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Taylor Swift Stuns Best Friend With Emo Birthday Surprise

Now that she’s done relationship-hopping, Taylor Swift seems to spend the bulk of her time lighting up the lives of her many, many female friends. Generally, Karlie Kloss is regarded as Taylor’s BFF , though Lena Dunham is certainly fighting hard for the title these days. But as tight as Taylor is with her celebrity besties, it was a civilian named Abigail Anderson that first had Swifty trading secrets and telling fortunes with those little folded-up paper thingies. Taylor and Abigail met when they were both 15 and they’ve been joined at the hip ever since. So when Abigail turned 25 over the weekend, Taylor surprised her with a surprise performance from her favorite singer/songwriter/emo heartthrob: Taylor Swift, Dashboard Confessional Duet That’s Chris Carrabba from the band Dashboard Confessional, and if you’re a girl of a certain age who’s into sensitive guys, you probably spent a good chunk of your high school days trying to decide if you were gonna marry him or the dude from Bright Eyes. And that, is one of the many reasons why it’s awesome to be Taylor Swift’s number one chick. This girl makes dreams come true. She’s like the Make-A-Wish Foundation for people who are only dying because of the totes cray gossip that she just told them. So yeah, you should try to become friends with Taylor Swift, because she might bring your celebrity crush from high school to your next birthday party.  Hey, at the very least, she’ll probably invite you to play poker with Nick Jonas . 17 Celebrities Who are Total Besties with Taylor Swift 1. Lorde View Photo YES! I get to be best friends with Taylor Swift and dance awkwardly with her at awards shows! 2. Jaime King View Photo Just how tight are Taylor Swift and Jaime King? The former has been named the Godmother to the latter’s second child! 3. Austin Mahone and Ed Sheeran Austin Mahone and Ed Sheeran opened for Swift on her “Red” tour and pose here backstage with her and other good pals. 4. Selena Gomez View Photo Taylor keeps telling Selena to move to New York City and join her in The Big Apple. Will Gomez accept? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Lena Dunham After she started following the Dunham on Twitter, the Girls star sent her a private message. She told V magazine, “I was like, ‘I just want to let you know that your albums have gotten me through a lot of very hard times.'” 6. Sarah Hyland Swift will forever be a part of Hyland’s modern friend family. 7. Kellie Pickler Taylor Swift and Kellie Pickler met in 2009 when the pair were on tour with Brad Paisley and have also collaborated on music together. Kellie has said Taylor is her “little sister.” 8. Jennifer Lawrence View Photo J. Lawand T. Swizzle exchange heartfelt messages when they’re proud of each other, as Lawrence told Ryan Seacrest: “Oh, my god I freaked out over the CMAs. I sent her a text message that was like 6 inches long.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Emma Stone Taylor and Emma met at an event back in 2008. The former has said Stone is like her “sister.” 10. Gwyneth Paltrow Swift sometimes dined with Gwyneth and Chris Martin in London, while the former couple introduced Taylor to her ex-boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal at the end of 2010. 11. Ellie Goulding Ellie Goulding to Glamour UK in August 2014, on Swift and other big named pals: “They see what is and isn’t real. I’m not anywhere near their level of fame but if I say, ‘Oh God, Taylor, this happened,’ she’ll be like, ‘Girl, that’s nothing.’ Suck it up, kind of thing.” 12. Hailee Steinfeld Taylor Swift serves sort of like a mentor to. The actress has gone to many of the singer’s shows and celebrated Memorial Day with Taylor and good friend Jessica Szohr in Rhode Island. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Jessica Szohr Taylor Swift, please tell me I’m you’re real and true best friend. XOXO, Jessica Szohr. 14. Julianne Hough Taylor and Julianne Hough both hail from Nashville. The two hosted the CMA Music Festival Special together back in 2008 and always make a point to meet up backstage at awards shows. 15. Dianna Agron Taylor’s Swift’s track “22” is reportedly dedicated to Dianna. 16. Karlie Kloss Just how close is Taylor Swift to Karlie Kloss? Some think the singer and the model are lovers! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Lily Aldridge Taylor “is one of my best friends,” Aldridge has said. These two often shop in New York City together. The End. Up Next: ” 17 Celebrities Who are Total Besties with Taylor Swift .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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From the Sand Snakes to Sansa Stark: Who’s the Hottest Woman on Game of Thrones?

