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Kim Kardashian Fat for Instagram of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted these pictures on Instagram and I think she may have censored my wonderful captions….because I went back to the pic this morning and they were gone… I wrote such lovely things like “Fat tits can’t compensate for a fat gut” and “Wow, It is true what they say about horizontal stripes” and shit my favorite “thank god for black men….they’ll eat anything”….but she censored me….she has that power… At least I have a website no one reads for it to live forever…you see that’s why I hate social networks…my genius gets deleted…never to be found again….and if I die a legend…think of all the gold facebook and its members destroyed like idiots… Here she is cockteasing….seeing her choked out is hotter than her porn career…..but knowing her jealous sister won’t go through with it…makes it pretty fucking sad….you see I don’t normally get hard for dead girls, I don’t want you thinking I’m weird or anything…I just get excited when the devil is slaughtered, you know it is for the good of all humanity… No, I don’t like documenting Kim Kardashians’ life, I just anxiously await for it to end….

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Lady Gaga’s Ass on Stage for Terry Richardson of the Day

A little known fact about me…when Lady Gaga, someone I find annoying, disgusting, a lie of a human, a try hard, trash that the public sucked up and made a fortune for as she scrambled to try to be different….is that I molested her ass once… I snuck into some afterparty for her and she was in some VIP booth behind security guards with Perez Hilton and I just reached in around her security and fondled her fishnet, leotard wearing ass. This was 3 years ago, right when she was milking Perez Hilton for fame, that worked, you know cuz she fucking exploded after that…. And you know what, depsite having a face that always looks like it is about to throw up, her ass was fucking incredible…. In attempts to take her fame to the next level, she’s pulling what she pulled with Perez on Terry Richardson, bringing him out to photo document her tour….and here are some pics from her first show…in Korea. I’m hoping they produce more nudity, cuz she needs the press and I’ll always look at a bitch naked, even if I hate her…in fact, most bitches I see naked I hate… here are the pics…

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Christian Bale Involved In Car Chase and Police Skirmish in China

While in China to promote his historical drama The Flowers of War — also known as the most expensive Chinese film ever made — Christian Bale embarked on an eight-hour drive with a CNN news crew to visit Chen Guangcheng, a civil rights activist who has been under house arrest for the past year. Only instead of a polite meet-and-greet, Bale and the news team were manhandled by security guards outside Guangcheng’s home before being chased for 30 minutes. Didn’t the Chinese authorities know they were dealing with Batman?

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I’m Julia and I’m a belieber from São Paulo, Brazil….

I’m Julia and I’m a belieber from São Paulo, Brazil. It all started on August 15 th , when I discovered that  Justin was finally coming to my country. I was waiting for this moment since 2009!  I joined  bieberfever.com  and bought my tickets for “Pista Premium” which is the nearest to the stage. A few days after that, I saw the meet & greet contest. My friend and I did our best to spread the world about  bieberfever.com , but sadly, we didn’t win. We were really frustrated, but that didn’t bring us down because the next day was Justin’s concert! We were so excited. On 10/08, I went to the stadium at 6am and my friend and a friend of hers were there since midnight. W e stayed there till 2pm and it was really, really, really hot! When the stadium opened, we ran as fast as we could to get a good place. It was very crowded and hot in there. Some security guards started to give us water, and someone threw water at my camera and it wasn’t working anymore. I started to cry really hard, I couldn’t believe that was happening. Some really nice beliebers  helped me to stay calm and some minutes later, my camera started to work again! I was so happy! The Z festival started at 4 pm,  wi th  the  brazilian  band Cine. When they went off of the stage, started to rain, rain really hard. My friends and I stayed there, we wouldn’t trade our place for nothing! The rain stopped when the second band, The Wanted started to play. They were awesome! After that, it was the time of Cobra  Starship . They were awesome too!  And then.. the chronometer appeared at 8pm. Justin was finally coming to the stage. My dream was about to come true in 14 minutes. He finally started to perform and I couldn’t believe that was really happening. I WAS SO CLOSE TO HIM! It was perfect. It was the best day of my life. And, one day, I will meet him. Never Say Never, right?  Love -@justjubs See the article here: I’m Julia and I’m a belieber from São Paulo, Brazil….

