive migratory species, the wild Alaskan dingbat. Perhaps somebody needs to inform Sarah that you cannot

Sarah Hyland Wearing a Bathing Suit of the Day

I don’t know who this Sarah Hyland chick is – but apparently she’s on TV. I did look up her age, because she’s definitely not worth getting arrested over and it turns out that she’s 19 so despite looking 14, she’s legal and I guess that’s the whole problem with sex offenders, you see there are 14 year olds out there with 32F bra sizes and 20 year olds her look 11, but the guys who fuck the 14 year olds are criminals and the ones who fuck the 20 year olds who look 11 aren’t and I guess all I gotta say is that they better keep a close eye on this Hyland’s boyfriend after she dumps him, I have a feeling he’ll be the weirdo next to the park playground…and for anyone else out there into little boys dressed like girls on the beach…this is for you…. Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via Bauer

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Minnesota to get a double dose of crazy!

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will hold a fundraiser for Rep. Michele Bachmann next month, the Minnesota Republican’s campaign announced Thursday. Palin will co-host the April 7 fundraiser with Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, former Sen. Norm Coleman (R-Minn.) and Minnesota GOP Reps. John Kline and Erik Paulsen. Donors to Bachmann’s reelection campaign can give more to attend a private reception with Palin prior to a dinner at the Minneapolis Hilton. Bachmann’s staff is also trying to organize a rally with the 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee, but has yet to settle on any specifics. Tickets will be $500.00 each. (You can read the rest of Politico’s article by clicking the title.) Just imagine paying five hundred dollars to see the Grifter from Wasilla and the Dingbat from Minnesota in the same room. I am just stunned that the circus freak show costs so much these days. I wonder if they will also trot out a bearded lady and pinhea…oh..never mind. Michele Bachman may be the only woman, this side of Orly Taitz, who can make Sarah Palin seem reasonable. What? Don’t believe me? Well then you need to take a few minutes to watch this compilation of her greatest hits courtesy of Countdown. Of course Michele Bachman is not the only politician who believes that the bright and shiny object known as Sarah Palin can attract the knuckle draggers and terminally ignorant to support their campaign. The Dr. Franken-Senator responsible for creating this monster has also humbled himself enough to beg for her support . Former Republican vice presidential nominee and Alaska Governor Sarah Palin will be in Arizona the last weekend of March as part of Senator John McCain’s re-election campaign. Details of that trip are now starting to come into focus. McCain and his 2008 running mate will host a campaign rally in Tucson on the afternoon of Friday March 26th, before holding a high dollar fundraiser at the Arizona Biltmore later that evening. On Saturday the 27th they will hold another rally in Phoenix. For the fundraiser, $2500 gets you into the dinner as well as an hour-long pre-dinner VIP reception, including a photo opportunity with McCain and Palin. Tickets to the dinner alone run for $500, or $1000 for preferred seating. Can you just imagine how uncomfortable the small talk would be between these two losers? “Hey John remember how surprised you were when James Dobson made you choose me for your running mate?” “Yeah Sarah, remember how you destroyed my campaign, my reputation, and my sanity?” “Yeah I do. Do you remember how you wouldn’t let me burn Obama in effigy or let my supporters wear their white hoods? We could have won John! If you had just let “Sarah be Sarah”, we could have won John!” “I am getting too old for this shit.” Sadly for McCain he has no choice but to bring the Queen of the Teabaggers out to slap down his opponent JD Hayworth, who essentially is just posing as a teabaggger to get their support. I just hope he remembers how horrible he felt the morning after the LAST time he hooked up Sarah Palin.

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Lindsay Lohan Sees Herself in E-Trade's Fictional Talking Baby Ad …

Lindsay Lohan is suing E-trade for allegedly modeling a “milkaholic” talking baby after her. [New York Post]. • Sarah Palin does not like what Canada’s health-care system stands for. But that didn’t stop her from cruising across the …

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Evil Sarah Jessica Parker

Evil Sarah Jessica Parker will eat your soul. Do not look directly at her. [ Ed Note : Where else does Evil Sarah Jessica Parker belong? Use the image uploader to add yours.] View

OSCARS 2010: Sarah Jessica Parker

Leave it to Sarah Jessica Parker to look amazing in Chanel Haute Couture.