Last year, we compiled a list of the 13 hottest women on Game of Thrones .  At the time, it was pretty thorough, but this show regularly introduces more new characters than a beginners’ class on the Chinese language, so a new season means a new list of medieval hotties: 16 Hottest Women on Game of Thrones 1. Shae View Attachment It’s not hard to see what Tyrion sees in Shae. She’s a lover in a world full of fighters…and she’s good at what she does. 2. Osha View Attachment A little rough around the edges but we’re sure she cleans up well. Plus wildling sex is probablylike nothing you’ve ever imagined. 3. Sansa Stark View Attachment Sansa’s so hot we’re willing to forget that she once had a thing for Joffrey. in that sense, she’s basically the Selena Gomez of Westeros. 4. Ygritte View Photo If you’re into the badass chicks, Ygritte’s the one for you. Just know that if you skip out on her, it’ll probably be the last thing you do. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Gilly View Attachment Gilly’s got a lot on her plate, but even so…Sam could’ve done a lot worse in terms of traveling companions. 6. Melisandre View Attachment The night is dark and full of terrors…but it’s also full of impure thoughts about the Red Priestess. 7. Talisa Stark View Attachment Talisa was briefly married to Robb Stark. Fun fact: she’s played by Charlie Chaplin’s granddaughter! Not so fun fact: she died the most horrible death imaginable! 8. Margaery Tyrell View Attachment How do all the hottest women end up with King Douche, Joffrey? Actually, we guess it works that way in real life too. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Ros View Attachment Ros was the most beautiful prostitute in the North. Unfortunately, like Ned Stark, her decision to relocate to King’s Landing had tragic results. 10. Ellaria Sand View Attachment Ellaria Sand is one exotic Dornish beauty. We hear she’s newly single. 11. Cersei Lannister View Photo As hot as she is evil. Okay, she might be slightly more evil, but she’s still super hot. 12. Missandei View Attachment Missandei is so hot even eunuchs can’t look away. Now THAT’s an achievement. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Daenerys Targaryen View Photo C’mon! You knew the Khaleesi was gonna come in at number one! That Daario Naharis is a lucky dude! 14. Nymeria Sand View Photo Nymeria Sand is one of Oberyn Martell’s illegitimate daughters. Clearly, she’s inherited her father’s good looks…and his blood lust. 15. Obara Sand View Photo Obara Sand is another of Oberyn’s many children. She’s every bit as badass as she looks. 16. Tyene Sand View Photo Don’t let Tyene’s pretty face fool you. She’s every bit as deadly as her father, the Red Viper of Dorne. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” 16 Hottest Women on Game of Thrones .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… The big addition this year comes in the form Oberyn Martell’s daughters, who have unfortunately been saddled with the decidedly un-sexy nickname of “the Sand Snakes.” But don’t let the serpentine moniker fool you. In response to the [SPOILER ALERT] ugly death of the Red Viper , the Sand Snakes set out seeking vengeance. And they look damn good doing it. The list above is presented in no particular order (It’s not like the hotness of the Khaleesi can really be contested.), so just click through and enjoy. Granted, there are a lot of Game of Thrones characters who look completely different in real life , but the show’s costume and makeup departments get a lot of help from some serious natural beauty. In the real Middle Ages, body odor and missing teeth no doubt made things decidedly less sexy than the world created by George R.R. Martin, but hey – that’s why they call it fantasy, right? We’re forever in debt to GRRM and the GoT showrunners for giving us an alternate version of history in which seductive, supernatural priestesses regularly bare their boobs. Oh, and the dragons are cool, too. The show returns for season 5 one week from today, so if you need to get caught up in time, don’t forget to watch Game of Thrones online at TV Fanatic.

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Shaquille O’Neal Roasts Justin Bieber: You’re Worse Than Kim Jong-un!

