Actress Ashley Judd has written a powerful essay about violence against women, and it all stemmed from a Tweet about March Madness, no less. An avid basketball fan (and non-bandwagon University of Kentucky supporter), she recently tweeted something negative about a college basketball game. Despite how ephemeral and harmless this was, the star was quickly on the receiving end of a “tsunami of gender-based violence and misogyny.” “Tweets rolled in, calling me a c–t, a whore or a bitch, or telling me to suck a two-inch d–k. Some even threatened rape, or ‘anal anal anal,'” the Insurgent star writes . If only it stopped there. It only got worse. Appallingly so. “I deleted my original tweet after the game, before all hell broke loose, to make amends for any genuine offense I may have committed by describing play as ‘dirty.'” “Of course, other people, including my uncle who is a chaplain, also expressed fear that the athletes would be hurt badly.” “But my uncle wasn’t told he was a smelly p—y. He wasn’t spared because of his profession; being a male sports fan is his immunity from abuse.” “What happened to me is the devastating social norm experienced by millions of girls and women on the Internet,” Judd went on. “Online harassers use the slightest excuse (or no excuse at all) to dismember our personhood,” Ashley adds, and described it in detail. “My tweet was simply the convenient delivery system for a rage toward women that lurks perpetually. I know this experience is universal, though I’ll describe specifically what happened to me.” “I read in vivid language the various ways, humiliating and violent, in which my genitals, vaginal and anal, should be violated, shamed, exploited and dominated.” “Either the writer was going to do these things to me, or they were what I deserved. My intellect was insulted: I was called stupid, an idiot.” “My age, appearance and body were attacked. Even my family was thrown into the mix: Someone wrote that my ‘grandmother is creepy.'” The experience hit home on multiple levels for the 46-year-old Judd, who went on to recount her own multiple experiences with rape and assault: “I am a survivor of sexual assault, rape and incest. I am greatly blessed that in 2006, other thriving survivors introduced me to recovery. I seized it.” “My own willingness, partnered with a simple kit of tools, has empowered me to take the essential odyssey from undefended and vulnerable victim to empowered survivor.” “Today, nine years into my recovery,” she writes, with the passage of time and the perspective it offers, “I can go farther and say my ‘story” is not ‘my story.'” “It is something a Higher Power (spirituality, for me, has been vital in this healing) uses to allow me the grace and privilege of helping others who are still hurting.” Perhaps, she says, the simple act of speaking out about these difficult topics can help “offer a piece of education, awareness and action to our world.” If it does, the world will be better for it.
When Justin Bieber apologized to his fans in a recent self-recorded video, it ushered in the era of the kinder, gentler Biebs. Yesterday, Justin referred to himself as a “douche bag” and promised to change his ways during an appearance on Ellen, and he’s even been exchanging pleasantries with the same paparazzi who used to send him into fits of rage. Perhaps he’s trying to rescue his public image, or maybe he’s discovered a mellower strain of weed. Hell, maybe he really just woke up one day and realized he’d been acting like a world-class knob for the entirety of his adult life. Whatever the case, Justin’s spent the last few years stomping around Hollywood in sneakers that cost more than your car, and he’s left a long trail of destruction in his wake. As much as he might want to make things right, Bieber may not be able to escape his past as easily as he had hoped. Remember when Justin egged his neighbor’s house ? It was just one of many idiotic decisions JB made in 2014, and he probably thought he’d be able to put the incident behind him after shelling out (no pun intended) $80,000 for repairs. But now the victim, a Calabasas resident named Jeff Schwartz, is suing for emotional distress, claiming that months before the egging, Bieber and his bodyguards hurled epithets at him and his wife, resulting in emotional distress. In the suit, obtained by TMZ, Schwartz recalls an incident in which he politely asked Bieber to stop racing his Ferrari through the neighborhood. He says Bieber cursed at him, and one of his bodyguards threateningly shouted, “What are you gonna do about it, Jew boy?” Yikes. Sounds like Justin has a lot more atoning to do before he can move on. The public humiliation that he’s sure to suffer at his Comedy Central Roast might speed the healing process along. 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast 1. Justin Bieber Roast: Who Said What? View Photo ROASTED! Read on to relive the best very burns, disses, one-liners and insults from the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central. 2. Kevin Hart View Photo Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one. 3. Ludacris View Photo You act so much like a pussy, Ellen tried to eat you. 4. Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) View Photo I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hannibal Buress Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy. 6. Shaquille O’Neal View Photo You have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people. 7. Natasha Legerro Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards. 8. Chris D’Elia You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Martha Stewart View Photo Let’s get to the reason I’m here: to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison… The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. 