We all know that the Justin Bieber Calvin Klein ads were photoshopped to give the singer bigger muscles, a bigger dong, and even a bigger ego (if that’s possible). But you may not have realized how much re-touching actually went into Bieber’s underwear photos . Fortunately, the folks at College Humor are here to expose the truth: Justin Bieber: Photoshop Video Shocking, right? We’ve heard Justin referred to as a “turd” or a “piece of crap” before, but we never knew those descriptions were entirely literal. The world rolled its collective eyes when the Biebs ads first hit the web, but now that we know what a treasure trove of comedy they’ve turned out to be, we couldn’t be happier that JB decided to strip down to his Calvins. In addition to the brilliant College Humor clip, SNL mocked Bieber’s modeling in a sketch that justifiably went ultra-viral. Remarkably, Justin’s been pretty cool with most of the jokes, thus far. Maybe we really are dealing with a kinder, gentler Biebs these days. We guess the whole world accusing you of stuffing your crotch would have a pretty humbling effect on anyone. Of course, no matter how often Bieber apologizes for his douchey past, in some folks’ eyes, he’ll always just be a big piece of sh-t. Justin Bieber vs. Mark Wahlberg: War of the Underwear! 1. Bieber vs. Wahlberg! So. Many. Abs. Who looks hottest in his undies, Mark Wahlberg or Justin Bieber?
This Sunday, halfway through Tom Brady’s epic struggle to avoid eye contact with Richard Sherman, Katy Perry’s Super Bowl performance will reach over 100 million viewers in the US alone. So while most gamblers will be putting their money down on the New England Patriots or the Seattle Seahawks, some smart bettors will be wagering on something far more predictable: Katy Perry’s boobs . 26 Best Pics of Katy Perry’s Cleavage 1. Katy Perry W Magazine Photo Katy Perry looking sultry in the new issue of W Magazine. Hottest thing ever. Yes, Katy’s famous rack is one of many Super Bowl prop bets that can earn you some big game cash even if you know nothing about football: Right now, the odds are heavily in favor of Katy bringing the girls out on the field: The current money line is -500 for cleavage and +350, which means you’d have to $500 on boobs just to win $100, but can you ever really go wrong betting on boobs? Remarkably, the smart money might be on “no boobs,” as judging from Katy’s press conference this week, it looks like she may be favoring a more conservative look, possibly in accordance with the league’s wishes. There are some other interesting prop bets out there as well, such as what color hoodie Bill Belichick will rock, and whether or not Marshawn Lynch will grab his crotch after a touchdown. Of course, the really big question is whether or not there’s any truth to the rumors that Katy will diss Taylor Swift during her performance. One thing’s for sure: unlike Tom Brady’s balls , Katy’s ta-tas are sure to be fully inflated. Tom Brady Defends Use of Balls 1. Don’t rub my balls! Leave that to me, please.
Sunday night on an all new My Five Wives Season 2 Episode 7 , the trip to Seattle was over and done with, but one of the crew had a different destination in mind: Peru. Watch My Five Wives Season 2 Episode 7 Online Taylor was set to begin her mission in the South American nation as My Five Wives Season 2 Episode 7 kicked off. It’s a huge life undertaking, that’s for sure. Rosemary, meanwhile, grew inspired by her child to make some changes to her life right here at home. ‘Cause it’s never to late to make a new start. As for Karlie, she planned a decathlon for the whole family to participate in, and while there are no Bruce Jenners among them, it promised to be fun. Or did it? We’d give it away here, but that would be no fun. Instead, you can follow the link, sit back and watch My Five Wives online right now to find out!