Justin Bieber is a worst person than the most notorious dictator in the world’s most effed up country. According to a recent poll and Shaquille O’Neal, that is. The NBA legend is one of several celebrities who will take to the stage this Monday in order to let Bieber have it as part of a wildly-anticipated Comedy Central Roast. What does the big man have to say about Bieber and Dennis Rodman’s BFF, Kim Jong-un? Find out now! Shaquille O’Neal Slams Justin Bieber In previously-released clips from the Justin Bieber Roast, Snoop Dogg tells the singer he should have been aborted , while Jeffrey Ross refers to him as the King Joffrey of Pop . You may need to be a Game of Thrones fan for that one, but trust us. It’s funny. The Justin Bieber Roast will be hosted by Kevin Hart and air on March 30 on Comedy Central. It will feature disses and insults from Shaq, Hart, Ross, Martha Stewart and many other semi-random stars. Because the special was taped a couple weeks ago, many of the best one-liners have already hit the Internet. Unless you’re Selena Gomez , we suggest taking a look at them here: 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast 1. Justin Bieber Roast: Who Said What? View Photo ROASTED! Read on to relive the best very burns, disses, one-liners and insults from the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central. 2. Kevin Hart View Photo Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one. 3. Ludacris View Photo You act so much like a pussy, Ellen tried to eat you. 4. Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) View Photo I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hannibal Buress Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy. 6. Shaquille O’Neal View Photo You have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people. 7. Natasha Legerro Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards. 8. Chris D’Elia You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Martha Stewart View Photo Let’s get to the reason I’m here: to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison… The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. 10. Jeffrey Ross View Photo Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of sh-t… and he hangs out with James Franco. 11. Jeffrey Ross on Selena Gomez Banging Bieber It proves “Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” 12. Ludacris Again Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pete Davidson My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit. 14. Shaq on Kevin Hart Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road. 15. Kevin Hart Again View Photo Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here. 16. Natasha Leggero on Hart Kevin, you look like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pete Davidson on Martha Stewart Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance. 18. Martha Stewart Slam! View Photo I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D’Elia. 19. Chris D’Elia Again Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney. 20. Natasha Leggero on Hart… Again Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jeffrey Ross on Stewart Martha Stewart, I want to f-ck you so bad. I bet your pubic hair is fifty shades of gray. 22. Justin Bieber View Photo What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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If You Need Me, I’ll Be Watching This Video Of Zayn For The Next 24 Hours

Bummed about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction? Just watch this 2012 VMA promo video starring him. It will make everything all better.

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OMG, What Are Selena Gomez And Nat Wolff Secretly Collaborating On?!

Selena Gomez cryptically tweeted that she and Nat Wolff have a secret collaboration in the works.

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Little Girl Learns She’ll Be a Big Sister, Farts

Over the past several months, we’ve witnessed numerous contrasting child reactions to news that they’re going to be a big brother or sister. There were the siblings who reacted to their mother’s announcement with tears and shrieks . And who can forget the young boy who chastised his mom for getting pregnant again? The following video is a first, however. It features a father telling his daughter that their family is about to expand, only for the toddler to react with two amazingly unexpected words: I farted. Toddler Learns Mom is Pregnant, Farts in Response Just like the dad featured above, we cannot stop laughing over the two-year old’s reaction. And one thing is for certain: she will be a great older sister. Little kids love to hear about farts! 17 Awesome Pregnancy Announcements 1. We’re Pregnant! This guy seems a little more excited about his impending baby than his wife does. We wonder why. 2. Sibling Rivalry! Now THIS is how you use a sonogram online! It can’t really defend itself, however. 3. Desperate for a Crib Anyone out there have a crib for sale or trade? Please? Anyone at all? 4. Pregnant Nerds Nerds can have babies, too. And they can be hilarious in how they announce it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Busy Big Brother This dog is gonna be a big brother! He doesn’t seem too psyched about it, though, does he? 6. Coming Soon! This is a nice, creative, subtle way of announcing a pregnancy. But some small feet will soon be filling those shoes. 7. It’s Positive! It’s a positive pregnancy test! Can you tell which half of this couple is more excited about it? 8. Expect the Unexpected No, babies don’t come from storks. But this one is being used to announced one. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Sand Art This is one of the more artistic ways of announcing to friends and family members that you are expecting a child. 10. We’re Prego! They’re Prego! This type of announcement is both funny and, later, tasty. 11. Bun in the Oven There’s a literal bun in an actual oven in this humorous photo. But a figurative one is also on the way. 12. Paul Rudd Birth Announcement View Photo THIS is how you announce you’re pregnant. If Paul Rudd is standing around, that is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Couple Announces Pregnancy Via #ShareaCoke Campaign View Video Talk about original! This couple uses the #ShareaCoke campaign to make a rather big announcement. 14. Couple Parodies Wes Anderson for Pregnancy Announcement View Video Well, this is one way to announce a pregnancy. Look at how this creative couple parodied Wes Anderson films and told the world they are expecting a baby. 15. Photo Booth Pregnancy Announcement View Video These two love photo booths … but this time different and the husband wasn’t expecting the surprise his wife had planned for him. 16. Couple Announces Pregnancy Via “Blank Space” Spoof View Video This is one way to announce you’re expecting a baby. Check out this awesome video to see how this couple parodied Taylor Swift in order to deliver the news. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jaime King’s Son.. View Photo … is gonna be a big brother! This is how the actress announced her second pregnancy. The End. Up Next: ” 17 Awesome Pregnancy Announcements .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Kendall Jenner Feels Up Justin Bieber in New Vogue Photo