10. Jeffrey Ross View Photo Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of sh-t… and he hangs out with James Franco. 11. Jeffrey Ross on Selena Gomez Banging Bieber It proves “Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” 12. Ludacris Again Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pete Davidson My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit. 14. Shaq on Kevin Hart Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road. 15. Kevin Hart Again View Photo Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here. 16. Natasha Leggero on Hart Kevin, you look like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pete Davidson on Martha Stewart Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance. 18. Martha Stewart Slam! View Photo I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D’Elia. 19. Chris D’Elia Again Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney. 20. Natasha Leggero on Hart… Again Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jeffrey Ross on Stewart Martha Stewart, I want to f-ck you so bad. I bet your pubic hair is fifty shades of gray. 22. Justin Bieber View Photo What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
I don’t know if this is a picutre of Selena GOmez showing us what her asshole looks like using her mouth, but I would assume the coloring is about the same…unless of course she bleaches it, which she probably does…since no one really wants a reddish brown asshole, especially not when getting fucked by super weird rich dudes with super weird requirements, because the richer they get…the more insane they get… Or maybe she’s just showing you her love…or her first move in giving a rip job…it all stars with a peck before bum fucking with your tongue the way bieber likes it…because that’s what Usher showed him and he grew up on…. Or maybe…just maybe…I’m reading into this too much and taking it to a dark place…that isn’t really all that dark…because she bleaches her asshole… The post Selena Gomez Shows Demonstrates Rim Jobs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Viewers may not be able to enjoy the humiliating hijinks until March 30, but Justin Bieber got Roasted over the weekend. The artist was forced to sit on stage during the taping of his upcoming Comedy Central special and listen to comedians such as Jeffrey Ross and Kevin Hart absolutely tear him apart. “Tonight we’re going to do what his parents and the legal system should have done a long time ago,” Hart says in one of the following clips. “We’re about to give this boy an ass-whooping he deserves.” Jeffrey Ross Roasts Justin Bieber Kevin Hart Roasts Justin Bieber Ross then goes on to describe Bieber as the “King Joffrey of Pop,” adding that Justin is a “cocky little sh-t” and saying of Beliebers around the globe: “The roast fans really want blood this time… even though most of your fans haven’t even gotten their periods yet.” In response to this diss, Bieber supports started to trend the hashtag “#IHaveMyPeriodJustin” this week, which is just… yech . TMI to the max. The Justin Bieber Roast will air on Comedy Central on March 30 at 10/9c. Other famous roasters include Martha Stewart, Natasha Leggero, Chris D’Elia and Hannibal Buress. As you can see below, all these stars go after Bieber hard, referencing Selena Gomez and mocking Justin for his failed attempts to seem like a tough guy… 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast 1. Justin Bieber Roast: Who Said What? View Photo ROASTED! Read on to relive the best very burns, disses, one-liners and insults from the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central. 2. Kevin Hart View Photo Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one. 3. Ludacris View Photo You act so much like a pussy, Ellen tried to eat you. 4. Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) View Photo I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hannibal Buress Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy. 6. Shaquille O’Neal View Photo You have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people. 7. Natasha Legerro Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards. 8. Chris D’Elia You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Martha Stewart View Photo Let’s get to the reason I’m here: to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison… The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. 10. Jeffrey Ross View Photo Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of sh-t… and he hangs out with James Franco. 11. Jeffrey Ross on Selena Gomez Banging Bieber It proves “Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” 12. Ludacris Again Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pete Davidson My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit. 14. Shaq on Kevin Hart Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road. 15. Kevin Hart Again View Photo Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here. 16. Natasha Leggero on Hart Kevin, you look like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pete Davidson on Martha Stewart Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance. 18. Martha Stewart Slam! View Photo I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D’Elia. 19. Chris D’Elia Again Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney. 20. Natasha Leggero on Hart… Again Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jeffrey Ross on Stewart Martha Stewart, I want to f-ck you so bad. I bet your pubic hair is fifty shades of gray. 22. Justin Bieber View Photo