We remember when she went by Ayah! Merna Releases New Video For “Better Run”, New Album “The Calling” We love introducing you guys to new music and we wanted to let you know about a new album out from a Palestinian born artist named Merna, who previously released several projects under the name Ayah. Besides the video which we posted above (what do you think?) she’s got a whole new album coming out, appropriately titled The Calling Here’s some info about it: In this vast universe, nothing is static. Everything has the unlimited capacity for change. Palestinian born and Toronto-based singer/songwriter Merna (formerly known as Ayah) blissfully spreads her wings in a space and time where evolution is imminent. After creating magical soundscapes with the likes of DJ Jazzy Jeff (Jill Scott) and James Poyser (The Roots), she brazenly forays into uncharted sonic territory and with her dynamic opus The Calling featuring stellar production by Makai Black and executive producer Ali Shaheed Muhammad (A Tribe Called Quest, Lucy Pearl). Evolution never sounded so sweet. On The Calling, Merna skillfully sheds the skin of her former self, makes peace with the ghosts of her past, and culls a masterpiece in the process. The Calling is equal parts redemption and testimony, chronicling a young woman’s journey to self love, acceptance, and strength. On the suggestion of Jazzy Jeff, Merna shifted her creative process to spend more time on the lyrics and pure intention of her songs. He said, ‘Ayah, you write amazing songs in 20 minutes. Can you imagine what would happen if you took more time?’ And with the help of producers Makai Black and Ali Shaheed Muhammad, the ambitious sketches of The Calling began to take shape. The album finds Merna stretching out on sonic beds that cull from her wide range of musical influences. Merna explains, “Musically I always aim to break my own ground and delve a little more into my history and things that I’ve been influenced by. There are drums on this album that are African and Arab inspired. Not a lot of people know that my first ever band in Abu Dhabi was a rock band, and that I’m classically trained in piano.” Thematically, the album sources the raw and honest introspection she’d been experiencing while in New York City. Moving between Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Abu Dhabi, Seattle, and Toronto during her formative years proved to be a gift and a curse. Citing separation anxiety as a crippling force in certain areas of her life, Merna miraculously decided to break from a part of herself that she’d taken years to cultivate: Ayah. She chose to relinquish Ayah for Merna, her birth name which means ‘beloved’ in Arabic. The Calling opens with “Young & Reckless,” an edgy anthem outlining the self indulgent tendencies of contemporary youth culture. “Intervention (Superman)” finds Merna floating on a blissful cloud of blind faith against a sky of drums and soaring strings. The album hits poignant note on “All I Want (I Wonder),” which was inspired by one of hip-hop’s most beloved outcasts: Andre 3000. But the song’s deeper meaning points to the increasingly desensitized state of the general populous. Merna takes a crash course in trip hop on the Ali Shaheed Muhammad-produced “The Reason.” The song magnificently shifts gears in syncopation and crescendo, birthing the makings of a dynamic new world opera. Merna and Ali Shaheed Muhammad return on a hopeful note with the shimmering “A Little More,” an earthy piano ballad that rings with enough soul wrenching passion to give Adele a run for her money – produced by Ali Shaheed Muhammad. with piano by Raymond Angry Though the creative process for The Calling involved a deep purging of emotions and vulnerability, the result is a monumental work of art that is destined to be one of the most talked about albums of the year. An album that offers us a glimpse at the evolution of one of the most brilliant artists in recent history. She says, “This album is so personal, I’m always evolving as a person. Ayah is still me. She’s just a part of me. Merna is coming full circle. Every single part of my life connected.” Our favorite track is probably “Young & Reckless.” Do you like what you’ve heard so far? Stream “The Calling” On Soundcloud HERE Download The Calling album on iTunes HERE
A school shooting at a high school in Marysville, Washington, about 35 miles from Seattle, has reportedly taken place today, but appears to have ended. The shooter is reportedly dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound, police sources told the Seattle Times, in the incident at Marysville-Pilchuck High School. Washington School Shooting Local news stations are reporting that several people have been injured, but police, who responded to calls of shots being fired, have not confirmed. A nurse at Providence Regional Hospital told a CBS News affiliate that three patients were brought in with gunshot wounds and a fourth is expected. One reportedly sustained a gunshot wound to the head. The school is in lockdown, according to KIRO 7 TV. Three students and a teacher reported gunshots , according to the TV station. The gunman reportedly stood on a table in the cafeteria and opened fire. A large police response to the reported shooting was dispatched immediately, while Marysville School District released the following statement: “The Marysville Pilchuck High School is currently in lock down due to an emergency situation. Police and emergency services have responded.” “The Marysville School District lock down procedures will remain in effect at Marysville Pilchuck until further notice from law enforcement.” “We will continue to forward communication in cooperation with law enforcement.” Story developing …