Is hot in here? Or is it the latest photo of Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner from the latest issue of Vogue? The singer and the reality star are dubbed as members of this generation’s “Brat Pack” by editors of the magazine, which features Bieber and Jenner chilling by the pool in one recently-released picture. In this one, meanwhile, Justin has his shirt unbuttoned… Kendall has her hand on his famous six-pack… and millions of young women around the world likely have a severe case of envy. Last summer, of course, the rumor mill was churning furiously with talk of romance between Bieber and Jenner. Many sources even reported that Selena Gomez dumped Justin Bieber due to his cozy relationship with both Kendall and her sister, Kylie. These rumors have never been substantiated, though Bieber clearly is very close to the First Family of Reality Television. As you can see below, he’s been known to hang out with Kim Kardashian , Kanye West and company and one can only imagine how badly Kris Jenner must be pushing for one of her daughters to date The Biebs. Let’s just hope he resists any overtures in that regard. We don’t think the Internet could handle it. Justin Bieber Parties with Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner 1. Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West View Photo Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West party in Ibiza like the awesome people they are. 2. Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner View Photo Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner in Ibiza partying with his friend Khalil. 3. Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian View Photo Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian (and Kris Jenner and Kendall Jenner) in Ibiza partying. Dude is just trolling gossip sites at this point. 4. Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner Pic View Photo Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner get cozy. We get nauseous. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Justin Bieber and Kris Jenner View Photo Justin Bieber and Kris Jenner flirt in Ibiza. These two deserve one another. 6. Bieber Skateboarding View Photo Justin Bieber skateboards in Ibiza as none other than Kim Kardashian looks on. The End. Up Next: ” Justin Bieber Parties with Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Game of Thrones Season Premiere Title, Synopsis: Released!