What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Kathy Griffin has once again spoken out about her exit from E!’s Fashion Police. The comedian abrubtly quit the series in mid-March, saying via statement that her “style does not fit with the creative direction of the show” and that it was “time to move on.” Many have wondered whether Griffin’s departure was related to the death of Joan Rivers or the controversial comments made by Giuliana Rancic about Zendaya Coleman . But Griffin appeared on The View today and said her issues ran far deeper than that. Comparing her experience on Fashion Police to “dog pile,” Griffin explained: “As a feminist and a comic, it just didn’t feel like the right fit to me. I was being forced to comment about pictures of beautiful women in perfect dresses and say kind of bad things.” Griffin acknowledged that her stand-up “repertoire” included some “heinous” things, but there’s a difference between that she does and what she was being asked to do on E!. “I wouldn’t hold up a picture of Kim Kardashian and say, ‘She’s ugly! Goodnight!’ I wouldn’t hold up a picture of Oprah and say, ‘She’s fat! Goodnight!,'”Griffin said. The red-headed star said she believed Fashion Police would be changing its format to fit her “style” when she signed on, but it didn’t turn out that way. “They had a very strict lane they wanted to be in,” Griffin said. Kelly Osbourne has also quit Fashion Police, which is set to return on March 30, with only Rancic and Brad Goreski on board as panelists at the moment. Those in the running for Osbourne and Griffin’s now-abandoned spots include Naya Rivera, Khloe Kardashian and Amber Rose. “I’m still going to give people crap, trust me,” vowed Griffin, adding: “There’s a lot of stuff I said before that I wouldn’t say now, and there’s stuff I probably won’t say in five years that I do say now. Comedy has to evolve.” 29 Celebrities With and Without Makeup 1. Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian’s doesn’t lie about the fact that makeup MAKES her who she is. She’s shared more than one tutorial about how to get her signature look using highlighting products to contour her face. 2. Lady Gaga Lady Gaga is quite beautiful underneath her sometimes bizarre makeup looks. Also? Eyebrows are SUPER important. 3. Bethenny Frankel Housewife turned author turned talk show host Bethenny Frankel uses makeup to shave years off her face. Hey, it’s probably better than botox and plastic surgery. 4. Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez is a work of art, according to Diddy. Well, that badonkadonk is the real deal, but the makeup? That has something to do with it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Cameron Diaz There’s something about Cameron Diaz, even without makeup. 6. Kylie Jenner We really love Kylie Jenner’s laid back and natural look. Well, both of them. 7. Britney Spears Oh Brit Brit. Makeup makes all the difference for Britney Spears. With it she looks slightly less like she’s going to shave her head again. 8. Kate Middleton Oh Duchess! We’re almost sorry that Kate Middleton looks a little like Quasimodo here. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson doesn’t look like the ScarJo we know without makeup. 10. Beyonce Beyonce is beautiful no matter what. Period. The end. With makeup and glammed up or without and rockin the natural look. Just stunning. 11. Beyonce (Again) Another great example of the Queen Bey, with and without makeup. 12. Heidi Klum Check out Heidi Klum in her no makeup selfie and again on the red carpet. With a face like that it’s no wonder she’s a supermodel. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Rihanna Rihanna rocks the no makeup selfies like no other, but she’s quite the stunner when she gets glammed out for appearances. 14. Tyra Banks Tyra Banks is one of the most successful supermodels in the business. She’s not afraid to share what’s behind the makeup either. 15. Demi Lovato Demi Lovato gets all dolled up for photo shoots and music videos, but she also knows how to keep it real and does so on the regular. 16. Demi Lovato (Again) Another Demi Lovato mashup that was too good to pass up. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Kerry Washington It’s SUPER hard to believe that the face on the left and the face on the right are the same face. But that’s definitely Kerry Washington. 18. Chelsea Handler We think Chelsea Handler should make this her Twitter avatar. 19. Emma Watson Emma Watson is so flawless we almost can’t stand her. 20. Kathy Griffin One word about Kathy Griffin with no makeup. SHUDDER. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Katie Holmes Katie Holmes with no makeup takes us back to the creek and our Joey Potter-loving days. 22. Marilyn Manson What? Guys can totally wear makeup too! 23. Tina Fey One thing we love about Tina Fey is the way she embraces herself, both with and without makeup. 24. Miley Cyrus Miley basically gives her middle finger to anybody who dares hate on her for leaving the house sans makeup. We can totally respect that. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Lindsay Lohan On the left, we have a slightly drugged out Lindsay Lohan. And on the right, we have a still drugged out Lindsay Lohan who had her lips injected. 26. Mila Kunis Is it just us or is it ridiculously hard to believe that the face on the left and the face on the right are the same face? But yeah, that’s Mila Kunis. 27. Selena Gomez Without makeup Selena Gomez looks a good 5 years younger than her meager 20 years. On the right, she still passes for 17, easy. 28. Taylor Swift One thing we love about Taylor Swift, besides her dancing, is the effortless way she always looks polished, even if she’s running around naked (faced). Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. AnnaLynne McCord AnnaLynne McCord is perfect with or without makeup. But quite different. The End. Up Next: ” 29 Celebrities With and Without Makeup .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… 29 Celebrities With and Without Makeup 1. Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian’s doesn’t lie about the fact that makeup MAKES her who she is. She’s shared more than one tutorial about how to get her signature look using highlighting products to contour her face. 2. Lady Gaga Lady Gaga is quite beautiful underneath her sometimes bizarre makeup looks. Also? Eyebrows are SUPER important. 3. Bethenny Frankel Housewife turned author turned talk show host Bethenny Frankel uses makeup to shave years off her face. Hey, it’s probably better than botox and plastic surgery. 4. Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez is a work of art, according to Diddy. Well, that badonkadonk is the real deal, but the makeup? That has something to do with it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Cameron Diaz There’s something about Cameron Diaz, even without makeup. 6. Kylie Jenner We really love Kylie Jenner’s laid back and natural look. Well, both of them. 7. Britney Spears Oh Brit Brit. Makeup makes all the difference for Britney Spears. With it she looks slightly less like she’s going to shave her head again. 8. Kate Middleton Oh Duchess! We’re almost sorry that Kate Middleton looks a little like Quasimodo here. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson doesn’t look like the ScarJo we know without makeup. 10. Beyonce Beyonce is beautiful no matter what. Period. The end. With makeup and glammed up or without and rockin the natural look. Just stunning. 11. Beyonce (Again) Another great example of the Queen Bey, with and without makeup. 12. Heidi Klum Check out Heidi Klum in her no makeup selfie and again on the red carpet. With a face like that it’s no wonder she’s a supermodel. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Rihanna Rihanna rocks the no makeup selfies like no other, but she’s quite the stunner when she gets glammed out for appearances. 14. Tyra Banks Tyra Banks is one of the most successful supermodels in the business. She’s not afraid to share what’s behind the makeup either. 15. Demi Lovato Demi Lovato gets all dolled up for photo shoots and music videos, but she also knows how to keep it real and does so on the regular. 16. Demi Lovato (Again) Another Demi Lovato mashup that was too good to pass up. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Kerry Washington It’s SUPER hard to believe that the face on the left and the face on the right are the same face. But that’s definitely Kerry Washington. 18. Chelsea Handler We think Chelsea Handler should make this her Twitter avatar. 19. Emma Watson Emma Watson is so flawless we almost can’t stand her. 20. Kathy Griffin One word about Kathy Griffin with no makeup. SHUDDER. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Katie Holmes Katie Holmes with no makeup takes us back to the creek and our Joey Potter-loving days. 22. Marilyn Manson What? Guys can totally wear makeup too! 23. Tina Fey One thing we love about Tina Fey is the way she embraces herself, both with and without makeup. 24. Miley Cyrus Miley basically gives her middle finger to anybody who dares hate on her for leaving the house sans makeup. We can totally respect that. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Lindsay Lohan On the left, we have a slightly drugged out Lindsay Lohan. And on the right, we have a still drugged out Lindsay Lohan who had her lips injected. 26. Mila Kunis Is it just us or is it ridiculously hard to believe that the face on the left and the face on the right are the same face? But yeah, that’s Mila Kunis. 27. Selena Gomez Without makeup Selena Gomez looks a good 5 years younger than her meager 20 years. On the right, she still passes for 17, easy. 28. Taylor Swift One thing we love about Taylor Swift, besides her dancing, is the effortless way she always looks polished, even if she’s running around naked (faced). Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. AnnaLynne McCord AnnaLynne McCord is perfect with or without makeup. But quite different. The End. Up Next: ” 29 Celebrities With and Without Makeup .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Based on Selena Gomez’s booty pics from the other day, even with her implants to balance out the rest of her, she’s figured out, like all girls on social media, what her best angles are, and her best angle just happens to be her face, with her cheeks being sucked in, in the proper light, with no body to distract that she’s not quite where she needs to be in fitness… I figure like in all things, just knowing she’s laying out in the sun by the pool in her rich person house, because she lives in LA and is always on Vacation, is enough to get off to…I mean just look at that lighting…is that the “Hudson” filter or is it “Valencia”… Fuck you instagram… The post Selena Gomez Tanning from the Right Angle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Khloe Kardashian has shared a krazy kute photograph on Instagram. The reality star – who will return to the small screen tonight when Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 kicks off on E! – posted a sweet snapshot of herself and niece Penelope on the social media site yesterday. “Kisses,” Kardashian simply wrote of the picture, which features giving a peck to Kourtney Kardashian’s two-year old daughter. A day earlier, Khloe posted another cuddly photo of the