Gunman Opens Fire At Washington State High School via Fox News DEVELOPING: Police responded Friday to a shooting at Marysville-Pilchuck High School in Marysville, Wash. Local television stations reported that two people were being airlifted to a hospital. Details of the shooting were not immediately clear, but students could be seen exiting the school with their arms raised. The shooting was first reported at 10:45 a.m. The Seattle Times reported that police are searching the school with guns drawn
Yesterday afternoon, the body of Misty Upham was found in a ravine in Seattle, Washington. The actress, best known for roles in Frozen River and Modern Family, had been missing since October 5 and, tragically, her family’s worst fears have now been realized. Misty Upham: Dead at 32 Along with many other celebrities, Juliette Lewis (who appeared opposite Upham in August: Osage County), mourned the loss of her friend on Instagram. “Misty Upham survived many things that many don’t early on in life. She fought for the voiceless fiercely,” Lewis wrote. “She understood suffering and the deepest pain. She had a presence everyone saw and felt. It is this presence that will continue. Out of the dark space in which her light got dimmed. “I will remember her as tuff. Wise. Funny. Spiritual. And hopeful. This is another great reminder to call and check on someone when you think to. Not when its too late. RIPMistyUpham.” The cause of Upham’s death is yet to be determined, but filmmaker Tracy Rector – a close friend of the family – says relatives “do not feel Misty Upham committed suicide.” Her body was found “at the bottom of a 150 [ft.] embankment near the White River,” according to local authorities. Lewis then Tweeted about the unusual circumstances surrounding her late friend’s death, claiming Upham told her she “felt she could be murdered… because she was vocal,” further explaining: “Misty spoke out alot against injustices within Native community. And had known enemies. Police must do an investigation.” Lewis ended her message with the hashtag #ThisIsNOTaSUICIDE.” 23 Shocking Celebrity Deaths 1. Paul Walker Paul Walker died in a car accident on November 30, 2013. He left behind a daughter and a burgeoning film career. Rector, meanwhile, also told The Hollywood Reporter that police were not helpful in finding the missing Native American star. “First and foremost, the family wants everyone to know that the Auburn police did not help with this situation at all,” he says. “They refused to help. “When she disappeared on Oct. 5, the family knew something was seriously wrong – it was out of character for her to be gone so long without being in touch – and they repeatedly went to the police, who insisted there was no cause for concern.”
Teen Calls Police On Himself After Secret House Party Gets Too Crazy via Huffington Post A Washington state teenager who threw a party rife with underage drinking and drug use while his parents were away called police to intervene after a rowdy throng busted a neighbors fence and fights broke out, local media said on Wednesday. The 16-year-old, whose parents were in Portland, called the authorities to break up his own bash after scores of revelers descended on the home on Saturday night in Puyallup, south of Seattle, local station KOMO-TV reported. Before they entered the residence, members of Pierce County’s multiple agency “Party Intervention Patrol” heard glass break and a fight erupt, and they later seized a set of brass knuckles from one partygoer. The boy asked police for help after “as many as two dozen kids escaped from the home, broke down his parents’ back fence as they stampeded across a neighbor’s yard, and sprinted into a nearby forested area,” Pierce County said in a statement. Bonney Lake Police spokesman Rob Hoag supervised the party patrol which visited the home that night. “It was not their first rodeo,” he said, referring to some of the troublemakers, who he said had prior arrests. “It’s easy to spread the word on Facebook and Twitter.” Police arrested 27 people aged 15 to 20 for possessing alcohol, and an 18-year-old with an outstanding warrant for driving under the influence, the county said. It described the party as “huge,” with dozens of cars outside and beer and liquor bottles strewn around the house, which also had “a strong odor of marijuana,” the statement said. Shutterstock