Winter is coming, HBO viewers. Again. After weeks of hype and months of anticipation, Game of Thrones finally returns with new episodes on Sunday, April 12 at 9 p.m. What can fans expect from this epic drama? Where will we find characters who were on the run when we last left them, such as Tyrion and Arya? What will life be like for the children of Tywin now that the most powerful man in King’s Landing is dead? 13 Great Game Of Thrones Insults! 1. Tyrion on Jaime – Season 1 View Photo “We have our differences, Jaime and I. He is braver; I am better looking.” 2. Tyrion vs. Cersei – Season 2 View Photo Cersei: “You know that you’re not half as clever as you think.” Tyrion: “That still makes me twice as clever as you.” 3. The Hound – Season 2 View Photo “F–k the Kingsguard; f–k the city; f–k the King!” Well put! 4. Bronn – Season 2 View Photo “There’s no cure for being a c–t.” Bronn speaks the truth. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Renly – Season 2 View Attachment (On Stannis) “Born amidst salt and smoke…Is he a ham?” 6. Jaime – Season 2 View Photo (To Brienne) “Has anyone ever told you you’re as boring as you are ugly?” 7. Ser Rodrik – Season 2 View Attachment “You have less honor than a back alley whore.” 8. Tyrion – Season 2 View Photo “I’m not questioning your honor…I’m denying its existence.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Brynden Tully – Season 3 View Attachment “I’ve seen wet s–ts I liked better than Walder Frey.” Grossest burn ever! 10. Tyrion vs. Cersei – Season 3 View Attachment “Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.” 11. Tywin – Season 3 View Photo “Any man who must say, ‘I am the king,’ is no true king.” 12. The Hound vs. Arya – Season 4 View Photo Arya: “Lots of people name their swords” The Hound: “Lots of c–ts.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Ygritte – Multiple Seasons View Photo “You know nothing, Jon Snow.” Sometimes the simplest burns are the best. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Great Game Of Thrones Insults! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… HBO has released the titles and official descriptions of the first three Season 5 episodes. So consider yourself SPOILER WARNED and scroll down for a look at what’s to come… Game of Thrones Season 5 Episode 1 : The Wars to Come (Sunday, April 12) Cersei and Jaime adjust to a world without Tywin. Varys reveals a conspiracy to Tyrion. Daenerys faces a new threat to her rule. Jon (Kit Harington) is caught between two kings. Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 2 : The House of Black and White (Sunday, April 19) Arya arrives in Braavos. Pod and Brienne run into trouble on the road. Cersei fears for her daughter’s safety in Dorne as Ellaria Sand seeks revenge for Oberyn’s death. Stannis tempts Jon. An advisor tempts Daenerys. Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 3: High Sparrow (Sunday, April 26) In King’s Landing, Queen Margaery enjoys her new husband. Tyrion and Varys walk the Long Bridge of Volantis. According to author George R.R. Martin, even book lovers will surprised by some of the big deaths ahead this spring. We can’t wat. 13 Hottest Women on Game of Thrones 13. Shae View Attachment It’s not hard to see what Tyrion sees in Shae. She’s a lover in a world full of fighters…and she’s good at what she does. 12. Osha View Attachment A little rough around the edges but we’re sure she cleans up well. Plus wildling sex is probablylike nothing you’ve ever imagined. 11. Sansa Stark View Attachment Sansa’s so hot we’re willing to forget that she once had a thing for Joffrey. in that sense, she’s basically the Selena Gomez of Westeros. 10. Ygritte View Photo If you’re into the badass chicks, Ygritte’s the one for you. Just know that if you skip out on her, it’ll probably be the last thing you do. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Gilly View Attachment Gilly’s got a lot on her plate, but even so…Sam could’ve done a lot worse in terms of traveling companions. 8. Melisandre View Attachment The night is dark and full of terrors…but it’s also full of impure thoughts about the Red Priestess. 7. Talisa Stark View Attachment Talisa was briefly married to Robb Stark. Fun fact: she’s played by Charlie Chaplin’s granddaughter! Not so fun fact: she died the most horrible death imaginable! 6. Margaery Tyrell View Attachment How do all the hottest women end up with King Douche, Joffrey? Actually, we guess it works that way in real life too. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Ros View Attachment Ros was the most beautiful prostitute in the North. Unfortunately, like Ned Stark, her decision to relocate to King’s Landing had tragic results. 4. Ellaria Sand View Attachment Ellaria Sand is one exotic Dornish beauty. We hear she’s newly single. 3. Cersei Lannister View Photo As hot as she is evil. Okay, she might be slightly more evil, but she’s still super hot. 2. Missandei View Attachment Missandei is so hot even eunuchs can’t look away. Now THAT’s an achievement. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 1. Daenerys Targaryen View Photo C’mon! You knew the Khaleesi was gonna come in at number one! That Daario Naharis is a lucky dude! The End. Up Next: ” 13 Hottest Women on Game of Thrones .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Game of Thrones Season Premiere Title, Synopsis: Released!

