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BElla Hadid Relaxing and Recharging of the Day

I want you all to know, in the even that you were really concerned, that Bella Hadid had a relaxing weekend in what I assume was the motherland, my Motherland, not her motherland, Mexico…cuz she’s Palestinian and probably wouldn’t be there supporting Palestine, as all her employers are Jewish and she’s practically Jewish…and shouldn’t really be on the whole “down with the Jews” with her people…because she’s got money to make, and she’s so far removed from Palestine that it just makes for cool conversation to have when people ask why she’s brown-ish….and strapped with suicide bombs… I mean…this girl is more valley girl than Anything, up on some Clueless shit, but less clueless than all the people who follow her, support her, think she’s hot or meaningful so brands continue to use her in campaigns….it makes zero fucking sense to me. But she’s in a bikini, recharging from all that work of having to show up to have your picture taken – which feels good on the ego…and that’s a good enough distraction from everything else that’s relatively shit about her…which happens to be most things besides her inheritance and I guess now the money she’s banked for herself…instead of spreading it amongst people who need it – brands like throwing fuel in the rich person fire…disgusting…. There’s more… The post BElla Hadid Relaxing and Recharging of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian Still Brings It of the Day

Christina Milian is garbage…and I am not just saying that because she’s a black woman, color doesn’t factor into really anything I do…but people like to think that it does because they are basic and don’t understand there is more to calling a whore a whore than the color of her skin…..and my judgements are based on her being a mom in her 30s with a lot of fucking money – craving the ratchet stripper – Kim Kardashian life – for no real reason other than feeling like it’s something she can dominate, something she can really drive him, and have fun while making money in the process…and in every move she makes…she’s half naked, at a pool party, raging…not being a mom…because she likes being a stereotype…instead of breaking down stereotypes…however we all know she’s spin it…to being empowered or whatever…but the fact is she doesn’t need to be doing any of this yet she is… I guess there’s something erotic in that… Out in bikini pics, showing off tits, because you want to, not because you have to…maybe it is empowerment…WHO KNOWS….but there’s a bunch of them with they name branded tattoos together showing their mom asses….and I guess that makes for hanging out at a resort more fun… The post Christina Milian Still Brings It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day

Gender Bending Lea Michele (see earlier gender bending post)…who I always just assumed was a man, continues the TUCK by putting on a MERMAID outfit…because boys or girls dressed like boys can’t be mermaids…you know driving the point home… Now, I know she’s probably a she, and me calling her a man is just me being an asshole, but she’s famous and rich and can take it…. I understand why this bitch is famous…She sings show tunes and gay dudes love show tunes….and she was on the gayest show on TV and gay dudes love gay shows…especially when they are teenage gay dudes, who didn’t exist when I was in High School or they’d get beat the fuck up, but who now are in abundance thanks to shows like Glee and Gaga and all the other things that make gay cool….meaning that her fame has nothing to do with her looks, or lack there of…because gay dudes fuck dudes….and think all of their fat girl friends who are “fabulous” are hot…and beautiful…. So the lesson here is finding your market…and luckily when you have some success straight dudes will want to fuck you…..because they will fuck anything…very willing to fuck ugly tail…cuz it’s better than no tail…even if it is a troll looking bitch who may have a fucking tail….so it all works out in the end…. The post Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day

Dakota Johnson was at the beach with some Jonatan Taylor Thomas looking dude in a bikini top…where she got into a red bikini of her own…like she was some kind of fiery seductive vixen…while really she’s just boring…. Now in her defense, she’s not offensive looking in her bikini like some kind of Ashley Graham where you can’t figure out why she’s getting cast in movies where she plays the mousy girl trying to figure her sexuality out….and she is probably a real fucking pervert thanks to being third generation Hollywood, her grandmother was raped by Alfred Hitchcock, and her mom…by everyone in the industry before settling with Anotonio Banderas…and making this one with Don Johnson…during Miami Vice days… I think it’s me, while on the beach or in the park when I see a girl in a bikini I get excited and want to jerk off in the nearest body of water to be subtle about it…but I am old…and jerking off is never subtle as I scream at my cock to get on with it, get over it, finish it off already… But pictures of bikinis…fuck that…I want my computer time spent looking at spread assholes TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE So – she wore a white one piece and looked a bit better…because she’s on all fours – but still boring…. The post Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courntey Cox in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why every 40+ celebrity went on vacation this weekend…from GOOPY PUSSY PALTROW ….to Rachel Hunter …. To Ashley Tisdale who lies about her age and is close to 40…and Bella Hadid ‘s jacked up face that could be 40 thanks to the great impact fillers have on these girls fucking themselves up everywhere….to Sienna Miller ….washing out her cunt…it’s been bikinis all day for days… But they were all in bikinis this past weekend…as was Courtney Cox, the less hot Friend who is rich as fuck because of Friends…and whatever else she’s been up to besides getting knocked up by David Arquette 12 years ago on the set of Scream and there is nothing too exciting about it other than the tits that are likely fake and the body that’s not disgusting considering she’s old as fuck and a mom…so here she is bringing it for the COX fans…who don’t feel she should be showing us how she handles cox…even though she’s named after that skill set…scammer…instead she sits around in bikini….big tits everywhere…old…and still worth a fuck… The post Courntey Cox in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Nipple Shirt of the Day