For those of you still concerned that Palin has any chance of winning the presidency in 2012, this should help to put your mind to rest.

This comes from Robert Schlessinger as reported on US News : Americans for Tax Reform’s Grover Norquist, one of the conservative movement’s top leaders, sat down with U.S. News editors and reporters recently to talk about the lay of the political land. When talk turned to 2012 prospects, he had interesting takes on a number of contenders, but one name he didn’t include on his list of those running was former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. When asked about a potential Palin candidacy, Norquist said he didn’t think she’s in it. He said: I don’t think Palin’s running. She didn’t go to CPAC. She had $100,000 to go speak to 600 people in Nashville instead of going to CPAC. That’s not somebody who’s running for president. He added that the way for Palin–or any contender for 2012–to get serious would be heavy involvement in 2010. If Palin goes and campaigns in 30 House seats and helps elect 30 House people, then despite missteps and other things she could be back on the program. But if she just gives speeches and makes money and just from time to time shows up, then no. Well we KNOW that Palin is certainly not going to put that much effort into gaining GOP support. She is too busy pimping out her family and going after her detractors. Still not convinced? The listen to what past Palin pantie sniffer John Ziegler has to add. Palin booster John Ziegler was on Morning Joe Wednesday and said that “she has gone down a path that makes that absolutely, positively impossible in 2012, to beat Barack Obama.” He noted that her Fox gig and “cozying up to people like Glenn Beck and elements of the tea party that I think she’s rather naive about” won’t help her with moderate and centrist voters critical to winning in 2012. Hot Air’s Ed Morrissey also agreed. He blogged: At least in 2010, Republicans need to have a big draft among disaffected independents in order to gain a governing coalition in Congress, and then they need to maintain that reach in 2012 if they want to make Barack Obama a one-termer. The nominee will have to have credibility with both the base and with independents in order to achieve the necessary cohesion and energy to defeat an incumbent President … Palin’s moves since 2008 have gone in the opposite direction. Do I think that Palin is still dangerous? Yes I do. She still retains the support of some of the most unstable people in the country and if she decides to direct them to back a candidate or incite them to violence she could still do that. As reported in this ABC article Sarah Palin, along with Lou Dobbs, Glenn Beck, and Michele Bachmann share much of the blame for the frightening increase in Right Wing extremism. And though some of the her anti-Hollywood teabaggers might have trouble trusting her if she keeps hobnobbing with the likes of Jay Leno or Oprah Winfrey, she is still on track to retain her even more fervent evangelical followers. Especially the ones who buy into the 7 Mountains Movement in which Dominionists are encouraged to infiltrate these seven peaks of influence. Arts/Entertainment Business Education Family Government Media Religion So is there any danger that Sarah Palin will become president? No! Is she still a dangerous influence? Yes! Will she eventually be stopped? You betcha! And before you ask, yes I am still working on babygate and following multiple leads. And yes I feel I am getting ever closer to making an airtight case. And no I cannot give you, or the Palin-bots visiting this site, a timeline for when everything will come together. We have already had a substantial impact so be confident that we will continue to reveal truths that Sarah and her followers are desperate to keep from seeing the light of day. Take solace in the fact that as evidenced by the preponderance of negative comments I attract here and on other blogs I am clearly very worrisome to those who are trying to protect sister Sarah from her past misdeeds.

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Another TV Project for Sarah Palin Already?

Who knew that when Jay Leno asked Sarah Palin about her future TV plans, she had current TV plans! The politico-at-large and Fox News contributor has teamed with Survivor creator Mark…

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Sarah Palin and Grabby Entourage "Like Locusts" at Oscar Gift Suite

Why wouldn’t Sarah Palin be at an Oscar gifting suite? The Fox News contributor and one-time vice presidental hopeful showed up to Silver Spoon’s Oscar Suite in West Hollywood…

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