Winter is coming, HBO viewers. Again. After weeks of hype and months of anticipation, Game of Thrones finally returns with new episodes on Sunday, April 12 at 9 p.m. What can fans expect from this epic drama? Where will we find characters who were on the run when we last left them, such as Tyrion and Arya? What will life be like for the children of Tywin now that the most powerful man in King’s Landing is dead? 13 Great Game Of Thrones Insults! 1. Tyrion on Jaime – Season 1 View Photo “We have our differences, Jaime and I. He is braver; I am better looking.” 2. Tyrion vs. Cersei – Season 2 View Photo Cersei: “You know that you’re not half as clever as you think.” Tyrion: “That still makes me twice as clever as you.” 3. The Hound – Season 2 View Photo “F–k the Kingsguard; f–k the city; f–k the King!” Well put! 4. Bronn – Season 2 View Photo “There’s no cure for being a c–t.” Bronn speaks the truth. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Renly – Season 2 View Attachment (On Stannis) “Born amidst salt and smoke…Is he a ham?” 6. Jaime – Season 2 View Photo (To Brienne) “Has anyone ever told you you’re as boring as you are ugly?” 7. Ser Rodrik – Season 2 View Attachment “You have less honor than a back alley whore.” 8. Tyrion – Season 2 View Photo “I’m not questioning your honor…I’m denying its existence.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Brynden Tully – Season 3 View Attachment “I’ve seen wet s–ts I liked better than Walder Frey.” Grossest burn ever! 10. Tyrion vs. Cersei – Season 3 View Attachment “Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.” 11. Tywin – Season 3 View Photo “Any man who must say, ‘I am the king,’ is no true king.” 12. The Hound vs. Arya – Season 4 View Photo Arya: “Lots of people name their swords” The Hound: “Lots of c–ts.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Ygritte – Multiple Seasons View Photo “You know nothing, Jon Snow.” Sometimes the simplest burns are the best. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Great Game Of Thrones Insults! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… HBO has released the titles and official descriptions of the first three Season 5 episodes. So consider yourself SPOILER WARNED and scroll down for a look at what’s to come… Game of Thrones Season 5 Episode 1 : The Wars to Come (Sunday, April 12) Cersei and Jaime adjust to a world without Tywin. Varys reveals a conspiracy to Tyrion. Daenerys faces a new threat to her rule. Jon (Kit Harington) is caught between two kings. Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 2 : The House of Black and White (Sunday, April 19) Arya arrives in Braavos. Pod and Brienne run into trouble on the road. Cersei fears for her daughter’s safety in Dorne as Ellaria Sand seeks revenge for Oberyn’s death. Stannis tempts Jon. An advisor tempts Daenerys. Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 3: High Sparrow (Sunday, April 26) In King’s Landing, Queen Margaery enjoys her new husband. Tyrion and Varys walk the Long Bridge of Volantis. According to author George R.R. Martin, even book lovers will surprised by some of the big deaths ahead this spring. We can’t wat. 13 Hottest Women on Game of Thrones 13. Shae View Attachment It’s not hard to see what Tyrion sees in Shae. She’s a lover in a world full of fighters…and she’s good at what she does. 12. Osha View Attachment A little rough around the edges but we’re sure she cleans up well. Plus wildling sex is probablylike nothing you’ve ever imagined. 11. Sansa Stark View Attachment Sansa’s so hot we’re willing to forget that she once had a thing for Joffrey. in that sense, she’s basically the Selena Gomez of Westeros. 10. Ygritte View Photo If you’re into the badass chicks, Ygritte’s the one for you. Just know that if you skip out on her, it’ll probably be the last thing you do. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Gilly View Attachment Gilly’s got a lot on her plate, but even so…Sam could’ve done a lot worse in terms of traveling companions. 8. Melisandre View Attachment The night is dark and full of terrors…but it’s also full of impure thoughts about the Red Priestess. 7. Talisa Stark View Attachment Talisa was briefly married to Robb Stark. Fun fact: she’s played by Charlie Chaplin’s granddaughter! Not so fun fact: she died the most horrible death imaginable! 6. Margaery Tyrell View Attachment How do all the hottest women end up with King Douche, Joffrey? Actually, we guess it works that way in real life too. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Ros View Attachment Ros was the most beautiful prostitute in the North. Unfortunately, like Ned Stark, her decision to relocate to King’s Landing had tragic results. 4. Ellaria Sand View Attachment Ellaria Sand is one exotic Dornish beauty. We hear she’s newly single. 3. Cersei Lannister View Photo As hot as she is evil. Okay, she might be slightly more evil, but she’s still super hot. 2. Missandei View Attachment Missandei is so hot even eunuchs can’t look away. Now THAT’s an achievement. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 1. Daenerys Targaryen View Photo C’mon! You knew the Khaleesi was gonna come in at number one! That Daario Naharis is a lucky dude! The End. Up Next: ” 13 Hottest Women on Game of Thrones .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Selena Gomez Gushing About ‘Cute Little’ Zedd Is Making Our Hearts Melt

Selena Gomez opened up about her rumored beau, Zedd, in a candid new interview.

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