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Lil Wayne’s Security Guards Arrested For Impersonating Police Officers

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Two of Lil Wayne’s security guards were arrested for impersonating police officers after allegedly escorting Weezy into a Bloomington, Indiana nightclub while wearing replicas of police uniforms and gun belts. Ronald Andre Harrod, 43, and Larry Lee Richardson, 23, both of Indianapolis, are also accused of leading Weezy and his entourage of tour buses to the nightclub while driving vehicles armed with sirens and red and blue lights. Harrod and Richardson told authorities that they were properly licensed to use the equipment on their vehicles. The men were charged with impersonating a public servant. Weezy was not involved in the incident and went on to perform in his hometown of New Orleans the next day. Source: WISH-TV RELATED: Lil Wayne Performs “Look At Me Now” At Philips Arena [VIDEO] RELATED: Lil Wayne May Be Forced To Cancel Upcoming Canadian Shows RELATED: Toya Carter: Lil Wayne “Had Nothing To Do” With My Success [EXCLUSIVE] RELATED: Why Did Lil Wayne Get Booed In Chicago? [VIDEO] RELATED: Nicki Minaj Says She Was Nervous Giving Weezy A Lap Dance [VIDEO]

Lil Wayne’s Security Guards Arrested For Impersonating Police Officers

Angelina Pivarnick Sued For Taj Mahal Mauling

Angelina Pivarnick, formerly of Jersey Shore, is fairly used to being smacked around by JWoww and Snooki. Now she’s been slapped in a different way. With a lawsuit. Ange’s alleged ” violent assault ” on a female clubgoer before a Celebrity Boxing match in New Jersey last month is the reason for the legal fisticuffs. Melissa Mayne claims she was leaving a nightclub at the Trump Taj Mahal Hotel and Casino when she bumped into Angelina … who was on her way to box. Mayne claims Angelina punched her grill , shoved her and threw a glass in her face. She also snatched her phone and threw it across the room. Ouch! She is also going after the hotel, claiming this went down in front of Trump security guards, who did not intervene or “even attempt to stop” Pivarnick. Angelina was likely just trying to remain relevant, given that the Jersey Shore season premiere was the biggest episode yet – sans her annoying a$$. She’s suing Pivarnick, who’s seeking a new reality show , for unspecified damages.

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Dudes Arrested After Breaking Into 50 Cent’s Mansion, Drinking Wine in the Closet

50 Cent’s small city mansion in Farmington, Conn., was broken into this morning, but luckily, both of the burglars were arrested at the scene. One of them was drinking wine inside a closet. Law enforcement sources received a call around 6 a.m. from security guards at the mansion about a suspicious car in 50 Cent’s driveway. SO HIGH : These won’t make our gallery of celebrity mug shots because they’re just random dumbasses from Connecticut … but wow. Smoke enough weed, guys? Local police showed up and discovered two men in the residence, one of whom, Alexander Hernandez (red shirt), was hiding away in a closet. Pounding a bottle of wine he allegedly pilfered from 50. You’re gonna have to reimburse him for that or ELSE, you know that right Alexander? According to cops, the two suspects entered through an unlocked door and were in possession of marijuana when police arrived to the home. Both were arrested and held on $50,000 bond. We’re just happy they didn’t walk in on 50 in bed with Chelsea Handler . Talk about awkward.

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Cameron Diaz’s Sexy Security Breach

Cameron Diaz has been a hottie for years now, which sadly means she’s getting up there in age, so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that she looks pretty good going through security at the airport the other day. This is why people become airport security guards, for the once in a lifetime chance that just once a hottie like Cameron comes to your station. I’m pretty sure this one needs a pat down, I’ll get the lube. Don’t worry, it’s minty.

‘Dancing’ Studio on Red Sarah Palin Alert

Filed under: Sarah Palin , Bristol Palin , Mark Ballas , Dancing with the Stars , Politix , TV There will be high security tonight when Sarah Palin shows up to watch daughter Bristol perform on ” Dancing with the Stars ” … TMZ has learned. Our spies say security guards at CBS Television City in L.A.

The Guys from Ace of Base: ‘Memba Them?

Filed under: Memba Them , Beauty , Music , Ace of Base In the ’90s, Swedish pop group Ace of Base (Jonas Berggren, Linn Berggren, Jenny Berggren and Ulf Ekberg) became famous with hits like ” Don’t Turn Around ,” ” The Sign ” and ” All That She Wants .” Guess what they look like now ! Read more

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