relatives watching TV in matching holiday pajamas. She included with it the caption “KoKo [loves] P.” Penelope is one of three kids Kourtney has with terrible baby daddy Scott Disick . Her siblings include five-year old Mason and two-month old Reign. Khloe, of course, does not have any children of her own. But she’s been open in the past about her desire to squeeze some out. For now, however, Kardashian is working on her baby abs more than she is on having any actual babies. And she’s looking pretty darn hot while doing so! 11 Kardashian Secrets: Booze, Body Odor, and Bruce’s Fetish 1. Scott and Kourtney Sleep in Separate Rooms View Photo Not surprising: Scott’s a slob. Surprising: He and Kourtney sleep as far away from each other as possible. “Scott was a complete and utter mess,†the maid claims. “He’d leave food everywhere and crumbs covered his bed, which was on the opposite side of the house from Kourtney.†2. Bruce Jenner Loves to Cross-Dress View Photo The maid describes finding women’s underwear under Bruce’s bed: “He’d hide it under his bed. I guess he didn’t want his family to know.†3. Kanye Stinks View Photo “One time, Kim asked me to wash Kanye’s white T-shirt,” says the maid. “It reeked of the worst body odor I have ever smelled. There were armpit stains that were soaking wet. It made me shiver.†4. Kim is Kind View Photo “Kim would sit and chat with [the housekeepers],” says the source. “And she was generous. One time she gifted someone on her staff a computer for Christmas. It was awesome and so kind. She was the only one out of the three to give anyone helping out any gifts.†Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. But She’s Also a Slob View Photo “Kim’s bedroom and bathroom are beyond filthy at all times no matter how often it was cleaned,†the maid claims. “The minute Kim entered everything was trashed – like a tornado had just gone through it.†​ 6. Scott Disick: Raging Alcoholic View Photo The Kardashian’s maid describes Scott as “constantly drunk.” She claims he would litter the house with empty booze bottles and she once found a white powdered substance in his bathroom. 7. Kourtney is Hell on Heels View Photo “Kourtney was by far the most rude and unappreciative person in the family,†says the housekeeper. “She was also extremely strict and a total neat freak.†8. And She’s Cheap View Photo “One time she called two different grocery stores to compare the price of a chicken breast. Who does that?” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Khloe is the Most Fun View Photo “She loves to play practical jokes, especially on Kim,†says the source. “She would hide her clothes and shoes and Kim would panic. Khloe would think it was the funniest thing.†10. And She Puts Kim in Her Place View Photo Khloe is apprently the only one willing to lay down the law with her more famous sis: “She couldn’t handle that Kim would just leave her clothes on the floor for someone to pick up. She thought her sister was a slob.” 11. Kris Likes to Get Sloshed View Photo The housekeeper describes Kris as “the life of the party.” “When she has a few too many drinks in her she’s been known to bump into walls but otherwise, she was so nice and always asked everyone on the staff about their home lives.” The End. Up Next: ” 11 Kardashian Secrets: Booze, Body Odor, and Bruce’s Fetish .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Justin Bieber has been officially roasted – and totally, completely, entirely, painfully toasted. Comedy Central taped the much-hyped Justin Bieber Roast last night, with comedian Kevin Hart emceeing an event that tore the singer apart. There were jokes about Bieber’s sexuality. About his attempts to come across as tough. About his relationship with Selena Gomez . And about his many run-ins with the laws. Nothing was off limits, and very little was rated PG. Consider yourself warned as you click through the night’s best quips and insults: 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast 1. Justin Bieber Roast: Who Said What? View Photo ROASTED! Read on to relive the best very burns, disses, one-liners and insults from the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central. 2. Kevin Hart View Photo Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one. 3. Ludacris View Photo You act so much like a pussy, Ellen tried to eat you. 4. Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) View Photo I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hannibal Buress Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy. 6. Shaquille O’Neal View Photo You have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people. 7. Natasha Legerro Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards. 8. Chris D’Elia You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Martha Stewart View Photo Let’s get to the reason I’m here: to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison… The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. 10. Jeffrey Ross View Photo Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of sh-t… and he hangs out with James Franco. 