Bella Thorne is the magical redhead that has won me over – like this was an Archie comic – because he was a redhead obsessed with redheads – but when I read Archie comics I never understood the appeal of redheads – because I found them super strong genetic mutants that terrified me… But for some reason, I’m into them now…and I guess I should blame Lohan because she’s the OG ginger cunt I wanted to get herpes from – and this Bella chick and her shamelessness is doing a good job as the hotter but still 40 something looking bootleg version of her… The post Bella Thorne Nipple Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Woman Walking on Road Naked and Other Videos of the Day

Cop on Hood Dude Jumps of the Day A man Selling Chicks Naked Woman on the Street Dad Tries Inversion Table Sausage Party! The post Woman Walking on Road Naked and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Underwood Tit in Nature of the Day

Sara Underwood is more than just the girl Ryan Seacrest bought fake tits for..because Ryan Seacrest loves big clown tits…it makes him feel like less of a psychopath homosexual as he manipulates the world into thinking he is Mister Voice of America…with all the money he’s making a year from the Kardashian show – to all the other bullshit he’s involved in… She’s more than just a Playboy pussy we’ve all seen, or an old and washed up Playboy model who tried to be a TV host… She’s also a low level instagram hooker who takes weird travel photos of herself in random places like some kind of terrible fucking narcissist which all these women are…and occasionally she busts out tits so you remember who she is and so you know she still cares… The post Sara Underwood Tit in Nature of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin for Hooker Water of the DAy

Ireland Baldwin has hit rock bottom, I mean I assume she’s hit rock bottom numerous times, but then rock bottom gets pulled beneath her and she hits a new low… There was a minute where I was a believer…I believed in her big fashion daughter tits and thought she’d make it in the world of rich and connected so make her a model…I really fucking did… But then she fell off, her cousin moved in and secured the Baldwin name, leaving her a weird lesbian drug addict who ran to rehab….but she is back to the bikini modeling…looking large but empowered in this body positive world…even though she hates herself and could be because her dad hated on her… Now she’s..doing a shoot for hooker water….the water that all these low level actual hookers participate in because it helps get them their US work visa…it is an owned by the paparazzi water company…and the fact that they are getting celeb daughters…just means the hooker money is good because this hooker water isn’t actually available in stores…it’s all a weird front…. I am not offended or phased by hooker water beach shoots when they use the actual hookers – but using these celeb kids and Mischa barton – just confuses me. Are they really that desperate. It is embarrassing…. The post Ireland Baldwin for Hooker Water of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s Artistic Bikini Pic of the Day

And people say Rita Ora is a garbage hooker who happens to sing well enough to get a fake record deal – to justify her work visa – so that the dudes who like fucking her don’t have to marry her for citizenship…that turned it into a fake it until you make it situation, where girl now hosts TV shows….while girl is basically a big titty ethnically ambiguous hooker – not a famous and talented artist…. And those people are me… But how could I discount her to that basic level of sex work, when she’s rich and accomplished and most importantly, has the ability to take these inspiring underwater bikini pictures from luxury travel experiences in the Maldives…. I mean sure all instagram hookers polarize hooking with these well shot bikini pics that are all the fucking same and they are all doing it but have these crazy followings because of it. Virtual no ones – with 2 million followers…it’s crazy… But Rita ORA…she’s different…because people know she exists – they just don’t know why… All this to say, the water makes her dumpiness float….camera tricks….that allow you to hashtag #notfiltered The post Rita Ora’s Artistic Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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