Hilary Duff would be a tough girl to charge and knock over while trying to abduct her and put her in your van…. Both because of being short and a low center of gravity, but also because her legs are fucking tree trucks, sturdy as fuck, and she’s unable to be knocked over. I don’t know if that’s a hot quality to have…but I figure anything Hilary Duff does, like her ability to be her own security detail is lovely, not dainty, but lovely. The post Hilary Duff has Some Powerful Tree Trunk Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Rohrbach was a set Sports Illustrated tits that I guess were slated to become a big deal…thanks to strategic moves, the right friends, or an agency that really believe that can make a lot of fucking money with her….or more importantly…Sex with Leonardo DiCaprio… She was one of the vaginas that allowed Leo to Cum inside her, assuming he isn’t gay, in exchange for some press…and I guess it worked out well for her because she’s in Baywatch, the worst movie concept ever…wearing a bikini. These are some of her selfies, non nude of course…but to promote Baywatch obviously..it’s her big break…she fucked to get her and dammit she’s gonna make it work. The post Kelly Rohrbach Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This picture is fucking jokes… So basically there was another iCloud leak, this time of Sarah Hyland, and it may not even be Sarah Hyland, but some other creepy weird looking, underdeveloped 12 year old despite being 40, sold off to the industry…but I am pretty sure it’s her.. The pictures weren’t anything special, but this one, a post masturbation, showing how wet she gets, or her squirt which is pee…is just fucking great.. Girls have sent me similar pics after they masturbate…so I know what this is all about and I am glad it happened – and I’m just glad it’s not her costar Ariel Winter’s squirt, which I would assume would have a lot more feces in it – from all her eating.. The post Sarah Hyland Squirter Wet Spot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Scarlett Johansson is fucking old and tired looking… Slutty dress or not….she’s just fucking done… It’s nice to be reminded that life is finite – and even if your spirit lives on – which I doubt it does…you face can’t keep up and eventually crashes and burns. I always thought she was overrated, but she’s managed to have a good run, dudes still obsess over her…so maybe, that’s all there is to it….trick the retards and their loyalty will keep getting you cast in bullshit….despite you being broken down, expired milk…of a mom. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Scarlett Johansson Mom Face at Planned Parenthood Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joy Corrigan is Florida Trash with an interesting face, hot body, and I appreciate that she has built her audience on istagram so that she gets the cheesy bikini catalog work, and I guess there is a lot of it, without being a cunt about it and heading to hollywood to cast in a reality show..because she’s got her life and scene set up in Florida, not to mention there’s all kind of Florida money rich dudes in her own backyard, plus the weather is hotter, the beaches nicer, and most importantly there’s a friendly chain of Cuban Chicken spots… Who cares. I know. But she’s showing nipple, because bikini pics are topless pics now. The post Joy Corrigan Topless Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
My God Bella Hadid is ugly. I don’t care what magazine supports her, or how hot she thinks she is because everyone tells her she’s hot.. I think it’s safe to say that she knows the truth, we all know the truth and just because she’s delusional about it…doesn’t mean it isn’t TRUTH.. I don’t know what it is, but probably not showing her tits, that really allows me to focus on the issue at hand…her average at best looks that get paid above average prices because the world is fucking stupid. The post Bella Hadid Elle France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lisa Appleton is some garbage UK trash that I am not going to bother looking up, because you can get a sense of what she is based on the pictures alone. An attention seeking pile of shit that could have been a gutter glamour model before falling in love with cake…or a reality star that managed to get into some reality TV show….or who fucking knows, but she’s got the paparazzi watching her sloppy drunk ass as her tits spill everywhere and it’s vile…and thus amazing….My kind of girl… The post Lisa Appleton is a Dumpy UK Trashcan Flashing Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailey Baldwin is garbage, mainly because she’s the daughter of a celebrity who is barely a fucking celebrity, and I like my celebrity children out there hustling, getting the invites to exclusive events and parties, to be of A-List and A-List only….but Stephen Baldwin, who gives a fuck… She banged Bieber at 16, she fucking sucks the aassholes of the Jenners since, and it’s managed to establish her as a little model, it girl, all while being totally uninteresting and annoying, vapid, bratty pile of shit… She’s living the good life, mooching, and she’s leaving some party with her chubby boyfriend – as her little tits pop out…with nipple tape because freeing the nipple is more feminist for a vapid vain pile of shit….when the nipple has tape on it..I guess.. I am more into her playing tennis in her underwear…and I guess the good news is she’s not a Kardashian..and hot enough…and I guess it’s better to be the bottom feeder to the stars who shouldn’t be stars than the stars themselves..it’s some bootleg shit that she knows she is…and that alone can lead to some insecurities that bring on drug addiction and all that other good stuff. You know..context. The rich brat who wants it all but is third tier, even when third tier is pretty good…kills herself for not being good enough…because she doesn’t know she won… The post Hailey Baldwin Nipple Pasties with her Boyfriend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sara Jean Underwood is a mid-30s naturalist, who I guess is into nature and camping and all the beautiful things the country has to offer. She hikes, she poses next to waterfalls and other amazing things, and she documents it in the most slutty and self involved way… But for some reason, I think it’s an interesting hook. I mean she was in Playboy at 18, she tried to do some legit hosting, she fell into obscurity, and she made a serious and aggressive instagram comeback…. I don’t think she’s making any money doing this shit, because she pushes private snap chats and private instagrams and sells monthly memberships to her smut…but if it finances her great trips to these great places…where she can produce her smut…I am all for it.. We live in a world where everyone gets naked for instagram, in all the same poses, and places…at least some effort goes into this…and she’s a veteran and expert…as it is all she’s known..other than Ryan Seacrests daytime TV dick… SO I support, I don’t pay her monthly subscription fees, but I’ll promote her for free, and not make fun of what is seemingly a wonderful thing! I like that despite being freezing, she still gets naked, it is wonderful. Here’s more: The post Sara Jean Underwood – Naturalist of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t think Evan Rachel Wood erotica is an actual thing…but she did bang Marilyn Manson, the reason for Columbine, at least once or twice when they were dating and she was showing the world how edgy, GOTH and Dark she is…before ending up with BILLY ELLIOTT…some poofter dancer… DOESN’T MATTER… She was the racy tween in the movie I remember creeps jerking off to called THIRTEEN, based on slutty Nikki Reed’s childhood…and I don’t really know what else she’s done…a bunch of independent things…because she’s edgy… This is some photoshoot promoting who knows what…and this post has been a waste of all of our time – because there’s no TAKEAWAY…but is there ever really a takeaway from the nonsense I shit on these posts, when I’d rather be shit on by the girl in the pics…because it’s a better story…. The post Evan Rachel Wood Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