11. Jeffrey Ross on Selena Gomez Banging Bieber It proves “Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” 12. Ludacris Again Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pete Davidson My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit. 14. Shaq on Kevin Hart Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road. 15. Kevin Hart Again View Photo Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here. 16. Natasha Leggero on Hart Kevin, you look like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pete Davidson on Martha Stewart Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance. 18. Martha Stewart Slam! View Photo I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D’Elia. 19. Chris D’Elia Again Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney. 20. Natasha Leggero on Hart… Again Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jeffrey Ross on Stewart Martha Stewart, I want to f-ck you so bad. I bet your pubic hair is fifty shades of gray. 22. Justin Bieber View Photo What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… After stars such as Ludacris, Martha Stewart and Shaquille O’Neal laid into him, Bieber was able to get the last word in, however. “Damn, you guys were brutal,” he said at the end of the Roast. “This was supposed to be a birthday present. When people ask me what I got for my 21st birthday, I’ll tell them I got my dick kicked in.” The singer, who is clearly aiming to rehab his image , then grew serious. “I lost some of my best qualities,” he said, referencing his behavior from the past year or so and adding: “I’m looking forward to being someone you’re proud of.. You have my word, I will not end up broken, pathetic, bitter, or sitting on someone else’s roast. I’m at a moment of change. This is a new day.” The Justin Bieber Roast will air at 10/9c on Comedy Central on Monday, March 30.
Justin Bieber has been officially roasted – and totally, completely, entirely, painfully toasted. Comedy Central taped the much-hyped Justin Bieber Roast last night, with comedian Kevin Hart emceeing an event that tore the singer apart. There were jokes about Bieber’s sexuality. About his attempts to come across as tough. About his relationship with Selena Gomez . And about his many run-ins with the laws. Nothing was off limits, and very little was rated PG. Consider yourself warned as you click through the night’s best quips and insults: 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast 1. Justin Bieber Roast: Who Said What? View Photo ROASTED! Read on to relive the best very burns, disses, one-liners and insults from the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central. 2. Kevin Hart View Photo Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one. 3. Ludacris View Photo You act so much like a pussy, Ellen tried to eat you. 4. Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) View Photo I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hannibal Buress Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy. 6. Shaquille O’Neal View Photo You have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people. 7. Natasha Legerro Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards. 8. Chris D’Elia You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Martha Stewart View Photo Let’s get to the reason I’m here: to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison… The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. 10. Jeffrey Ross View Photo Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of sh-t… and he hangs out with James Franco. 11. Jeffrey Ross on Selena Gomez Banging Bieber It proves “Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” 12. Ludacris Again Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pete Davidson My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit. 14. Shaq on Kevin Hart Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road. 15. Kevin Hart Again View Photo Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here. 16. Natasha Leggero on Hart Kevin, you look like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pete Davidson on Martha Stewart Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance. 18. Martha Stewart Slam! View Photo I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D’Elia. 19. Chris D’Elia Again Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney. 20. Natasha Leggero on Hart… Again Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jeffrey Ross on Stewart Martha Stewart, I want to f-ck you so bad. I bet your pubic hair is fifty shades of gray. 22. Justin Bieber View Photo What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… After stars such as Ludacris, Martha Stewart and Shaquille O’Neal laid into him, Bieber was able to get the last word in, however. “Damn, you guys were brutal,” he said at the end of the Roast. “This was supposed to be a birthday present. When people ask me what I got for my 21st birthday, I’ll tell them I got my dick kicked in.” The singer, who is clearly aiming to rehab his image , then grew serious. “I lost some of my best qualities,” he said, referencing his behavior from the past year or so and adding: “I’m looking forward to being someone you’re proud of.. You have my word, I will not end up broken, pathetic, bitter, or sitting on someone else’s roast. I’m at a moment of change. This is a new day.” The Justin Bieber Roast will air at 10/9c on Comedy Central on Monday, March 30.
Selena Gomez posted this low level erotic on Instagram…and I guess it is a big deal, because it brings up an interesting, often ignored part of her, you know one that her puffy Lupus face and fake tits tend to distract the world from, and that is her little Mexican booty, not that Mexicans are really known for their booty, but rather more known for their great corn tortillas…corn tortillas I would let Selena Gomez rub all over my face, not because I like eating the same things as beiber…and not because she’s rich and famous…and not because they remind me of my Mexican prostiture mother…but because I fucking love corn tortillas…. All this to say, this pic is kinda creepy, kind of erotic, it reminds me of voyeuristic 70s porn and that’s all I have to say about that… The post Selena Gomez Ass on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
